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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    The best part in Signs is when that alien is on the barn roof or whatever because it looks like that shot from the first Ninja Turtles where Raph is on the barn roof yelling "SPLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTERRRRRRRRR!"

    That is not the best part.
    there was no best part

    You forget the Venezuelan Birthday party video.

    That was the only COOL part b/c it just freaks the shit out of you.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    I was talking about "Wild Things" and Denise Richardson Dean Pamela Sue Anderson Love Hewitt or whatever.

    That part where the girls make out is pretty awesome.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    The best part in Signs is when that alien is on the barn roof or whatever because it looks like that shot from the first Ninja Turtles where Raph is on the barn roof yelling "SPLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTERRRRRRRRR!"

    That is not the best part.
    there was no best part

    You forget the Venezuelan Birthday party video.

    That was the only COOL part b/c it just freaks the shit out of you.

    That was kinda neat, also:

    Also,
    ramadan jamachan or whatever the director's name is was IN THE MOVIE


    I know, I know, right? The director was IN THE MOVIE?!

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    C'mon, for the 90s, Ninja Turtles was a fun, stupid action movie.
    The end fight scene was pretty good, if I remember right.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    jwalk wrote: »
    I was talking about "Wild Things" and Denise Richardson Dean Pamela Sue Anderson Love Hewitt or whatever.

    That part where the girls make out is pretty awesome.

    GIRLSM AKE OUT!@?!2

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I don't think anyone was ripping on ninja turtles wiggin.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    C'mon, for the 90s, Ninja Turtles was a fun, stupid action movie.
    The end fight scene was pretty good, if I remember right.

    THERES QA FUIGHT SECEN IN NIJA TURTLES@!?#@#$RT

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Thanks wise, next thing you know you are going to tell me the turtles have an issue with each other then overcome it with teamwork to beat the villain.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    The best part in Signs is when that alien is on the barn roof or whatever because it looks like that shot from the first Ninja Turtles where Raph is on the barn roof yelling "SPLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTERRRRRRRRR!"

    That is not the best part.
    there was no best part

    You forget the Venezuelan Birthday party video.

    That was the only COOL part b/c it just freaks the shit out of you.

    That was kinda neat, also:

    Also,
    ramadan jamachan or whatever the director's name is was IN THE MOVIE


    I know, I know, right? The director was IN THE MOVIE?!

    The preferred name abuse is "M Night Shamalamadingdong", but yours was just as funny.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thanks wise, next thing you know you are going to tell me the turtles have an issue with each other then overcome it with teamwork to beat the villain.

    Ha!

    In the transformers movie theres some machines that TURN INTO LARGE ROBOTS!!@!#

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    The best part in Signs is when that alien is on the barn roof or whatever because it looks like that shot from the first Ninja Turtles where Raph is on the barn roof yelling "SPLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTERRRRRRRRR!"

    That is not the best part.
    there was no best part

    You forget the Venezuelan Birthday party video.

    That was the only COOL part b/c it just freaks the shit out of you.

    That was kinda neat, also:

    Also,
    ramadan jamachan or whatever the director's name is was IN THE MOVIE


    I know, I know, right? The director was IN THE MOVIE?!

    The preferred name abuse is "M Night Shamalamadingdong", but yours was just as funny.

    I'm gonna go ahead and be completely honest with you: I couldn't think of that fuckers name. It was just totally escaping me. Plus a guy just called me from some IT company trying to sell me software, and I think his name sounded like that. samjay ramadanaham

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thanks wise, next thing you know you are going to tell me the turtles have an issue with each other then overcome it with teamwork to beat the villain.

    Ha!

    In the transformers movie theres some machines that TURN INTO LARGE ROBOTS!!@!#

    Way to go ass hole I thought it was about Trannies and shia leboufs difficulty adjusting to being a dude with a chicks name.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    The best part in Signs is when that alien is on the barn roof or whatever because it looks like that shot from the first Ninja Turtles where Raph is on the barn roof yelling "SPLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTERRRRRRRRR!"

    That is not the best part.
    there was no best part

    You forget the Venezuelan Birthday party video.

    That was the only COOL part b/c it just freaks the shit out of you.

    That was kinda neat, also:

    Also,
    ramadan jamachan or whatever the director's name is was IN THE MOVIE


    I know, I know, right? The director was IN THE MOVIE?!

    The preferred name abuse is "M Night Shamalamadingdong", but yours was just as funny.

    I'm gonna go ahead and be completely honest with you: I couldn't think of that fuckers name. It was just totally escaping me. Plus a guy just called me from some IT company trying to sell me software, and I think his name sounded like that. samjay ramadanaham

    Gesundheit!

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    StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ramadan is a holiday or something

    it would be like a girl named christmas
    she comes more than once a year

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Way to spoil the lamest line in a James bond ever Strato.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    crwth wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I remember one time some yutz over in G+T pissed about someone mentioning that Ganon was in Twilight Princess, claiming it was some kinda giant spoiler.

    IT'S FRIGGIN' ZELDA.

    YOU MEAN ZELDA IS IN ZELDA>?!?@!#!
    link uses a sword
    ...the Master Sword!

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I saw the Village, and, with no previous knowledge called the ending about ten minutes in.

    It wasn't totally fair, because Shyamalamadingdong always has some stupid twist.
    I just turned to my sister in law right in the beginning and said "It's modern day."
    And she goes, "What?"
    And I go, "In the movie, the twist will be that it's modern day."

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Sometimes it's a good twist, like Sixth Sense.

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It's not good though when you do it every fucking movie and it becomes contrived.

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The twist is that you paid NINE DOLLARS TO SEE THIS FUCKER

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You thought this movie would be good.

    You paid your $9 and you sat there thinking it would be good....


    BUT IT ISN'T!


    WHAT A TWIST!

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Trulz wrote: »

    I didn't see it coming, but I don't EVER see shit coming. Except the end to Gattaca I guess. But who cares.

    We saw so much coming, we renamed a movie, "The Road to Prediction".
    That would have been "The Road to Perdition", FYI.
    Road to Perdition wasn't trying to trick you with the ending, it just tried to
    make you forget about Maguire

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Road to Perdition and Arlington Road = two of the worst movies I've ever seen.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    You thought this movie would be good.

    You paid your $9 and you sat there thinking it would be good....


    BUT IT ISN'T!


    WHAT A TWIST!

    :^:

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Guys don't make me start talking about Open Water

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Guys don't make me start talking about Open Water

    Did you know they made a sequel

    Green on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Guys don't make me start talking about Open Water

    Did you know they made a sequel

    I heard

    Is it any different, at all

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I watched the Blaire Witch Project on FX one time. God that movie sucked, but it had a semi-twist ending.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Guys don't make me start talking about Open Water

    Did you know they made a sequel

    How the hell do you make a sequel when the original is a directorial interpretation of a true story.

    That'd be like making "The Perfect Storm II - More Stormier".

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    spoiler warning

    Lidsay Lohan goes to jail and gets raped by chicks

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    spoiler warning

    Lidsay Lohan goes to jail and gets raped by chicks

    I might watch this.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    godamnit wiggin

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    do you guys like vidya gems?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    If you're talking about the new one, she doesn't look all cracked out in it.
    Therefore, attractive enough to do.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Guys don't make me start talking about Open Water

    Did you know they made a sequel

    I heard

    Is it any different, at all

    Stupid people are on a yacht in the ocean, they all dive off without lowering the ladder

    I shit you not

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Jesus Christ, Green. I mean...what the fuck?
    A teacher asked us if we had seen it. One kid goes "Worst movie ever. People floating for 2 fucking hours."

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Guys don't make me start talking about Open Water

    Did you know they made a sequel

    I heard

    Is it any different, at all

    Stupid people are on a yacht in the ocean, they all dive off without lowering the ladder

    I shit you not

    And there's no way at all to even attempt to get back up?

    Like, maybe touching the dry surface and attempting to stick to it somehow? Or maybe from the rear?

    Yeah, I know. Trying to get into a boat is a bitch.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Road to Perdition and Arlington Road = two of the worst movies I've ever seen.

    I liked Arlington Road :cry:

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Guys don't make me start talking about Open Water

    Did you know they made a sequel

    I heard

    Is it any different, at all

    Stupid people are on a yacht in the ocean, they all dive off without lowering the ladder

    I shit you not

    And there's no way at all to even attempt to get back up?

    Like, maybe touching the dry surface and attempting to stick to it somehow? Or maybe from the rear?

    Yeah, I know. Trying to get into a boat is a bitch.

    That is basically the plot for the next 90 minutes

    Green on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I like being surprised by things in movies and books, therefore I avoid spoilers like the plague.

    #pipe on
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