"I am now bored of shooting Osama bin Laden. I never thought I'd say that."
"Maybe we should do a cam version of this. Roommate thought she just felt a spider and jumped 10 foot in the air. That's not where the spider is, she's a fool. Only I know where the spider is."
"I don't know what I'm doing so I'm just gunning down Arabs. It's a comment on American foreign policy."
"You know what you're going to get from Savage Garden. A fucking pounding headache and a vague sense of unease toward the world."
"You're going to start posting? You know like every time a pretty girl starts posting on the forums they get loads of attention and it completely ruins the forum culture."
"I'm not... I'm..."
"Oh yeah yeah I was going to say you're probably going to be fine."
"It shows how little you know about forums that you think what I do is help people."
"If you're getting shot at by Buddhists, then you're probably the bad guy."
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How long was this stream anyway?
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I think that depends on how many hours he spent on the final level, which I think was like 2 or 3 hours all on it's own. Wanna say a bit north of 20 total.
The white house wasn't terrible, it just wasn't brilliant. The coffin level on the other hand, was a fucking nightmare. I still prefer it to the last level of 2 though, because at least it's shorter. You either die within 15 seconds or win.
The coffin level made me hate dual ballers because they reload so slow.
If you don't kill pretty much everyone before you run out of ammo you get to run around like a moron for what seems like forever waiting for Hitman to stop fumbling around while getting the crap shot out of you.
There's a trick to it. You don't need to reload when you're in the near death state, so you fire off all but two rounds, get your head shot off, shoot as many more as you can with infinite ammo (leaving three), head shot those three, get a little bit of life back.
The white house wasn't terrible, it just wasn't brilliant.
It had a few nice setpieces, but overall it felt like it repeated the same rooms over and over again, and then the dumb boss fight at the end (or the equally dumb ways to avoid the boss fight) just kills it for me every time.
I did fucking lose my shit though the first time I played through that. I loved the sequence, but the actual execution on harder difficulties was stupid.
I think I 100% completed Blood Money. I remember going through on Silent Assassin and trying to use the same things I did on lower difficulties and was like what? That doesn't work?
I'm replaying Blood Money. Death On The Mississippi can go and fuck itself. I got no witnesses, all accidents, no bodies found, finished with my suit on and didn't leave any gear behind. Ranking? Professional. Fuck you.
I'm replaying Blood Money. Death On The Mississippi can go and fuck itself. I got no witnesses, all accidents, no bodies found, finished with my suit on and didn't leave any gear behind. Ranking? Professional. Fuck you.
i swear to god, that top floor is almost impossible. guards all facing each other, constant patrols, skip muldoon has men in and out of his bedroom the whole time. it's bullshit
The real kicker is that once you've done that section perfectly you still have to go through the engine room with no disguise and just hope you get lucky on the timing. It's a great idea for a level but the execution is just horrible.
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"Maybe we should do a cam version of this. Roommate thought she just felt a spider and jumped 10 foot in the air. That's not where the spider is, she's a fool. Only I know where the spider is."
"I don't know what I'm doing so I'm just gunning down Arabs. It's a comment on American foreign policy."
"You know what you're going to get from Savage Garden. A fucking pounding headache and a vague sense of unease toward the world."
"You're going to start posting? You know like every time a pretty girl starts posting on the forums they get loads of attention and it completely ruins the forum culture."
"I'm not... I'm..."
"Oh yeah yeah I was going to say you're probably going to be fine."
"It shows how little you know about forums that you think what I do is help people."
"If you're getting shot at by Buddhists, then you're probably the bad guy."
@Piggy Chimp you are a treasure
And Tube is apparently a cheap whore.
Is that the total length of the stream or just how long the final level took as you slowly descended into madness?
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whether it took 20 hours or not I could not tell you
Cause fuck that last little bit of it, I don't remember the actual last mission
The actual last mission is the Heaven & Hell fetish ball. As far as I'm concerned, the game ends there.
The credits sequence is really cool until you start playing it and just die over and over
If you don't kill pretty much everyone before you run out of ammo you get to run around like a moron for what seems like forever waiting for Hitman to stop fumbling around while getting the crap shot out of you.
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It had a few nice setpieces, but overall it felt like it repeated the same rooms over and over again, and then the dumb boss fight at the end (or the equally dumb ways to avoid the boss fight) just kills it for me every time.
of course, I still didn't the first time
i love that it's currently available for free* and playable in a browser
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Just how tear-proof is the average iPad?
i swear to god, that top floor is almost impossible. guards all facing each other, constant patrols, skip muldoon has men in and out of his bedroom the whole time. it's bullshit