Insane coincidences, callings of destiny, incredible saving throws, fortunate 20's, lucky shots, strange guys in Sailor Moon outfits, or any other particularly worthwhile tale related to PAX or post-PAX activities.
Mine is pretty boring, but I'll start.
A hobo asked me about my "Hidden Sandwhich" shirt. He said it looked like a really awesome sandwhich (since he noted it could stop a bullet), so I gave him all my change (which was only a 1.10, but hey, its a hotdog).
He is officially the coolest hobo of all time, and I nominate him for king of hobotown.
Hopefully someone has a better story then that.
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That was a short but pretty awesome story.
He thought it was hilarious and proceeded to write/type it somewhere.
Oh, and then there was that time when I ran into the Fury announcers and beat the shit out of them in a dark alley. Wait, that was a dream :evil:
PSN/XBL: dragoniemx
Sucks they couldn't bring the girls they had from E3 with them though... But I kinda appreciate that.
"Yo my main man homie G 'sup what be yo name yo?"
"YO YO YO MY NAME BE HIZZY HOMIE G TO THE FIZZLE WITH A KAPI-TOLE WIZZ-EYE I BE IN DA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOUZE!"
Probably would've been a bit rude too
Heard the game was alot of fun though.
Also, a minor miscommunication through cellphones had a very confused friend from the Exhibition hall asking "Where is the Nintendo Wii and why can't I find it? WHERE IS IT?!?!"
Some 30-something year old guy starts talking to me and gives me his business card, I thought he was just being nice and talking to people. Until he asks me out to dinner.
"Umm..... ....by the way, I'm 16."
"OH. Okay. Thanks for letting me know."
Later, walking over to the Saturday concert line, some guy is telling me about an afterparty, and asks how old I am.
"16..."
"Oh. Never mind."
Being glad days later that I didn't hit on her.
Let's play again soon! I'll post my friend code on my sig in a moment.
"What happens in seattle, stays in seattle." We had quite an awsome and interesting time, I can't wait for next year. I did find the talks of male washroom etiquette very funny however.
During the Saturday night concert, I distinctly heard a shout in the middle of a packed bathroom: "Every time you piss and shit on the seats, God creates a furry."
Everybody was stoic for like 5 seconds, then there was much laughter.
Yes! That was awesome! Not to mention, I think we all learned a bit.
For those of you out there who don't know. One rule in particular about washroom etiquette is as follows:
If you catch another man gazing at your junk, you must fight. (Exception to the rule: Unless his eyes open wide in amazement, then you just have to look smug ang wink at him.)
Kid: "I'm so gonna ask that question!"
Pork Fry: "Don't you fucking steal my thunder!"
*pulls out a lock blade knife and flips it open*
"You fucking do it and I'll fucking cut you!"
Meeting the lead designer behind UFS (the system the PA CCG is a part of) was pretty awesome.
I also enjoyed getting pwn3d at Tetris DS by just about everyone with a pulse.
Of course, hanging/semi-helping Zig (and I GUESS BL) was awesome too.
The KB Life
Wait, a hobo in Bellevue? I didn't know such a thing existed!
My frineds and I met up with some random people and attempted to play Robo Rally at 4am, which is a game that was impossible to play or understand until someone who wasn't playing finally decided to read the rules and tell us what to do. Then some other random dude joined in and we played for awhile until the Canadian Guy who we met left, and I won the game. Its the only thing I won at PAX.
U-district, day after PAX.
Me and my two friends were being shown to our seats in Red Robins and I saw a lonely soul sitting at a table playing with his DS. I say "What game you got?" He says "Tetris and NSMB." I say "Set up a Tetris game." So we were playing until the food arrived. And then, as he was about to leave, I motioned for him to come sit at our table (the waitress thought he ran away). It's awesome to meet new people like this.
Er, my best story is about my fight with the Enforcer. But I'm not sure if I should tell this story. I feel sorta mean. Basically, it started with me lying on the floor of the tourney room because I was tired, and this Enforcer tried to step on me. And so it escalated from there, each of us trying to one-up the other with increasingly lethal weapons. He started with a cell phone, I threatened with "unsporting kicks", he brought out his lanyard, I had a coiled, phone-wire thingy which I could wield like a flail. But when he picked up a child and tried to throw him at me :shock:, I dived under the torney stage. Eventually, we hugged for peace, except I as holding a bottle of Bawls, and spilt some on the Enforcer's shoulder. (I swear it was an accident!) He wanted to buy me some drinks, but I don't drink, and he offered dinner, but I said I wanted to go home and sleep. The next day I ran into him and he asked me for my contact information. I didn't give it to him though.
Another time I was hit on was during the late night Smash Bros party in the Hilton. Some guy walks in and says, "HOLY CRAP, an Asian chick!" I say "Yes, my name is Asian chick." He says. "Are you legal?" I say "Yes, I'm legal." He says "You wanna go for a drink?" And I say, "I don't drink." And that seemed to completely confuse him cuz he just stopped.
Don Juan DeDorko.
"Oh what a day, what a LOVELY DAY!"
Watching my friends get frustrated trying to walk anywhere with me and getting stopped a ton for photos of my Nintendo themed sleeve.
The guy who even though it was about a million degrees in the Smash Bros Melee tournament room refused to take off his skiing/ninja face mask. Man just looking at him made me feel like I was suffocating. I have never been so happy to lose in a tournament.
Primary Reaction: I don't get it.
Secondary Reaction: Why are you posting this everywhere?
Tertiary Reaction: DS Buddha.
I also have a blog!
On the other hand.
OMG.
That's it.
-A
"Oh what a day, what a LOVELY DAY!"
Then I ate a bad sammich from Safeway that made me feel sick for the rest of the weekend
That is so true.
Holy shit!
Sorry about that...
I was there, too!
I wasn't hitting on you, though.
I hope you thought I was a gentleman.
To be fair, I wasn't hitting on her...
I was just suprised an asian girl was there is all.
I invited everyone for drinks.
Damn, I must have missed you. I could have used more drinks.
Though my bank account probably disagrees
^This is like the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese's^
I WAS IN THAT BATHROOM! ... I just stared at the wall behind the urinal.. then muttered... "WTF?!?!"
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