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CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
Not too long ago I just picked up my glass of water after returning to my desk and took a drink. Suddenly I felt some object graze my tounge and figured it was some food crumb or something that got in the water and promptly spat out whatever it was and the water into the sink.

To my horror it was a yellow jacket or wasp that I nearly swallowed with the water and jesuschristkillitkillitkillit. I was all D: until i turned the faucet on and washed that fucker right down the drain. Serves that asshole right.

The question that begs asking though was how the hell did it get in my home, and how did it get into my glass of water?

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    Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Maybe it was thirsty?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    sometimes when I'm peeing and i notice there's a tiny little bug flying around in the bathroom I wonder if it came out of my dick

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I've had that happen to me before, except it was in my coke. Scared the living shit out of me.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Small insects tend to be relatively harmless.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i hate spiders

    those fuckers get everywhere in my house

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    this is likely to be the most exciting thing to happen in the entirety of your drab and meaningless life.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    this happened to me with an ant in coke

    of course i didn't notice it was ant until it was right in front of my face outside of the black coke

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    Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    so, bees love sugar. and, by association, cola.

    I had some coke at my table when I was eating at a restauraunt, and the bees were all going crazy around it

    so I figured "hey, I'll finish off the drink, then maybe they'll leave"

    downed the glass

    one of the bees decided it would follow

    it landed on my lip and began to crawl into my mouth

    horrors

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    eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I was drinking some green tea, and discovered some moths in my glass. I pretty much had to toss out some really good tea.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    Unbelievable!

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