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Okay people, Goddammit, what the fuck

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    PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Seriously, is there anything fun in north or south dakota?

    Do we need two dakotas?

    Just merge them and name them dakota fanning.

    This might say something about your interests in women.
    Or should I say, interests in little girls.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Seriously, is there anything fun in north or south dakota?

    Do we need two dakotas?

    Just merge them and name them dakota fanning.

    This might say something about your interests in women.
    Or should I say, interests in little girls.

    NO,

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I'm a big fan of sweet drinks. I'm going to try some sake that's sweeter one of these days.

    Sheri, I'm tellin ya, a chilled glass of plum sake makes a great dessert wine. You might like. It also makes you feel very refined if you drink it out of the tiny stemmed-glass they serve it to you in.

    I almost ordered some plum wine/sake drink tonight

    But then I had a Sapporo instead.

    An excellent selection nevertheless.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Whats the opposite of christopher reeves?

    Christopher walken.

    Okay, see I find that hilarious, but my friends don't.

    I always have to preface it with, 'wanna hear a bad joke?'

    And they never laugh.

    Should I ditch em?

    Kill them.



    That's a fucking fantastic joke.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Whats the opposite of christopher reeves?

    Christopher walken.

    Okay, see I find that hilarious, but my friends don't.

    I always have to preface it with, 'wanna hear a bad joke?'

    And they never laugh.

    Should I ditch em?

    Yeah dump them. They do not understand good humor.

    That made me chuckle some.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    maybe they dont know who christopher walken is and that is why they dont get it

    one of my friends had no idea who he is

    even though we were watching that fatboy slim video at the time he didnt recognise him or anything




    dont worry

    i annulled that friendship on the spot

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I know people who confuse him and Chris Cooper (seriously guys, WTF) and it makes me want to cry a lot.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    okay who is chris cooper

    is he the guy from the lawnmower ads

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    denmmurraydenmmurray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    he's an academy award winning actor from Adaptation

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Chris Cooper is cool and all, but he's no Christopher Walken. I almost put Chris Walken, but you can't do that. It's Christopher or nothing.

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    denmmurraydenmmurray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    christopher walken is a giant in my world...

    "You're saying it all wrong, you've got the wrong tone. Do it again and I'll stab you in the eye with a sautering iron"

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh that guy okay

    i recognise him

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    denmmurray wrote: »
    christopher walken is a giant in my world...

    "You're saying it all wrong, you've got the wrong tone. Do it again and I'll stab you in the eye with a sautering iron"

    Yeah, I love that one. The fact that's he's saying it to a fire extinguisher is also great.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    sautering?

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    denmmurraydenmmurray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey...just quoting the line...not my fault if it's spelled incorrectly.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    s-o-l-d-e-r-i-n-g

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The Continental sketches and Colonel Angus are my fave Walken SNL bits.

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    denmmurraydenmmurray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ok...what the hell...I thought this thread was about a woman with fetus puppets?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't think it's been about that since like page 3.

    Which is, admittedly, a fairly rapid thread derailing.

    Even for SE++.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    how come there are so many results for sautering in google

    and they all seem to say ''it is actually spelled 'solder'"

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    denmmurraydenmmurray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    because the english language is fucked up...

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    denmmurray wrote: »
    because the english language is fucked up...

    no

    it's because the people who are supposedly native speakers of the English language

    are fucked up

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    denmmurraydenmmurray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    true...but you can't tell me that there aren't words in the english dictionary that you look and say "How the hell did someone come up with that."

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I say that about how the words "suck" and "blow" mean the exact same thing in colloquial use...

    but beyond that

    English is easy like pie

    which isn't the least bit easy

    which makes me wonder who the fuck came up with that saying anyway

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    denmmurraydenmmurray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    exactly! Sayings like "...red headed step child"

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    well no that one I understand

    I'd totally beat the shit out a redheaded stepchild

    mostly because I'm Chinese

    and such things frighten us

    (other theories are that we are jealous of the redheadedness that courses in their veins because red is our lucky color)

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    denmmurraydenmmurray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hmm...I see your point...gingers have scared the shit out of me since the first time I saw "The Great Outdoors" with those 2 creepy ginger twins....

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    some of my friends haven't seen weekend at bernie's.

    what am i to do with them

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    denmmurraydenmmurray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    well...it's probably better to just kill them.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You have a goddamn naked burly faggot covered in hair as your avatar and you're scared of people with red hair?

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    Fuck off and die.
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    denmmurraydenmmurray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    You have a goddamn naked burly faggot covered in hair as your avatar and you're scared of people with red hair?

    ironic isn't it.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I should fuck you in the mouth.

    You'd gag, but the fear of my bright red pubic hair would freeze you to the spot.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    denmmurraydenmmurray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's not so much the red hair as it is the freckles...

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The first computer that I bought in 1994 had a 400 MB hard drive.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm derailing the thread back to HDD issues.

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    METAzraeLMETAzraeL Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You couldn't hold much foetus-porn on that.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Foetus' are pretty small.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    fœtus

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Ooh, that's snazzy.

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