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Secret Satans: The gifts (and puzzles) begin to arrive.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Fly me there and it's done!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Chris, come clean my house.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Fly me there and gimme a case of Buffalo Trace and it's done! (I hate cleaning)

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    A whole case?!? NO DICE!

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I actually enjoy vacuuming.

    I dance around with my iPod on.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Chris send me some of those cracked pepper and lime chips

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I don't mind cleaning and my place isn't really dirty, just needs a sprucing up.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I hate dusting.

    Screw that.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Chris send me some of those cracked pepper and lime chips

    Sorry, I only have sea salt and balsamic vinegar, and sweet chili and sour cream flavour.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    i enjoy vacuuming until I have to bend over and pick something up

    then im pissed

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    I actually enjoy vacuuming.

    I dance around with my iPod on.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdo7WXTVoM

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I just turn that into a dance move.

    Bam.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Chris, keep on keeping on. I don't want anything from you.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I've got all this spare time on my weeks back at home, so I try to make myself useful...

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Sometimes when I clean, I like to pretend I am Giselle from Enchanted and that woodland animals and living furniture are helping me clean while I sing a song. Usually Beyonce or Paramore

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    lostwords wrote: »
    Sometimes when I clean, I like to pretend I am Giselle from Enchanted and that woodland animals and living furniture are helping me clean while I sing a song. Usually Beyonce or Paramore

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNM5HW13_O8

    ??

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    zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    Wait is this now the "ask @chrishallet83 for stuff/favors" thread?

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    lostwords wrote: »
    Sometimes when I clean, I like to pretend I am Giselle from Enchanted and that woodland animals and living furniture are helping me clean while I sing a song. Usually Beyonce or Paramore
    http://hahgay.com/original/

    Kwoaru on
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    zerzhul wrote: »
    Wait is this now the "ask @chrishallet83 for stuff/favors" thread?

    Fly me there and it's done!

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Chris tell me how to get to sleep, it is 1 a.m. and I am Awake and it's awful.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    chris come talk australian at us

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Chris tell me how to get to sleep, it is 1 a.m. and I am Awake and it's awful.
    Can you see that the perfect sky is torn?
    you're a little late
    I'm already toooooooorn

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Chris...stay away from my wife with that accent!

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Ooooh noooo now it's more awful!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    are the people in Australia aware of the travesty that is the Outback Steakhouse commercial narrator?

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    NogginNoggin Registered User regular
    Hey look, emails from the Steam Store! Unfortunately work filters block the images so I'll have to improvise.

    Dear Noggin,
    I also bought you some bideo gams


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    See?

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    Happy Holidays


    A friend of mine played Dishonored and I know he really enjoyed it. I let this one slip under my radar before, but now I look forward to playing it and discussing it with him.

    AND XCOM! I never played the others, but I've really had my eye on this. Hoping for some fun and what sounds like a good challenge.

    Thank you, @Bendery It Like Beckham! Happy Holidays indeed!

    Battletag: Noggin#1936
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Chris tell me how to get to sleep, it is 1 a.m. and I am Awake and it's awful.

    If I really can't get to sleep, I find a wank usually helps.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Chris tell me how to get to sleep, it is 1 a.m. and I am Awake and it's awful.

    If I really can't get to sleep, I find a wank usually helps.

    This is solid advice.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    chris come talk australian at us

    Strewth cobber! Fair dinkum, if you lot don't capitalise Australia, I'll go bloody crook at you!

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Chris...stay away from my wife with that accent!

    I kinda mumble to try and get around a stutter. So my accent isn't that great anyway. It's a bit ocker, but both my parents are English, so it's not as broad as most.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    are the people in Australia aware of the travesty that is the Outback Steakhouse commercial narrator?

    I like Outback Steakhouse. Just not the music they play. I don't know of any commercial controversy, I've never seen any commercials for them.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Chris...stay away from my wife with that accent!

    I kinda mumble to try and get around a stutter. So my accent isn't that great anyway. It's a bit ocker, but both my parents are English, so it's not as broad as most.

    It's still probably enough. She's a sucker for accents. I need to work on one for myself.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    It's okay mate, you're still safe. I've already got a lady with which I'm rather enamoured, I don't want to hurt her feelings chasing after some other woman.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm not worried at all. My wife doesn't want to have sex at all, let alone with a complete stranger.

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    zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2012
    Chris...stay away from my wife with that accent!

    I kinda mumble to try and get around a stutter. So my accent isn't that great anyway. It's a bit ocker, but both my parents are English, so it's not as broad as most.

    It's still probably enough. She's a sucker for accents. I need to work on one for myself.

    I hear West Virginia Hillbilly is an easy one to learn.

    zerzhul on
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I'm not worried at all. My wife doesn't want to have sex at all, let alone with a complete stranger.

    you sure? have you asked?

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    are the people in Australia aware of the travesty that is the Outback Steakhouse commercial narrator?

    I like Outback Steakhouse. Just not the music they play. I don't know of any commercial controversy, I've never seen any commercials for them.

    there is no controversy

    just that the narrator sounds absolutely ridiculous

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i stepped on my 80 dollar headphones cuz i am an idiot and they are semi broke and don't sit on my head right anymore and so it is a crappy birthday

    @Shazkar Shadowstorm What kind of headphones are they?
    Uhh sennheiser hd439

    Maybe I can try and warranty replace them errr

    How busted are they? I don't think the warranty will cover stepping on them... Do you prefer the closed-back design? Or have you ever considered open 'phones'? What kind of music do you listen to?

    yeah i know. i really like them, primarily because they are really comfortable, but also sound good. but aren't in stock on amazon. i had to go run around to 2 best buys to find them....

    i just broke a tiny piece of plastic on the left ear so the pad doesnt sit tight against my head / properly
    at least they still make sound

    but i'm annoyed

    it's because my phone rang while i was trying to listen to music at work and i rushed to pick it up and then my headphones ended up on the floor with their super long cord and then i forgot and was a clumsy oaf

    sigh

    Do the looks matter a lot to you? Like, my HD448s are pretty streamlined and slick looking, but I would gladly also wear something like the Sony MDR-V6.
    i have a pair of those sonys at home, tho they are falling apart, but they are not nearly as comfortable unfortunately

    poo
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    I'm not worried at all. My wife doesn't want to have sex at all, let alone with a complete stranger.

    you sure? have you asked?

    I'll check when she gets home.

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