It's concerning that you can break a solid chunk of mineral noted for it's hardness.
Well no one's ever bought me DIAMONDS before :P
But like ... bracelets and necklaces in general ... I break them
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
my boss wouldn't let me leave work early for Katrina. (Jackson, MS). It came through as a strong Category 2. I drove home in weather I have never seen in my life, barely keeping my ford aerostar on the road, only to watch, maybe 15 minutes after I got home, an oak tree blow down on my house.
So yeah, fuck bosses with no comprehension of bad weather and employee safety.
1) buy girlfriend silver and pearl earrings for christmas
2) have her cheat on you days before christmas
3) stand in a target parking lot in the awful, biting snow for 30 minutes waiting for some dude to show up from craigslist
4) the whole time you're standing there with the telltale aqua tiffany's bag
5) passing women elbow their boyfriends and mutter 'why don't you ever get me things from tiffany's!' or 'she's a lucky girl '
6) get paid for earrings by hillbilly
7) use money to get drunk; cry
1) buy girlfriend silver and pearl earrings for christmas
2) have her cheat on you days before christmas
3) stand in a target parking lot in the awful, biting snow for 30 minutes waiting for some dude to show up from craigslist
4) the whole time you're standing there with the telltale aqua tiffany's bag
5) passing women elbow their boyfriends and mutter 'why don't you ever get me things from tiffany's!' or 'she's a lucky girl '
6) get paid for earrings by hillbilly
7) use money to get drunk; cry
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Gah, had quite the scare in the shower rinsing off just now. Doing my usual clean up when suddenly, oh god, there is a lump in my nut sack, there is a definite lump, oh jesus I can feel it I got the cancer but I am too young for this shit what?
Take a look. Big old bug bite on my nuts. Sigh of relief...pause... god damn it I have a big old bug bite on my nuts.
Inquisitor on
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
COMPANY doesnt have a cultural membership with the Intrepid Museum.
IM GOING TO HAVE TO PAY ADMISSION TO A MUSEUM?????
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
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Gah, had quite the scare in the shower rinsing off just now. Doing my usual clean up when suddenly, oh god, there is a lump in my nut sack, there is a definite lump, oh jesus I can feel it I got the cancer but I am too young for this shit what?
Take a look. Big old bug bite on my nuts. Sigh of relief...pause... god damn it I have a big old bug bite on my nuts.
i have never touched my nut sack
i have people for that
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
typing "cool romantic gift ideas" into google
all the top choices are articles like, 10 cheap romantic gift ideas
and im all, I DONT WANT CHEAP I WANT EXPENSIVE MY WIFE HAS BEEN THROUGH HELL THIS YEAR
but no one wants to write that article i guess
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1) buy girlfriend silver and pearl earrings for christmas
2) have her cheat on you days before christmas
3) stand in a target parking lot in the awful, biting snow for 30 minutes waiting for some dude to show up from craigslist
4) the whole time you're standing there with the telltale aqua tiffany's bag
5) passing women elbow their boyfriends and mutter 'why don't you ever get me things from tiffany's!' or 'she's a lucky girl '
6) get paid for earrings by hillbilly
7) use money to get drunk; cry
jesus christ chu
this sounds like a Leonard Cohen song
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
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didnt say he was, but sometimes he is treated as though he cannot misfire
2) cubic zirconia
3) ???
4) oral sex
School + Holidays are a bad time for weight loss
Well no one's ever bought me DIAMONDS before :P
But like ... bracelets and necklaces in general ... I break them
So yeah, fuck bosses with no comprehension of bad weather and employee safety.
*mouseover price shows $12,000*
okayyy moving along then
and poop
Diamonds are forever.
Real talk
I'm going for the long-term mindfuck here
Building up your confidence re: the bluetooth headset
Then tearing you down when you're at your most vulnerable
It's all part of my plan
1) buy girlfriend silver and pearl earrings for christmas
2) have her cheat on you days before christmas
3) stand in a target parking lot in the awful, biting snow for 30 minutes waiting for some dude to show up from craigslist
4) the whole time you're standing there with the telltale aqua tiffany's bag
5) passing women elbow their boyfriends and mutter 'why don't you ever get me things from tiffany's!' or 'she's a lucky girl '
6) get paid for earrings by hillbilly
7) use money to get drunk; cry
#3 is lie shamelessly.
talkin out of your ass? i'm very interested in what you have to say, then
ratemypoo.com has you covered keb
isn't that every step of marriage?
but I don't even remember how to do that so
f((u)x) you
you trying to do a graph transformation joke on me bro? you trying to talk about how to shift the function of my massiveness x many units to the left?
well i never
i'm hurt
i dont like shiny objects unless they involve cheese, cheeseburger or vidya
I could get jewellery for oral sex?
I have been getting shitty ROI in that regard in my life then
Sometimes people are like "I don't like Quitely's art"
And I'm like "Citizenship revoked"
f(x-1) ?
Take a look. Big old bug bite on my nuts. Sigh of relief...pause... god damn it I have a big old bug bite on my nuts.
IM GOING TO HAVE TO PAY ADMISSION TO A MUSEUM?????
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
Only if pearl necklaces are your thing.
the exchange rate is well known; it's posted daily alongside other global currencies
This. It's a shotgun blast of images and ideas and it explicitly comes out and tells you "hey, take from this what you want."
i have never touched my nut sack
i have people for that
all the top choices are articles like, 10 cheap romantic gift ideas
and im all, I DONT WANT CHEAP I WANT EXPENSIVE MY WIFE HAS BEEN THROUGH HELL THIS YEAR
but no one wants to write that article i guess
I am a very serious man. I do not joke.
+1, actually
f(x-a) is f(x) shifted a units rightward
Yes you are :P
I need to pay more attention to the markets
jesus christ chu
this sounds like a Leonard Cohen song
Yeah, that's what I meant!