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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    man if you looked bad bald and you were losing your hair?

    i just

    i can't imagine that shit

    that's terrible.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Ffgt22s4o

    girrrrrrrl

    shiiiit

    it's just like

    I've got all these crazy feelings about you, you know

    that is a very pretty lady

    and a pretty bra

    (I put the video on mute after a couple of seconds because I have music playing)

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    chu is your cousin belt guy?

    Isn't it better that we never know belt guy's true identity?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I could share the picture that I took that shows off how ridiculously good my hair looks after getting out of a hot spring in sub zero degree weather, toweling off my hair slightly and then hopping in a car, no brushing or nothing.

    But that just seems mean with all you baldies.

    I have touched your hair. I already am jealous of its existence.

    YOU MUST SHARE!
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Ffgt22s4o

    girrrrrrrl

    shiiiit

    it's just like

    I've got all these crazy feelings about you, you know

    that is a very pretty lady

    and a pretty bra

    (I put the video on mute after a couple of seconds because I have music playing)

    yes

    yes

    no

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Every song that has that majestic logo I've loved pretty much unconditionally

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev7L1rNcPMw

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Going. To smash.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i actually think chu's relative looked hotter in the photo when he's unconscious



    wait

    wait

    what i mean to say is, uh

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    My hair is stupid. Hair is stupid.

    My hair looks really stupid the day and the day after I shampoo it.

    Stupid shampoo.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    chu is your cousin belt guy?

    Isn't it better that we never know belt guy's true identity?

    i am the prophet of belt guy do not speak against me when it comes to Him

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    inquisitor really does have great hair

    i mean it's not as good as a solid bald head but it's good stuff.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Inqui

    You stole Superman's hair.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    inqui has best hair

    facts

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    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    I'd look terrible bald I think.

    I mean I keep my hair really short so you would think its more or less the same but no, I can just feel how terrible it would be.

    But none of my relatives went bald before like 75 so I think I'm cool.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Yeah there was some kernel of vulnerability in the unconscious picture that I found irresistible

    His jawline is being tattooed onto my chest as we speak

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    You think we don't know because you don't have the curlicue, but we know.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    My hair is stupid. Hair is stupid.

    My hair looks really stupid the day and the day after I shampoo it.

    Stupid shampoo.

    My hair looks fantastic. It's just stupid. It's all thick and voluminous, you can just sink your hands into it.

    But it's dumb.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    inquisitor really does have great hair

    i mean it's not as good as a solid bald head but it's good stuff.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA43ETEU1Vg

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    MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    i actually think chu's relative looked hotter in the photo when he's unconscious



    wait

    wait

    what i mean to say is, uh

    Not to sound rapey, but...

    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    i was at a party with old friends the other night and we were talking about our parents

    and five people had independently decided that my dad reminded them of Mike from Breaking Bad

    i told this to my dad and he didn't really react much but i'm pretty sure he was completely titillated

    Evil Multifarious on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    What does this mean? Because my value for work is to get paid and hopefully not hate it.
    3. Most important work-related values:

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    @Corehealer I don't know when you started posting in [chat] but welcome. It seems to me like it was only recently, as I think we were only in same threads in the mmo forum until recently.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I had the worst hair in highschool man.

    I had to fight to free myself from the tyrannical yolk of my family's Cuban barber.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Neil Degrasse Tyson is actually on the Joe Rogan Experience right fucking now. I don't listen live because I have other shit to do, but oh man I hope he decreases the pseudoscience by at least 10 fold.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    What the hell I'm retarded

    Make French toast, then cook the remaining egg and serve on the side! Of course!

    Choco, why can't you see the bigger picture?

    140px-Lordsupermanbigger.jpg

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    What does this mean? Because my value for work is to get paid and hopefully not hate it.
    3. Most important work-related values:

    Bullshit like "Sticktuitiveness" and "Showing up on time", I'd guess.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    What does this mean? Because my value for work is to get paid and hopefully not hate it.
    3. Most important work-related values:

    I assume things like 'I think good communication is vital' and shit like that?

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    What does this mean? Because my value for work is to get paid and hopefully not hate it.
    3. Most important work-related values:

    work ethics

    integrity

    compassion for coworkers?

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I had the worst hair in highschool man.

    I had to fight to free myself from the tyrannical yolk of my family's Cuban barber.

    I just can't let my hair grow out at all. It is unflattering. Short and sweet.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    What does this mean? Because my value for work is to get paid and hopefully not hate it.
    3. Most important work-related values:

    I assume they mean like, what values do you have that make you good at work. Like "my daddy always said if a job is worth doing it is worth doing right" kind of thing.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    a friend of mine is like a better looking version of chu's relative, but he is also doing his PhD in biochemistry at Princeton or something, and working on various sustainable development projects

    lead singer and guitarist in several bands

    super muscular and an excellent athlete

    really nice and funny guy who did a lot of web comedy for a while

    i want to fucking murder him

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    We should go to our credit union to get our initial loan.

    Brilliant advice here.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    I too know what it is like to have stupid hair. I usually buzz most of it off because it can't do the stupid things it wants to do that way. I started to get a thinning patch on the crown of my head and got excited that maybe I would go bald, but no. It's just a little thinner there.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I had the worst hair in highschool man.

    I had to fight to free myself from the tyrannical yolk of my family's Cuban barber.

    I just can't let my hair grow out at all. It is unflattering. Short and sweet.

    Have you tried it, what happens? Does it fro out or something?

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    Tiger BurningTiger Burning Dig if you will, the pictureRegistered User, SolidSaints Tube regular
    a friend of mine is like a better looking version of chu's relative, but he is also doing his PhD in biochemistry at Princeton or something, and working on various sustainable development projects

    lead singer and guitarist in several bands

    super muscular and an excellent athlete

    really nice and funny guy who did a lot of web comedy for a while

    i want to fucking murder him

    people like that ruin the curve

    Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    What does this mean? Because my value for work is to get paid and hopefully not hate it.
    3. Most important work-related values:

    work ethics

    integrity

    compassion for coworkers?

    detail

    accuracy

    completeness!!

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I too know what it is like to have stupid hair. I usually buzz most of it off because it can't do the stupid things it wants to do that way. I started to get a thinning patch on the crown of my head and got excited that maybe I would go bald, but no. It's just a little thinner there.

    i can't wait until the top of my head is completely bald and my head shaving time is cut in half.

    if i laser my neckbeard area i'll barely have to shave at all!

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Quizzy has some legit hair

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    What does this mean? Because my value for work is to get paid and hopefully not hate it.
    3. Most important work-related values:

    Bullshit like "Sticktuitiveness" and "Showing up on time", I'd guess.

    This is kind of a self assessment so the career center folks can help you find a job. A lot of my grad school colleagues have strong moral compasses since they are getting MAs in development, human rights and such. Or have strong goals getting an MA in international security and want to work for DoD or Homeland Security. Me? I want to just do research and I am still on the fence if I want to just say fuck the real world get my phd and teach at some small liberal arts college the rest of my life.

    I care little about moral values with work like this.

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