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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    samoas

    Cism



    yeah but it's OK because only 1 of them can ever fit in any given area so you don't have to worry about them assembling

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
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    The first two are the ones ya want. I don't know what's up with the rest of that noise.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    NRA: The cases in which you need a gun are the cases in which they would probably be illegal anyway.

    My transition to liberal caricature is almost complete. I give less and less of a shit about gun rights every week.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    I find those earwax videos strangely satisfying. I like how he fucks around with the wax a little bit in the second video.

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
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    Tagalongs 4lyfe bitches!

    Thin Mints or I feed.

    Use Thinmints to scoop up soft vanilla ice cream. Die happy.

    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
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    Thin mints are the best. But Trefoils are just butter cookies and you never go wrong with those. What the fuck is a Savannah Smile? Does it come with a white hood?

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/gun-appreciation-day-leader-if-blacks-had-guns?ref=fpblg
    Larry Ward, chairman of the national Gun Appreciation Day gun rights advocates have planned for the weekend of President Obama's second inauguration, told CNN Friday that there never would have been slaves in America if black people had guns.

    "I think Martin Luther King, Jr. would agree with me if he were alive today that if African Americans had been given the right to keep and bear arms from day one of the country's founding, perhaps slavery might not have been a chapter in our history," Ward said.
    What.

    he's off base, but gun control does have a history of being targeted at blacks and minorities. the civil-war-era/reconstruction south first implemented gun control to prevent slaves (and freed slaves) from taking up arms against their oppressors.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    samoas

    Cism

    I've never understood this. How is it racist to have an amazing cookie named after your ethnic group?

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Alright time to run to the store for lunch. Shampoo and Motor Oil.
    What a weird shopping list

    Bless your heart.
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    NRA: The cases in which you need a gun are the cases in which they would probably be illegal anyway.

    My transition to liberal caricature is almost complete. I give less and less of a shit about gun rights every week.

    Good.


    Good.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    :(

    i need to get out of the houuuuuse again

    i always do the worst weight wise when i am in the house all day

    school starts monday thankfully :V

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Chat,

    Are there any good sites with advice on how to prepare for;

    an oral brief
    presentation
    or meeting

    Under 'test conditions', with very limited prep time (thirty to forty minutes) on an unknown issue or scenario.

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    MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    samoas

    Cism

    I've never understood this. How is it racist to have an amazing cookie named after your ethnic group?

    Milano cookies are the most racist cookie really.

    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    samoas

    Cism

    I've never understood this. How is it racist to have an amazing cookie named after your ethnic group?

    exactly which is why black and white cookies should be called the much less taxing mulatto

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    NRA: The cases in which you need a gun are the cases in which they would probably be illegal anyway.

    My transition to liberal caricature is almost complete. I give less and less of a shit about gun rights every week.

    I know what you mean

    I started in full on "guns aren't the problem" mode, but the right's reaction to any fucking hint of regulation has soured me on the entirety of gun owning culture

    arguments like gun ownership being as important to personal liberty as freedom of speech or right to avoid unwarranted searches. Really? Come on

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    samoas

    Cism

    I've never understood this. How is it racist to have an amazing cookie named after your ethnic group?

    Milano cookies are the most racist cookie really.

    Milano is a City.

    You were looking for my joke with mulatto

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    samoas

    Cism

    I've never understood this. How is it racist to have an amazing cookie named after your ethnic group?

    Every post in chat can be replied to with "cism"

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    samoas

    Cism

    I've never understood this. How is it racist to have an amazing cookie named after your ethnic group?

    Milano cookies are the most racist cookie really.

    What about Alyssa Milano cookies? :winky:

    desc wrote: »
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    HOLY SHIT SHUT UP

    THIS GUY HAS COME INTO FIX OUR INTERNET AND HIS WORK HAS BEEN MAKING HORRIBLE SCREECHING NOISES

    NOW HE WILL NOT. STOP. TALKING TO ONE OF MY BOSSES WHO IS POLITELY TOLERATING ABOUT

    TIM MINCHIN AND ATHEISM AND HOW DUMB AMERICANS ARE

    SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

    I CANT CONCENTRATE YOU SHIT

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    I want to know where Caucasia is so I can visit my people

    Edit: wait no, I already live in rural wisconsin

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    My favorite thing to do with girl scout cookies:

    Ask the girl scout which is her favorite kind, buy the box she suggests, and then give the box to the girl scout. I've made a little girl smile (which makes me smile) and I won't be adding to my weight by eating a box of cookies I don't need. Win-win!

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    My favorite thing to do with girl scout cookies:

    Ask the girl scout which is her favorite kind, buy the box she suggests, and then give the box to the girl scout. I've made a little girl smile (which makes me smile) and I won't be adding to my weight by eating a box of cookies I don't need. Win-win!

    this is a fantastic idea

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    HOLY SHIT SHUT UP

    THIS GUY HAS COME INTO FIX OUR INTERNET AND HIS WORK HAS BEEN MAKING HORRIBLE SCREECHING NOISES

    NOW HE WILL NOT. STOP. TALKING TO ONE OF MY BOSSES WHO IS POLITELY TOLERATING ABOUT

    TIM MINCHIN AND ATHEISM AND HOW DUMB AMERICANS ARE

    SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

    I CANT CONCENTRATE YOU SHIT

    Post his business card on 4chan

    they are, after all, your personal army

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    HOLY SHIT SHUT UP

    THIS GUY HAS COME INTO FIX OUR INTERNET AND HIS WORK HAS BEEN MAKING HORRIBLE SCREECHING NOISES

    NOW HE WILL NOT. STOP. TALKING TO ONE OF MY BOSSES WHO IS POLITELY TOLERATING ABOUT

    TIM MINCHIN AND ATHEISM AND HOW DUMB AMERICANS ARE

    SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

    I CANT CONCENTRATE YOU SHIT

    When [chat]ters meet in real life

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    samoas

    Cism

    I've never understood this. How is it racist to have an amazing cookie named after your ethnic group?

    exactly which is why black and white cookies should be called the much less taxing mulatto

    I wish this was common usage because I strongly believe in giving all racism delicious connotations.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Leitner wrote: »
    Chat,

    Are there any good sites with advice on how to prepare for;

    an oral brief
    presentation
    or meeting

    Under 'test conditions', with very limited prep time (thirty to forty minutes) on an unknown issue or scenario.

    Best prep given no info or time.

    Confidence and a couple shots of vodka

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    MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    samoas

    Cism

    I've never understood this. How is it racist to have an amazing cookie named after your ethnic group?

    Milano cookies are the most racist cookie really.

    Milano is a City.

    You were looking for my joke with mulatto

    I know, but I couldn't think of a sweet with a country/ethnic group name (other than Danish, Italian, Swiss, that sort of thing).

    Mulatto was definitely the better way to go, but I've never heard of black and white cookies.

    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    samoas

    Cism

    I've never understood this. How is it racist to have an amazing cookie named after your ethnic group?

    Milano cookies are the most racist cookie really.

    Milano is a City.

    You were looking for my joke with mulatto

    I know, but I couldn't think of a sweet with a country/ethnic group name (other than Danish, Italian, Swiss, that sort of thing).

    Mulatto was definitely the better way to go, but I've never heard of black and white cookies.

    they're pretty awesome but tend to be spotty on where they're popular (they're not here, but a few bakeries have them)

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    On October 19, 2008, Barack Obama dubbed them Unity Cookies at a deli in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    samoas

    Cism

    I've never understood this. How is it racist to have an amazing cookie named after your ethnic group?

    Milano cookies are the most racist cookie really.

    What about Alyssa Milano cookies? :winky:

    I do have to admit, I've been impressed with her cookies for many years.

    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Watching the Daily Show last night. I think O'Reilly just called Qatar Gutar. Fine what ever.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    My favorite thing to do with girl scout cookies:

    Ask the girl scout which is her favorite kind, buy the box she suggests, and then give the box to the girl scout. I've made a little girl smile (which makes me smile) and I won't be adding to my weight by eating a box of cookies I don't need. Win-win!

    Trust me, those girls squirrel away plenty of boxes over the years, you aren't giving them anything they don't have in bulk.

    They smile because they will now go sell that box again to your neighbour.

    Capitalism: gotta get them young

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    On October 19, 2008, Barack Obama dubbed them Unity Cookies at a deli in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    oh for fuck's sake obama

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    samoas

    Cism

    I've never understood this. How is it racist to have an amazing cookie named after your ethnic group?

    Milano cookies are the most racist cookie really.

    Milano is a City.

    You were looking for my joke with mulatto

    I know, but I couldn't think of a sweet with a country/ethnic group name (other than Danish, Italian, Swiss, that sort of thing).

    Mulatto was definitely the better way to go, but I've never heard of black and white cookies.

    they're pretty awesome but tend to be spotty on where they're popular (they're not here, but a few bakeries have them)

    Unlike brunch or the countless other things that people from new york claim are "a new york thing", they actually are a new york thing.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    On October 19, 2008, Barack Obama dubbed them Unity Cookies at a deli in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Something something freedom fries.

    Fuck I'm hungry; 6 straight hours of classes can eat a D.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    samoas

    Cism

    I've never understood this. How is it racist to have an amazing cookie named after your ethnic group?

    Milano cookies are the most racist cookie really.

    Milano is a City.

    You were looking for my joke with mulatto

    I know, but I couldn't think of a sweet with a country/ethnic group name (other than Danish, Italian, Swiss, that sort of thing).

    Mulatto was definitely the better way to go, but I've never heard of black and white cookies.

    they're pretty awesome but tend to be spotty on where they're popular (they're not here, but a few bakeries have them)

    Unlike brunch or the countless other things that people from new york claim are "a new york thing", they actually are a new york thing.

    And they are pretty delicious.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    @spool32 @Sir Landshark

    The Senate leadership is all the same, except now John Cornyn of Texas, who was head of recruiting in 2008, has replaced now-former Sen. Jon Kyl of Arizona as minority whip. Mike Crapo, who was let off with a slap on the wrist for drunk driving (as an allegedly devout Mormon, he supposedly doesn't drink) is now deputy minority whip.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Nanimo bars

    BC cookies without pot

    We know hiw to do cookies right

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Going to the Local Pantomime tonight.

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