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[mini-phalla] Trouble aboard the SS Phallatomic! - Village and Langly Victory

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    !KIME

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  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Y'know, as was posted in th' big game that's still goin' on, "If you think you're being played, disengage and reassess." Problem is, I don't think there's enough time to change offa Iron Weasel or Baidol. I'm not sure who to vote for now. I kinda thought mebbe if I voted for Baidol, helpin' that wagon along, he'd decide to cooperate publicly. But that ain't workin', and I really don't think he's mafia.

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  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    baidol

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Mmk, goodnight, try not to kill me

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    iron weasel I guess. None of these here options are any good.

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  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    The vote is now closed.
    Should be quicker with the narration than yesterday.

  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    I was in engineering last night.

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  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    I was in engineering last night, as well.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    I lied, I'm still on the bridge, and I sent out an SOS.

    I took 4 damage the first night and kinda expect to be dead tonight so SHINE ON.

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  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    Stayed in the cabin.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Moved to Engineering.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    I was in the Cabin

  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    Cabin

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  • MegaMekMegaMek Girls like girls. Registered User regular
    I was in the Cabin.

    I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny.
  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Engineering.

    "there's sin enough without treating love like a sin"
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    Shit, I mean engineering.

    Sorry guys, been playing cs all night so I've only been halfway paying attention

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I moved to engineering last night

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Hour 3 - I'm Sending Out an SOS...

    "Warp drive online! Get us the hell out of here!"

    Gunfire continues to go off throughout the ship, as the SS Phallatomic is warped out of the asteroid field, and away from the anomaly. Are they finally safe?

    *CRACK*

    "Something happened to the warp drive already? What the hell is going on in propulsion!?"

    "We managed to get a signal out! SOS has been sent, hopefully someone out there responds."

    *EXPLOSION*

    "That scanner in the lab just blew up! There's no way that it wasn't sabotaged by someone!"

    "Can we get a casualty report?! There's no way this many guns are going off without someone dying!"

    "Got someone who bled out in a corner, I can't even count how many bullets hit him. Nobody seems to recognize him. His ID just says 'Solomon'."

    "Another poor fella died from goddamn nothing at all. He was that engineer, the one we always went to when we needed something figure out. I never could pronounce his damn name though. I think it sounded something like 'El Monstruo Que Chupa La Sangre De Los Obreros'."

    "I caught a little blip on the reactor readout, anyone know what the hell was up with that?"

    "Oh that... Some of the crew freaked out, claimed that Brick Hardcheese was acting shifty. They used the transporter beam to move him into the reactor. I don't think he made it."

    "Shit."


    kime - Solomon, Seperatist Spy - Corpse was found riddled with bullets.
    jdarksun - El Monstruo Que Chupa La Sangre De Los Obreros, Engineer - Found dead, no apparent cause.
    Iron Weasel - Brick Hardcheese, Researcher - Became fuel for the reactor.


    The ship's lighting is permanently disabled!
    The ship's emergency lighting is permanently damaged!
    The warp drive has been sabotaged!
    The anomaly scanner has been sabotaged!
    An SOS has been sent! Will someone hear?
    The ship was warped out of the asteroid field!

    Status PMs going out now. Please hold off on discussion until I give the all clear.

  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    OooOOOoooOoo
    Hmm I feel like there was one last thing I wanted to mention. Oh well I'm sure it wasn't important.

    I regret to announce that this is the end!
    I'm going now.
    I bid you all a very fond farewell.
    Goodbye!
    OooOOOoooOoo

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    PMs are out.
    Discussion may begin.

    Updated map with locations of the dead coming in a little bit.

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Day 3 player numbers in each location:

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    kime was found dead in Engineering
    jdarksun was found dead in Propulsion
    Iron Weasel was transported from Engineering

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Replacements are being sought for blahmcblah and Assuran.

  • BradicusMaximusBradicusMaximus Pssssssssyyyyyyyy duckRegistered User regular
    Dear Diary: Today I received no damage while in engineering. It was a good day.

  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Same! I do wonder what results anyone got from the scanner before it went kaput.

    "there's sin enough without treating love like a sin"
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    I stayed in engineering last night. I'm at 7/10

    I do believe there is some mafia there.

    M.D. on
  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
  • MegaMekMegaMek Girls like girls. Registered User regular
    Can someone type out the population numbers? I can't see the image from my workstation :(

    I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny.
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
  • MegaMekMegaMek Girls like girls. Registered User regular
    There are 4 people on the ship. Awesome, thanks.

    I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny.
  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Ok, so last night, weren't we missing somebody from the room count on the ship? Tonight's count seems to be accurate though. Maybe whatever breed of neutral Kime was had the ability to not show up in the count or something and with him dead the discrepancy has been rectified?

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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    M.D. wrote: »
    I stayed in engineering last night. I'm at 7/10

    I do believe there is some mafia there.

    Considering someone sabotaged the scanner I'd guarantee it.

    "there's sin enough without treating love like a sin"
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    Good morning.

    I was in the Cabin. No attacks this time.

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    I was in propulsion last night.

  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    MegaMek wrote: »
    Can someone type out the population numbers? I can't see the image from my workstation :(

    Bridge 5
    Propulsion 4
    Engineering 7
    Cabin 9

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Engineering was too bright. We have shifted to propulsion. The hum of the engines can mask our approach.

    H...hey! Who turned out the lights?
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    :(

    OOOOooooOOOO

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