An elephant in the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus was injured in a drive-by shooting on Tuesday, and the police were searching for suspects, law enforcement and circus officials said. The 39-year-old Asian elephant, named Carol, was resting in an enclosure outside the BancorpSouth Arena in Tupelo when a shot fired from a passing vehicle hit her shoulder, an arena spokesman said. The elephant is expected to fully recover, the circus said.
A circus animal's got to have a code.
Of course, the elephant won't cooperate to help the investigation.
This anti-snitching culture has got to stop.
Well, this isn't a matter for our white man's courts. Elephants need to appeal to a higher authority to resolve internal disputes:
Also, you haven't lived until you have seen an actuary fight.
"As you can see here, we have used the industry standard .30% discount rate"
"I don't think that any credible actuary in the WORLD would use a rate that high!"
"Well, this is our practice, what do you use?"
"We think .27%"
"In all my years, i have never seen a rate that low! If you're not going to talk in good faith, then we're done here."
Then they kiss
ITT you had a sexual awakening whilst watching 3-2-1 Contact
What a great show that was. Man kids today are getting screwed over even on inferior PBS shows. Dora the Explorer? Please.
I was a huge fan of that Math-net dragnet or whatever it was.
PBS shows back then were educational, now they're just about getting along with different people and celebrating other nationalities.
Who needs that when you've got lines of symmetry?
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
Also, you haven't lived until you have seen an actuary fight.
"As you can see here, we have used the industry standard .30% discount rate"
"I don't think that any credible actuary in the WORLD would use a rate that high!"
"Well, this is our practice, what do you use?"
"We think .27%"
"In all my years, i have never seen a rate that low! If you're not going to talk in good faith, then we're done here."
Then they kiss
ITT you had a sexual awakening whilst watching 3-2-1 Contact
What a great show that was. Man kids today are getting screwed over even on inferior PBS shows. Dora the Explorer? Please.
I was a huge fan of that Math-net dragnet or whatever it was.
PBS shows back then were educational, now they're just about getting along with different people and celebrating other nationalities.
Who needs that when you've got lines of symmetry?
It was Math-Net. My favorite show ever.
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Am I rightfully disappointed that Tycho is drinking Stella Artois in the comic today?
Yes.
Yes I am.
why?
Beer snob reasons.
One time I offered someone a bud light in my own home. He responded "Sure, if that's all you have"
WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS.
Because he accepted and drank the Bud Light?
No, because you do not step into my residence and go full beer snob on me.
Bitch, I hardly even drink beer and if Im having people over, Im getting cans, because they fit on the fridge door candispenser, and I aint getting Dales Pale Ale or Porkslap, because some people just want a fucking bud/PBR.
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Yes.
Yes I am.
Start with 'A'
FTFY
are you allowed to use inbuilt string functions to grab a character's unicode number
Something about an array and the 50/50 search method?
why?
Beer snob reasons.
Ruby. 8->
And even without using the standard sort, it's really easy to write your own by including the Comparable module.
use a library :rotate:
particularly for java
out of the box.
I was a huge fan of that Math-net dragnet or whatever it was.
PBS shows back then were educational, now they're just about getting along with different people and celebrating other nationalities.
Who needs that when you've got lines of symmetry?
One time I offered someone a bud light in my own home. He responded "Sure, if that's all you have"
WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS.
Yeah, but in these exercises you're usually supposed to do everything the long way so you understand the inner workings.
It was Math-Net. My favorite show ever.
Because he accepted and drank the Bud Light?
in fairness he probably didn't want to be friends with you either after you made him drink bud light
:P
real cool kids have no fucking idea what any of you are talking about
An interesting trap.
Because the appropriate response for your friend would have been, "What is this? A NASCAR race? Go fuck yourself!"
stella is tasty.
No. Cool kids create their own temp DB treehouses.
tempdeebaser <No Scrub Tier Bitches>
No, because you do not step into my residence and go full beer snob on me.
Bitch, I hardly even drink beer and if Im having people over, Im getting cans, because they fit on the fridge door candispenser, and I aint getting Dales Pale Ale or Porkslap, because some people just want a fucking bud/PBR.
Because sodomy laws are unconstitutional.
I told my dad about it yesterday. He said, "Craft beer? Heh, more like CRAP beer! Ha ha ha!"
And then ordered a Miller High Life for lunch.
refusing to drink bud light does not make you a beer snob any more than refusing to drink muddy ditch water makes you a water snob
it simply makes you not worse than hitler
Eh.
If that's your thing :P
Really, though, on that level of beer quality, it's one of the better ones. Way overpriced, though.
the way God intended it to be
You have that programming test today, right Chu? Good luck!!
Probably to avoid being too much of a likeness, I would think.
No other beer label looks that much like Stella's anyway.
Man knows what he likes.
Because it's apparently the only option he's ever had.