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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    haha yes because talking shit the other time you got jumped would've helped a lot
    Might not have, but I would have at least been able to tell some assholes what I think about them.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That's what internet forums are for, celery

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    I got jumped by some Latino kids in the street once. It was a little unsettling.

    Actually I almost started a fight with some white kids hanging out on a corner last night, too, but I hadn't had enough booze so I ended up thinking better of it.

    Did they try to fuck your girlfriend
    No actually they made some bad pun about me "waking the dead" because I was being noisy and we were close to a cemetery, so I started cussing at them a bit. One of them came out and started like offering to man-dance with me, but little slivers of soberness in my brain decided to just keep walking.

    that's what almost made you fight a bunch of guys?

    have you considered not having a sandy vagina?
    Have you considered growing a spine and cussing at people when you feel like it?

    Homeless fucking pricks flipping me shit, and I'm supposed to just hang my head and walk by? Nah, that's what got me jumped the first time, so fuck that noise.

    haha yes because talking shit the other time you got jumped would've helped a lot

    I've been in way more fights than I care to have been because I didn't keep my mouth shut when I could have let shit go

    this is not something to be proud of

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  • CuntyCunty Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the funniest part:

    and I say "Did they fuck up my pretty?"

    i didn't know anyone actually said that stuff
    you know, outside of super corny movies

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Hahaha -- here's a good way to handle getting jumped:

    http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/nick_adams/surprise.gif

    ahahahha holy shit

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  • CuntyCunty Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i kinda feel bad for the kid in the mask

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That's what internet forums are for, celery
    *blows kiss*

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    We meet up by Dunkin Donuts and I ask what she wants to do.

    That was your first fucking mistake.

    Krispy Kreme, son.

    KRISPY KREME

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    i got sucker-punched while driving earlier. that sucked. i said something to my buddy about fucking his cousin. then next thing i know i'm getting hit in the mouth. it surprised me.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That's what internet forums are for, celery
    *blows kiss*

    what is this

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    We meet up by Dunkin Donuts and I ask what she wants to do.

    That was your first fucking mistake.

    Krispy Kreme, son.

    KRISPY KREME

    Man Krispy Kreme is great but

    then someday you go back and the greasy ass Dunkin Donuts or Winchells are just amazing with some burnt-ass black coffee

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i got sucker-punched while driving earlier. that sucked. i said something to my buddy about fucking his cousin. then next thing i know i'm getting hit in the mouth. it surprised me.

    You probably shouldn't have been that surprised

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Cunty wrote: »
    the funniest part:

    and I say "Did they fuck up my pretty?"

    i didn't know anyone actually said that stuff
    you know, outside of super corny movies

    I do that shit all the time.

    One time I did a triple flip on a trampoline and hit my face on the metal bar, hopped up immediately and said "dude did you get that on film that shit was crazy!"

    And on the cruise a few weeks back I pretended I was slipping on the wet floor by the caution wet floor sign and I actually fell and hit my head REALLY REALLY hard.

    I popped up immediately, laid in the lounge chair next to these 2 girls and said "hey ladies" :winky: as they stared at me with their hands over their mouths, and flipping their sunglasses onto to the top of heir heads with the widest eyes ever.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    Cunty wrote: »
    the funniest part:

    and I say "Did they fuck up my pretty?"

    i didn't know anyone actually said that stuff
    you know, outside of super corny movies

    I do that shit all the time.

    One time I did a triple flip on a trampoline and hit my face on the metal bar, hopped up immediately and said "dude did you get that on film that shit was crazy!"

    And on the cruise a few weeks back I pretended I was slipping on the wet floor by the caution wet floor sign and I actually fell and hit my head REALLY REALLY hard.

    I popped up immediately, laid in the lounge chair next to these 2 girls and said "hey ladies" :winky: as they stared at me with their hands over their mouths, and flipping their sunglasses onto to the top of heir heads with the widest eyes ever.

    "You're sort of like..bleeding out of your mouth."
    "no it's cool girls"

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    i got sucker-punched while driving earlier. that sucked. i said something to my buddy about fucking his cousin. then next thing i know i'm getting hit in the mouth. it surprised me.

    You probably shouldn't have been that surprised

    why? i actively pursue his cousin on a constant basis. i guess he was just in a bad mood.

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    i got sucker-punched while driving earlier. that sucked. i said something to my buddy about fucking his cousin. then next thing i know i'm getting hit in the mouth. it surprised me.

    You probably shouldn't have been that surprised

    why? i actively pursue his cousin on a constant basis. i guess he was just in a bad mood.

    You should have told him to get the fuck out of the car. Punching a friend while he's driving is fucking stupid, no matter what it's for.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh fuck guys my nose is killing me now

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kill it back.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh fuck oh shit oh fuck.

    The doc said it wasn't broken but god DAMN IT if it ain't sore.

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ice it down and quit bitching

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I find that the best way to avoid a getting a broken nose is to not get your nose broken.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Urian wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    i got sucker-punched while driving earlier. that sucked. i said something to my buddy about fucking his cousin. then next thing i know i'm getting hit in the mouth. it surprised me.

    You probably shouldn't have been that surprised

    why? i actively pursue his cousin on a constant basis. i guess he was just in a bad mood.

    You should have told him to get the fuck out of the car. Punching a friend while he's driving is fucking stupid, no matter what it's for.

    the last time i kicked someone out of my car i used an airsoft gun i keep under my seat. i was just fucking with him but he was terrified. It propably didnt help that i was yelling and pointing what looked like a real gun in his face. he got out and started running so i was yelling for him to get back in the car and that it was a fake gun. People were staring. and that was the last time i asked someone to get out of my car.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have my first day of football in less than six hours.

    I'm maeking poast and talking to a girl on the phone.

    I am so fucked.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    hey graves, tell her i said hi.

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    I have my first day of football in less than six hours.

    I'm maeking poast and talking to a girl on the phone.

    I am so fucked.

    you must be really into her if PA is competing for attention

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So like, the opening skit thing to Natural Born Killers by NWA is pretty much what happened tonight.

    But with fists not guns.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sorry, Natural Born Killaz

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    nigga don't rat

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  • KING LITERATEKING LITERATE Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Black on black action is part of the white man's plot to keep the black man down


    The thing is, there actually are blacks out there who think this way.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tell me how 5 hours after my lip is still bleeding.

    holy shit, no, 6.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Black on black action is part of the white man's plot to keep the black man down


    The thing is, there actually are blacks out there who think this way.

    And they know that the best way to get back at the white man is to shoot a black man

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Maybe yo body is having a hard time producing enough platelets to heal up them big lips o' yos.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, I don't want to have to reinstall everything from my desktop onto my laptop

    but I have no reason to use my desktop anymore, my laptop is so superior (except no clicky keyboard :( )

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I need to wipe my entire hard drive cuz i have fucking trojans and shit, but It's ok I don't have anything too important.

    When I get around to that I will also add in parts from my old pc that were better, then I can play me some games.

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    tell me how 5 hours after my lip is still bleeding.

    holy shit, no, 6.

    you have a weak immune system

    srslslslly tho

    put ice wherever you're bleeding to constrict the blood vessels

    it works well on the head and face because there's so many blood vessels near the surface

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    holy shit

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i am tempted to put salt in this glass of water

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    wud that b a bad idea?

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    No, not really.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i don't think so

    i think salt is supposed to be good for cuts

    BUT I'M NO DOCTOR

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