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[Phalla] Dungeon Crawl 2: The Cave's Treasure - GAME OVER

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    JaysonFour wrote: »
    I think today was a little delayed because of all the E3 conferences going on. Awesome announcements, though.
    breaking news, jack tretton has been arrested for murder

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Criminally insane robot monarch LFG (shenanigans), PST! Ha-haa!

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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    The start of a new day!
    The start of a new sale!

    Today I have some truly excellent items up for grabs.

    Missed a weapon yesterday and feeling a little impotent? Pick up a nice Weapon +1!
    Definitely bigger than what you're currently packing.

    Made some enemies? Worried about safety? Protect yourself with the Armor +1!

    Feeling drained? Want to cast a spell but you just need a little boost? We have another Mana Potion up for grabs!

    Feeling lonely? Want to be a bigshot? Do you want to die surrounded by loved ones? You'll definitely want to take a look at the Ring of Influence!

    Do you hate someone with a passion that could only be described as "extraordinary"? Make them feel your hatred with a handful of Choking Powder!

    Come on in and buy things! premium's Potent Powerups is open all day long!

    premium on
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    OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Iron Weasel hasn't even had the decency to say hi since I got back from the Caribbean. Why could that be? Afraid I had some mojito-inspired revelation and came back with uncanny powers of lie detection? What'cha got to hide there, chum? Hmmmm?

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    I bet Iron Weasel is just tied up somehow, but it's true, he's not talking to his usual cohort, and that's odd.

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Important Update! This was not listed before, but everyone should know that the village starts with 4 Health Potions in public supply.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    4 Health potions... AND ONE POISON FLASK!
    ::Dun dun dunnnnn::

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    >Get ye flask.

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    CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    Ahoy customers! Cesare's Choice Chest now open for business, and boy is our selection astounding today!

    1 +1 Weapon to smash and bash!
    1 +1 Armor, complete with matching headpiece!
    2 Mana Potions; delicious and nutritious!
    1 Ring of Influence! Be as important as you feel!
    1 Pouch of Choking Powder, the powder that chokes(tm)!

    And finally, an item of such finery and rarity, such special value that only the finest and most trustworthy of merchants* are permitted to trade it, a single Potion of Haste! Can you live without this Potion? Well... yes. But no life worth living!

    So come on down to Cesare's Choice Chest, where we treat you like family... but better!
    Not, for example, my dear brother premium, who is known to kick panhandlers. What a boor!

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    Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    A wizard duel is called for!

    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    warban should post more, because I said so.

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    Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    Choose your weapon, Iron Weasel!

    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Spoiler - the mafia will be spending mad cash on the Rings of Vote +1.

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    And OminousLozenge promised to run a pbp thing ages ago and then left me hanging.

    Welcome back, pal.

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    Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    Doh! I didn't notice the vote count...

    Erm, I mean yes, a classic wizard's misdirect. Auralynx will feel my wizard's wrath!

    Also spoiler, the villains (re: mafia) will attempt to get every mana pot they can get.
    I don't like this vote spread... it's very likely the mafia will target either myself or IW early this game.

    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Dang, Mikey, you sure do love voting for me. :(

    kime and T_A and them all owe me a debt of gratitude for drawing this much heat away from them on Day 1, lately.

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    OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    And OminousLozenge promised to run a pbp thing ages ago and then left me hanging.

    Welcome back, pal.

    Iron Weasel promised to look over a mechanic I was having trouble with for said pbp and left me hanging. BOOM, riposte! That's the match, son.
    Spoiler alert, like srsly.
    I only voted for you because I don't know how to say "I missed you." Let's hug it out!

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    warban should post more, because I said so.

    Ok. I will then.

    Did you know: I was plotting your death before it was cool !Anonymous

    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    Iron Weasel 2
    Auralynx 1
    Bedlam 1
    Cythraul 1
    Ominous Lozenge 1
    The Anonymous 1
    Warban 1

    source

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    TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    It has been a while since I voted for warban!

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    You are in a dungeon. It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Exits are (N)orth, (S)outh, (W)est.
    
    >W
    
    You enter a long tunnel. At the end of the tunnel is a chest, guarded by a lone jdarksun. 
    
    >Eat Jdarksun
    
    You have eaten him. You monster. 
    
    Flarne

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    Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    TheRoadVirus one of thrse days, I'm going to vote for you, and you will be mafia.

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    OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    He's too funny to die on day 1. Every time TRV gets day 1'ed, the whole phalla loses its joie de vivre. It is known.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    Tayrun wrote: »
    It has been a while since I voted for warban!

    Teddie_Costume_Wince.png

    I see ...... my fans have not forgotten me...

    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    Hmmmm, it would be so easy to grudge Aura.... but I really doubt he's mafia again so I'll have to go with Cythraul instead.

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    InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    It would be kinda cool if a ranger would find a mouthpiece and tell us what the ooze does, damage-wise, assuming rangers still know about that stuff.

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    Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Ok, so we should get to talking a bit about making parties. While I'm not talking about whole sell info dump, but we will need a few leaders (or voices) to help get these parties going. I'm a looking for a few people to help me fight some monsters.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Have I mentioned that I know what every class does?

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Every-every? What does Decker do? :D

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Auralynx wrote: »
    Every-every? What does Decker do? :D

    Lose

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    In other news, if you want to trade info or whatnots let me know.

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    I NO TRUST MAN NAMED AFTER DEMONS!

    BAIDOL

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    InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    A little bird tells me:

    Giant Ooze
    HP: 15
    Attack: Deals 5 damage to the first runner(s) up in votes.
    Drops: 100g, Weapon + 1, Healing Potion

    So the vote is pretty important today; it kills a person and does a lot of damage to another person.

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    A "lot" of damage?

    Pfft you silly squishy, I AM INVULNERABLE

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    Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Any chance the mafia have some control over it?

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    InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Any chance the mafia have some control over it?

    Unlikely, given the way the mini went.

    One thing to note: we ought to at least try to coordinate attacks on the monster. Last time we spent a lot of resources overkilling monsters; if people really are coordinating into parties, I advocate that the public member of each party reveal how much damage they are targeting the monster with, so we can minimize waste.

    We should probably do a little overkill, just to make sure, but it'd be best if we had 18-20 damage max on the ooze.

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina
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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    A HEALY MANS SHOULD TARGET SECOND VOTE GETTER. GAIN GOOD MOJO THAT WAY.

    NOT ALL HEALY MANS, THAT STUPID.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Assuran wrote: »
    A HEALY MANS SHOULD TARGET SECOND VOTE GETTER. GAIN GOOD MOJO THAT WAY.

    NOT ALL HEALY MANS, THAT STUPID.

    Well theoretically the second vote getter is someone we reasonably suspect of being mafia, so it may be best to not bother healing them.

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    Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    We are building a religion
    A limited edition
    We are now accepting callers
    For these pendant key chains

    We are looking for hitters
    The bigger the better
    We are sweeping through the dungeon
    With the slashing and bludgeon.

    Come talk to me!

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    FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    You are in a dungeon. It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Exits are (N)orth, (S)outh, (W)est.
    
    >W
    
    You enter a long tunnel. At the end of the tunnel is a chest, guarded by a lone jdarksun. 
    
    >Eat Jdarksun
    
    You have eaten him. You monster. 
    
    Flarne

    I...what? Are you implying that I ate a jdarksun? Preposterous!

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