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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Whoever invented 100% cranberry juice deserves to get kicked in the crotch.

    If it wasn't for the fact that it's supposed to help my crotch, I wouldn't even be dealing with it right now.

    I thought 27% was good enough for kidney stones/UTI etc

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Whoever invented 100% cranberry juice deserves to get kicked in the crotch.

    If it wasn't for the fact that it's supposed to help my crotch, I wouldn't even be dealing with it right now.

    100%, as in no water or sweetening agent?

    yes. as in nothing but the cranberry so help my taste buds

    Yikes, that sounds rough. I'd rather try prune juice, and prune juice is goddamn vile.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Whoever invented 100% cranberry juice deserves to get kicked in the crotch.

    If it wasn't for the fact that it's supposed to help my crotch, I wouldn't even be dealing with it right now.

    100% Cranberry juice is serious stuff.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    what is this a dark room game i have been playing for an hour

    what is it doing to me

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    prunes are delish though

    wrap in bacon nom nom

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    It doesn't work on iPads

    Do not care

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    My village now has 10 huts.

    Civilization has returned to the world.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I just keep gathering wood and checking traps.
    New options appear and I don't know why.
    Why am I enjoying this?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Whoever invented 100% cranberry juice deserves to get kicked in the crotch.

    If it wasn't for the fact that it's supposed to help my crotch, I wouldn't even be dealing with it right now.

    100% Cranberry juice is serious stuff.

    It is honest to God weaponized and should be on some kind of government schedule.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    prunes are delish though

    wrap in bacon nom nom

    What?

    That's...

    You're...

    What?

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    I just keep gathering wood and checking traps.
    New options appear and I don't know why.
    Why am I enjoying this?

    It reminds you of a simpler time

    When one only had to worry about simple resources, the occasional trap, and bandits

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    mim, if you have antibiotics you're taking, you probably don't need to swill cranberry juice

    I do have the antibiotics, I just figured having the cranberry juice couldn't hurt.

    I'm just being a big baby.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Whoever invented 100% cranberry juice deserves to get kicked in the crotch.

    If it wasn't for the fact that it's supposed to help my crotch, I wouldn't even be dealing with it right now.

    100% Cranberry juice is serious stuff.

    It is honest to God weaponized and should be on some kind of government schedule.

    I drank a bottle of it (like 64 oz) in one night when I was having some issues

    You think liquor is harsh on the throat?

    Try doing that

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    prunes are delish though

    wrap in bacon nom nom

    What?

    That's...

    You're...

    What?

    devils on horseback

    or angels, I forget

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Is there a max number of traps?

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Is there a max number of traps?
    10

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    I just want to be able to pee without having that "DEAR MOTHER OF GOD" moment.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Billie Holiday could undress you with her voice

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Put yogurt in your vag

    It will stop the burning

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I now have a modest village, smoked meat and a trading post. I want my compass but first up is a workshop.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Billie Holiday could undress you with her voice

    She's dead, Jim.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    things are getting weirder in dis game
    I guess I found alien metals in the desert? Hmm

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    And now I have coal... This is such a great game! :o

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    Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Billie Holiday could undress you with her voice

    She's dead, Jim.

    I know

    But her voice is one of the few I would call sexy

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I made bacon wrapped dates for a potluck thing once

    Dates r better n prunes

    poo
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »
    I made bacon wrapped dates for a potluck thing once

    Dates r better n prunes

    TNC would agree

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Write your congressmen

    These wild beast attacks are killing my people
    Your people
    Our people
    God bless you, and god bless the United States of [chat]

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Got USA verse Honduras on and making my village, tonight is a good night.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    AHH, just got attacked by beast, killed two people! NOOOO!

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Are we undressing people with voices?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWZkRNEULi4

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    I'm going to write my congressman about all this bacon-wrapped fruit talk.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    desc wrote: »
    Are we undressing people with voices?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWZkRNEULi4

    The best use of a vocal chord

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Should I wait until I can get some armor before venturing forth?

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    You need so much leather in this game.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Gim wrote: »
    I'm going to write my congressman about all this bacon-wrapped fruit talk.

    Does he know you're an alcoholic rodent? This may influence how serious he takes you.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Yes.

    The Political Wonk answers your questions on politics and history every day!
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Are we undressing people with voices?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWZkRNEULi4

    Goddamn, that voice.

    I wish I sounded like that.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i am wroth

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I'm going to write my congressman about all this bacon-wrapped fruit talk.

    Does he know you're an alcoholic rodent? This may influence how serious he takes you.

    Look, I ordered a LOT of the "From the Desk of an Alcoholic Rodent" letterheads and I'm going to use every last one of them, thank you muchly.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I'm going to write my congressman about all this bacon-wrapped fruit talk.

    Does he know you're an alcoholic rodent? This may influence how serious he takes you.

    Look, I ordered a LOT of the "From the Desk of an Alcoholic Rodent" letterheads and I'm going to use every last one of them, thank you muchly.

    Right after you finish your next round of drinks, I'm sure.

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