Also, today while on my lunch break, I went to B&N to see what they had in the way of LGBT books. Their "Complete Guide to Lesbian Sex" book was kind of a let down. Drawings and no pictures of actual people.
I WANT PORN IN MY SEX GUIDES.
wat did u learn
Well, I thought lesbian anal fisting was just porn thing.
Turns out it's not.
y not just for lesbians
its for everybody
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Oh, no I'm still into dick. There's just a (strong) possibility that Mim is also (seriously) into the ladies as well.
One day, when I'm single again, I plan to settle that mystery once and for all.
THAT'S NOT A GOOD RELATIONSHIP ATTITUDE
YOU SHOULD BE PLANNING YOUR WEDDING AND CHOOSING BABBY NAMES
I don't want kids so we are going to break up in a year or so when her baby clock still isn't quite completely decrepit so she can try to snag someone who is okay with crippling poverty and not sleeping.
oh man this girl who i was at one time talking to is amazing. she's like the opposite of everything i want to be. excerpt from a text about the dinner she was taken out to
"It's all too dark to eat and they have some dumb old black and white movies playing."
"I got a Caesar salad cos it was the only normal thing on the menu. I'm like where's the chicken fingers!?"
"i'm still starving because the salad had all of those bullshit hard to eat parts and i had to pretend like I was polite. Now i look like a savage with dressing all over my face."
"they don't even have ranch. worst fucking meal of my life"
i will never not love this lady. so crass. it's just so. . .delightfully awful.
sound's like jean ralphio's sister
i don't know what that is.
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A local butcher here makes the most amazing beef smokies.
There is no way in hell they can be anything but a terrible dietary choice.
But I'm having some for dinner anyway.
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Oh, no I'm still into dick. There's just a (strong) possibility that Mim is also (seriously) into the ladies as well.
One day, when I'm single again, I plan to settle that mystery once and for all.
THAT'S NOT A GOOD RELATIONSHIP ATTITUDE
YOU SHOULD BE PLANNING YOUR WEDDING AND CHOOSING BABBY NAMES
I don't want kids so we are going to break up in a year or so when her baby clock still isn't quite completely decrepit so she can try to snag someone who is okay with crippling poverty and not sleeping.
Damn son, just puttin' it all out there.
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oh man this girl who i was at one time talking to is amazing. she's like the opposite of everything i want to be. excerpt from a text about the dinner she was taken out to
"It's all too dark to eat and they have some dumb old black and white movies playing."
"I got a Caesar salad cos it was the only normal thing on the menu. I'm like where's the chicken fingers!?"
"i'm still starving because the salad had all of those bullshit hard to eat parts and i had to pretend like I was polite. Now i look like a savage with dressing all over my face."
"they don't even have ranch. worst fucking meal of my life"
i will never not love this lady. so crass. it's just so. . .delightfully awful.
So, how do I get people to stop using bullshit passive voice in their emails at work? Shit like "it was known" and "it was accepted"? Do I just keep calling them out over it, or what? I'm getting a little tired of this.
edit: The implication is that I knew and accepted, and I did neither. So I ended up giving everyone on the email chain a thorough history lesson. But it really drives me up a fucking wall to have to do this.
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My GF got a 12.5% raise
She's still poorstown but they are putting her in a managerial role
Also I elected not to go to my company's beer pong event tonight
I feel like an adult
*assembles a box of space marines*
y not just for lesbians
its for everybody
I give your GF a high five! Raise buddies!
thats k
i eat cheeseburger then fries
both are amazin on their own
i do not need 2 adulterateateareateatereareate
I don't want kids so we are going to break up in a year or so when her baby clock still isn't quite completely decrepit so she can try to snag someone who is okay with crippling poverty and not sleeping.
I take a bite of the burger, then I eat some fries, then I eat more hamburger. Both things will be depleted simultaneously.
That is not terrible only awesome people do that >.>
ANNNNNNNNNNNN
WRONG ANSWER
but
u r not burger like me
how can u bring ur ignorance into a house of god?????
NO
the whole point of a SIDE dish is to be eaten simultaneously
I'm going to be one of those old ladies who hit on young women looking for sugar mamas.
Exactly.
i don't know what that is.
There is no way in hell they can be anything but a terrible dietary choice.
But I'm having some for dinner anyway.
I can handle that.
Damn son, just puttin' it all out there.
Sounds like severe mental health problems to me
Sometimes I do that.
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
i love jenny slate
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
This is America and an American is free to eat his or her freedom fries as they please.
That is the real reason this relationship can't work
The finest caviar ... dipped in Heinz mustard.
The most expensive champagne ... poured into a Burger King cup filled with ice.
No, it won't work because SOMEBODY won't play GW2 with me.
Or finish Buffy with me.
Or Coupling.
When you start something, you gotta finish it!
I wouldn't say they're severe.
"i said you're right - and i'm too pretty for this shit."
amazing. humans are amazing.
edit: The implication is that I knew and accepted, and I did neither. So I ended up giving everyone on the email chain a thorough history lesson. But it really drives me up a fucking wall to have to do this.