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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    Just made a vidya game lady piss

    now she gonna brush her teeth without washing her hands

    Heavy Rain da best

    ...People wash their hands before brushing their teeth...?

    I mean, hah, yeah, I totally do that.

    Totally.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    "this guy called me shallow. so i took my drink and got back into my kiddy pool"

    "i said you're right - and i'm too pretty for this shit."

    amazing. humans are amazing.

    So ask her out dude

    hahahahaha no way man. are you kidding me?

    i've known her for years. she has never not cheated on a dude for starters.

    literally. never.

    There's a first time for everything

    For serious, do it when she's single

    are you insane? you must be insane

    last week she texted me

    "just got a tattoo because i'm bored with my life. it didn't help."

    covered her entire side.

    I mean what's stopping you

    (Assuming there is no +1)

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    "this guy called me shallow. so i took my drink and got back into my kiddy pool"

    "i said you're right - and i'm too pretty for this shit."

    amazing. humans are amazing.

    So ask her out dude

    hahahahaha no way man. are you kidding me?

    i've known her for years. she has never not cheated on a dude for starters.

    literally. never.

    There's a first time for everything

    For serious, do it when she's single

    are you insane? you must be insane

    last week she texted me

    "just got a tattoo because i'm bored with my life. it didn't help."

    covered her entire side.
    give me her number

    poor decision making is my type

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    I should go shoot some guns. I think dudes were planning to do it for a local eve meet some time.

    Me too actually

    But it is le hot.

    I'd need to find other people to do it with for it to not be weird.

    I have to get up the energy to go to the closet and then walk outside and it's not weird.

    America.

    I'm possibly excluded from ever owning any firearm here ever. Not entirely sure though. Technically I wasn't ever detained under the mental health act.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    "this guy called me shallow. so i took my drink and got back into my kiddy pool"

    "i said you're right - and i'm too pretty for this shit."

    amazing. humans are amazing.

    So ask her out dude

    hahahahaha no way man. are you kidding me?

    i've known her for years. she has never not cheated on a dude for starters.

    literally. never.

    There's a first time for everything

    For serious, do it when she's single

    are you insane? you must be insane

    last week she texted me

    "just got a tattoo because i'm bored with my life. it didn't help."

    covered her entire side.

    Crazy girls are the best in bed, or so I have heard tell

    Hit it and quit it, brujo

    well long story short I actually lost my virginity to her many years ago.

    but we're just friends as it stands and man do I love her brand of insane.

    Okay

    This is clearly a match made in heaven

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I want to lose my virginity again

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    today was my last day in the office

    go go work from home!

    I had a really weird reaction, like a strong rush of adrenaline, as I was packing things up and taking them to my car

    maybe because it made the move really real for a while?

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    watchin intervention

    gal living in a gross abandoned house

    ugh

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    People go to the airport and just decide to go somewhere else? That is some 0.00001% stuff right there.

    Well, the trip offered here is free. You just have to cancel the trip you'd already intended on taking, Though yeah, that is not something very many people would be able to do. Which is probably why Heineken did it. They knew they wouldn't have to pay for very many trips.

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    I only travel for family and friend things where they would be really, really sad if I missed it.

    So I would go to the airport and just pretend I already had a flight and push the button.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Geth, recycle the thread

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    @Sarksus will create the new thread
    @Shivahn is backup

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
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