I feel sorry for frat boys. Have you noticed how every single movie aimed at their age group basically portrays them as dicks? It's like they can't even go to the cinema without being persecuted. Unless they are all into French Dadaist flicks.
Jocks as well. About the only thing they have is Smallville because Clark is basically a jock but oh god smallville is terrible.
I woke up with a bunch of mosquito bites this morning.
That does not bode well for the rest of the day.
Those are just your boobs.
Am I finally a real woman?
As much as TFS.
That's not much at all. I mean, to be a woman the bollocks at least have to be gone. And I understand they kind of reshape the cock. I don't know the logistics, gender-reassignment surgery isn't something I aspire to.
what kind of person wants to grow up to be the type of surgeon that does gender reassignment
Someone who loves money and laughing at people.
That describes a lot of people. But you also need a bit of artistic ability (you need to make people believe they're the opposite sex!) and you can't be particularly squeamish. I know I'd be upset if a scrotum opened up in front of me.
Anyway, my day has been a tad shitty, my car is overheating for the billionth time and they don't have the part I need in, it's going to be a few days so I can't really drive 'til then.
Anyway, my day has been a tad shitty, my car is overheating for the billionth time and they don't have the part I need in, it's going to be a few days so I can't really drive 'til then.
Anyway, my day has been a tad shitty, my car is overheating for the billionth time and they don't have the part I need in, it's going to be a few days so I can't really drive 'til then.
IPODZ ARE GHEY
NU UH ARE STYLISH AND COOL KIDS HAVE THEM
CREATIVE ZEN, MORE LIKE CREATIVE WEN[areyougoingtobuyanipod]
Anyway, my day has been a tad shitty, my car is overheating for the billionth time and they don't have the part I need in, it's going to be a few days so I can't really drive 'til then.
IPODZ ARE GHEY
NU UH ARE STYLISH AND COOL KIDS HAVE THEM
CREATIVE ZEN, MORE LIKE CREATIVE WEN[areyougoingtobuyanipod]
MORE LIKE ONLY THE KOOL KIDS KLUB HAVE EM. RACIST DOGS
I just went to the Doctor's office and get an ultrasound on my hernia. The girl doing it is 22, her name is Danielle, and holy crap she is hot. She's funny too. I was able to ascertain inside an hour that she is pretty much everything I look for in a woman.
I just went to the Doctor's office and get an ultrasound on my hernia. The girl doing it is 22, her name is Danielle, and holy crap she is hot. She's funny too. I was able to ascertain inside an hour that she is pretty much everything I look for in a woman.
And she's engaged.
Sigh.
cry more
my gastrointerologist is at most 5 years older than me and attractive and also single
oh but hey I get to talk to her about how I poop and my cramps and also that I am skinny
I just went to the Doctor's office and get an ultrasound on my hernia. The girl doing it is 22, her name is Danielle, and holy crap she is hot. She's funny too. I was able to ascertain inside an hour that she is pretty much everything I look for in a woman.
And she's engaged.
Sigh.
cry more
my gastrointerologist is at most 5 years older than me and attractive and also single
oh but hey I get to talk to her about how I poop and my cramps and also that I am skinny
suck it up fag
If you had real game you could get her anyway.
Maybe shes into scat
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game is pointless when your first encounter is talking about your butt for an hour
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Jocks as well. About the only thing they have is Smallville because Clark is basically a jock but oh god smallville is terrible.
That does not bode well for the rest of the day.
Those are just your boobs.
You have West Nile.
leaving to visit some friends in SD for a surf trip tomorrow, yet feeling like absolute shit and getting sicker by the day right before my vacation!
Oh and as mentioned in another post, some guy killed himself in our rental house, so dealing with that is fun too.
Am I finally a real woman?
As much as TFS.
No, you need huge knockers to be a real woman.
That's not much at all. I mean, to be a woman the bollocks at least have to be gone. And I understand they kind of reshape the cock. I don't know the logistics, gender-reassignment surgery isn't something I aspire to.
Shit, I still have a lot of work to do.
Someone who loves money and laughing at people.
That describes a lot of people. But you also need a bit of artistic ability (you need to make people believe they're the opposite sex!) and you can't be particularly squeamish. I know I'd be upset if a scrotum opened up in front of me.
So now her Creative ZEN mp3 player looks like a swan.
IPODZ LOL
Anyway, my day has been a tad shitty, my car is overheating for the billionth time and they don't have the part I need in, it's going to be a few days so I can't really drive 'til then.
IPODZ ARE GHEY
NU UH ARE STYLISH AND COOL KIDS HAVE THEM
CREATIVE ZEN, MORE LIKE CREATIVE WEN[areyougoingtobuyanipod]
MORE LIKE ONLY THE KOOL KIDS KLUB HAVE EM. RACIST DOGS
And she's engaged.
Sigh.
woooo!
STEAM!
cry more
my gastrointerologist is at most 5 years older than me and attractive and also single
oh but hey I get to talk to her about how I poop and my cramps and also that I am skinny
suck it up fag
If you had real game you could get her anyway.
Maybe shes into scat
STEAM!
Well there's your problem! Girls want to hear about themselves. Next time you go in, reverse things; switch it up on her.
Start up a conversation about her butt. She'll appreciate you for it.
There was that month with your penis and the minor.
Come Overwatch with meeeee
you know what to do
Dude, that was a great month.
They should have never let you have the keys to that grade schools ice cream freezer.
Come Overwatch with meeeee