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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Bag all minimalists, raise the Jolly Roger.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    how about we kill everyone making minimum wage

    bam now the median wage is higher

    And then all the middle class will starve because nobody is making them any food. Even better, now everyone is wealthy.

    EAT THE RICH!

    RIP Aerosmith's credibility

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    unicorn

    unit corn

    until core

    Utilize corsages

    Yes. This all makes sense now.

    WHO'S THIS NEW GUY

    just this guy, you know?

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I suppose that intervention in Syria was really inevitable when Something Awful's D&D became partial to the idea

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I am unreasonably tired for 3:13 on a thursday

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    why are we talking about minimum wage

    we should be talking about minimum swag

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    unicorn

    unit corn

    until core

    Utilize corsages

    Yes. This all makes sense now.

    WHO'S THIS NEW GUY

    The question is not who I am but what I can do for you. I can give you pills. Beige, beige pills.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    why are we talking about minimum wage

    we should be talking about minimum swag

    We should be talking about minimum waaaaaaaaaagh

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    I suppose that intervention in Syria was really inevitable when Something Awful's D&D became partial to the idea

    Is that why its called operation goonswarm?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    unicorn

    unit corn

    until core

    Utilize corsages

    Yes. This all makes sense now.

    WHO'S THIS NEW GUY

    The question is not who I am but what I can do for you. I can give you pills. Beige, beige pills.

    I wanna see the world through bored eyes

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Learn how to do something useful, acquire work experience, command your own wage.

    Emnmnme calls min wage workers useless, inexperienced.

    Kagera viciously smears fellow posters with spin and lies in order to acquire Agrees by any means possible.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    why are we talking about minimum wage

    we should be talking about minimum swag

    swag inequality is tearing this country apart

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I do not understand what business we have in Syria. I do not get why we should get involved in another country's shit other than to feed the military industrial complex. Don't talk to me about morality. If we did things for moral reasons there's 20 other countries we should invade first.

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    I want to take the rest of the day off.

    I guess I could, but this work has to get done at some point...

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    omg these breaded fried mac and cheese bites are even good cold

    I didn't know you were visiting America!

    That's it, right? we didn't export those human rights crimes, did we?

    http://www.chosenbun.com/menu.php

    theyre 5 minutes from my house!!!!!!

    also

    kickstarter?

    more like

    DICKSTARTER LOL

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Gooey wrote: »
    why are we talking about minimum wage

    we should be talking about minimum swag

    a chicken in every pot, and a dope flatbrim on every head!

    TL DR on
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Spool isn't 1%

    he's just a Strong Ally

    I WANT TO BELIEVE

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I do not understand what business we have in Syria. I do not get why we should get involved in another country's shit other than to feed the military industrial complex. Don't talk to me about morality. If we did things for moral reasons there's 20 other countries we should invade first.

    because that's the massacre the news has paid attention to

    think of the children etc

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    why are we talking about minimum wage

    we should be talking about minimum swag

    swag inequality is tearing this country apart

    As your president I promise at least one piece of Bling for all Americans
    except the gays

    Bless your heart.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I do not understand what business we have in Syria. I do not get why we should get involved in another country's shit other than to feed the military industrial complex. Don't talk to me about morality. If we did things for moral reasons there's 20 other countries we should invade first.

    Fucking Paraguay!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    hey 21st I found you a morphine dealer

    he's even in this thread

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    unicorn

    unit corn

    until core

    Utilize corsages

    Yes. This all makes sense now.

    WHO'S THIS NEW GUY

    The question is not who I am but what I can do for you. I can give you pills. Beige, beige pills.

    I wanna see the world through bored eyes

    Closed doors everywhere, spoons for hands, horizons made of never-cheese.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Best part of this interview is when HR said "Good news, your salary is in range for this position!".

    My salary requirement? I didn't give you one.
    "No, silly! Your salary. It's in the range of this position that is a lot more and stressful work, where you wont be able to browse interbutts most of the day while your team does most of the work."
    That...ummm....what?
    "This is a big lateral move for you that you will receive no additional money for."
    But... this position isn't overtime eligible. Im losing my overtime
    "Well...you'll probably receive a small bump"


    Went straight to my boss and future boss. HR lady had no idea what the fuck she was talking about.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I do not understand what business we have in Syria. I do not get why we should get involved in another country's shit other than to feed the military industrial complex. Don't talk to me about morality. If we did things for moral reasons there's 20 other countries we should invade first.

    Fucking Paraguay!

    The Soviet Union is gone. Nuke Cuba.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2013
    EVEN MORE IMPORTANT THAT SYRIA
    The NFL Concussion Suit Is Over

    Players will resubmit suit tomorrow because a history of concussions has affected their long term and short term memory abilities.

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    I don't know what ticking to "add Belgians" does at Chosen Bun, but I am happy that you guys have found some use for Belgians.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    the US has a business in Syria because Saudi Arabia, Iran, Russia, Germany, and Israel all have interests in Syria, really

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Best part of this interview is when HR said "Good news, your salary is in range for this position!".

    My salary requirement? I didn't give you one.
    "No, silly! Your salary. It's in the range of this position that is a lot more and stressful work, where you wont be able to browse interbutts most of the day while your team does most of the work."
    That...ummm....what?
    "This is a big lateral move for you that you will receive no additional money for."
    But... this position isn't overtime eligible. Im losing my overtime
    "Well...you'll probably receive a small bump"


    Went straight to my boss and future boss. HR lady had no idea what the fuck she was talking about.

    I can see a fucking grinning monkey she probably resembled as she said that.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Best part of this interview is when HR said "Good news, your salary is in range for this position!".

    My salary requirement? I didn't give you one.
    "No, silly! Your salary. It's in the range of this position that is a lot more and stressful work, where you wont be able to browse interbutts most of the day while your team does most of the work."
    That...ummm....what?
    "This is a big lateral move for you that you will receive no additional money for."
    But... this position isn't overtime eligible. Im losing my overtime
    "Well...you'll probably receive a small bump"


    Went straight to my boss and future boss. HR lady had no idea what the fuck she was talking about.

    Oh good for a second there I was incredibly puzled why this interview was even happening.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Best part of this interview is when HR said "Good news, your salary is in range for this position!".

    My salary requirement? I didn't give you one.
    "No, silly! Your salary. It's in the range of this position that is a lot more and stressful work, where you wont be able to browse interbutts most of the day while your team does most of the work."
    That...ummm....what?
    "This is a big lateral move for you that you will receive no additional money for."
    But... this position isn't overtime eligible. Im losing my overtime
    "Well...you'll probably receive a small bump"


    Went straight to my boss and future boss. HR lady had no idea what the fuck she was talking about.
    you forgot to say your line

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I do not understand what business we have in Syria. I do not get why we should get involved in another country's shit other than to feed the military industrial complex. Don't talk to me about morality. If we did things for moral reasons there's 20 other countries we should invade first.

    red lines are important!!!!!

    countries that haven't used "chemical weapons" | Syria

    therefore we are obligated to bomb the crap out of them.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    unicorn

    unit corn

    until core

    Utilize corsages

    Yes. This all makes sense now.

    WHO'S THIS NEW GUY

    The question is not who I am but what I can do for you. I can give you pills. Beige, beige pills.

    I wanna see the world through bored eyes

    All the islands in the ocean
    All the heavens in the motion
    Let me show you the world in my eyes

    spool32 on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Best part of this interview is when HR said "Good news, your salary is in range for this position!".

    My salary requirement? I didn't give you one.
    "No, silly! Your salary. It's in the range of this position that is a lot more and stressful work, where you wont be able to browse interbutts most of the day while your team does most of the work."
    That...ummm....what?
    "This is a big lateral move for you that you will receive no additional money for."
    But... this position isn't overtime eligible. Im losing my overtime
    "Well...you'll probably receive a small bump"


    Went straight to my boss and future boss. HR lady had no idea what the fuck she was talking about.

    Dee, I think you were prank-called. Maybe by a morning radio show on the other side of the world.

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    kaleedity wrote: »
    hey 21st I found you a morphine dealer

    he's even in this thread

    @21stCentury

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    omg these breaded fried mac and cheese bites are even good cold

    I didn't know you were visiting America!

    That's it, right? we didn't export those human rights crimes, did we?

    http://www.chosenbun.com/menu.php

    theyre 5 minutes from my house!!!!!!

    also

    kickstarter?

    more like

    DICKSTARTER LOL

    That's right. You linked this before. This reminds me of the places by me. The UK has developed Burg Tech III!


    SORRY! You're too far from us.
    But You can eat-in or takeaway


    FAK U CHOSEN BUTT!

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Gim, I keep staring at your avatar, waiting for it to change ... and it takes 10 minutes to change.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Best part of this interview is when HR said "Good news, your salary is in range for this position!".

    My salary requirement? I didn't give you one.
    "No, silly! Your salary. It's in the range of this position that is a lot more and stressful work, where you wont be able to browse interbutts most of the day while your team does most of the work."
    That...ummm....what?
    "This is a big lateral move for you that you will receive no additional money for."
    But... this position isn't overtime eligible. Im losing my overtime
    "Well...you'll probably receive a small bump"


    Went straight to my boss and future boss. HR lady had no idea what the fuck she was talking about.
    you forgot to say your line

    EVERYTHING

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    I think I've posted that line at least 4 times today

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    they should crowdsource the bombing missions

    have a map of syria and you text in what you want blown up, it's $5 to vote

    this way it pays for itself

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    NPR was like: So I guess the over hundred thousand people dead from conventional weapons in Syria are no big deal?

    SHUT UP NPR DON'T ASK HARD QUESTIONS. GIVE ME ANOTHER FLUFF PIECE ON SOME SHITTY CRAFT BEER FESTIVAL CELEBRATING GAY ARTISTS OR WHATEVER.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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