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Cut my heart out and parade it before my enemies

KarennaKarenna Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
The Scottish were badass. Especially Robert the Bruce.

On his deathbed in 1329, Robert the Bruce asked that his heart should be carried into battle against the "Infidels" because he himself had not been able to go on a Crusade. (Removing internal organs after death was a common practice in those days). Bruce's body was buried in Dunfermline Abbey and when it was exhumed in 1818 it was found that his ribs had been sawn through, indicating that his heart had indeed been taken from his body.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_the_Bruce



I have since rewritten my will to state that I want my heart cut out of my chest, dipped in gold, and carried before the armies that strike at my enemies.



Why don't people do this anymore?!

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    He betrayed Wallace! Fuck 'em!

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    LiveWireLiveWire Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yes let us all put out our hearts for christ

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My ancestor, Roger Kirkpatrick, helped the Bruce murder Red Comyn, his only challenger to the throne and man who abandoned him in battle years earlier. Roger delivered the killing stroke but was exhonerated of the murder and the kill attributed to Robert.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    my ancestors wer vikings

    leif erikson is like my great great great second uncle

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    LiveWireLiveWire Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So have you pulled out your heart for Christ yet?

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    LiveWireLiveWire Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I went through a phase once where I would tell people I was related to Hitler. I was startled at how much attention from women this got me.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm related to one of the Governors Pizarro left in Peru when he returned to Spain.
    I am also part Incan


    curious

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    and the fact that im from scandinavia means i might be related to boik

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    KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So wait...you're going to have your heart pulled out and goldened?






    Guess you won't be getting married at all until you're dead...

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    bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    i am a descendant of william the conqueror! and no-one's going to understand this! :(

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My ancestors were French lords. I don't know the whole story, but I'm pretty sure one of them was beheaded for being super-duper cruel to his constituents.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    With a spoon.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    With a spoon.

    but why a spoon my lord

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    BECAUSE IT WILL HURT MORE, YOU IDIOT

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    With a spoon.

    but why a spoon my lord

    Because it's dull! It'll hurt more!

    EDIT: YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT, PIP.

    YOU ARE NOT.

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    TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Someone stole my copy of that movie, and I was so fucking pissed.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    haha

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    LiveWireLiveWire Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    One of my dudes signed the Declaration of Independence. Then he died and made me famous.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    KA LI MA

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I am a descendant of plantation owners in the south

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    i am a descendant of william the conqueror! and no-one's going to understand this! :(

    You mean William The Bastard.

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    KarennaKarenna Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My cat died the other week, and I was originally going to stuff it...maybe I should cut its heart out and parade it around PAX next year?


    That holy relic should surely help me smite down my enemies in Rock Band.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    i am a descendant of william the conqueror! and no-one's going to understand this! :(

    You mean William The Bastard.

    you can pick basically any historical figure and odds are you are a descendant of that person

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't know if I'm related to anyone famous. But I know I have ancestors who were scottish horse thieves.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man scots almost took out england too, with nothing but swords and out of date cannons. so badass

    would've succeeded too if wasn't for those meddling spies

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    He betrayed Wallace! Fuck 'em!

    no he didn't

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    bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    man scots almost took out england too, with nothing but swords and out of date cannons. so badass

    they
    uhhhh

    they never really came anywhere near close

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I don't know if I'm related to anyone famous. But I know I have ancestors who were scottish horse thieves.

    my ancestors were expelled from so many countries for livestock thieving. I'm so proud

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I don't know if I'm related to anyone famous. But I know I have ancestors who were scottish horse thieves.

    my ancestors were expelled from so many countries for livestock thieving. I'm so proud

    Hey maybe we're related

    or our ancestors worked together

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My grandmother has enormous tomes of documents for the three main lines of descendency that created the current family it is rad.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I don't know if I'm related to anyone famous. But I know I have ancestors who were scottish horse thieves.

    my ancestors were expelled from so many countries for livestock thieving. I'm so proud

    Hey maybe we're related

    or our ancestors worked together

    or stole from each other

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Or you're both sheep/horse/man hybrids.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    man scots almost took out england too, with nothing but swords and out of date cannons. so badass

    they
    uhhhh

    they never really came anywhere near close

    they were about to march to london. london had nothing but a skeleton army. but their "intel" said that the entirety of the english force was at london. by the time the scots would've arrived at london, then their french allies would've arrived as well. instead they all went home and got routed and utterly defeated on the way back. it might've been a scot/french victory but its still close enough

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    bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    man scots almost took out england too, with nothing but swords and out of date cannons. so badass

    they
    uhhhh

    they never really came anywhere near close

    they were about to march to london. london had nothing but a skeleton army. but their "intel" said that the entirety of the english force was at london. by the time the scots would've arrived at london, then their french allies would've arrived as well. instead they all went home and got routed and utterly defeated on the way back. it might've been a scot/french victory but its still close enough

    wait when was this

    i sort of assumed you were talking about william wallace :oops:

    still, the fact is that the english are considerably more better than the scots

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I forget the name of the war. I'm terrible with names which is why I'm terrible with history

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Scotland nearly taking over England?


    :D oh boy.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Scotland nearly taking over England?


    :D oh boy.

    hatred for england apparently is enough to change history

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    Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My ancestors were Korean peasants, which means if you trace my lineage far back enough, chances are I'm related to Genghis Khan.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    My ancestors were Korean peasants, which means if you trace my lineage far back enough, chances are I'm related to Genghis Khan.

    Isn't Genghis Khan supposedly responsible for like 15% of asian men today? Something about him being the most prolific dude that ever boned the ladies.

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