My parents don't really understand how eating healthy food works.
Good: Eating a Salad
Bad: Eating a Pizza
Thus, their logic dictates, if they have a salad as an appetizer for dinner, and then have pizza, it works out fine.
Food does not work that way.
What about the people that order three Big Macs and a diet coke.
That gets me every time.
Except the framing for assault, that's pretty out there. They're usually LESBIAN AND GAY oh and bisexual and trans too if we really have to unions.
I wish girls thought bi dudes were hot like guys think bi girls are hot.
They probably just haven't thought it through.
"My boyfriend likes dicks, and I like dicks, so he might be cool with bringing in another dick. Dicks for all!"
Except the framing for assault, that's pretty out there. They're usually LESBIAN AND GAY oh and bisexual and trans too if we really have to unions.
I wish girls thought bi dudes were hot like guys think bi girls are hot.
They probably just haven't thought it through.
"My boyfriend likes dicks, and I like dicks, so he might be cool with bringing in another dick. Dicks for all!"
My parents don't really understand how eating healthy food works.
Good: Eating a Salad
Bad: Eating a Pizza
Thus, their logic dictates, if they have a salad as an appetizer for dinner, and then have pizza, it works out fine.
Food does not work that way.
What about the people that order three Big Macs and a diet coke.
That gets me every time.
Duder I always get diet coke, even when I'm ordering munchies from Taco Bell.
It just tastes better.
Also, I'm really glad this text message did not reach my e-mail until just now. I sent it last night so I could post it on the boards, but I think it's generally frowned upon to post pictures of yourself, ah, enjoying nature's bounty with the aid of your friend's 2.5' bong.
Jesus Aem, no it doesn't. Diet coke tastes like shit.
Honestly, it's like you want the taste of coke but you don't want the calories so you buy something that doesn't taste like coke? Either buy a coke or don't buy a coke, but don't replace it with some shitty alternative.
Man, what I hate about Diet Coke (which is what I used to drink all the time) is that it is chock full of sodium, so you don't really deal with your thrist.
So I drank like, 10 a day. Yeah, changing to water was a smart move.
I think it somehow makes them feel insecure, like I might run off with a dude at any moment in a relationship. At least that's what some of my female friends have told me in the past when I asked them why some girls might find it weird.
Jesus Aem, no it doesn't. Diet coke tastes like shit.
Honestly, it's like you want the taste of coke but you don't want the calories so you buy something that doesn't taste like coke? Either buy a coke or don't buy a coke, but don't replace it with some shitty alternative.
The little Napoleon fellow in this game is so cute ^_________^
He's all like "I've got you this time, see, there are SPIKES! And don't you dare touch those four glowing red lightbulbs! They're fragile! Now, enjoy your doom! Ehehehe!"
The little Napoleon fellow in this game is so cute ^_________^
He's all like "I've got you this time, see, there are SPIKES! And don't you dare touch those four glowing red lightbulbs! They're fragile! Now, enjoy your doom! Ehehehe!"
I think it somehow makes them feel insecure, like I might run off with a dude at any moment in a relationship. At least that's what some of my female friends have told me in the past when I asked them why some girls might find it weird.
Jesus Aem, no it doesn't. Diet coke tastes like shit.
Honestly, it's like you want the taste of coke but you don't want the calories so you buy something that doesn't taste like coke? Either buy a coke or don't buy a coke, but don't replace it with some shitty alternative.
Better living through chemistry, bitch.
Doesn't aspertame break down into wood alcohol and something else once it hits your stomache?
That there is funny.
This is also my first year being openly homo.
Considering I don't run around with a stereotypical lisp and flicking my wrist, no one really has noticed the change.
Jesus Aem, no it doesn't. Diet coke tastes like shit.
Honestly, it's like you want the taste of coke but you don't want the calories so you buy something that doesn't taste like coke? Either buy a coke or don't buy a coke, but don't replace it with some shitty alternative.
Better living through chemistry, bitch.
Just buy some juice. Tastes better and is healthier.
Doesn't anybody else find it silly to replace one thing with something that doesn't taste anything like it? "I want a coke but instead I'll buy this beverage that shares its name but tastes totally different because it has lower calories." If you're gonna do that, why not just go for something much healthier? Water, juice, or even milk.
Wonder_Hippie: Ya, that shit is terrible for you. You're trading calories for something arguably worse.
I think it somehow makes them feel insecure, like I might run off with a dude at any moment in a relationship. At least that's what some of my female friends have told me in the past when I asked them why some girls might find it weird.
Could be.
They might feel like it means that they're incomplete because they don't have a penis.
They might also believe that there's no such thing as bi, that everybody is straight or gay and that being bi simply means you're in denial.
My theory is that there's still a subtle meme at play in our culture that being gay makes you less of a man, so for a man to like other men makes him less masculine, and therefore less suitable as a partner.
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
That there is funny.
This is also my first year being openly homo.
Considering I don't run around with a stereotypical lisp and flicking my wrist, no one really has noticed the change.
man, what the fuck. why is this radio station playing a cover of "Heart-Shaped Box"
A cover with worse vocals and the guitar is playing faster then it should be
That there is funny.
This is also my first year being openly homo.
Considering I don't run around with a stereotypical lisp and flicking my wrist, no one really has noticed the change.
Yes, this is an issue.
Perhaps surprisingly, I never once identified as straight. As a kid, I always just thought "man I don't care about girls or guys, maybe later" (I wasn't raised in a liberal household, either) and then when I got into highschool I was like "oh lol, I'm gay".
But nobody notices because I'm not a flamer and I don't have any damned fashion sense.
Jesus Aem, no it doesn't. Diet coke tastes like shit.
Honestly, it's like you want the taste of coke but you don't want the calories so you buy something that doesn't taste like coke? Either buy a coke or don't buy a coke, but don't replace it with some shitty alternative.
Better living through chemistry, bitch.
Just buy some juice. Tastes better and is healthier.
Doesn't anybody else find it silly to replace one thing with something that doesn't taste anything like it? "I want a coke but instead I'll buy this beverage that shares its name but tastes totally different because it has lower calories." If you're gonna do that, why not just go for something much healthier? Water, juice, or even milk.
Juice is full of sugar. Milk has too much fat in it. Diet pop may or may not cause cancer. Water is bland and tasteless.
Also, most juices really aren't all that healthy on their own or they are replete in vitamins that are now so ridiculously-easy to come by that going for the juice as a healthy option is pretty flawed. Juice is moist sugar-- I love the taste, but I don't delude myself into thinking it's all that healthy.
That there is funny.
This is also my first year being openly homo.
Considering I don't run around with a stereotypical lisp and flicking my wrist, no one really has noticed the change.
Yes, this is an issue.
Perhaps surprisingly, I never once identified as straight. As a kid, I always just thought "man I don't care about girls or guys, maybe later" (I wasn't raised in a liberal household, either) and then when I got into highschool I was like "oh lol, I'm gay".
But nobody notices because I'm not a flamer and I don't have any damned fashion sense.
Who ever said gay people could dress well. I wear Walmart clothes and whatever the else I throw on.
Yes Aem, I am a high fiving whore.
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That gets me every time.
I don't really get that one.
i just gotta know!
You'd think they would.
Then again, I suppose a three-way isn't as much fun when it means at least one thing is going somewhere you don't want it to go.
They probably just haven't thought it through.
"My boyfriend likes dicks, and I like dicks, so he might be cool with bringing in another dick. Dicks for all!"
Dicktacular!
Aem: Some girls do. The last two girls I dated definitely thought it was hot.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Duder I always get diet coke, even when I'm ordering munchies from Taco Bell.
It just tastes better.
Also, I'm really glad this text message did not reach my e-mail until just now. I sent it last night so I could post it on the boards, but I think it's generally frowned upon to post pictures of yourself, ah, enjoying nature's bounty with the aid of your friend's 2.5' bong.
When you get used to the taste of diet soda, regular soda tastes kind of gross.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
see you cut up a bunch of different kinds of pizza slices
and mix them together
Honestly, it's like you want the taste of coke but you don't want the calories so you buy something that doesn't taste like coke? Either buy a coke or don't buy a coke, but don't replace it with some shitty alternative.
So I drank like, 10 a day. Yeah, changing to water was a smart move.
But seriously, mucho dicks. It's a good thing.
Better living through chemistry, bitch.
He's all like "I've got you this time, see, there are SPIKES! And don't you dare touch those four glowing red lightbulbs! They're fragile! Now, enjoy your doom! Ehehehe!"
^-^;;;
We are one big melting pot of sexual awesomeness.
Hi5
That's sort of how I feel about bi-girls.
or pussies if that's your thing
pick a side, we're at war
hi5
Doesn't aspertame break down into wood alcohol and something else once it hits your stomache?
Yay cancer.
This is also my first year being openly homo.
Considering I don't run around with a stereotypical lisp and flicking my wrist, no one really has noticed the change.
Just buy some juice. Tastes better and is healthier.
Doesn't anybody else find it silly to replace one thing with something that doesn't taste anything like it? "I want a coke but instead I'll buy this beverage that shares its name but tastes totally different because it has lower calories." If you're gonna do that, why not just go for something much healthier? Water, juice, or even milk.
Wonder_Hippie: Ya, that shit is terrible for you. You're trading calories for something arguably worse.
Could be.
They might feel like it means that they're incomplete because they don't have a penis.
They might also believe that there's no such thing as bi, that everybody is straight or gay and that being bi simply means you're in denial.
My theory is that there's still a subtle meme at play in our culture that being gay makes you less of a man, so for a man to like other men makes him less masculine, and therefore less suitable as a partner.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
You're pretty liberal with those high-fives tonight, whore.
A cover with worse vocals and the guitar is playing faster then it should be
this makes me angry.
Yes, this is an issue.
Perhaps surprisingly, I never once identified as straight. As a kid, I always just thought "man I don't care about girls or guys, maybe later" (I wasn't raised in a liberal household, either) and then when I got into highschool I was like "oh lol, I'm gay".
But nobody notices because I'm not a flamer and I don't have any damned fashion sense.
Formaldehyde.
You'd have to drink around 200 fluid ounces of diet soda per day every day to start to overload your body's capacity to clear it out.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Juice is full of sugar. Milk has too much fat in it. Diet pop may or may not cause cancer. Water is bland and tasteless.
CHOOSE WISELY
That, and it's pretty expensive.
I did the math once. One or two diet sodas per day should not have any negative health effects due to aspartame.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Yes Aem, I am a high fiving whore.