About Aspartame: I was worried about it, and still kind of am because I drink a lot of it, but I asked a nationally renowned nutritionist and he told me it was okay.
About Resident Evil 4: What the fuck, the bad guys continually say they need this girl alive, but every now and then shit like this happens. These two dudes crash through the wall in some retarded drill tank and start rolling slowly forward whooping like "THIS DRILL THING IS THE BEST IDEA WE'VE EVER HAD" but no you idiots IT'S GOING TO KILL HER YOU DON'T WANT THAT DON'T YOU GET IT, THIS PLAN IS VERY BASIC I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT FOR YOU
About Aspartame: I was worried about it, and still kind of am because I drink a lot of it, but I asked a nationally renowned nutritionist and he told me it was okay.
Fuck, Big Aspartame got to him.
I LOL'd
That's not really a joke. Donald Rumsfeld got in some hot water over exactly that.
You know what's kind of sad? I know my tastes in humor so well, and have such a penchant for spontaneous creativity, that I can make myself laugh more than anything else can make me laugh. The fact that I'm able to say things faster than I can become cognizant of them aids this.
To me, there may never be anything funnier than my own mind.
I don't want to sound like a shitbag, but every time I look up the hazards of aspartame on Google, I am directed to some low quality Geocities-like pages.
Can I link a youtubes? It's so hilarious and messed up. It talks about gay sex, crazy right wing stuff, and it is very explicit in language. Looks like no nudity or anything though.
Can I link a youtubes? It's so hilarious and messed up. It talks about gay sex, crazy right wing stuff, and it is very explicit in language. Looks like no nudity or anything though.
If you left, who would piss off everyone in the fashion thread? Which has been polluted with groupthink, loud shirts, and cheap people, in my not so humble opinion.
"I would never spend more than thirty dollars on a pair of jeans!"
Now, granted, I don't know what the income or age range of these people are, but one day, they'll learn that life ain't all about hoarding video games.
The Jets cut my boy Vinny Testeverde. He has had a solid run in the League, and it wouldn't be a bad time to hang it up for real this time. /Browns fan
If you left, who would piss off everyone in the fashion thread? Which has been polluted with groupthink, loud shirts, and cheap people, in my not so humble opinion.
"I would never spend more than thirty dollars on a pair of jeans!"
Now, granted, I don't know what the income or age range of these people are, but one day, they'll learn that life ain't all about hoarding video games.
The Jets cut my boy Vinny Testeverde. He has had a solid run in the League, and it wouldn't be a bad time to hang it up for real this time. /Browns fan
However, life isn't about hoarding fancy, expensive clothes either. ;-)
You DO need some expensive stuff to get by, true. A nice business outfit and such for interviews. But really, beyond that, you can get by with pretty cheap stuff most of the time.
The Jets cut my boy Vinny Testeverde. He has had a solid run in the League, and it wouldn't be a bad time to hang it up for real this time. /Browns fan
Harry:What's her last name? I'll look it up.
Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.
[He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite]
Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
Oh man, deviantart is having a breast-cancer awareness week.
DeviantArt. Breast Awareness.
Eheheheheheh.
Deviantart users are VERY aware of breasts.
Wink wink.
In my case, there was a double-helping of irony, since the reason I was on DA was to visit one of my bookmark'd artists who happens to draw, uh, very shapely female characters.
So I was trying to roll a character concept together for a story.
And, in the way that I do, I did a character sketch.
A few minutes ago I realized that, aside from his skin being tan and his hair dark brown, and him being a 20-something trader instead of a teenage mutant, I have recreated this guy:
So I was trying to roll a character concept together for a story.
And, in the way that I do, I did a character sketch.
A few minutes ago I realized that, aside from his skin being tan and his hair dark brown, and him being a 20-something trader instead of a teenage mutant, I have recreated this guy:
So I was trying to roll a character concept together for a story.
And, in the way that I do, I did a character sketch.
A few minutes ago I realized that, aside from his skin being tan and his hair dark brown, and him being a 20-something trader instead of a teenage mutant, I have recreated this guy:
So I was trying to roll a character concept together for a story.
And, in the way that I do, I did a character sketch.
A few minutes ago I realized that, aside from his skin being tan and his hair dark brown, and him being a 20-something trader instead of a teenage mutant, I have recreated this guy:
I'm happy that my character concept finally turned into a real story. It's even got like, a message and everything! Apparently I'm at my creative peak when I'm bored out of my skull in math class.
Seriously, math is the one thing that doesn't get better in college. I'm pretty sure now that I'm not going to be a computer science/engineering major. I guess those English major genes take some time to kick in.
*sigh* Goodbye, prospect of financial stability! It was ever so nice to meet you!
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The Dark Id does very good LPs.
I'm surprised he didn't do any sections on the madness of the other minigames and the special weapons, though.
This is why you need to hang out in D&D more teefs.
That's not really a joke. Donald Rumsfeld got in some hot water over exactly that.
To me, there may never be anything funnier than my own mind.
Almost every joke I make is an in-joke understood only by me.
I'm the Wasteland of comedians.
So many footnotes.
Actually that applies to everything I say, not just jokes.
Combine Dragon Wars and Avatar and you have the early basis of my fantasy setting.
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Without my snarkiness you would find true love and happiness for all your many days.
No. No.
The other one.
Oh the hilarity
Warning: Explicit Language
"I would never spend more than thirty dollars on a pair of jeans!"
Now, granted, I don't know what the income or age range of these people are, but one day, they'll learn that life ain't all about hoarding video games.
The Jets cut my boy Vinny Testeverde. He has had a solid run in the League, and it wouldn't be a bad time to hang it up for real this time. /Browns fan
However, life isn't about hoarding fancy, expensive clothes either. ;-)
You DO need some expensive stuff to get by, true. A nice business outfit and such for interviews. But really, beyond that, you can get by with pretty cheap stuff most of the time.
The Patriots.
I remember this lady. She was linked about a year ago. talking about...penises?
On the black screen
Do...do you know what forum you're on right now?
Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.
[He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite]
Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
In my defense, I am an idiot. Oh wait
People get banned for linking stuff sometimes. Just wanted to be safe.
DeviantArt. Breast Awareness.
Eheheheheheh.
Deviantart users are VERY aware of breasts.
Wink wink.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcpyzw2C_Qs
In my case, there was a double-helping of irony, since the reason I was on DA was to visit one of my bookmark'd artists who happens to draw, uh, very shapely female characters.
*ahem*
I think PAers could definitely do a better job of this.
I mean, they didn't even say "shit-kettle," and there were not nearly enough penis jokes. Although, to be fair, there are never enough penis jokes.
It's pretty good though, but it definitely doesn't go far enough. It should have ended with Weeaboo.
And, in the way that I do, I did a character sketch.
A few minutes ago I realized that, aside from his skin being tan and his hair dark brown, and him being a 20-something trader instead of a teenage mutant, I have recreated this guy:
http://gportal.hu/portal/kurtwagner/image/nightcrawler_civvies03.jpg
Do I drown myself now? Y/N
We talking powers-wise or appearance-wise?
I'm just getting an error page.
Always say yes to drowning, kids.
I'm happy that my character concept finally turned into a real story. It's even got like, a message and everything! Apparently I'm at my creative peak when I'm bored out of my skull in math class.
Seriously, math is the one thing that doesn't get better in college. I'm pretty sure now that I'm not going to be a computer science/engineering major. I guess those English major genes take some time to kick in.
*sigh* Goodbye, prospect of financial stability! It was ever so nice to meet you!