A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and so she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.
In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop."
He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door."
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Actually nvm. It's only been 7 minutes. I'm just super bored in this class
Its going to be a long night, my fiancee is at the hospital because she smashed her hand in the hatch of her mothers car. It looked real bad
Man that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. You should get her a nice bread box so she has an easier time getting into the bread when she makes your sandwich tonight.
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What are we, analmals?
In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop."
He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door."
which is what drove him to drinking
Long live our noble Elki
God save the Elki
Its going to be a long night, my fiancee is at the hospital because she smashed her hand in the hatch of her mothers car. It looked real bad
[chat]rim belongs to the [chat]s
Oh no! I'm so sorry, hopefully she comes out of it as unscathed as possible
This champagne wants me to drink it on the train. Which is against the law, oh seductive bottle!
owies
aw dang
she had an xray yet?
Man that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. You should get her a nice bread box so she has an easier time getting into the bread when she makes your sandwich tonight.
i say it's time for just such a cunning stunt
I feel that the ancient rule of bringing enough for the class should apply to laws of this nature
Oh no! I hope everything is ok!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Fy5w2klbg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln8-Y-fIbqM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD2XFKurpAM
not this tho
Ugh, well good luck to her and I hope she is ok
ive been eating a lot of green stuff lately
i think i might get a case of the healthy
and that shit is terminal
Funny. I married my wife because of her stunning cunt.
--LeVar Burton
I'm writing you an rx for 2 jbcs and a frosty stat
I finally caved.
I hope it's as good as people say.
She required a resume.
Under profession you put Cunning Linguist.
3 bases were skipped that day.
And she married you because you're a cunning Linguist.
*signals [chat] hivemind to move on to next sim game*
Remember: crashing further away from where you started than the last crash is progress!
yeah, I've been resisting it all day