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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i think the worst part about not smoking is i've just found other stupid ways to spend $5 a day and i don't seem to have any more money than i did when i smoked

    Trading one addiction for another is pretty common.

    I have a cousin who was a pretty bad alcoholic, but hasn't touched a drop since he took up CrossFit. But now he travels every weekend to running locations and spends about two hours a day in the gym.

    When I quit smoking, I got pretty fat. When I quit eating shittily, I started taking in a ton of caffeine.

    Now I don't eat or drink or smoke or do any stimulants. Or even watch porn.


    I'll probably explode soon.

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    InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    YES! Everyone told me it could not be done. But fuck them, I did it anyway. Even with out proper documentation.* Cars are driving by my canned looped video and I am recording their plates in a database. Then using certain plates to make a little light pop up on my desk. LIKE A BOSS!

    *There is an extremely well documented SDK for multiple languages. But it doesn't cover configuration.

    I am awarding you an awesome because that sounds both challenging and satisfying from a technical perspective, but the awesome is contingent on this not being some sort of creepy stalker / law enforcement overreach situation.

    Edit: Ah I see. Awesome sustained.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    taht dunk compilation did not deserve bottom of the last page. I am reposting it on pg 79 #yolo

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    @Dynagrip the current use of 'get dunked on' comes from a League of Legends joke video that was inspired by the Charles Barkley JRPG

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i think the worst part about not smoking is i've just found other stupid ways to spend $5 a day and i don't seem to have any more money than i did when i smoked

    But probably less cancer!

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i think the worst part about not smoking is i've just found other stupid ways to spend $5 a day and i don't seem to have any more money than i did when i smoked

    Yeah shaming people for smoking is p lame, imo. It's like, we all blow our money on stupid shit. Booze, drugs, videogames, fast food.

    It just seems silly to get on your high horse about someone smoking because it's not your chosen method of blowing your money or slowly killing yourself.

    to be fair, smoking is really dumb

    Oh totally! It is like, one of the dumbest things a person can do!

    But if someone wants to do it, it's legal and it's regulated and who the fuck am I, steve"went to jack in the box to stress eat at 2am"marks44 to look at them all narrow-eyed and angry.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    YES! Everyone told me it could not be done. But fuck them, I did it anyway. Even with out proper documentation.* Cars are driving by my canned looped video and I am recording their plates in a database. Then using certain plates to make a little light pop up on my desk. LIKE A BOSS!

    *There is an extremely well documented SDK for multiple languages. But it doesn't cover configuration.

    I am awarding you an awesome because that sounds both challenging and satisfying from a technical perspective, but the awesome is contingent on this not being some sort of creepy stalker / law enforcement overreach situation.

    It's for my demo machine. But I do work with schools, local, state and federal law enforcement. So I make no promises. I did not have anything to do with the NYC LPR system and it's five year retention period.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    There's a multimillion dollar tobacco smuggling trail from VA to NY because of the huge price difference and how easy it is to just load a suitcase full of god damn $50 cartons and board a discount bus

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    As a note on the smoking, the Marlborough Man just recently died.

    of complications with COPD no less

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    i wonder what the super paranoid far right will say once Obama leaves office without having declared himself President for life...

    Same thing the super paranoid far left said when bush left without declaring himself president for life. That was a thing, especially after the executive order after katrina that was for better organization. People thought it mean he was going to take over the government and declare himself dictator using it somehow.

    Not being a paranoid American, what did they say?

    man the paranoid far left in America hardly exist

    i mean yes, if you trawled the internet you could find some nutcase in the states calling him/herself a communist but crazy leftists in the states tend to be potheads and new age weirdos and such

    the defining characteristic of these people is that none of them vote

    They most certainly do exist.
    Hell, I was one of them. I wasn't a 9/11 was an inside job maroon, but I did naively think that Bush might tamper with the vote to get himself a third term to avoid criminal prosecution.

    in fairness to you

    he did steal his first term

    and wasn't the "hanging chad" thing in one of the bush elections?

    and remember all those black people who suddenly found it hard to vote?

    Florida

    Point being

    suspecting Bush of fiddling the elections is significantly less crazy than thinking Obama is a kenyan muslim

    i mean the evidence against Bush is, you know, all that tampering that turned up

    the evidence against Obama is, well, he's black

    Obama is a Kenyan Muslim is a whole extra level of crazy that is markedly different from the top of the quote tree where 21st century asked:

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    i wonder what the super paranoid far right will say once Obama leaves office without having declared himself President for life...



    i think the venn diagram of people who believe Obama is attempting to set himself up and a dictator and the people who believe he's a Kenyan Muslim Socialist whatever probably has a lot of crossover

    As did the diagram of people that thought Bush was going to set HIMSELF as president for life and truthers.
    It doesn't make one the same as the other or erase the other side of the aisle's paranoia.

    I'm telling you, bro. There were paranoid democrats post katrina that thought it was pretty ominous that we were using mercenaries for Katrina relief and that Bush was up to something bigger than petty graft and kickbacks for his buddies.

    in retrospect it seems laughable considering what a reluctant president bush was throughout his presidency. i'm not sure we've ever had a president who hated the job more.

    dude just wanted to work on his golf game
    he wanted to be a rancher more than anything

    Removed from the scenario. I really like G Dub as a person.

    Dude just fucking fell into a presidency.

    He didn't haplessly fall into a presidency. He wanted to be president, he liked being a politician. He wasn't exactly the reluctant philosopher king.

    He just underestimated how much of an evil, uncontrollable cunt Cheney would be. He wasn't ready for Katrina. His fiscal policies didn't work out as various bubbles burst. (Few things work out while bubbles are bursting, to be fair.)

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I think the stigma of smoking comes for the way that smoking tends to be a packaged lifestyle thing. It's not just the drug itself, but the cancer and the smoke and the smell and the cost and physical toll and the not being able to lie about it because you always look and smell like a smoker.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    OH MY GOD SPOOL that first Blake Griffin Dunk.

    Where is JR when you need him.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99_rPHfAsAg

    These videos make me laugh 100% of the time.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    When blake griffin dunked on Timofey Mozgov and then Kendrick Perkins I think that singlehandedly earned him $25 mil in endorsement fees

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    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    it is 3:15 and i am out of gas

    and here until 6

    blurgh

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    Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Like, here in VA, a pack of smokes is about $5.00.

    And you smoke a pack a day usually if you're a smoker.

    So, about $150/mo on average.

    five...
    dollar...
    pack...?

    K. I am grubbing unapologetically off motherfuckers at PAX. JESUS FUCK

    I just bought a pack of Kamel Reds for $3.50 on sale

    It's pretty awesome

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Shit I accidentally started working and now I'm pages behind on chat. How am I gonna catch up on what's really important?

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    MsAnthropyMsAnthropy The Lady of Pain Breaks the Rhythm, Breaks the Rhythm, Breaks the Rhythm The City of FlowersRegistered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Chanus wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    As a note on the smoking, the Marlborough Man just recently died.

    of complications with COPD no less

    Isn't this like the 4th or 5th Marlboro Man to pass away?

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    "The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it." -- Jack Kirby
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Shit I accidentally started working and now I'm pages behind on chat. How am I gonna catch up on what's really important?

    cigarettes and blake griffin

    u r caught up nooblord

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I think the stigma of smoking comes for the way that smoking tends to be a packaged lifestyle thing. It's not just the drug itself, but the cancer and the smoke and the smell and the cost and physical toll and the not being able to lie about it because you always look and smell like a smoker.

    I agree. I'm not an avid defender of smoking and I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. When I was 16 my mom sat down with me and said "I smoked until I got pregnant with your oldest brother. It'll eventually give you lung cancer but I'm in no position to forbid you from doing it." And I decided not to.

    But at the same time it's really annoying to me from a social standpoint that you can go to a party where people are doing shots shots shots shots and doing lines and smoking weed but the second a person steps outside to smoke a cigarette its like HEY WHY HAVENT YOU QUIT YOU STUPID FUCK SMOKE THAT WAY OUTSIDE YOURE KILLING ALL OF US.

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Beth, recycle the thread on page 100
    Affirmative Jacobkosh. Thread will be recycled after 100 pages.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Smoking doesn't make me feel all that good but I like the routine of lighting one up

    I've been thinking of smoking those tobacco-less herbal cigarettes like they have in Mad Men

    But I also just bought a carton of parliaments because I am weak

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    i wonder what the super paranoid far right will say once Obama leaves office without having declared himself President for life...

    Same thing the super paranoid far left said when bush left without declaring himself president for life. That was a thing, especially after the executive order after katrina that was for better organization. People thought it mean he was going to take over the government and declare himself dictator using it somehow.

    Not being a paranoid American, what did they say?

    man the paranoid far left in America hardly exist

    i mean yes, if you trawled the internet you could find some nutcase in the states calling him/herself a communist but crazy leftists in the states tend to be potheads and new age weirdos and such

    the defining characteristic of these people is that none of them vote

    They most certainly do exist.
    Hell, I was one of them. I wasn't a 9/11 was an inside job maroon, but I did naively think that Bush might tamper with the vote to get himself a third term to avoid criminal prosecution.

    in fairness to you

    he did steal his first term

    and wasn't the "hanging chad" thing in one of the bush elections?

    and remember all those black people who suddenly found it hard to vote?

    Florida

    Point being

    suspecting Bush of fiddling the elections is significantly less crazy than thinking Obama is a kenyan muslim

    i mean the evidence against Bush is, you know, all that tampering that turned up

    the evidence against Obama is, well, he's black

    Obama is a Kenyan Muslim is a whole extra level of crazy that is markedly different from the top of the quote tree where 21st century asked:

    "]
    i wonder what the super paranoid far right will say once Obama leaves office without having declared himself President for life...



    i think the venn diagram of people who believe Obama is attempting to set himself up and a dictator and the people who believe he's a Kenyan Muslim Socialist whatever probably has a lot of crossover

    As did the diagram of people that thought Bush was going to set HIMSELF as president for life and truthers.
    It doesn't make one the same as the other or erase the other side of the aisle's paranoia.

    I'm telling you, bro. There were paranoid democrats post katrina that thought it was pretty ominous that we were using mercenaries for Katrina relief and that Bush was up to something bigger than petty graft and kickbacks for his buddies.

    in retrospect it seems laughable considering what a reluctant president bush was throughout his presidency. i'm not sure we've ever had a president who hated the job more.

    dude just wanted to work on his golf game
    he wanted to be a rancher more than anything

    Removed from the scenario. I really like G Dub as a person.

    Dude just fucking fell into a presidency.

    He didn't haplessly fall into a presidency. He wanted to be president, he liked being a politician. He wasn't exactly the reluctant philosopher king.

    He just underestimated how much of an evil, uncontrollable cunt Cheney would be. He wasn't ready for Katrina. His fiscal policies didn't work out as various bubbles burst. (Few things work out while bubbles are bursting, to be fair.)

    also, to be fair, it shouldn't shock anyone other than maybe W that ramping up spending while cutting taxes is bad fiscal policy

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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