Our older two kids go to a school that won't touch sex-ed. So! They've become the go to people when their friends have questions, and when they have questions or their friends ask something they aren't sure of they come to me. I'm SHOCKED at how little parents teach their kids, and was really surprised to learn gender doesn't seem to be a factor. Males seem to have the most inaccurate information while females seem to be completely in the dark.
Twice now our daughter has had to teach girls over 17 why they bled "down there" (God help me, but it's true, the girls don't even have words for their own genitalia) once a month.
I wonder how many little boys get confused about the difference between anuses and vaginas.
Wait, girls don't poop babies???
Of course they do. Vagina's not big enough for babies.
You know how intestines are like three miles long if you lay them all out end to end?
Semen enters through the vagina, goes up into the intestines, and takes nine months to travel through, growing and eating the food in the intestinal tract as it goes. At the end of nine months, the baby makes it through the long tract, and makes it out the butt.
When a woman has diarrhea, that's when a baby is premature.
You know Aaron and I have been together for like.... eight or nine years? And we've lived together for nearly a year now.
And my biggest complaints with him are:
his memory is ATROCIOUS like i think he has add or something but won't see a doctor
he won't wipe the stove down when something splashes on it while he's cooking, because 'it leaves streaks', and it's 'easier to clean dry' and then he doesn't clean it after it's dried for like weeks
all things told those are pretty ok problems to top the list in a long term relationship
That's a pretty darned good complaint list, yeah.
Really happy for you guys. Whatever else you guys go through, you're a heck of a couple.
You know Aaron and I have been together for like.... eight or nine years? And we've lived together for nearly a year now.
And my biggest complaints with him are:
his memory is ATROCIOUS like i think he has add or something but won't see a doctor
he won't wipe the stove down when something splashes on it while he's cooking, because 'it leaves streaks', and it's 'easier to clean dry' and then he doesn't clean it after it's dried for like weeks
all things told those are pretty ok problems to top the list in a long term relationship
oh god
if only I had as few annoying things about me
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definitely anything that anyone says about a famous person at their school is true
definitely we need to have strong feelings on James Franco
definitely I have had sex with James Franco and Anne Hathaway after they hosted the Oscars
You know Aaron and I have been together for like.... eight or nine years? And we've lived together for nearly a year now.
And my biggest complaints with him are:
his memory is ATROCIOUS like i think he has add or something but won't see a doctor
he won't wipe the stove down when something splashes on it while he's cooking, because 'it leaves streaks', and it's 'easier to clean dry' and then he doesn't clean it after it's dried for like weeks
all things told those are pretty ok problems to top the list in a long term relationship
I wonder how many little boys get confused about the difference between anuses and vaginas.
Wait, girls don't poop babies???
Of course they do. Vagina's not big enough for babies.
You know how intestines are like three miles long if you lay them all out end to end?
Semen enters through the vagina, goes up into the intestines, and takes nine months to travel through, growing and eating the food in the intestinal tract as it goes. At the end of nine months, the baby makes it through the long tract, and makes it out the butt.
When a woman has diarrhea, that's when a baby is premature.
Wait, girls poop too??
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
During one of my sex ed classes this girl just up and asked the teacher if it was weird that her labia were fused and she didn't have a vaginal opening.
I wonder how many little boys get confused about the difference between anuses and vaginas.
Wait, girls don't poop babies???
Of course they do. Vagina's not big enough for babies.
You know how intestines are like three miles long if you lay them all out end to end?
Semen enters through the vagina, goes up into the intestines, and takes nine months to travel through, growing and eating the food in the intestinal tract as it goes. At the end of nine months, the baby makes it through the long tract, and makes it out the butt.
When a woman has diarrhea, that's when a baby is premature.
Wait, girls poop too??
man I wonder if exposure to all that hardcore porn in my developmental years fucked me up a little...
*rearranges porcelain doll and machete collection*
I wonder how many little boys get confused about the difference between anuses and vaginas.
Wait, girls don't poop babies???
Of course they do. Vagina's not big enough for babies.
You know how intestines are like three miles long if you lay them all out end to end?
Semen enters through the vagina, goes up into the intestines, and takes nine months to travel through, growing and eating the food in the intestinal tract as it goes. At the end of nine months, the baby makes it through the long tract, and makes it out the butt.
When a woman has diarrhea, that's when a baby is premature.
Wait, girls poop too??
No. Jesus Christ, Bowen, we just went over this.
Girls don't have to poop because their babies eat the intestine food for them. The only reason they have butts is so they can have babies and so they can look nice in yoga pants.
Our older two kids go to a school that won't touch sex-ed. So! They've become the go to people when their friends have questions, and when they have questions or their friends ask something they aren't sure of they come to me. I'm SHOCKED at how little parents teach their kids, and was really surprised to learn gender doesn't seem to be a factor. Males seem to have the most inaccurate information while females seem to be completely in the dark.
Twice now our daughter has had to teach girls over 17 why they bled "down there" (God help me, but it's true, the girls don't even have words for their own genitalia) once a month.
But if we teach kids about sex, we have to think of them as human beings that have desires.
Now try to get that image out of your head.
And the rest of [chat] is going to think about their parents doing the deed and which position they prefer.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
the main things i get nagged about are leaving the toilet seat up, leaving the laundry for the last minute, being emotionally distant, and my ongoing drug addiction
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YoshisummonsYou have to let the dead vote, otherwise you'd just kill people you disagree with!Registered Userregular
It's almost like a combination of making sex a uncomfortable subject to talk about to people in general and taking deliberate efforts to not talk about it for fear of teens becoming sexually active early leads to mass misunderstanding and ignorance.
I do not clean up after myself much or do much housework
I almost never get up early with sawyer (my argument here is that sarah is a morning person but I really should at least one weekend day)
actually as I reflect on this I am otherwise p amazing
I am not jealous or controlling, and am supportive of sarah's choices
I do not have issues with my partner spending money
I wonder how many little boys get confused about the difference between anuses and vaginas.
Wait, girls don't poop babies???
Of course they do. Vagina's not big enough for babies.
You know how intestines are like three miles long if you lay them all out end to end?
Semen enters through the vagina, goes up into the intestines, and takes nine months to travel through, growing and eating the food in the intestinal tract as it goes. At the end of nine months, the baby makes it through the long tract, and makes it out the butt.
When a woman has diarrhea, that's when a baby is premature.
Wait, girls poop too??
No. Jesus Christ, Bowen, we just went over this.
Girls don't have to poop because their babies eat the intestine food for them. The only reason they have butts is so they can have babies and so they can look nice in yoga pants.
It all makes sense!
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
definitely anything that anyone says about a famous person at their school is true
definitely we need to have strong feelings on James Franco
definitely I have had sex with James Franco and Anne Hathaway after they hosted the Oscars
I knew it!!
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
I don't put the toilet seat up, it's like the olympic games.
I stand across the bathroom in the tub and see how long I can keep peeing into the toilet before it hits the rim. Without the seat, the hole is just too big and not quite challenging enough.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
During one of my sex ed classes this girl just up and asked the teacher if it was weird that her labia were fused and she didn't have a vaginal opening.
Our older two kids go to a school that won't touch sex-ed. So! They've become the go to people when their friends have questions, and when they have questions or their friends ask something they aren't sure of they come to me. I'm SHOCKED at how little parents teach their kids, and was really surprised to learn gender doesn't seem to be a factor. Males seem to have the most inaccurate information while females seem to be completely in the dark.
Twice now our daughter has had to teach girls over 17 why they bled "down there" (God help me, but it's true, the girls don't even have words for their own genitalia) once a month.
Yeah, Texas is extremely fucked up in this area. It's part of the reason that there is such a big problem with teenage pregnancy right now. It's just sad.
You know Aaron and I have been together for like.... eight or nine years? And we've lived together for nearly a year now.
And my biggest complaints with him are:
his memory is ATROCIOUS like i think he has add or something but won't see a doctor
he won't wipe the stove down when something splashes on it while he's cooking, because 'it leaves streaks', and it's 'easier to clean dry' and then he doesn't clean it after it's dried for like weeks
all things told those are pretty ok problems to top the list in a long term relationship
oh god
if only I had as few annoying things about me
skippy
dish
what do you get nagged about
quills constantly stabbing his wife
no opposable thumbs
won't take out the garbage because he claims "I can't reach that high"
I do not clean up after myself much or do much housework
I almost never get up early with sawyer (my argument here is that sarah is a morning person but I really should at least one weekend day)
actually as I reflect on this I am otherwise p amazing
I am not jealous or controlling, and am supportive of sarah's choices
I do not have issues with my partner spending money
That's not bad.
I'd gay marry you skips.
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
But seriously Skippy, if you don't name your new babby Cindy, I will be eternally offended. :P
I don't put the toilet seat up, it's like the olympic games.
I stand across the bathroom in the tub and see how long I can keep peeing into the toilet before it hits the rim. Without the seat, the hole is just too big and not quite challenging enough.
I think most people with penises do it.
It's just instinct.
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Twice now our daughter has had to teach girls over 17 why they bled "down there" (God help me, but it's true, the girls don't even have words for their own genitalia) once a month.
then nobody will be confused, the only question left will be "is the human race's existence a good thing?"
Of course they do. Vagina's not big enough for babies.
You know how intestines are like three miles long if you lay them all out end to end?
Semen enters through the vagina, goes up into the intestines, and takes nine months to travel through, growing and eating the food in the intestinal tract as it goes. At the end of nine months, the baby makes it through the long tract, and makes it out the butt.
When a woman has diarrhea, that's when a baby is premature.
That's a pretty darned good complaint list, yeah.
Really happy for you guys. Whatever else you guys go through, you're a heck of a couple.
oh god
if only I had as few annoying things about me
definitely we need to have strong feelings on James Franco
definitely I have had sex with James Franco and Anne Hathaway after they hosted the Oscars
skippy
dish
what do you get nagged about
I am just relaying facts that were relayed to me by friends who had firsthand knowledge, -_-
Wait, girls poop too??
I feel like that's a shocking failure of both parenting and pediatric care.
I know
is there another kind?
also lol
Thanks Texas.
Shots fired in the Ukraine.
Well warning shots but it was the Russians firing them.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26440424
I refuse to clean it because he can wipe it as soon as it hits the surface like a human being
I'm not going to scrub crusted food off the stove or wall
man I wonder if exposure to all that hardcore porn in my developmental years fucked me up a little...
*rearranges porcelain doll and machete collection*
No. Jesus Christ, Bowen, we just went over this.
Girls don't have to poop because their babies eat the intestine food for them. The only reason they have butts is so they can have babies and so they can look nice in yoga pants.
But if we teach kids about sex, we have to think of them as human beings that have desires.
Now try to get that image out of your head.
And the rest of [chat] is going to think about their parents doing the deed and which position they prefer.
the worst things about me, partner-wise:
I do not clean up after myself much or do much housework
I almost never get up early with sawyer (my argument here is that sarah is a morning person but I really should at least one weekend day)
actually as I reflect on this I am otherwise p amazing
I am not jealous or controlling, and am supportive of sarah's choices
I do not have issues with my partner spending money
It all makes sense!
I knew it!!
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
I stand across the bathroom in the tub and see how long I can keep peeing into the toilet before it hits the rim. Without the seat, the hole is just too big and not quite challenging enough.
Guys! It says the external organs are normal looking. So her vulva is fine, it just doesn't actually lead to a vagina.
Making it to 17 with no one attempting to penetrate her is p.good. ;D
Also protip, google thinks vulva is synonymous with vagina
Yeah, Texas is extremely fucked up in this area. It's part of the reason that there is such a big problem with teenage pregnancy right now. It's just sad.
At least when it came to anatomy and safe sex.
So weird.
quills constantly stabbing his wife
no opposable thumbs
won't take out the garbage because he claims "I can't reach that high"
Uh oh
LOOK AT THESE GROSS PICTURES.
IS NOT THE SEXING A GROSS THING WITH GROSS RESULTS?
YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND YOU WILL BASICALLY DIE!!1!
That's not bad.
I'd gay marry you skips.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
I think most people with penises do it.
It's just instinct.
To be fair, everyone who has had sex in the past died at some point.
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