I watched scrubs, but was this just someone seeing a black guy with his arms around a white woman and editing them in? I'm looking for a pun or something.
why THIS picture?
if there's no reason that's fine I'm just inclined to look for a joke beyond the edit itself
I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.
Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.
I don't understand horrible people that willingly go into hospitality. Some patrons must get off on being treated like shit
i knew a real asshole bartender with a chip on her shoulder
she was pretty convinced that she was just upholding the dignity of her profession and restaurant when she went off on customers for some perceived slight
it was pretty asinine. i saw her drive off so much business
I've told this story before but a while back I took my brother in law to Dutch Kills and he ordered a Tanqueray and Sprite. I was all "bro pls. don't order that pleb drank here", but the bartender politely shut me the fuck up and said something to the effect of "Sir, I can make you a tanqueray and sprite, but if you like, I can make you something unique that you might enjoy more. If you don't like it, I'll make you a sprite and tanqueray on me. All the drinks cost the same so you have nothing to lose"
#gallant
On the flipside, PDT used to pride themselves on hiring the nastiest, snootiest cunts imaginable at the door. I had a reservation and they still made me wait half an hour to enter their almost completely empty bar. I hear they've abandoned that concept, but fuck 'em. Plenty of other places actually court my custom.
#goofus
Deebaser on
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firewaterwordSatchitanandaPais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered Userregular
I salt and pepper the steak throw it in a 500 degree pan both sides 1 minute then throw it in the preheated oven at 500 until my internal steak cooking sense tells me its time, take it out, rest it on an elevated surface so any leakage doesn't make it soggy for 2 minutes and eat my perfect steak that's medium rare and awesome
try it the other way around.
the oven should dry off the outside enough that your pan sear will give much better results
I should probably mention I put it at low temperature in my IR/Convection thing for a bit instead if I remember to
beef zeppelin is the grossest phrase i've heard in a while
it still beats "axe wound"
i'm not very fond of "wizards sleeve" either
I can't help but laugh at "ham wallet", to my girlfriend's chagrin
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Rear Admiral ChocoI wanna be an owl, Jerry!Owl York CityRegistered Userregular
Ruth's Chris is a retarded name not because of the th's sound but because... like... does Ruth own Chris? What? So stupid.
Apparently the story is a dude named Chris opened a steak house called Chris Steak House, and a lady named Ruth acquired it
She kept the name until it burned down and due to some terms with the agreement when she acquired it she wasn't allowed to call the new place she opened Chris Steak House
So she called it Ruth's Chris Steak House and apparently hated the name as well so now I'm not so incensed at how stupid it sounds
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firewaterwordSatchitanandaPais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered Userregular
The first joke I made was multi-lingual. I was in preschool, and my parents would make me tell it to all adults if they haven't heard it before, because I was a precious child.
beef zeppelin is the grossest phrase i've heard in a while
it still beats "axe wound"
i'm not very fond of "wizards sleeve" either
I can't help but laugh at "ham wallet", to my girlfriend's chagrin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Dark Raven XLaugh hard, run fast,be kindRegistered Userregular
AxeWound is a British-Canadian supergroup formed in 2012 comprising Liam Cormier of Cancer Bats on lead vocals, Matthew Tuck of Bullet for My Valentine on guitar and backing vocals, Mike Kingswood of Glamour of the Kill on guitar, Joe Copcutt of ZOAX and formerly of Rise to Remain playing bass and Jason Bowld of Pitchshifter on drums.
I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.
Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.
I don't understand horrible people that willingly go into hospitality. Some patrons must get off on being treated like shit
i knew a real asshole bartender with a chip on her shoulder
she was pretty convinced that she was just upholding the dignity of her profession and restaurant when she went off on customers for some perceived slight
it was pretty asinine. i saw her drive off so much business
I've told this story before but a while back I took my brother in law to Dutch Kills and he ordered a Tanqueray and Sprite. I was all "bro pls. don't order that pleb drank here", but the bartender politely shut me the fuck up and said something to the effect of "Sir, I can make you a tanqueray and sprite, but if you like, I can make you something unique that you might enjoy more. If you don't like it, I'll make you a sprite and tanqueray on me. All the drinks cost the same so you have nothing to lose"
#gallant
On the flipside, PDT used to pride themselves on hiring the nastiest, snootiest cunts imaginable at the door. I had a reservation and they still made me wait half an hour to enter their almost completely empty bar. I hear they've abandoned that concept, but fuck 'em. Plenty of other places actually court my custom.
#goofus
I just woke up, bleary-eyed and hungover - hmm, 17 notifications - mother of god, Irond Will is posting bout me in some kind of "chat infractions" mod thread???
oh pfft
kind of a let-down; i had already been reaching for my tanto
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I asked for ketchup for my steak one time at a high end restaurant, but it was only because the wait staff and manager were being complete cocks.
Fuck you assholes, if you're going to insult me by treating me like I'm not good enough to spend my hard earned money at your restaurant, I'm going to insult you too.
I don't understand horrible people that willingly go into hospitality. Some patrons must get off on being treated like shit
i knew a real asshole bartender with a chip on her shoulder
she was pretty convinced that she was just upholding the dignity of her profession and restaurant when she went off on customers for some perceived slight
it was pretty asinine. i saw her drive off so much business
there is a few Asian restaurants in London that have a rep for treating the customers like shit
and i don't mean being slightly aloof i mean outright insulting
things like kicking you off your table half way through a meal if a bigger party come in
they're famous for it, people actually go there just to get treated like shit because they find it funny being yelled at by Chinese people
There used to be a place in Dallas, that was their schtick. They'd cut your necktie off with a pair of giant shears and nail it to a wall. Just openly insult you and make fun of your order etc etc.
whoa whoa
that's going too far
my tie is sacred
They warn you on the way in to take it off, or else.
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not that time, no. I didn't want bro-in-law to see me drinking no girly drank.
I did order a swizzle last week with Beasty and Hakkes.
It was called a "Monkey Fist!"
Man, expensive delicious steak is the last thing I want to talk about right now. All I've got are eggs, grilled cheese, and ramen for the next six days.
How many eggs do you have?
You can produce:
soft-boiled egg (in shell, dip toast strips in it)
fried egg on toast
egg drop ramen
hard boiled egg sandwich
not that time, no. I didn't want bro-in-law to see me drinking no girly drank.
I did order a swizzle last week with Beasty and Hakkes.
It was called a "Monkey Fist!"
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
In my experience, the more expensive a restaurant, the less good the food is. Burger vans serve ambrosia.
Goin' to a fancy restaurant with Ms. Raven, I always feel like Zoidberg in that episode where he has 100 dollars, but finds himself being served the junk part of the animals.
Restaurants can be hit or miss. But the good ones are amazing.
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Dark Raven XLaugh hard, run fast,be kindRegistered Userregular
I just woke up, bleary-eyed and hungover - hmm, 17 notifications - mother of god, Irond Will is posting bout me in some kind of "chat infractions" mod thread???
oh pfft
kind of a let-down; i had already been reaching for my tanto
your à tantôt
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Rear Admiral ChocoI wanna be an owl, Jerry!Owl York CityRegistered Userregular
Man, expensive delicious steak is the last thing I want to talk about right now. All I've got are eggs, grilled cheese, and ramen for the next six days.
How many eggs do you have?
You can produce:
soft-boiled egg (in shell, dip toast strips in it)
fried egg on toast
egg drop ramen
hard boiled egg sandwich
also grilled cheese.
Hm, these are all good ideas.
Gonna go wash the frying pan.
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
I watched scrubs, but was this just someone seeing a black guy with his arms around a white woman and editing them in? I'm looking for a pun or something.
why THIS picture?
if there's no reason that's fine I'm just inclined to look for a joke beyond the edit itself
It was kimye
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
Let's try again.
This time she is assisting in the playing of Skyrim aka almost asleep against the girlfriend
Man, expensive delicious steak is the last thing I want to talk about right now. All I've got are eggs, grilled cheese, and ramen for the next six days.
How many eggs do you have?
You can produce:
soft-boiled egg (in shell, dip toast strips in it)
fried egg on toast
egg drop ramen
hard boiled egg sandwich
also grilled cheese.
Egg drop ramen is for champions.
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$5500 raise. i guess that's about 5%. not too bad i'll take it.
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I watched scrubs, but was this just someone seeing a black guy with his arms around a white woman and editing them in? I'm looking for a pun or something.
why THIS picture?
if there's no reason that's fine I'm just inclined to look for a joke beyond the edit itself
No relation.
I've told this story before but a while back I took my brother in law to Dutch Kills and he ordered a Tanqueray and Sprite. I was all "bro pls. don't order that pleb drank here", but the bartender politely shut me the fuck up and said something to the effect of "Sir, I can make you a tanqueray and sprite, but if you like, I can make you something unique that you might enjoy more. If you don't like it, I'll make you a sprite and tanqueray on me. All the drinks cost the same so you have nothing to lose"
#gallant
On the flipside, PDT used to pride themselves on hiring the nastiest, snootiest cunts imaginable at the door. I had a reservation and they still made me wait half an hour to enter their almost completely empty bar. I hear they've abandoned that concept, but fuck 'em. Plenty of other places actually court my custom.
#goofus
If you eat the whole thing you get more for free.
:winky:
I should probably mention I put it at low temperature in my IR/Convection thing for a bit instead if I remember to
I'll give that a shot
it still beats "axe wound"
i'm not very fond of "wizards sleeve" either
That is nice.
Also try a thin slice of beefsteak tomato in a grilled cheese along with some prosciutto or bacon.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I can't help but laugh at "ham wallet", to my girlfriend's chagrin
Apparently the story is a dude named Chris opened a steak house called Chris Steak House, and a lady named Ruth acquired it
She kept the name until it burned down and due to some terms with the agreement when she acquired it she wasn't allowed to call the new place she opened Chris Steak House
So she called it Ruth's Chris Steak House and apparently hated the name as well so now I'm not so incensed at how stupid it sounds
AKA a Broque-Madame.
That's what they want you to believe.
and you still are
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
did you order a rum swizzle
oh pfft
kind of a let-down; i had already been reaching for my tanto
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
cook and fry ramen and put it in a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner the next day
The truth is way less forgivable
They warn you on the way in to take it off, or else.
wizard's sleeve is awesome
axe wound is meh
not that time, no. I didn't want bro-in-law to see me drinking no girly drank.
I did order a swizzle last week with Beasty and Hakkes.
It was called a "Monkey Fist!"
http://www.fronttowardenemynyc.com/drink/
How many eggs do you have?
You can produce:
soft-boiled egg (in shell, dip toast strips in it)
fried egg on toast
egg drop ramen
hard boiled egg sandwich
also grilled cheese.
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
Aaaarg cool bars.
Why aren't there more of you in seattle?
Fucking poser city.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Scrubs lost the funny a long time ago
Restaurants can be hit or miss. But the good ones are amazing.
Google asked if I meant "Hippos Yawn"
your à tantôt
Yeah
I mean the name is still stupid as hell, but I can lower my blood boiling in anger to a low simmer knowing the founder hates the name too
Hm, these are all good ideas.
Gonna go wash the frying pan.
It was kimye
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Let's try again.
This time she is assisting in the playing of Skyrim aka almost asleep against the girlfriend
Egg drop ramen is for champions.