I was at a friend's going away party (he's moving to Georgia) and knew only one or two people besides him. so I left early, and at the same time I was getting up to leave this girl was getting ready to go. turns out she works like two miles from my house, so I offered to give her a ride home
she recognized the plush Cthulhu in the back window of my car, which was intriguing
it turns out she's a huge nerd. who is also a stripper. and also does phone sex. and I got maybe ten words in edgewise during the 20 minute drive, and she opened up about fucking everything to someone that she hardly even knows
was strange. anyway I now know way more about the business of phone sex than I did before
Humans of New York
"There's this giant cathedral in Cologne that survived the Allied bombings of World War II. All the other buildings around it were destroyed. One time I was super high on E and mushrooms, so I decide to drop in. The cathedral is made of black marble and the walls are stained with soot, so it was really creepy. On top of that, the place was packed with people, and there was a priest at the altar shouting angrily in German. I was like: 'Oh. My. God.'"
I need to acquire provisions for the Tycho show on Friday
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"You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
In The Missing Picture, director Rithy Panh uses clay figurines to recall his experience of the genocide in Cambodia at the hands of the Khmer Rouge in the 1970s.
claymation about genocide is guaranteed to be creepy and sad
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Yesterday I ate nuclear buffalo wings and Mexican food. Today I pay the iron price.
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after the weird car ride home I went out with friends
we ended up at a bar where some dude was playing bluegrass, and I developed a sudden and visceral hatred for that kind of music that I didn't know I had. "country music for hipsters" is I think how I described it. I am unable to articulate why I found it so vile
then we went to a dive bar where a metal band was playing. which was a lot more tolerable. I appreciated it a lot more after the previous place
then we ate bar food at midnight, and I refused to let a friend drive home because he was wasted. he slept on my couch, and I got up early to drive him back to his car so he could get to work on time
it was one dude with a guitar singing mopey songs about being, like, a coal miner in 1859 who went to fight for the Union and got killed in battle
or your dad taking a sixpack and a rifle out to the shed in the middle of the night and taking his own life
and there's this crowd of bearded hipsters dancing and cheering the entire time
there was nothing ironic about their enjoyment of it, as far as I could tell
I detested everyone in that bar, and that reaction came as a bit of a surprise. I've been to some shows I didn't really enjoy, but never to one that invoked unbridled loathing
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Bluegrass is awful. Oh Brother Where Art Thou is the only time it's been bearable.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
speaking of loathing music, nothing like a good feeling is the worst
one, just look at that fucking insipid title
two, the whole thing is just "the dude playing wonderwall with his eyes closed at a nachspiel" distilled, and as we all know that dude is the worst person in the world
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Humans of New York
"There's this giant cathedral in Cologne that survived the Allied bombings of World War II. All the other buildings around it were destroyed. One time I was super high on E and mushrooms, so I decide to drop in. The cathedral is made of black marble and the walls are stained with soot, so it was really creepy. On top of that, the place was packed with people, and there was a priest at the altar shouting angrily in German. I was like: 'Oh. My. God.'"
If someone can't handle an aesthetically complex and historically important building and a little german while on an MX Missile they're a fucking pussy
Humans of New York
"There's this giant cathedral in Cologne that survived the Allied bombings of World War II. All the other buildings around it were destroyed. One time I was super high on E and mushrooms, so I decide to drop in. The cathedral is made of black marble and the walls are stained with soot, so it was really creepy. On top of that, the place was packed with people, and there was a priest at the altar shouting angrily in German. I was like: 'Oh. My. God.'"
That cathedral is a huge dark presence that draws the eye like a magnet, fyi
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Well that's gross/interesting. A friend of mine who poledances updated her status about trying a "spinny" pole and vomiting. I thought she was kidding, but no it was quite a literal vomiting. Word on the street is to take travel sickness pills to avoid that.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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What's that out of focus thing on the left?
A banana peel? A misshapen croissant? I must know.
Speaking of QI and the Buzzcocks, I just saw Simon Amstell do a warm up gig in London in anticipation of his NYC tour. Quite good but not polished, which I guess is why he does warmup
bluegrass music and shape note singing and appalachian stuff like that all stem from one of the oldest hearts of American musical culture
hm
(all the german, irish, british, etc. european posters read that and chuckled paternally at me, I know. "and where do you think that all came from, son?" I imagine them saying as they pat me on the head.)
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It's more uncomfortable to watch than The Office and Extras combined.
abdy do you have a tumblr i feel like you should have a tumblr
I was at a friend's going away party (he's moving to Georgia) and knew only one or two people besides him. so I left early, and at the same time I was getting up to leave this girl was getting ready to go. turns out she works like two miles from my house, so I offered to give her a ride home
she recognized the plush Cthulhu in the back window of my car, which was intriguing
it turns out she's a huge nerd. who is also a stripper. and also does phone sex. and I got maybe ten words in edgewise during the 20 minute drive, and she opened up about fucking everything to someone that she hardly even knows
was strange. anyway I now know way more about the business of phone sex than I did before
let her know it's you
NO LOOK AT THEM
yes I will
but in future because I can't be arsed to fix it and your v scroll is just your regular scroll :P
I use my deviantart and tumblr as just image collecting machines
I'm a picture hoarder I store it on my computer and keep it forever and ever
I need to acquire provisions for the Tycho show on Friday
I was going to ask for her number but considering the content our conversation I felt like that would be way too awkward
(also she is kinda sorta seeing someone, though she expressed some immense frustration with that arrangement)
this looks scary
claymation about genocide is guaranteed to be creepy and sad
reasonable
we ended up at a bar where some dude was playing bluegrass, and I developed a sudden and visceral hatred for that kind of music that I didn't know I had. "country music for hipsters" is I think how I described it. I am unable to articulate why I found it so vile
then we went to a dive bar where a metal band was playing. which was a lot more tolerable. I appreciated it a lot more after the previous place
then we ate bar food at midnight, and I refused to let a friend drive home because he was wasted. he slept on my couch, and I got up early to drive him back to his car so he could get to work on time
I feel responsible
it wasn't that kind of bluegrass
it was one dude with a guitar singing mopey songs about being, like, a coal miner in 1859 who went to fight for the Union and got killed in battle
or your dad taking a sixpack and a rifle out to the shed in the middle of the night and taking his own life
and there's this crowd of bearded hipsters dancing and cheering the entire time
there was nothing ironic about their enjoyment of it, as far as I could tell
I detested everyone in that bar, and that reaction came as a bit of a surprise. I've been to some shows I didn't really enjoy, but never to one that invoked unbridled loathing
You sir are a traitor to Click and Clack.
one, just look at that fucking insipid title
two, the whole thing is just "the dude playing wonderwall with his eyes closed at a nachspiel" distilled, and as we all know that dude is the worst person in the world
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also this because that reminded me
If someone can't handle an aesthetically complex and historically important building and a little german while on an MX Missile they're a fucking pussy
hm
That cathedral is a huge dark presence that draws the eye like a magnet, fyi
THE MORE YOU KNOW
A banana peel? A misshapen croissant? I must know.
His standup is Terrible. It is like being in an audio book of Reader's Digest's Laughter is the Best Medicine
(all the german, irish, british, etc. european posters read that and chuckled paternally at me, I know. "and where do you think that all came from, son?" I imagine them saying as they pat me on the head.)