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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    dat OT

    fuck gendered marketing
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    let it gooo

    poo
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    What's wrong with having a water bottle at a meeting?

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    The pizza place near us is doing some thing where you bring in a phone to be recycled and you get a slice of pizza in return

    I honestly think bringing in Cass' old Blackberry for a slice of pizza would be a fair trade

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Let's go down the list, shall we?

    dinky conference room
    several different types of coffee cups so that I instantly know I'd have to pay for coffee
    At least three different types of computers, 7 year old shit box laptops and macs.
    who brings a water bottle to a meeting? Is that really a thing?

    women allowed into meetings

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Let's go down the list, shall we?

    dinky conference room
    several different types of coffee cups so that I instantly know I'd have to pay for coffee
    At least three different types of computers, 7 year old shit box laptops and macs.
    who brings a water bottle to a meeting? Is that really a thing?

    women allowed into meetings

    She's just there to record the minutes.

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    What's wrong with having a water bottle at a meeting?

    I usually just grab a glass from the water cooler.

    Don't know why I'd ever have a waterbottle at work.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    I jumped into Borderlands (2) for a little bit, and it is such a video game. Definitely written by video game people, who write for video games, and play video games.

    @Elki thank you for articulating this in two sentences better than I have managed in two paragraphs

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Mortious wrote: »
    What's wrong with having a water bottle at a meeting?

    I usually just grab a glass from the water cooler.

    Don't know why I'd ever have a waterbottle at work.

    The dont have a water cooler and/or glasses for it. Sorry I should have been more clear.
    It's a basic bitch setup.

    Deebaser on
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    We had a water cooler and cups at my old office and everyone would bring in their own bottles anyway.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Poor Frank can't play God of War : (

    fuck gendered marketing
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    either youtube is shitting the bed or my connection is, either way i'm pissed. i require entertainment

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Golf balls, are pretty diverse on the inside.

    Still the whitest sport.

    golf is awesome.
    dont hate.

    Have you talked about Palcohol, yet? "Irond Will"‌


    powder.jpg


    http://www.theverge.com/2014/4/20/5634132/us-regulators-approve-powdered-alcohol

    One small step for alcoholics.
    One giant leap for date rapists.

    Not to mention what's going to happen to teenager's noses as soon as they hear about this shit

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    da fuq happen to my night

    poo
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Golf balls, are pretty diverse on the inside.

    Still the whitest sport.

    golf is awesome.
    dont hate.

    Have you talked about Palcohol, yet? "Irond Will"‌


    powder.jpg


    http://www.theverge.com/2014/4/20/5634132/us-regulators-approve-powdered-alcohol

    One small step for alcoholics.
    One giant leap for date rapists.

    Not to mention what's going to happen to teenager's noses as soon as they hear about this shit

    And butts

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    And eyes

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    "I gave simple fruitful instructions! Do you think this is a funny joke here? You foolish imbeciles!" - the tv version of Fargo that's on right now

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Kana wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Golf balls, are pretty diverse on the inside.

    Still the whitest sport.

    golf is awesome.
    dont hate.

    Have you talked about Palcohol, yet? "Irond Will"‌


    powder.jpg


    http://www.theverge.com/2014/4/20/5634132/us-regulators-approve-powdered-alcohol

    One small step for alcoholics.
    One giant leap for date rapists.

    Not to mention what's going to happen to teenager's noses as soon as they hear about this shit

    That and it's probably easier to perform an alcohol enema with powder. No tampons or funnels involved.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Incarcerate all teenagers

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    I have trouble sleeping right now since I woke up at 1:30pm today.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    @Elldren @Thomamelas‌ @MrAnthropy‌ @desc‌ @Powerpuppies‌

    does everyone think they can make tomorrow night for the return of Mage?

    my out of town guests are all gone and I have no medical things going on and holy cow I mgiht actually be able to do this :)

    IN OTHER NEWS:

    I have the PDF of the new "Run & Gun" supplement for Shadowrun 5e and holy god it is the gear porniest

    lasers UNF

    monofilament chainsaws UNF UNF UNF

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Incarcerate all teenagers

    Incinerate all teenagers

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    If anyone is looking to play some borderlands 2 multi I am usually down for that on weekends or after 9 pm pst

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular

    does everyone think they can make tomorrow night for the return of Mage?

    my out of town guests are all gone and I have no medical things going on and holy cow I mgiht actually be able to do this :)

    IN OTHER NEWS:

    I have the PDF of the new "Run & Gun" supplement for Shadowrun 5e and holy god it is the gear porniest

    lasers UNF

    monofilament chainsaws UNF UNF UNF

    Yes, I can be around.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    l1360546384PT_015c.jpg

    my cat does this sometimes

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Oh damn and blast. I had to take the slower route home today (working a bit late) and now its going to be 45 mins until my bus shows up.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Let's go down the list, shall we?

    dinky conference room
    several different types of coffee cups so that I instantly know I'd have to pay for coffee
    At least three different types of computers, 7 year old shit box laptops and macs.
    who brings a water bottle to a meeting? Is that really a thing?

    yeah, i'm guessing it's byod

    i like the dude with the blackberry

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Damg it. I wasn't expecting a real poop. Now it's past my bedtime

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Kosh, yes

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    What's wrong with having a water bottle at a meeting?

    I usually just grab a glass from the water cooler.

    Don't know why I'd ever have a waterbottle at work.

    The dont have a water cooler and/or glasses for it. Sorry I should have been more clear.
    It's a basic bitch setup.

    well, there's always that one guy in every office

    you know the guy

    the guy who refills his water bottle from the water cooler

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    like, he can't be arsed to buy a reusable water bottle, he just brings in a bottle every morning

    makes a big deal about how he just came from the gym

    it's always one of those popup bottles that you suckle

    refills it in the water cooler, pops the top before suckling the plastic teat, then pushes the top back in every time

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    What's wrong with having a water bottle at a meeting?

    I usually just grab a glass from the water cooler.

    Don't know why I'd ever have a waterbottle at work.

    The dont have a water cooler and/or glasses for it. Sorry I should have been more clear.
    It's a basic bitch setup.

    well, there's always that one guy in every office

    you know the guy

    the guy who refills his water bottle from the water cooler
    this guy is a winner ime

    and handsome to boot

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    What's wrong with having a water bottle at a meeting?

    I usually just grab a glass from the water cooler.

    Don't know why I'd ever have a waterbottle at work.

    The dont have a water cooler and/or glasses for it. Sorry I should have been more clear.
    It's a basic bitch setup.

    well, there's always that one guy in every office

    you know the guy

    the guy who refills his water bottle from the water cooler

    We have that guy.

    But he uses a proper waterbottle. It's pretty fancy looking.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    like, he can't be arsed to buy a reusable water bottle, he just brings in a bottle every morning

    makes a big deal about how he just came from the gym

    it's always one of those popup bottles that you suckle

    refills it in the water cooler, pops the top before suckling the plastic teat, then pushes the top back in every time

    Is this a California brogrammer thing?

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I use my klean kanteen at work, it lives on my desk. Is this some faux pas? AM I ACCIDENTALLY SHOWING THAT I CARE TOO MUCH OR NOT ENOUGH PLEASE HELP I WANT TO BE COOL AT THE OFFICE

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    like, he can't be arsed to buy a reusable water bottle, he just brings in a bottle every morning

    makes a big deal about how he just came from the gym

    it's always one of those popup bottles that you suckle

    refills it in the water cooler, pops the top before suckling the plastic teat, then pushes the top back in every time

    Is this a California brogrammer thing?

    I don't work with any brogrammers (thank god) but it might be a California thing

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    I have a big cup with a straw for water. Its probably the only reason my kidnies can survive the amount of coffee I get through.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    the negronis i had this weekend were campari/bluecoat/punt e mes

    punt e mes should probably go on my list to pick up next time i cross state lines

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    like, he can't be arsed to buy a reusable water bottle, he just brings in a bottle every morning

    makes a big deal about how he just came from the gym

    it's always one of those popup bottles that you suckle

    refills it in the water cooler, pops the top before suckling the plastic teat, then pushes the top back in every time

    They should sell Water Tits, which are just like bags of water with a plastic teat.

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