I am tired, on account of having stayed up until 2:30am last night. Partying. At a pub's staff party. Which means: free alcohol all night long.
So you were busy fighting the temptation to drink, hence your wearied state of being this morning? Good man, Richy. It shows that you have a strong constitution.
I am tired, on account of having stayed up until 2:30am last night. Partying. At a pub's staff party. Which means: free alcohol all night long.
So you were busy fighting the temptation to drink, hence your wearied state of being this morning? Good man, Richy. It shows that you have a strong constitution.
Exactly. I'm exhausted from a long night of not drinking for free at an open bar in a pub.
I am tired, on account of having stayed up until 2:30am last night. Partying. At a pub's staff party. Which means: free alcohol all night long.
I hate you. I was supposed to be drunk last night at a friend's kegger, but I arrived two hours later than everyone else and the beer was finished. Plus it was hot and I wore too many layers and I reacted really poorly to two girls checking me out and had a terrible time.
I am tired, on account of having stayed up until 2:30am last night. Partying. At a pub's staff party. Which means: free alcohol all night long.
I hate you. I was supposed to be drunk last night at a friend's kegger, but I arrived two hours later than everyone else and the beer was finished. Plus it was hot and I wore too many layers and I reacted really poorly to two girls checking me out and had a terrible time.
I am tired, on account of having stayed up until 2:30am last night. Partying. At a pub's staff party. Which means: free alcohol all night long.
I hate you. I was supposed to be drunk last night at a friend's kegger, but I arrived two hours later than everyone else and the beer was finished. Plus it was hot and I wore too many layers and I reacted really poorly to two girls checking me out and had a terrible time.
I have to say, even though I enjoy the taste of wine and all, I still don't really understand the concept of social drinking. Why do you want to put yourself in a mentally impaired state to interact with other people?
I have to say, even though I enjoy the taste of wine and all, I still don't really understand the concept of social drinking. Why do you want to put yourself in a mentally impaired state to interact with other people?
Because otherwise clubs would go out of business. Nobody could do that sober.
Okay, that may not be true. It loosens you up some, so you're more likely to be relaxed and willing to participate in fun activities such as dancing or night swimming.
I have to say, even though I enjoy the taste of wine and all, I still don't really understand the concept of social drinking. Why do you want to put yourself in a mentally impaired state to interact with other people?
I actually interact with other people better drunk. When I'm drunk I forget that I'm awkward when surrounded by people I don't / hardly know.
Wait, what? How do you "react poorly" to something like that?
It caught me by surprise. This girl was looking at me from across the room smiling and appraising me and I got the impression that she liked what she saw and then my head jerked in the opposite direction faster than I could stop myself. Than I left the room and mentally chastised myself until it happened again with someone else, at which point the cops arrived and I began to concentrate on leaving.
I am tired, on account of having stayed up until 2:30am last night. Partying. At a pub's staff party. Which means: free alcohol all night long.
I hate you. I was supposed to be drunk last night at a friend's kegger, but I arrived two hours later than everyone else and the beer was finished. Plus it was hot and I wore too many layers and I reacted really poorly to two girls checking me out and had a terrible time.
Both of your stories sound like a better time than I had last night. My roommate was gone for the night, so I had people over to hookah and chat. Two girls who came both wanted my dick, and neither wanted to cede victory to the other, so they both stayed and bogarted my bed until motherfucking 4 in the motherfucking morning.
By the time that one of them lost her ability to stay awake and stumbled back to her room, I was too fucking tired to do anything with the other girl. So there I am, trying to get to sleep, fuming at myself for not kicking them out earlier(but what are you gonna do? I wanted to fuck too). Just as I was about to doze off, an hour and half later, the city starts laying asphalt right outside my fucking window.
I am so beyond tired right now it's not even funny.
I am tired, on account of having stayed up until 2:30am last night. Partying. At a pub's staff party. Which means: free alcohol all night long.
I hate you. I was supposed to be drunk last night at a friend's kegger, but I arrived two hours later than everyone else and the beer was finished. Plus it was hot and I wore too many layers and I reacted really poorly to two girls checking me out and had a terrible time.
Both of your stories sound like a better time than I had last night. My roommate was gone for the night, so I had people over to hookah and chat. Two girls who came both wanted my dick, and neither wanted to cede victory to the other, so they both stayed and bogarted my bed until motherfucking 4 in the motherfucking morning.
By the time that one of them lost her ability to stay awake and stumbled back to her room, I was too fucking tired to do anything with the other girl. So there I am, trying to get to sleep, fuming at myself for not kicking them out earlier(but what are you gonna do? I wanted to fuck too). Just as I was about to doze off, an hour and half later, the city starts laying asphalt right outside my fucking window.
I am so beyond tired right now it's not even funny.
On a completely unrelated note, Voodoo Doughnuts will be the death of me.
tElendil- I'm projecting my hate beams at you. Can you feel them? It should feel like a too tight hug from somebody with body odor of apocalyptic proportions.
I am tired, on account of having stayed up until 2:30am last night. Partying. At a pub's staff party. Which means: free alcohol all night long.
I hate you. I was supposed to be drunk last night at a friend's kegger, but I arrived two hours later than everyone else and the beer was finished. Plus it was hot and I wore too many layers and I reacted really poorly to two girls checking me out and had a terrible time.
Both of your stories sound like a better time than I had last night. My roommate was gone for the night, so I had people over to hookah and chat. Two girls who came both wanted my dick, and neither wanted to cede victory to the other, so they both stayed and bogarted my bed until motherfucking 4 in the motherfucking morning.
By the time that one of them lost her ability to stay awake and stumbled back to her room, I was too fucking tired to do anything with the other girl. So there I am, trying to get to sleep, fuming at myself for not kicking them out earlier(but what are you gonna do? I wanted to fuck too). Just as I was about to doze off, an hour and half later, the city starts laying asphalt right outside my fucking window.
I am so beyond tired right now it's not even funny.
I have to say, even though I enjoy the taste of wine and all, I still don't really understand the concept of social drinking. Why do you want to put yourself in a mentally impaired state to interact with other people?
In the middle of the night, the doorbell starts going off repeatedly. And it isn't a simple 'ding-dong'. It plays a little tune. It's a two piece wireless system (since the house didn't come with a fucking doorbell), the button for outside and a big noisy box for inside. It was raining last night, so I don't know if the moisture somehow fucked either of them up. Regardless, that box was going off. So I have to unscrew the back and rip out the batteries, all the while this thing is still going off and it's kinda loud. And then the batteries didn't want to come out, so I had to throw the thing on the ground to get it to loosen up some.
If they didn't hate each other I would have been all over that.
Just start taking off your clothes next time. Let it all flow naturally.
That only works when I don't want to sleep. Earlier that day I was going to change before a group of us went out so I said: "I'm getting naked now, so if you don't want to see something beautiful turn away"
There was a small concert at the school yesterday, and they had a DJ playing while the band got ready. I was chatting with the girl sitting next to me, and proceeded to mock the DJ for being boring and repetitive (among other things). And when he got done he came next to her and said "sweetheart, do you want to outside for a smoke?" and they left.
I drank 3 beers last night and I decided that running to the bus stop was totally awesome. I felt sick afterwards and almost had to throw up. . . Embarrassing.
If they didn't hate each other I would have been all over that.
Just start taking off your clothes next time. Let it all flow naturally.
That only works when I don't want to sleep. Earlier that day I was going to change before a group of us went out so I said: "I'm getting naked now, so if you don't want to see something beautiful turn away"
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I can still watch Star Wars and appreciate what it did.
The same cannot be said for an ice robot and people poorly floating around in a big room.
Marc Antony and Octavian are both fucking awesome.
And who says romance is dead?
I am tired, on account of having stayed up until 2:30am last night. Partying. At a pub's staff party. Which means: free alcohol all night long.
Heck yeah!
I need to start watching the second season.
So you were busy fighting the temptation to drink, hence your wearied state of being this morning? Good man, Richy. It shows that you have a strong constitution.
Have you watched The Tudors on Showtime at all? What do you think of it?
Help help help.
It just has syphilis.
Much more fun, if you like beat-em-ups.
I'm waiting to get an HDTV before I start watching that.
I hate you. I was supposed to be drunk last night at a friend's kegger, but I arrived two hours later than everyone else and the beer was finished. Plus it was hot and I wore too many layers and I reacted really poorly to two girls checking me out and had a terrible time.
But other than that, good times, right?
Oh ya, fantastic.
Because otherwise clubs would go out of business. Nobody could do that sober.
Okay, that may not be true. It loosens you up some, so you're more likely to be relaxed and willing to participate in fun activities such as dancing or night swimming.
He missed the "joke" part.
or homework
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I actually interact with other people better drunk. When I'm drunk I forget that I'm awkward when surrounded by people I don't / hardly know.
It caught me by surprise. This girl was looking at me from across the room smiling and appraising me and I got the impression that she liked what she saw and then my head jerked in the opposite direction faster than I could stop myself. Than I left the room and mentally chastised myself until it happened again with someone else, at which point the cops arrived and I began to concentrate on leaving.
Both of your stories sound like a better time than I had last night. My roommate was gone for the night, so I had people over to hookah and chat. Two girls who came both wanted my dick, and neither wanted to cede victory to the other, so they both stayed and bogarted my bed until motherfucking 4 in the motherfucking morning.
By the time that one of them lost her ability to stay awake and stumbled back to her room, I was too fucking tired to do anything with the other girl. So there I am, trying to get to sleep, fuming at myself for not kicking them out earlier(but what are you gonna do? I wanted to fuck too). Just as I was about to doze off, an hour and half later, the city starts laying asphalt right outside my fucking window.
I am so beyond tired right now it's not even funny.
tElendil- I'm projecting my hate beams at you. Can you feel them? It should feel like a too tight hug from somebody with body odor of apocalyptic proportions.
If they didn't hate each other I would have been all over that.
Either way, you get some sexin'.
To make those people tolerable?
That is my story.
80s karaoke.
That only works when I don't want to sleep. Earlier that day I was going to change before a group of us went out so I said: "I'm getting naked now, so if you don't want to see something beautiful turn away"
They all stood there and watched.
I needs my beauty rest Than.
Oops.
Also: phalla-sheep has started! yaaay!
pics or it didn't happen