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Creative Insults! (Quite Possibly NSFW)

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there haven't been enough Monkey Island insults in here

    There are no words for how disgusting you are.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there haven't been enough Monkey Island insults in here

    There are no words for how disgusting you are.

    Yes there are. You just never learned them.

    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    Kick_04Kick_04 Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there haven't been enough Monkey Island insults in here

    There are no words for how disgusting you are.

    Yes there are. You just never learned them.

    Glitch

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there haven't been enough Monkey Island insults in here

    There are no words for how disgusting you are.

    Yes there are. You just never learned them.

    I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    My sister once called me a 'pile of crumpets head'. We've no idea why, but it was amusing.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there haven't been enough Monkey Island insults in here

    There are no words for how disgusting you are.

    Yes there are. You just never learned them.

    I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.

    Oh yeah??

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I was not good at the insult swordfighting

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there haven't been enough Monkey Island insults in here

    There are no words for how disgusting you are.

    Yes there are. You just never learned them.

    I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.

    Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all!

    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    You fight like my sister!

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there haven't been enough Monkey Island insults in here

    There are no words for how disgusting you are.

    Yes there are. You just never learned them.

    I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.

    Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all!

    Only once have I met such a coward!

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    I've fought your sister!

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    My favorite thing ever was this post and the two immediately following it:

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/22227211/#Comment_22227211

    is that recording available anywhere?

    It should be, I'll just check if I've still got them all saved...

    Hitman 2:
    Part 1

    Part 2

    Part 3

    Part 4

    Part 5

    and Piggy Chimp plays Amnesia:

    Part 1

    Part 2

    Part 3

    Part 4

    I'm not able to test these at work, so I may have cocked some of these up or they might not work, but that should be it.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there haven't been enough Monkey Island insults in here

    There are no words for how disgusting you are.

    Yes there are. You just never learned them.

    I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.

    Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all!

    Only once have I met such a coward!

    They must have taught you everything you know!

    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there haven't been enough Monkey Island insults in here

    There are no words for how disgusting you are.

    Yes there are. You just never learned them.

    I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.

    Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all!

    Only once have I met such a coward!

    They must have taught you everything you know!

    Stinking_win.png
    I've had that image ready for six fucking hours - 'bout time you showed up :p

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I don't recall seeing @Piggy Chimp‌ around in a while, I wonder what she's up to

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I think she said that she liked the SE++ people, but that there was too many things going with it or something? Too many people?
    But that she was not going to keep posting.

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    JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    I got two from Seinfeld.

    Butterbean

    Caligula (in response to hedonistic acts)

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    RUVCwyu.jpg
    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    For the sad and unfortunate who cannot YouTube, the insult is:

    "Now listen here you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it's the only bang you're ever going to get, sweetheart."

    RUVCwyu.jpg
    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    You goddamned shitwheeling stankbanker

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    I like referring to people I disapprove of as 'dregs' because Batman has all the answers.

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    I was watching some Jimmy Carr standup the other day. He was bantering with some hecklers, when someone else shouted from the crowd for him to hurry up and shut them down so he could get on with his bit. He shouted back, "You can get my comeback when you scrape it off your mum's teeth!"

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    This has come up recently so I'll just quote myself here...
    Solar wrote: »
    The best (most funny) insult ever used on me was "foxtrot oscar you shandy-drinking bell-end"

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there haven't been enough Monkey Island insults in here

    There are no words for how disgusting you are.

    Yes there are. You just never learned them.

    I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.

    Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all!

    Only once have I met such a coward!

    They must have taught you everything you know!

    Stinking_win.png
    I've had that image ready for six fucking hours - 'bout time you showed up :p

    I am so proud of you two right now.

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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    Mailbox head or crumb-bum

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