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The Monday Night Mini-[Phalla] Wars: The War was taken to the Extreme!

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    Gizzy

    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Let's lock in Buddha73 as a placeholder, I think.

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Also, I'm in favor of an all-weekend day, given current trends.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Early Saturday close may be tough. I'm fine with extendering.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    Yeah, consider deadline extended. New close Sunday Night at 9PM EST. Note that narration will be delayed as Sunday Night is my tabletop day.

    Assuran on
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Yay!

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Gizzy I suppose!

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Gizzy

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    Buddha73Buddha73 Registered User regular
    O god i thought i died inactivate. Thank goodness the day was extended.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    Right, I'm playing this game. Whoops.

    Bedlam

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    I may not be some fancy phalla-man, but I hear that kime is trouble

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    This is true.

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Bedlam

    Switch Animal Crossing Friend Code: SW-5107-9276-1030
    Island Name: Felinefine
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    CuvisTheConquerorCuvisTheConqueror They always say "yee haw" but they never ask "haw yee?" Registered User regular
    Gizzy

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited June 2014
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    kime

    Baidol on
    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    ALSO, THE WEAK WWF IS ON THE PROVERBIAL AND LITERAL ROPES. GLORY TO THE TRUE WRESTLERS!

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    KIIIIIMEEEEEE

    God that feels good.

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Good things can't last though.

    Bedlam

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I know. It's sad :(

    Bedlam, sorry, but we gotta win, you know?

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Unfortunately for you, we will win.

    My existence is but a mere cog in the machine.

    Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine!

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    Buddha73Buddha73 Registered User regular
    kime

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    vote count?

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    kime

    Bedlam

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    rude

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Votes closed!

    Assuran is playing bored games!

    Talk amongst yourselves!

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Um...

    I've always loved you?

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Vote closed. Haven't looked at the PMs yet, so it might take awhile.

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Night 5: Wrestling taken to the Extreme.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOGXeGMH6_U

    From the Last Monday Night Raw ever…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhBaREV0zVw

    Let’s just let Paul Heyman explain where this one is going….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7AoX3LkxpA

    The Dead:
    JDarksun, Kevin Nash, WWF/WCW aligned

    Bedlam, Hulk Hogan, WWF/WCW aligned

    ECW aligns 7 out of 12 wrestlers remaining, fulfilling their win condition.

    The Victorious: ECW
    Kilroy, Rhino, aligned with ECW
    Gizzy- Tommy Dreamer, true believer of ECW
    Kime, Bam Bam Bigelow, converted true believer of ECW
    CapFalcon, The Sandman, true believer in ECW
    ObiFett, Sabu, true believer in ECW
    Radius, Raven, aligned with ECW
    Drez, Dean Malenko, aligned with ECW
    MegaFrost, Stone Cold Steve Austin, aligned with ECW



    Thanks to everyone for playing. I’ll post roles and my thoughts either later tonight or tomorrow after work.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    E C DUB
    E C DUB
    E C DUB

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I take full credit for the win. After all, I was on the same team as Obi, and that counts!

    Seriously, Obi did so much towards the win.

    Thanks for running Assuran! Curious as to your thoughts on the game.

    Hope the new people enjoyed it!

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Yay for softnetworking!

    Way to finish it ECW!

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    Role PMs (specials):

    Specials Roles:

    The Sandman

    You are The Sandman. You're a beer swilling, kendo-stick wielding, hardnosed sonofabitch. Yeah, you don't put on 5 star wrestling clinics, but then again, no one else in ECW has the entire crowd singing along to "Enter Sandman" when you make your entrance either.

    You are a true believer in the ECW cause and buy fully in Paul Heyman's hardcore vision of the future. ECW may not have the most money, but you do have the most passion.

    You are the muscle of ECW. Each night you may preform your finisher, the DDT into a chair on any player of your choice. However, if you use the move on a True Believer of ECW, the move will fail. Instead of 5 points of damage, your finisher deals 10 points of damage.

    You also start the game with 15 hit points.

    Win Condition: You win only if the wrestlers aligned to [color]ECW[/color] outnumbers the WWF/WCW aligned wrestlers at the night after day 5.

    Sabu


    You are Sabu. You're the The Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal, Death–Defying Man. You embody the very essence of Hardcore wrestling. You are famous for the bumps you take and the damage you inflict on others. Oh, and no one else can say they broke their neck TWICE for Paul Heyman.

    You are a true believer in the ECW cause and buy fully in Paul Heyman's hardcore vision of the future. ECW may not have the most money, but you do have the most passion.

    Your finishing maneuver is the Arabian Skullcrusher. Words don't do justice to the move, so check it out. Once per game, you may use it at any time to damage any player. If the player you choose is a True Believer of ECW, the finisher will fail and you cannot use it again. You may not use your finisher and your special ability, The Heart of the Prince, on the same night.

    In addition, your special ability, The Heart of the Prince, supersedes your defensive power. You choose one person and protect them from all harm once per night. If no one targets them, they instead gain 5 hit points, up to their maximum hit points. You cannot use The Heart of a Prince on yourself, but you may choose to use the standard ability if you wish to guard yourself.

    You are standard bearer of ECW. You have 1 additional action you may take once per night, besides the standard 3 moves.

    Fervor of the Faithful: You may convert one player who is at least partly aligned to ECW to fully embrace the ECW cause. Their win con will change to match your win con. This will have no effect if the player is not ECW aligned and will go into a 1 day cooldown.

    You also start the game with 15 hit points.

    Win Con: You win only if the wrestlers aligned to ECW outnumbers the WWF/WCW aligned wrestlers at the night after day 5.

    Tommy Dreamer


    You are Tommy Dreamer. You started your ECW career as a sissy wearing suspenders and were mercilessly mocked by the crowds. However, by the end of your run, the entire crowd chanted every time they saw you that "You're Hardcore", the highest compliment they could bestow upon you. There is a reason why they call you the Heart and Soul of ECW.

    You are a true believer in the ECW cause and buy fully in Paul Heyman's hardcore vision of the future. ECW may not have the most money, but you do have the most passion.

    Your finishing maneuver is the DDT. Sure, it's not flashy, but it is effective. Once per game you may use this finisher to damage any player. If the player you choose is a True Believer of ECW, the finisher will fail and you cannot use it again. You may not use your finisher and your special ability listed below on the same night.

    In addition, you have two special abilities:

    The first special ability is Searching for Allies. You may choose a target player and learn their alignment. This is a true alignment seer. This ability counts as your action for the night.

    The second power is Fervor of the Devoted. If a player normally aligned to ECW has been converted to be a true believer of another fed you may target that player and return their win condition to that player's default status. This is an additional ability you may use each night. If you use Fervor of the Devoted on a player not fully converted to the cause, this ability will go on a 1 day cooldown.

    You also start the game with 15 hit points.

    Win Con: You win only if the wrestlers aligned to ECW outnumber the WWF/WCW aligned wrestlers at the end of a night starting the night after day 5.

    WWF:
    The Rock:


    You are The Rock. You are the most electrifying man in Sports Entertainment. You are also a third generation star who only ever worked for the WWE (not counting small indies when you first started). Fearing the oncoming wrestling war, the Rock prepares to Lay the Smackdown on all his enemies candy asses.
    You are a true believer in the WWF[/b] having been born into Vince McMahon’s company. You buy into Vince’s vision for the future and will ensure that his vision succeeds at all costs.
    You are the enforcer of the WWF. Each night you may preform your finisher, the Rock Bottom. However, if you use the move on a True Believer of WWF, the move will fail. Instead of 5 points of damage, your finisher deals 10 points of damage.

    You also start the game with 15 hit points.
    Win Con: You win only if the wrestlers aligned to the WWF outnumber the ECW/WCW aligned wrestlers starting the night after day 5.

    The Undertaker

    You are the The Undertaker. First, yes, I know technically you served a stint in WCW. Whatever. As the Lord of Darkness, you portray a gimmick meant for an earlier time in Wrestling history. But you do it so well that the fans love you even in the Reality era (and beyond). You are considered one of the pillars of the WWE, the rock against all other promotions break. You ensure the Vince’s competition will Rest. In. Peace.

    You are a true believer in the WWF[/b], standing by Vince through thick and thin and always doing what is best for the WWF. You buy into Vince’s vision for the future and will ensure that his vision succeeds at all costs.

    Your finishing maneuver is the Tombstone Piledriver. Once per game, you may use it at any time to damage any player. If the player you choose is a True Believer of the WWF, the finisher will fail and you cannot use it again. You may not use your finisher and your special ability, The Will of the Dead Man, on the same night.

    In addition, your special ability, The Will of the Deadman, supersedes your defensive power. You choose one person and protect them from all harm once per night. If no one targets them, they instead gain 5 hit points, up to their maximum hit points. You cannot use The Will of the Deadman on yourself, but you may choose to use the standard ability if you wish to guard yourself.

    You are standard bearer of the WWF. You have 1 additional action you may take once per night, besides the standard 3 moves.

    Fervor of the Faithful: You may convert one player who is at least partly aligned to WWF to fully embrace the WWF cause. Their win con will change to match your win con. This will have no effect if the player is not WWF aligned and will go into a 1 day cooldown.

    You also start the game with 15 hit points.

    Win Con: You win only if the wrestlers aligned to WWF outnumbers the ECW/WCW aligned wrestlers at the night after day 5.

    The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels

    You are The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels, hereafter referred to as HBK. Before finding God in the early 2000s, you were legendary for antics, attitude, and cockiness.

    You lost your smile for a brief time and some say your only loyalty was to your Kliq, but you never left the WWE, which is more than most other wrestlers can say. That said, you have friends all over the business and they like to talk, positioning you to learn all sorts of valuable information you then hand over to Vince McMahon.

    You are a true believer in the WWF[/b], standing by Vince through thick and thin because Vince stood by you during your worst behavior. You buy into Vince’s vision for the future and will ensure that his vision succeeds at all costs.

    Your finishing maneuver is Sweet Chin Music. Sure, it's not flashy, but it is effective. Once per game you may use this finisher to damage any player. If the player you choose is a True Believer of the WWF, the finisher will fail and you cannot use it again. You may not use your finisher and your special ability listed below on the same night.

    In addition, you have two special abilities:

    The first special ability is Searching for Allies. You may choose a target player and learn their alignment. This is a true alignment seer. This ability counts as your action for the night.

    The second power is Fervor of the Devoted. If a player normally aligned to WWF has been converted to be a true believer of another fed you may target that player and return their win condition to that player's default status. This is an additional ability you may use each night. If you use Fervor of the Devoted on a player not fully converted to the cause, this ability will go on a 1 day cooldown.

    You also start the game with 15 hit points.

    Win Con: You win only if the wrestlers aligned to WWF outnumber the ECW/WCW aligned wrestlers at the end of a night starting the night after day 5.

    WCW:

    Goldberg:
    You are Goldberg. Your meteoritic rise to the top is based on your hard hitting, no nonsense style. You may not put on classics in the ring, but at one point, you were the most over men on the entire planet. You rack up victory after victory, leaving only the question of “Who’s Next?”

    You are a true believer in WCW. While the WWF fancies itself Sports Entertainment and ECW panders to a bloodthirsty crowd, Eric Bischoff’s WCW represents traditional wrestling and you will do all you can to ensure WCW prevails.

    You are the enforcer of WCW. Each night you may use your finishing move the Jackhammer Powerslam, an impressive feat of strength that only a handful of men ever kicked out of in your entire career. However, if you use the move on a True Believer of WCW, the move will fail. Instead of 5 points of damage, your finisher deals 10 points of damage.

    You also start the game with 15 hit points.
    Win Con: You win only if the wrestlers aligned to the WCW outnumber the ECW/WWF aligned wrestlers starting the night after day 5.

    Sting:

    You are the man known as Sting. You are the classic case of speaking softly and carrying a big stick (a baseball bat, in your case). When people think of WCW superstars, you are the first person most people point towards. Your loyalty to the company in real life means you are one of the few people never to step foot into a WWF ring after WCW folded. You literally bleed WCW.

    You are a true believer in WCW. While the WWF fancies itself Sports Entertainment and ECW panders to a bloodthirsty crowd, Eric Bischoff’s WCW represents traditional wrestling and you will do all you can to ensure WCW prevails.

    Your finishing maneuver is the Scorpion Deathdrop. Once per game, you may use it at any time to damage any player. If the player you choose is a True Believer of the WCW, the finisher will fail and you cannot use it again. You may not use your finisher and your special ability, The Strength of the Icon, on the same night.

    In addition, your special ability, The Strength of the Icon, supersedes your defensive power. You choose one person and protect them from all harm once per night. If no one targets them, they instead gain 5 hit points, up to their maximum hit points. You cannot use The Strength of the Icon on yourself, but you may choose to use the standard ability if you wish to guard yourself.

    You are standard bearer of the WCW. You have 1 additional action you may take once per night, besides the standard 3 moves.

    Fervor of the Faithful: You may convert one player who is at least partly aligned to WCW to fully embrace the WCW cause. Their win con will change to match your win con. This will have no effect if the player is not WWF aligned and will go into a 1 day cooldown.

    You also start the game with 15 hit points.

    Win Con: You win only if the wrestlers aligned to WCW outnumbers the ECW/WWF aligned wrestlers at the night after day 5.

    Diamond Dallas Page



    You are Diamond Dallas Page or DDP for short. You started in the business later in life, but you have many connections in the business. You are loyal to your friends and to the company that gave you a shot when no one else would. Now, you’re out to make the rest of the wrestling world feel the bang.
    You are a true believer in WCW. While the WWF fancies itself Sports Entertainment and ECW panders to a bloodthirsty crowd, Eric Bischoff’s WCW represents traditional wrestling and you will do all you can to ensure WCW prevails.
    Your finishing maneuver is the Diamond Cutter. The move is effective because it can be pulled out of nowhere and knocks them out cold at any time. Once per game you may use this finisher to damage any player. If the player you choose is a True Believer of the WWF, the finisher will fail and you cannot use it again. You may not use your finisher and your special ability listed below on the same night.

    In addition, you have two special abilities:

    The first special ability is Searching for Allies. You may choose a target player and learn their alignment. This is a true alignment seer. This ability counts as your action for the night.

    The second power is Fervor of the Devoted. If a player normally aligned to WCW has been converted to be a true believer of another fed you may target that player and return their win condition to that player's default status. This is an additional ability you may use each night. If you use Fervor of the Devoted on a player not fully converted to the cause, this ability will go on a 1 day cooldown.

    You also start the game with 15 hit points.

    Win Con: You win only if the wrestlers aligned to WCW outnumber the ECW/WWF aligned wrestlers at the end of a night starting the night after day 5.

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Villager PMs
    WCW/WWF aligned wrestlers:
    Kevin Nash/Diesel:

    You are Kevin Nash also known as Diesel in the WWF. You were part of the WWF, but became more famous as one of the founding members of the New World Order in WCW. It really doesn’t matter to you who win this war, the WWF or WCW as long as those checks keep rolling into your bank account.
    Your finishing move is the Jacknife Powerbomb.
    Win con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the WCW or the WWF. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Scott Hall/Razor Ramon

    You are Scott Hall also known as Razor Ramon in the WWF. You were part of the WWF, but became more famous as one of the founding members of the New World Order in WCW. It really doesn’t matter to you who win this war, the WWF or WCW as long as those checks keep rolling into your bank account.
    Your finishing move is the Razors Edge (known as the Outsiders Edge in WCW).
    Win con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the WCW or the WWF. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Hulk Hogan

    You are Hulk Hogan . You are probably the most important wrestler in wrestling history, but that doesn’t get you in special powers in this game. Sorry. Anyways, you were Vince McMahon’s cash cow before leaving the WWF and joining WCW, where you helped form the New World Order. As long as the money keeps flowing, you’ll back either the WCW or the WWF to win this war.
    Your finishing move is the Leg Drop.
    Win con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the WCW or the WWF. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    The Giant/Big Show

    You are the Big Show in the WWF and the Giant in WCW. Billed at seven foot, 500 pounds, you are one of the largest people ever to step foot in the ring. You started working at WCW, but moved over to the WWF where you soared to even greater heights. No pun intended. As long as either the WWF or the WCW wins, you’ll always have a well-paying job.
    Your finishing move is the Chokeslam.
    Win con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the WCW or the WWF. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Bret “The Hitman” Hart

    You are Bret “The Hitman” Hart. For the purposes of this game, we’re pretending you left the WWF with good graces and the Montreal Screwjob was just a work. Work with me here. You signed a lifetime contract at the WWF, but left shortly after to take more money at WCW with the blessings of Vince McMahon. As long as either the WWF or WCW win, the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be will do just fine.
    Your finishing move is the Sharpshooter.
    Win con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the WCW or the WWF. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Triple H

    You are Triple H. Okay, yes, I know in real life you’re dedicated to the WWF and married the boss’ daughter. This is fantasy land where I can book things however I want. That aside, you got your big break from WCW before moving over to the WWF for more money. As a part of the Kliq, if things go bad with the WWF, you’re always sure you can get a job down in Atlanta (WCW). Either of those two factions means you have a job, so that is where your loyalty lies.
    Your finishing move is the Pedigree.
    Win con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the WCW or the WWF. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Chris Jericho

    You are Chris Jericho. Okay, you had a cup of coffee in ECW, but you became a household name as the master of a 1004 holds in WCW and broke the walls down in the WWF. Given the fame and money those two companies gave you, you don’t care which one wins.
    Your finishing move is the Walls of Jericho.
    Win con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the WCW or the WWF. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    WWF/ECW

    Mankind/Cactus Jack

    You are Mick Foley known as Cactus Jack in ECW and Mankind in WWF. You melded the extreme of ECW with the promos of the WWF better than anyone else in history. Your match with the Undertaker at the First Hell in the Cell is stuff of legends. You left WCW with a really bad taste in your mouth, so you would prefer either the WWF or ECW emerge victorious. And remember, have a nice day!
    Your finisher is the Double Arm DDT or the Mandible Claw.
    Win Con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the ECW or the WWF. This is a
    nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Tazz

    You are the human suplex machine, Taz[/b]. You live by a simple creed, Fuck the World. You kick ass and take names and tell your opponents to beat you if they can, survive if you let them. You never worked for WCW, so you would prefer that either the ECW or WWF win the war.
    Your finishing move is the Tazmission.
    Win Con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the ECW or the WWF. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Rob Van Dam

    You are Rob Van Dam affectionately nicknamed the Whole Fucking Show. Your athleticism is unrivaled in sports entertainment during this time period and especially in ECW you emphatically live up to your nickname. You made more money in the WWF, but you embodied ECW’s free-wheeling spirit, so you prefer one of those two promotions win the war.
    Your finishing move is the Five Star Frog Splash.
    Win Con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the ECW or the WWF. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Stone Cold Steve Austin

    You are ”Stone Cold” Steve Austin. Okay, so you spent more time in WCW than you did ECW, but Eric Bischoff fired you, so fuck him. In ECW Paul Heyman let you germinate the character that would become the monster known as Stone Cold Steve Austin. You have a sense of loyalty to both Paul Heyman and Vince McMahon, so you’re fine if either one of those two win the war. And that’s the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so.
    Your finisher is the Stone Cold Stunner.
    Win Con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the ECW or the WWF. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Rhino

    You are Rhino or Rhyno depending on which fed you were currently in, master of the Gore, Gore, Gore! You were the ECW champion before moving over to the WWF where you teamed with Edge and Christian in one of the best three man comedy groups ever. You never got a chance to show what you could do at WCW, so either a WWF or ECW win suits you just fine.
    Your finishing move is the Gore.
    Win Con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the ECW or the WWF. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Buh-Buh Ray Dudley

    You are Buh-Buh Ray Dudley or Bubba Ray Dudley in the WWF (the Caucasian in the picture). You are ½ of the Dudley Boyz, one of the best tag teams of all time. You started in ECW where you made your name, but moved to the WWF when Paul Heyman could no longer afford to pay you. When you told your brother Devon to get the tables, someone was about to get wood. You would prefer if either the WWF or ECW won the wars.
    Your finishing move is the Bubba Bomb. Really, it’s the 3-D or Dudley Death Drop, but there are no tag team finishers in this game.
    Win Con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the ECW or the WWF. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Devon Dudley

    You are Devon Dudley , the African-American in the above picture. You are ½ of the Dudley Boyz, one of the best tag teams of all time. You started in ECW where you made your name, but moved to the WWF when Paul Heyman could no longer afford to pay you. When your brother Bubba told you to get the tables, someone was about to get wood. You would prefer if either the WWF or ECW won the wars. Oh, testify!
    Your finishing move is the Piledriver. Really, it’s the 3-D or Dudley Death Drop, but there are no tag team finishers in this game.
    Win Con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the ECW or the WWF. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    WCW/ECW

    Raven

    You are Raven . You’re my favorite wrestler of all time, but that doesn’t really help you much in this game. And yes, at some point you’ll go to the WWF, but for now work with me. You deliver emotional, smart promos about being from a broken home and having self-loathing and yet you somehow make EVERYONE hate you instead of pity you. You might be the most brilliant wrestling character of all time (in the eyes of Paul Heyman and Stone Cold Steve Austin, amongst others), but even your brilliant work in ECW couldn’t pay the bills, so you moved to WCW where you started the Flock. Eventually, you moved back to ECW. At this point in your career, you’d prefer that either ECW or WCW prevail. Quote the Raven, nevermore.
    Your finishing move is the Evenflow DDT.
    Win Con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the ECW or the WCW. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Rey Mysterio Jr.

    You are Rey Mysterio Jr. the best cruiserweight ever to ever grace the ring in the United States. Your highflying, high action matches made you a beloved fan favorite when you started in ECW, before winning over the crowds at WCW. At this point in time you have not gone to the WWF, so you’d prefer if either ECW or WCW win this war.
    Your finishing move is the 619, followed up by Dropping the Dime.
    Win Con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the ECW or the WCW. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Mike Awesome

    You are Mike Awesome . You are a legit big man who could fly around the ring like a cruiserweight, matching styles of everyone around you. You were the ECW champion until Paul Heyman couldn’t pay you, at which point you made the move to WCW. While WCW would saddle you with a lame gimmick I won’t lower myself to explain, you still put on decent matches. You would prefer that either ECW or WCW won because you can’t stand the politicking in the WWF.
    Your finishing move is the Awesome Bomb.
    Win Con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the ECW or the WCW. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Saturn

    You are Perry Saturn. First of all, you’re a legit bad ass in real life as an Airborne Ranger and you once stopped two men from raping a woman only to be shot by one of two attempted rapists, only you thought they punched you in the shoulder because you have big brass balls. In ECW, you were part of the hard hitting team named the Eliminators (look up the move total elimination to see what I mean) before moving to WCW. In WCW you teamed up and also feuded with Raven. This is before you would jump to the WWF with the rest of the Radicalz. For gameplay reasons, you’re pulling for a WCW or ECW win.
    Your finishing move is the Death Valley Driver.
    Win Con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the ECW or the WCW. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Dean Malenko

    You are Dean Malenko, the master of 1001 holds. You are veteran of the business, but the WWF has a bias against smaller men, so you never made it there. In ECW and WCW, you put on clinic after clinic. You are probably one of the most technically gifted wrestlers of all time. You would prefer that either ECW or WCW win because the WWF has no place for you until you retire.
    Your finishing move is the Texas Cloverleaf.
    Win Con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the ECW or the WCW. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Bam Bam Bigelow

    You are Bam Bam Bigelow. You played a monster heel in whatever fed you were in and were a legit tough guy. I mean, your head is tattooed in flames; of course you’re a badass. You put on a hellacious match with Taz in ECW and were part of the Triad in WCW, a trio of wrestlers who wrestled under Freebird Tag Team rules and held the tag team belts for quite a run. You worked for the WWF twice before this era, but by now you’ve realized you prefer the wrestling styles of ECW and WCW.
    Your finishing move is Greetings from Ashbury Park and it’s a good one.
    Win Con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the ECW or the WCW. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.

    Lance Storm

    You are Lance Storm. You are one of the best technical wrestlers in the world and held the tag team titles with multiple partners in ECW. However, Paul Heyman couldn’t pay the bills, so you left to join WCW. In WCW, you came into your own winning the Cruiserweight, United States, and Hardcore Titles. You formed Team Canada and fought with Booker T over the World Heavyweight Championship in multiple good matches. You realize your size would be a detriment in the WWF, so you would prefer if ECW or WCW win the war.
    Your finishing move is the Canadian Maple Leaf.
    Win Con: Starting at the end of the night after day 5, you must choose a side to align yourself with in the war, the ECW or the WCW. This is a nightly decision and you can change your mind every night if you so choose.










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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited June 2014
    @Hullis‌

    Did you organize the massive attack against me night one? If so you only left me with 1 HP after it.

    ObiFett on
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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Yeah, we went nuts trying to break the network.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    So were you all softnetworking without me and I kinda just lucked out in my choices, or what?

    Also, was my finisher in any way responsible for smackulating PwnanObrian into oblivion on Day 3?

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I thought Obi was dead...???

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Holy wow @Assuran

    You put some serious work into all the role PMs. Kudos man.

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