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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    You guys keep saying "all"

    I think my two copies of the book indicate that you do not know what that word means

    or i could know what the word means and have just been going on inaccurate information

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The latter episodes of Agents of SHIELD are reminding me of Alias, in a good way. It's that same sort of Spy vs. Spy funtimes but it's all a little more coherent and SHIELD has permission to go full wackadoo instead of just kind of teasing it the way Alias did.

    For as trepidatious as I was, initially, this has really turned into pretty addictive popcorn viewing.

    It really does turn around.

    And it does so in a way that forgives a lot of the first half of the season. It helped having all that foundation laid down for when the Cap 2 moment finally happened.

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    a cute girl matched me on tinder

    i was totally unprepared for this

    thankfully being taken totally unaware by something is less evident in text than it is in person

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    a cute girl matched me on tinder

    i was totally unprepared for this

    thankfully being taken totally unaware by something is less evident in text than it is in person

    oishdgpvihbna4fnk;asv

    i mean

    um

    hi back

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Oh my god nickname for Teddy Bridgewater

    Teddy Throwsevelt

    Should have sent a poet

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The latter episodes of Agents of SHIELD are reminding me of Alias, in a good way. It's that same sort of Spy vs. Spy funtimes but it's all a little more coherent and SHIELD has permission to go full wackadoo instead of just kind of teasing it the way Alias did.

    For as trepidatious as I was, initially, this has really turned into pretty addictive popcorn viewing.

    Also, hearing people go "Hayul Hyahdruh!" in a thick Southern drawl never, ever gets old

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    waiting for a call from an ex in about two hours

    she has "one question" she wants to ask me but didn't want to say what it was over email

    bets on how excruciating this is going to be out of 10

    9?

    it's probably going to be a 9.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    waiting for a call from an ex in about two hours

    she has "one question" she wants to ask me but didn't want to say what it was over email

    bets on how excruciating this is going to be out of 10

    9?

    it's probably going to be a 9.

    "does it burn when you pee?"

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh shit, I forgot about the Awesome Blossom at Chili's

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    When it existed, the similar style Awesome Blossom at Chili's was ranked "Worst Appetizer in America" by Men's Health magazine in 2008 for the unusually high totals of calories and fat, with 2,710 calories, 203 grams (1,827 calories) of fat, 194 grams of carbohydrates, and 6,360 milligrams of sodium, with as much fat as 67 strips of bacon.


    edit: I knew a guy who would order that for his dinner, and wash it down with a couple beers.

    I told you that in confidence, asshole!!

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    waiting for a call from an ex in about two hours

    she has "one question" she wants to ask me but didn't want to say what it was over email

    bets on how excruciating this is going to be out of 10

    9?

    it's probably going to be a 9.

    "Did you know that, statistically speaking, you now have chlamydia?"

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    waiting for a call from an ex in about two hours

    she has "one question" she wants to ask me but didn't want to say what it was over email

    bets on how excruciating this is going to be out of 10

    9?

    it's probably going to be a 9.

    Easy 7.25, best case scenario

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    spool I am saying your daughter is going to have sex with this australian hippie in january

    in case that wasn't clear

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I'm on the train coming back home way later than my normal time. For the first time I don't give a fuck. I love my boss. I don't care if I have to stay late for her, because I trust her to let me leave when I like when shit is light and when I have things I really need to do.

    OMG guys :<

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    onions a vegetable and michelle obama says to eat as many vegetables as i want

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    guys

    5th edition D&D seems like it will be okay

    there isn't anything i really don't like in the new PHB

    there's some stuff I'm meh about

    but I think it's going to be alright

    I think we'll get through this

    I hear 6th edition will bring about the end of pen and paper RPGs. Something about utilizing google glass for real-time stat updates and inventory keeping?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    waiting for a call from an ex in about two hours

    she has "one question" she wants to ask me but didn't want to say what it was over email

    bets on how excruciating this is going to be out of 10

    9?

    it's probably going to be a 9.

    okay so that one night when when I peed the bed,

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    guys

    5th edition D&D seems like it will be okay

    there isn't anything i really don't like in the new PHB

    there's some stuff I'm meh about

    but I think it's going to be alright

    I think we'll get through this

    I hear 6th edition will bring about the end of pen and paper RPGs. Something about utilizing google glass for real-time stat updates and inventory keeping?

    nothing that fancy mike mearls will just set wizards of the coast on fire

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The latter episodes of Agents of SHIELD are reminding me of Alias, in a good way. It's that same sort of Spy vs. Spy funtimes but it's all a little more coherent and SHIELD has permission to go full wackadoo instead of just kind of teasing it the way Alias did.

    For as trepidatious as I was, initially, this has really turned into pretty addictive popcorn viewing.

    Also, hearing people go "Hayul Hyahdruh!" in a thick Southern drawl never, ever gets old

    It's also the most phone notification ready of the hydras!

    But I eventually took it off my phone, because it's fucking terrifying to be woken up at 6am by HAIL HYDRA!

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    aw i really want to re-read pictures for sad children now and i can't

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    a cute girl matched me on tinder

    i was totally unprepared for this

    thankfully being taken totally unaware by something is less evident in text than it is in person

    alright Tav I am an internet datin' pro

    so here is some free advice for you on how to Seal The Deal

    step 1: don't fuck it up

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    I would be terrified if my ex called me

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    You guys keep saying "all"

    I think my two copies of the book indicate that you do not know what that word means

    Or you are lying on the Internet for attention. I mean really simon, two copies? Yeah sure.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    waiting for a call from an ex in about two hours

    she has "one question" she wants to ask me but didn't want to say what it was over email

    bets on how excruciating this is going to be out of 10

    9?

    it's probably going to be a 9.

    How long since you saw the ex? More than a handful of months? Were you having sex right up to the point that you were no longer together?

    If the question is "If it's a boy, what should we call him" I am so sorry.

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I named my guild in Etrian Odyssey HailHydra

    I didn't have enough characters to fit in the ?

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    maybe it will be "i kind of hate you but you're so good in bed we should have angry shallow sex on a regular basis"!

    that's probably it.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    aw i really want to re-read pictures for sad children now and i can't

    and you were all

    "oh, silly chanus, i know i only have to connect this one wire and it will be finished but why would i ever want a time machine?"

    and then you smashed it even though i implored you not to

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    aw i really want to re-read pictures for sad children now and i can't

    I have the entire archives on my compy, if you need a copy

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Was over at a mate and we saw the first episode of The Knick - which was cool and shows promise, hospital in 1900 New York is mah jam - and then we saw Snowpiercer, which was great fun

    fallout meets apocalypse now, on a train, would be a good description

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I would be terrified if my ex called me

    i have been drinking!

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    maybe it will be "i kind of hate you but you're so good in bed we should have angry shallow sex on a regular basis"!

    that's probably it.

    it's usually something awesome like that when they won't just tell you up front

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    a cute girl matched me on tinder

    i was totally unprepared for this

    thankfully being taken totally unaware by something is less evident in text than it is in person

    alright Tav I am an internet datin' pro

    so here is some free advice for you on how to Seal The Deal

    step 1: don't fuck it up

    if I fuck it up, I can be miserable later

    and I think that's all I'm doing this for

    my self worth was a bit high if i'm being honest

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Heads up Abdhyius‌, my stepsister, stepbrother, and their dad are on their way over to your lovely country tomorrow. They can be identified by the youngest one's (21) refusal to eat anything other than burger patties and garlic bread. Stand clear.

    @Ravenhpltc24 I will warn the sentries.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    syndalis wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The latter episodes of Agents of SHIELD are reminding me of Alias, in a good way. It's that same sort of Spy vs. Spy funtimes but it's all a little more coherent and SHIELD has permission to go full wackadoo instead of just kind of teasing it the way Alias did.

    For as trepidatious as I was, initially, this has really turned into pretty addictive popcorn viewing.

    It really does turn around.

    And it does so in a way that forgives a lot of the first half of the season. It helped having all that foundation laid down for when the Cap 2 moment finally happened.

    I didn't actually think the early stuff was even bad! I saw people wigging out about it and figured it must be the worst thing ever and it was actually just kind of myeh but occasionally better than that.

    I do wish they could have sprung for some more Samuel L. Jackson appearances early on. Fury's specter really hangs over the show and he's kind of critical to the plot but since SLJ is a Movie Star they have to keep kind of finding excuses not to have him around.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    maybe it will be "i kind of hate you but you're so good in bed we should have angry shallow sex on a regular basis"!

    the less successful follow-up by Carly Rae Jensen

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    wow, this episode of Nathan for You is existentially terrifying

    he comes up with a plan to market a toy for children by marketing it as the only way of proving that you're not a baby and wow... it's pretty messed up and kinda makes you wonder how much of advertising is as subversive

    like, maybe I'm the same as one of those kids that decides to get the toy so he can prove to the bully at school that he's not a baby

    ohgod

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    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    815165 wrote: »
    aw i really want to re-read pictures for sad children now and i can't

    I have the entire archives on my compy, if you need a copy

    that would be really cool of you if it is not too much troublé

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I would be terrified if my ex called me

    i think it depends on the ex

    a couple i'm still cool with so i'd just be all "hey what's up"

    others i'd be like

    I BURIED YOU DEEP, HELLSPAWN, HOW HAVE YOU RETURNED

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Man, I was looking up Russian TV shows and now all my youtube recommendations are Russia's funniest home videos. What nefarious tracking software (not cookies) is monitoring my browsing habits and bringing me content I am interested in?

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    The latter episodes of Agents of SHIELD are reminding me of Alias, in a good way. It's that same sort of Spy vs. Spy funtimes but it's all a little more coherent and SHIELD has permission to go full wackadoo instead of just kind of teasing it the way Alias did.

    For as trepidatious as I was, initially, this has really turned into pretty addictive popcorn viewing.

    It really does turn around.

    And it does so in a way that forgives a lot of the first half of the season. It helped having all that foundation laid down for when the Cap 2 moment finally happened.

    I didn't actually think the early stuff was even bad! I saw people wigging out about it and figured it must be the worst thing ever and it was actually just kind of myeh but occasionally better than that.

    I do wish they could have sprung for some more Samuel L. Jackson appearances early on. Fury's specter really hangs over the show and he's kind of critical to the plot but since SLJ is a Movie Star they have to keep kind of finding excuses not to have him around.

    Yeah, I was on board from like the 2nd or 3rd episode. The pilot was a little rough around the edges but the show itself is good fun, and became great towards the end.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    815165 wrote: »
    aw i really want to re-read pictures for sad children now and i can't

    and you were all

    "oh, silly chanus, i know i only have to connect this one wire and it will be finished but why would i ever want a time machine?"

    and then you smashed it even though i implored you not to

    i said it then and i'll say it now

    creating a time machine to commit sex acts upon dinosaurs is definitely a poor idea

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