@21stCentury Your internship is a marathon, not a sprint. Don't give 110%. Don't give 100%. Give like, 75% and use the other 25% on self care in the rest of your day
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I don't wanna be insensitive, but have you tried not yelling this during your interviews?
Dunno if this is joke-about-able or not. I know you've been workin' yer ass off for a while trying to find something. So, apologies if you don't need any stupid jokes about it right now.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
different meal, lower calorie count and entirely better for you.
Now watch me make this terrible for you again *rolls up sleeves*
This is what I've trained for ...
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
buys a box of granola bars to snack on between meals
eats the entire box before 9am on the first day
sobs quietly as someone carts him out in a wheelbarrow.
Bless your heart.
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
Chicken breast, brined, injected with cheddar cheese, cream cheese, and jalapeño mixture, breaded, deep fried, topped with bacon, in a ciabatta bun.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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TraceGNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam WeRegistered Userregular
I was completely unprepared for it to be a good game
I watched someone play it.
Kind looks a bit clunky on PC.
Sort of like Assassins Creed.
It even has the tower climbing like AC
The part I saw was a really bland looking environment though.
The person playing it was having enough fun though, which I guess is all that matters
I don't wanna be insensitive, but have you tried not yelling this during your interviews?
Dunno if this is joke-about-able or not. I know you've been workin' yer ass off for a while trying to find something. So, apologies if you don't need any stupid jokes about it right now.
We just haven't built a system that operates with a concept of security as fundamental to its structure. All the security we have is bolted-on and vulnerable, almost as an axiomatic principle. You know this stuff!
We built a system that would treat interference as outage and route around it, one that prioritized getting the data from a to b over making sure that nobody in between was listening to it.
The thing is, you absolutely can create private keys that protect the data during it's journey across the internet.
And you can tie those private keys nowadays to factors that are expressly individualistic (such as apples Touch ID or retinal scanning or any number of biometric solutions). You may only have the image and the number on your phone, but the payload will be in a database somewhere that only your keys can unlock your part of.
There is already a database that has your driving record and license in it. The police use that database all the time. The fact that I need to carry around a piece of paper that says what is already in an online system is dumb and backwards to me.
It may take another decade, but watch California and New York at a minimum float a digital identity wallet program.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I don't wanna be insensitive, but have you tried not yelling this during your interviews?
Dunno if this is joke-about-able or not. I know you've been workin' yer ass off for a while trying to find something. So, apologies if you don't need any stupid jokes about it right now.
dont listen to this guy. kidnap a class full of children, chain yourself in an elementary school gym, then you have the power and they have to listen to you
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
so two friends of mine (I'd go as far as to say a friend and an acquaintance) have started having sex
i'm pretty sure the friend i am much closer to is just happy to be in something vaguely resembling a relationship and is choosing to ignore the things i know she dislikes (casual sexism/racism, immaturity)
@21stCentury Your internship is a marathon, not a sprint. Don't give 110%. Don't give 100%. Give like, 75% and use the other 25% on self care in the rest of your day
Dis is actually a very important lesson in general w.r.t. jerb
Yeah, you wanna put in a good effort
But it's only 1/2 your day, 5 days outta 7
Gotta keep some gas in the tank for the rest of life
You can set lap records at work, sure
But you're not gonna reach the finish line
Oh god everything I say is a sports / motorsports metaphor
so two friends of mine (I'd go as far as to say a friend and an acquaintance) have started having sex
i'm pretty sure the friend i am much closer to is just happy to be in something vaguely resembling a relationship and is choosing to ignore the things i know she dislikes (casual sexism/racism, immaturity)
i'm wondering how long she'll put up with it
Depends on how well he throw that pipe
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
Spool I hate to say it but I think it is time to...
I don't wanna be insensitive, but have you tried not yelling this during your interviews?
Dunno if this is joke-about-able or not. I know you've been workin' yer ass off for a while trying to find something. So, apologies if you don't need any stupid jokes about it right now.
I mean, you often get decent people on the other side who fight in the courtroom but are cordial, polite, and while they do a good job of protecting their client, they don't try to dick you at every opportunity.
Then you get people who do try to dick you at every opportunity.
so two friends of mine (I'd go as far as to say a friend and an acquaintance) have started having sex
i'm pretty sure the friend i am much closer to is just happy to be in something vaguely resembling a relationship and is choosing to ignore the things i know she dislikes (casual sexism/racism, immaturity)
i'm wondering how long she'll put up with it
Depends on how well he throw that pipe
Genuinely can't tell from talking to her if he's actually the second coming or if she's just happy that her sex life isn't just regrettable drunken one night stands atm
We just haven't built a system that operates with a concept of security as fundamental to its structure. All the security we have is bolted-on and vulnerable, almost as an axiomatic principle. You know this stuff!
We built a system that would treat interference as outage and route around it, one that prioritized getting the data from a to b over making sure that nobody in between was listening to it.
The thing is, you absolutely can create private keys that protect the data during it's journey across the internet.
And you can tie those private keys nowadays to factors that are expressly individualistic (such as apples Touch ID or retinal scanning or any number of biometric solutions). You may only have the image and the number on your phone, but the payload will be in a database somewhere that only your keys can unlock your part of.
There is already a database that has your driving record and license in it. The police use that database all the time. The fact that I need to carry around a piece of paper that says what is already in an online system is dumb and backwards to me.
It may take another decade, but watch California and New York at a minimum float a digital identity wallet program.
I can't believe you don't see the potential for mayhem in the system you're describing. Identity theft is bad enough already! What you're proposing will make it worse, raise the stakes, and apply it to our government instead of just individuals within it.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
I don't wanna be insensitive, but have you tried not yelling this during your interviews?
Dunno if this is joke-about-able or not. I know you've been workin' yer ass off for a while trying to find something. So, apologies if you don't need any stupid jokes about it right now.
And if you haven't...maybe you should try shouting it?
Hiring managers like people who think outside the box.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
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Wait... 10oz would be like... 2, maybe 3, thighs wouldn't it?
I liked the one that was a top down co-op action rpg.
spool if I lose my job in nov and you're still not working we should just play games all day
On a bun.
With pickles.
And Ketchup
More Calories
More Delicious.
https://www.fatsecret.com/calories-nutrition/generic/chicken-thigh-ns-as-to-skin-eaten?portionid=5373&portionamount=1.000
I'm not saying gobble down a cake or anything, but the fatty chicken thigh could be seen as its own sweet treat.
They are tasty and absorb seasonings very well.
I don't wanna be insensitive, but have you tried not yelling this during your interviews?
Now watch me make this terrible for you again *rolls up sleeves*
This is what I've trained for ...
eats the entire box before 9am on the first day
sobs quietly as someone carts him out in a wheelbarrow.
were they playing on a keyboard?
because that's their own fault.
And filled with poison and the antidote to the poison.
The thing is, you absolutely can create private keys that protect the data during it's journey across the internet.
And you can tie those private keys nowadays to factors that are expressly individualistic (such as apples Touch ID or retinal scanning or any number of biometric solutions). You may only have the image and the number on your phone, but the payload will be in a database somewhere that only your keys can unlock your part of.
There is already a database that has your driving record and license in it. The police use that database all the time. The fact that I need to carry around a piece of paper that says what is already in an online system is dumb and backwards to me.
It may take another decade, but watch California and New York at a minimum float a digital identity wallet program.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
That is all.
Chu math, also known as honesty, is a great way to cry yourself to sleep every night.
dont listen to this guy. kidnap a class full of children, chain yourself in an elementary school gym, then you have the power and they have to listen to you
i'm pretty sure the friend i am much closer to is just happy to be in something vaguely resembling a relationship and is choosing to ignore the things i know she dislikes (casual sexism/racism, immaturity)
i'm wondering how long she'll put up with it
you'll never work in this town again!
*chomps cigar*
Dis is actually a very important lesson in general w.r.t. jerb
Yeah, you wanna put in a good effort
But it's only 1/2 your day, 5 days outta 7
Gotta keep some gas in the tank for the rest of life
You can set lap records at work, sure
But you're not gonna reach the finish line
Oh god everything I say is a sports / motorsports metaphor
@21stCentury
Have you considered working Sundays?
Because anything can happen on Any Given Sunday!
fuck the lego games for not having online co-op
http://38.media.tumblr.com/40eeb84183bb32e31ca3da603ce6e122/tumblr_ncgis7VONP1qj7r9ko1_1280.png
The middle picture is @Shivahn Crayfish Death Goddess
Depends on how well he throw that pipe
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
start looking elsewhere
The only way a chicken thigh is 500 calories is if it's deep fried in a vat a buffalo sauce and then dipped in TripleHoney Mustard
Wait
Spool
Have you tried yelling this during an interview?
Just sayin'
I don't ever want to talk to an IT person again.
Going around them would have immensely improved my life.
But they had to come in with their talk of VMs to run my app on and networking redundancy and big fuckin' UPSs
FFFfffffuuuuu
Then you get people who do try to dick you at every opportunity.
make twitch tv, call it "two south two grumpy" or something like that, monetize, and then never worry about working again
we started fooling around and i led her to my place
as i carried her into my bedroom i stopped,
then i woke up with a quite futile 'noooooo'
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Throwing away literally my whole life and running away to a foreign country is exactly the kind of short sighted decision I need to make right now
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Genuinely can't tell from talking to her if he's actually the second coming or if she's just happy that her sex life isn't just regrettable drunken one night stands atm
I can't believe you don't see the potential for mayhem in the system you're describing. Identity theft is bad enough already! What you're proposing will make it worse, raise the stakes, and apply it to our government instead of just individuals within it.
Wait
This is genius
And if you haven't...maybe you should try shouting it?
Hiring managers like people who think outside the box.
yes I'm sure spool's patented "oh my goodnesses" will just make the viewers flock in.
No one in portland has even called me back. Recruiters don't even reply to emails!
You've ruined my reputation in a city for the last time, skooples. There will be consequences.