Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
So guys, work is being a fascism and won't let me buy a $2300 Macbook Pro on my department's budget. They will however let me buy literally any computer from Dell, HP, or Lenovo. I might be able to get them to buy Asus or something if I find something great.
I like this one from Dell, but people seem to not love it in reviews. They say things like "the wifi straight up doesn't work" and "it has poor quality control". Does anyone own a hellishly expensive PC laptop they can recommend? I want something thin and light with an i7, a legit GPU, a reasonably sized SSD, and ~15" ultra HD screen. It can omit legacy garbage like optical drives and serial ports. Touchscreen is, oddly, a plus since all the software I write ends up on factory touchscreens anyway, so usability testing is a lot easier when I can do it continuously as I program.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
Holy fuckin' shit. Signing up for Dice is like opening the flood gates. I've talked to like 10 recruiters today starting at like 8:15 this morning and it's only just past lunch time.
frog rammer privilege
(I am exite for you!)
suuuuuuch privilege.
(Though gettin' woken up 40 minutes before I needed to be wasn't good)
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TraceGNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam WeRegistered Userregular
While certainly not the first time someone online has misrepresented their identity, the Drug Enforcement Agency may have violated Facebook's terms of service by creating at least one known fake account.
The DEA is being sued by Sondra Arquiett, who alleges that after an arrest in 2010 on drug related charges, her cell phone was seized and from there personal information, including revealing photographs of a personal nature, were used to create a fake Facebook profile. The fake profile was used to contact and friend other Facebook users in an operation straight out of a CBS crime drama.
In a letter to the DEA from Facebook's chief security officer Joe Sullivan, the company asked the DEA to "cease all activities on Facebook that involve the impersonation of others." Doing so expressly violates the company's terms of service. Among the terms violated include the prohibition of "claiming to be another person, creating a false presence for an organization," and providing "false personal information on Facebook," or creating an account "for anyone other than yourself without permission."
The DEA claims that Arquiett "implicitly consented" to the creation of the fake profile. Arquiett is seeking $250,000 in damages.
In a statement to the Associated Press, Justice Department spokesman Brian Fallon said that the creation of misleading or fake profiles is "not a widespread practice among our federal law enforcement agencies," but that a review is ongoing.
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spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
I only laugh at jokes about the size of android phones. Now that the iPhone 6+ exists, humor is dead.
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
Holy fuckin' shit. Signing up for Dice is like opening the flood gates. I've talked to like 10 recruiters today starting at like 8:15 this morning and it's only just past lunch time.
frog rammer privilege
(I am exite for you!)
suuuuuuch privilege.
(Though gettin' woken up 40 minutes before I needed to be wasn't good)
I give you no sympathy
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
what the fuck would implicit consent entail w.r.t. getting impersonated by the DEA
like, what the hell
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
Here is one of the main things Spiegelman talked about last night.
The woodcuts give everyone crazy eyes and the moral of the story is that Wall Street = THE LITERAL MOLOCH in that kind of slightly shrill Depression-era way, but I love it. 30s American social realist lit was my thing in high school (Steinbeck obv, Dos Passos, Sinclair Lewis, Thornton Wilder, Sandburg, etc etc) and this slots right in and I had never known about it till last night.
Plus obviously I feel like this stuff has a renewed relevance in the current era.
So I found out why they wanted me to talk to an executive coach. The CIO promised the coach that he wouldn't hire anybody else until the coach had a chance to talk to him, given that the last guy they hired was such a disaster
loooooool
I crushed that interview and the guy ended it by saying "it's a thumb's up from me, and good luck".
COME ONNNNN LETS FINISH THIS! HIRE MEEEEEE!
The number of hoops you are hopping through, I feel like the last part of your job application will involve climbing Mt. Midoriyama
you cannot be an IT director until you have faced your fears
and mastered them
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
So guys, work is being a fascism and won't let me buy a $2300 Macbook Pro on my department's budget. They will however let me buy literally any computer from Dell, HP, or Lenovo. I might be able to get them to buy Asus or something if I find something great.
I like this one from Dell, but people seem to not love it in reviews. They say things like "the wifi straight up doesn't work" and "it has poor quality control". Does anyone own a hellishly expensive PC laptop they can recommend? I want something thin and light with an i7, a legit GPU, a reasonably sized SSD, and ~15" ultra HD screen. It can omit legacy garbage like optical drives and serial ports. Touchscreen is, oddly, a plus since all the software I write ends up on factory touchscreens anyway, so usability testing is a lot easier when I can do it continuously as I program.
forget this one, can you possibly find a laptop that is over twice as much as the Macbook Pro
Your only required spec is maximum spite
3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
someone sent me a message being all "hey, wanna perform at a thing tomorrow? A friend recommended you and your youtube video is really good"
I forgot I had a searchable youtube video
It's like seven months old and kinda cringey to me now
It's all I've seen of your stand up. Update it so I can laff at jokez
was it like 2 mins long and start off with a giant logo? Cus that's the one I'm talking about. It shows up with my real name. I've got a real 10 minute one from a club that I did about two months ago and shared it around a lot here, but it isn't searchable because i like to send it onto promotors and the like.
So guys, work is being a fascism and won't let me buy a $2300 Macbook Pro on my department's budget. They will however let me buy literally any computer from Dell, HP, or Lenovo. I might be able to get them to buy Asus or something if I find something great.
I like this one from Dell, but people seem to not love it in reviews. They say things like "the wifi straight up doesn't work" and "it has poor quality control". Does anyone own a hellishly expensive PC laptop they can recommend? I want something thin and light with an i7, a legit GPU, a reasonably sized SSD, and ~15" ultra HD screen. It can omit legacy garbage like optical drives and serial ports. Touchscreen is, oddly, a plus since all the software I write ends up on factory touchscreens anyway, so usability testing is a lot easier when I can do it continuously as I program.
I got my ex an XPS a while ago and it was really good.
spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
DK - there is a Lenovo that has sli. That's pretty legit.
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syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
BIG PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR PEOPLE WITH IPHONES
If you have two factor turned on your iPhone/iCloud, and you update to 8.1, you will not be able to proceed to using your device unless you can send the authentication code to a device other than your iPhone (like an iPad), or have the recovery key handy.
Text messages and Push Notifications cannot come through until you get past this screen, and those are the two vehicles apple pushes those unlock codes through.
Yet another example of apple being a bit dumb right now. I'm fine because I keep my recovery codes for all my 2 factor shit in 1password, but still, that's Busch League.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
So guys, work is being a fascism and won't let me buy a $2300 Macbook Pro on my department's budget. They will however let me buy literally any computer from Dell, HP, or Lenovo. I might be able to get them to buy Asus or something if I find something great.
I like this one from Dell, but people seem to not love it in reviews. They say things like "the wifi straight up doesn't work" and "it has poor quality control". Does anyone own a hellishly expensive PC laptop they can recommend? I want something thin and light with an i7, a legit GPU, a reasonably sized SSD, and ~15" ultra HD screen. It can omit legacy garbage like optical drives and serial ports. Touchscreen is, oddly, a plus since all the software I write ends up on factory touchscreens anyway, so usability testing is a lot easier when I can do it continuously as I program.
My general rule is to avoid Dell like the plague or Ebola.
I would try to let them get you an Asus they are pretty damn good computers.
I had a friend with a Lenovo Yoga the two in 1 laptop/tablet and loved it. But not sure they will be up to the specs you want.
someone sent me a message being all "hey, wanna perform at a thing tomorrow? A friend recommended you and your youtube video is really good"
I forgot I had a searchable youtube video
It's like seven months old and kinda cringey to me now
It's all I've seen of your stand up. Update it so I can laff at jokez
was it like 2 mins long and start off with a giant logo? Cus that's the one I'm talking about. It shows up with my real name. I've got a real 10 minute one from a club that I did about two months ago and shared it around a lot here, but it isn't searchable because i like to send it onto promotors and the like.
So guys, work is being a fascism and won't let me buy a $2300 Macbook Pro on my department's budget. They will however let me buy literally any computer from Dell, HP, or Lenovo. I might be able to get them to buy Asus or something if I find something great.
I like this one from Dell, but people seem to not love it in reviews. They say things like "the wifi straight up doesn't work" and "it has poor quality control". Does anyone own a hellishly expensive PC laptop they can recommend? I want something thin and light with an i7, a legit GPU, a reasonably sized SSD, and ~15" ultra HD screen. It can omit legacy garbage like optical drives and serial ports. Touchscreen is, oddly, a plus since all the software I write ends up on factory touchscreens anyway, so usability testing is a lot easier when I can do it continuously as I program.
I got my ex an XPS a while ago and it was really good.
spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
My father in law for the note 4. He was showing me sample images to show how "great" the screen is. The color saturation is so over the top it almost made my eyes bleed. Might really hope there is a way to correct that. To me, it would basically be unusable looking like that. It was exactly like a tv in showroom mode.
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
So guys, work is being a fascism and won't let me buy a $2300 Macbook Pro on my department's budget. They will however let me buy literally any computer from Dell, HP, or Lenovo. I might be able to get them to buy Asus or something if I find something great.
I like this one from Dell, but people seem to not love it in reviews. They say things like "the wifi straight up doesn't work" and "it has poor quality control". Does anyone own a hellishly expensive PC laptop they can recommend? I want something thin and light with an i7, a legit GPU, a reasonably sized SSD, and ~15" ultra HD screen. It can omit legacy garbage like optical drives and serial ports. Touchscreen is, oddly, a plus since all the software I write ends up on factory touchscreens anyway, so usability testing is a lot easier when I can do it continuously as I program.
forget this one, can you possibly find a laptop that is over twice as much as the Macbook Pro
Your only required spec is maximum spite
This will be a real challenge without dipping into machines that feature neon vanity lighting and an impractically short battery life.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
I should probs get a separate apple ID from my wife at some point now that there's all this cloud stuff. maybe when I get a new phone.
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
Danky tell them you'll accept nothing less than this
i completly understand why people looked at me like i was insane when i defended taco bell in the past.
for years i've been navigated the mine field that must be their menu just by ordering fresco and chicken burritos. never the usual stuff on the billboards and what not.
if what i just ordered is indicative of what most people experience at taco bell then i'm deeply ashamed of society.
On a whole nother note. I absolutely understand why people say taco bell is vile now.
Whatever they put into this "big box" (although mine came in a bag because they were out of boxes) is absolutely disgusting.
I'm hesistant to call it food. It's more of a paste attempting coagulation. There's a semblance of flavor that I can only call salt and by product.
I saw this commercial during Walking Dead last night and it completely baffles me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fTAFvvg1Yo
Damn, that's some good looking fish and oh! I want to sink my teeth into that grilled corn and there's music and people dancing and everyone is fat and happy.
And then in the last five seconds Fast Food claims they have replicated this experience. No! I want real fish now! You can't jerk me around like this, Long John Silver!
So guys, work is being a fascism and won't let me buy a $2300 Macbook Pro on my department's budget. They will however let me buy literally any computer from Dell, HP, or Lenovo. I might be able to get them to buy Asus or something if I find something great.
I like this one from Dell, but people seem to not love it in reviews. They say things like "the wifi straight up doesn't work" and "it has poor quality control". Does anyone own a hellishly expensive PC laptop they can recommend? I want something thin and light with an i7, a legit GPU, a reasonably sized SSD, and ~15" ultra HD screen. It can omit legacy garbage like optical drives and serial ports. Touchscreen is, oddly, a plus since all the software I write ends up on factory touchscreens anyway, so usability testing is a lot easier when I can do it continuously as I program.
forget this one, can you possibly find a laptop that is over twice as much as the Macbook Pro
Your only required spec is maximum spite
This will be a real challenge without dipping into machines that feature neon vanity lighting and an impractically short battery life.
you're not looking for a product that works you're looking for a product that hurts.
So guys, work is being a fascism and won't let me buy a $2300 Macbook Pro on my department's budget. They will however let me buy literally any computer from Dell, HP, or Lenovo. I might be able to get them to buy Asus or something if I find something great.
I like this one from Dell, but people seem to not love it in reviews. They say things like "the wifi straight up doesn't work" and "it has poor quality control". Does anyone own a hellishly expensive PC laptop they can recommend? I want something thin and light with an i7, a legit GPU, a reasonably sized SSD, and ~15" ultra HD screen. It can omit legacy garbage like optical drives and serial ports. Touchscreen is, oddly, a plus since all the software I write ends up on factory touchscreens anyway, so usability testing is a lot easier when I can do it continuously as I program.
I got my ex an XPS a while ago and it was really good.
So guys, work is being a fascism and won't let me buy a $2300 Macbook Pro on my department's budget. They will however let me buy literally any computer from Dell, HP, or Lenovo. I might be able to get them to buy Asus or something if I find something great.
I like this one from Dell, but people seem to not love it in reviews. They say things like "the wifi straight up doesn't work" and "it has poor quality control". Does anyone own a hellishly expensive PC laptop they can recommend? I want something thin and light with an i7, a legit GPU, a reasonably sized SSD, and ~15" ultra HD screen. It can omit legacy garbage like optical drives and serial ports. Touchscreen is, oddly, a plus since all the software I write ends up on factory touchscreens anyway, so usability testing is a lot easier when I can do it continuously as I program.
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get more videos out, should be the obvious conclusion to this
It's too late. I've already seen everything.
It's all I've seen of your stand up. Update it so I can laff at jokez
Make a better one! With explosions!
his ball skills
I like this one from Dell, but people seem to not love it in reviews. They say things like "the wifi straight up doesn't work" and "it has poor quality control". Does anyone own a hellishly expensive PC laptop they can recommend? I want something thin and light with an i7, a legit GPU, a reasonably sized SSD, and ~15" ultra HD screen. It can omit legacy garbage like optical drives and serial ports. Touchscreen is, oddly, a plus since all the software I write ends up on factory touchscreens anyway, so usability testing is a lot easier when I can do it continuously as I program.
suuuuuuch privilege.
(Though gettin' woken up 40 minutes before I needed to be wasn't good)
I give you no sympathy
like, what the hell
@Thomamelas @Bogart @surrealitycheck @desc
Here is one of the main things Spiegelman talked about last night.
The woodcuts give everyone crazy eyes and the moral of the story is that Wall Street = THE LITERAL MOLOCH in that kind of slightly shrill Depression-era way, but I love it. 30s American social realist lit was my thing in high school (Steinbeck obv, Dos Passos, Sinclair Lewis, Thornton Wilder, Sandburg, etc etc) and this slots right in and I had never known about it till last night.
Plus obviously I feel like this stuff has a renewed relevance in the current era.
you cannot be an IT director until you have faced your fears
and mastered them
forget this one, can you possibly find a laptop that is over twice as much as the Macbook Pro
Your only required spec is maximum spite
NNID: Hakkekage
Whatever they put into this "big box" (although mine came in a bag because they were out of boxes) is absolutely disgusting.
I'm hesistant to call it food. It's more of a paste attempting coagulation. There's a semblance of flavor that I can only call salt and by product.
I went to Thai Son in Chinatown
Nothing in NY is amazing pho wise compared to other cities but Baxter st is usually pretty good
im really digging this new hit by Nick Jonas
was it like 2 mins long and start off with a giant logo? Cus that's the one I'm talking about. It shows up with my real name. I've got a real 10 minute one from a club that I did about two months ago and shared it around a lot here, but it isn't searchable because i like to send it onto promotors and the like.
I got my ex an XPS a while ago and it was really good.
http://www.dell.com/us/p/xps-15-9530/pd?oc=dncwx1603h&model_id=xps-15-9530
maybe?
If you have two factor turned on your iPhone/iCloud, and you update to 8.1, you will not be able to proceed to using your device unless you can send the authentication code to a device other than your iPhone (like an iPad), or have the recovery key handy.
Text messages and Push Notifications cannot come through until you get past this screen, and those are the two vehicles apple pushes those unlock codes through.
Yet another example of apple being a bit dumb right now. I'm fine because I keep my recovery codes for all my 2 factor shit in 1password, but still, that's Busch League.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
My general rule is to avoid Dell like the plague or Ebola.
I would try to let them get you an Asus they are pretty damn good computers.
I had a friend with a Lenovo Yoga the two in 1 laptop/tablet and loved it. But not sure they will be up to the specs you want.
@tav
er hm. i don't know actually? i feel like it was before I moved into my new apartment though and that was over 2 months ago.
That is a lot of screen for a 750M
This will be a real challenge without dipping into machines that feature neon vanity lighting and an impractically short battery life.
http://www.financialexpress.com/news/world-s-most-expensive-laptop/1299686
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for years i've been navigated the mine field that must be their menu just by ordering fresco and chicken burritos. never the usual stuff on the billboards and what not.
if what i just ordered is indicative of what most people experience at taco bell then i'm deeply ashamed of society.
I saw this commercial during Walking Dead last night and it completely baffles me.
Damn, that's some good looking fish and oh! I want to sink my teeth into that grilled corn and there's music and people dancing and everyone is fat and happy.
And then in the last five seconds Fast Food claims they have replicated this experience. No! I want real fish now! You can't jerk me around like this, Long John Silver!
the answer: backstreet's back
Front speakers are god damn civilization.
Why did no one do this before?
Had to use it a lot today talking to different folks on the phone and it is fantastic.
you're not looking for a product that works you're looking for a product that hurts.
...them.
...financially.
NNID: Hakkekage
@Sir Landshark Oh, no
I have not seen her since Saturday
Edit: well I mean
Goodbye kiss does not count
To dr there is nothing to report
Field scout desc over and out
Wow, I didn't even notice that. I got one 2 years ago and it had a 680M, I have no idea why they went down for the high end ones.
what
the
fuck