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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    My favorite books that I read in high school were 1984 and The Count of Monte Cristo. Both still phenomenal.

    I read Count of Monte Cristo. And despise it to this day.

    Just get it over worth. Kill them or don't. Stop being all fucking whiny.

    UGH!

    I know I have the minority opinion on this but gah. High school English can ruin books. And I was in honors for that one.

    I also had to read Huck Finn for the third time.

    Ugh.

    When my american lit instructor in my sophomore year in community college announced we were doing Huck Finn I was so annoyed. And I like Twain, but no amount of time or literary blowjobs changes the fact that it's a children's novel. It contains themes that can be understood by kids.

    But that instructor also introduced me to Larry Brown so I can't complain too much.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    My favorite books that I read in high school were 1984 and The Count of Monte Cristo. Both still phenomenal.

    I read Count of Monte Cristo. And despise it to this day.

    Just get it over worth. Kill them or don't. Stop being all fucking whiny.

    UGH!

    I know I have the minority opinion on this but gah. High school English can ruin books. And I was in honors for that one.

    I also had to read Huck Finn for the third time.

    Ugh.

    I had a lot of Twain growing up but that's a Connecticut thing. But Huck Finn just once. I read most of his short stories in school at various times.

    I like Twain's essays and his angry but funny rantings.

    His books not so much.

    I first read Huck Finn on my own in 3rd grade. Then again in 7th. Then again in 11th.

    Ugh.

    The thing with the last time it could of been Great Gatsby. It was teacher choice. Also that teacher was just horrible.

    Huck Finn is one of those things that needs to be read, as an adult, once but for which once is enough.

    hundreds of pages of buildup to one important moment but well worth it all the more for the wait

    just like life

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Oh shit Black Canary salmon ladder.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    But that instructor also introduced me to Larry Brown so I can't complain too much.

    is this gay slang

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    I didn't even re-read the full novel. Still got an A on my research paper. That was the one that Cass helped me obtain sources on, because my community college wasn't subscribed to dick in the way of journals so research papers were a hellish slog.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    my comp 101 prof was this old jewish guy who introduced me to like nikki giovanni and langston hughes and all sorts of good stuff

    it was like dangerous minds for suburban white kids

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    When my american lit instructor in my sophomore year in community college announced we were doing Huck Finn I was so annoyed. And I like Twain, but no amount of time or literary blowjobs changes the fact that it's a children's novel. It contains themes that can be understood by kids.

    But that instructor also introduced me to Larry Brown so I can't complain too much.
    And I like Twain, but no amount of time or literary blowjobs changes the fact
    literary blowjobs
    Tell me more about literary blowjobs...

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    But that instructor also introduced me to Larry Brown so I can't complain too much.

    is this gay slang

    Click my signature for hot gay blowjobs.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    *enters incognito mode, clicks frantically*

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    But that instructor also introduced me to Larry Brown so I can't complain too much.

    is this gay slang

    Click my signature for hot gay blowjobs.

    I've been misled

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    downlow mode

    in the parlance of our times

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    a

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    http://gothamist.com/2015/03/23/wassail_cider_bar_les.php#photo-2
    The LES Gets A Vegetarian Barstaurant Dedicated To Cider

    Six months.

    @Vanguard @syndalis @Shazkar Shadowstorm

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    why is it every time i fall asleep watching a show, when i go back to rewatch the episode from where i left off, i don't remember anything in the entire episode until i play it, and then i remember but i should have just watched the whole thing to save time

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    barstaurant

    do we really need a new portmanteau for something that already has a name?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Ugh, always forget how hot my house gets with the dryer on.

    Which is why the window is now open even though it is like 40 out.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    barstaurant

    do we really need a new portmanteau for something that already has a name?

    Exactly! why cant they just call it a Mixolo-Gastropub like everyone else?

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    her implied jewish exceptionalism always throws me off a bit but its much more reasonable when u get to the meat of wat shes sayin
    whats so weird about jewish exceptionalism they are the chosen people and also exceptional

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    barstaurant

    do we really need a new portmanteau for something that already has a name?
    Neologisms make me want to stab writers in the eye.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    barstaurant

    do we really need a portmantnew for something that already has a name?

    ftfyhth

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    *pours second beer*

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i got a talking to in high school because i was rolling my eyes too hard at another students shitty regurgitated 'analysis' of a book (i want to say. . . heart of darkness)

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Oh shit Black Canary salmon ladder.

    i have now watched this 10 times in a row

    do we have a gif

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    count of monte cristo made a crazy american bad-but-so-good sandwich though.
    so his character is like totes awesome

    Bless your heart.
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Layered Potatoes
    Turnips, mustard greens, gribiche
    21

    Twenty one american dollars for potatoes. You are out of your goddamn mind. Go home, Vegetarian Cider Barstaurant, you're drunk.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I just realized I won't probably make it to NYC before Deebs has baby.

    Sorry Deebs.

    You will be remembered.

    Hmmm....

    When do I want to hit up NYC.

    *considers calender*

    I will think on this come summer.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I just realized I won't probably make it to NYC before Deebs has baby.

    Sorry Deebs.

    You will be remembered.

    Hmmm....

    When do I want to hit up NYC.

    *considers calender*

    I will think on this come summer.

    you motherfucker

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I just realized I won't probably make it to NYC before Deebs has baby.

    Sorry Deebs.

    You will be remembered.

    Hmmm....

    When do I want to hit up NYC.

    *considers calender*

    I will think on this come summer.

    you motherfucker

    he has no good excuse either. He's like, 0 miles from NYC relatively

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited March 2015
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    barstaurant

    do we really need a portmantnew for something that already has a name?

    ftfyhth

    IwishIcouldhateyoutodeath.jpg

    evilbob on
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I just realized I won't probably make it to NYC before Deebs has baby.

    Sorry Deebs.

    You will be remembered.

    Hmmm....

    When do I want to hit up NYC.

    *considers calender*

    I will think on this come summer.

    you motherfucker

    he has no good excuse either. He's like, 0 miles from NYC relatively

    It's like a $4 bus ride

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I just realized I won't probably make it to NYC before Deebs has baby.

    Sorry Deebs.

    You will be remembered.

    Hmmm....

    When do I want to hit up NYC.

    *considers calender*

    I will think on this come summer.

    you motherfucker

    Deebs I can hardly stand to see you abandoned by so many of your compatriots in your hour of need

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I just realized I won't probably make it to NYC before Deebs has baby.

    Sorry Deebs.

    You will be remembered.

    Hmmm....

    When do I want to hit up NYC.

    *considers calender*

    I will think on this come summer.

    you motherfucker

    he has no good excuse either. He's like, 0 miles from NYC relatively

    It's like a $4 bus ride

    Ugh it rides through Jersey.

    That is emotionally taxing.

    u7stthr17eud.png
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I just realized I won't probably make it to NYC before Deebs has baby.

    Sorry Deebs.

    You will be remembered.

    Hmmm....

    When do I want to hit up NYC.

    *considers calender*

    I will think on this come summer.

    you motherfucker

    Deebs I can hardly stand to see you abandoned by so many of your compatriots in your hour of need

    hehehe

    oh man does having a babby do this so hard

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    @Thomamelas @Jacobkosh @Ludious I really should make list on these things.

    Directors of Winter Soldier taking over Avengers

    Sounds fine to me. I really liked Winter Soldier and the infinity war probably needs a slightly different feel compared to the first Avengers movie.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I just realized I won't probably make it to NYC before Deebs has baby.

    Sorry Deebs.

    You will be remembered.

    Hmmm....

    When do I want to hit up NYC.

    *considers calender*

    I will think on this come summer.

    you motherfucker

    Deebs I can hardly stand to see you abandoned by so many of your compatriots in your hour of need

    hehehe

    oh man does having a babby do this so hard

    See, my brother has great friends

    They're all (including my brother) around ~30 years old, but he's one of the few settled down and with babby.

    So they invite him out all the time, all the time, to go drinking, out on the town, etc.

    And he seethes, unable to escape his many responsibilities

    But sometimes wife is saintly and lets him have a weekend

    Is easier now that babby is older, in truth

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I just realized I won't probably make it to NYC before Deebs has baby.

    Sorry Deebs.

    You will be remembered.

    Hmmm....

    When do I want to hit up NYC.

    *considers calender*

    I will think on this come summer.

    you motherfucker

    Deebs I can hardly stand to see you abandoned by so many of your compatriots in your hour of need

    hehehe

    oh man does having a babby do this so hard

    your bros forget you exist apparently. you are shunned.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I just realized I won't probably make it to NYC before Deebs has baby.

    Sorry Deebs.

    You will be remembered.

    Hmmm....

    When do I want to hit up NYC.

    *considers calender*

    I will think on this come summer.

    you motherfucker

    he has no good excuse either. He's like, 0 miles from NYC relatively

    It's like a $4 bus ride

    Ugh it rides through Jersey.

    That is emotionally taxing.

    Train is $40 with sapphire points

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I have never abandoned a babied bro.

    But it is harder to pull them out because babe takes time. And wife takes time due to babe.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I just realized I won't probably make it to NYC before Deebs has baby.

    Sorry Deebs.

    You will be remembered.

    Hmmm....

    When do I want to hit up NYC.

    *considers calender*

    I will think on this come summer.

    you motherfucker

    Deebs I can hardly stand to see you abandoned by so many of your compatriots in your hour of need

    hehehe

    oh man does having a babby do this so hard

    See, my brother has great friends

    They're all (including my brother) around ~30 years old, but he's one of the few settled down and with babby.

    So they invite him out all the time, all the time, to go drinking, out on the town, etc.

    And he seethes, unable to escape his many responsibilities

    But sometimes wife is saintly and lets him have a weekend

    Is easier now that babby is older, in truth

    the fact that he gets invited at all means he is way, way better off than most

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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