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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    JPants wrote: »
    So apendix is more important than tonsils? Where do wisdom teeth fit in?

    Well has anyone told you are a dumb ass jpants? They didn't call them wisdom teeth for nothing! Fools how do you not know the importance of your useless body parts!

    Only like every other day.


    OK, my cold is starting to kick my ass again. Time to leave work and go get some real food and real drugs.

    Adios [chat]

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Do Hannah Mondana tickets really cost $3,000?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Adios Jpants, don't sneeze on people too much with your captain tripps.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    You were in a coma?
    I don’t remember.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Stood up for the fourth time this semester. Seriously, ladies, what the hells.

    Did you offer to put it in de butt?

    moniker on
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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh boy! Divisional Meeting time. See you [Chat]s later.

    LaOs on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Do Hannah Mondana tickets really cost $3,000?

    Hannah Montana is apparently some sort of sensation never seen before.

    My coworkers with kids talk about that show constantly.

    Gooey on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Stood up for the fourth time this semester. Seriously, ladies, what the hells.

    Time for Bloodhound Gang:

    Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
    The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
    See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
    No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
    I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
    You know who else posted this song? Wiggin.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Do Hannah Mondana tickets really cost $3,000?

    Hannah Montana is apparently some sort of sensation never seen before.

    My coworkers with kids talk about that show constantly.

    That's insane.

    She's not even hot. Or talented.

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    VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Veegeezee wrote: »
    Aw maaan

    Robert Bussard died.

    Who?

    The guy who thought up polywell fusion.

    Veegeezee on
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    JPants wrote: »
    So apendix is more important than tonsils? Where do wisdom teeth fit in?

    Well has anyone told you are a dumb ass jpants? They didn't call them wisdom teeth for nothing! Fools how do you not know the importance of your useless body parts!

    I don't have wisdom teeth or tonsils anymore. AND they removed my adenoids.

    OH NOES.

    When I was in a coma they took the time to remove my wisdom teeth.
    When I awoke months later I went to the denist complaning about how my teeth hurt. After several calls I am told that my teeth should not be able to grow back, I was confused then was told they removed them when I was in the coma earlier that year

    You were in a coma?

    I got shot full of holes in Iraq leading to massive blood loss.
    All I remember was someong saying your hit I looking down seeing an expanding pool of blood, I ran to the evac point, {it was only about 2 blocks over} I then arrive as I was telling someone that I needed medical help I fell over into the black
    I awoke months later with a need to puke because of the number of tubes in my throat.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Holy shit that's worse then a hitler, I wouldn't want to do anything the wiggs posted. Any Salv why did you get stood up? It wasn't the wife beater with the "I beat women like gingers" bumper sticker was it?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Stood up for the fourth time this semester. Seriously, ladies, what the hells.

    Did you offer to put it in de butt?
    No. And I'm sure when I call her tomorrow and am like "Hey like what the fuck" she'll just be like "Oh I'm so sorry I totally forgot"

    Like, gee, it's wonderful that I made such an impression.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I got shot full of holes in Iraq leading to massive blood loss.
    All I remember was someong saying your hit I looking down seeing an expanding pool of blood, I ran to the evac point, {it was only about 2 blocks over} I then arrive as I was telling someone that I needed medical help I fell over into the black
    I awoke months later with a need to puke because of the number of tubes in my throat.

    How big are your balls?

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    She's not even hot.
    She’s fourteen, so this is a little creepy.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    JPants wrote: »
    So apendix is more important than tonsils? Where do wisdom teeth fit in?

    Well has anyone told you are a dumb ass jpants? They didn't call them wisdom teeth for nothing! Fools how do you not know the importance of your useless body parts!

    I don't have wisdom teeth or tonsils anymore. AND they removed my adenoids.

    OH NOES.

    When I was in a coma they took the time to remove my wisdom teeth.
    When I awoke months later I went to the denist complaning about how my teeth hurt. After several calls I am told that my teeth should not be able to grow back, I was confused then was told they removed them when I was in the coma earlier that year

    You were in a coma?

    I got shot full of holes in Iraq leading to massive blood loss.
    All I remember was someong saying your hit I looking down seeing an expanding pool of blood, I ran to the evac point, {it was only about 2 blocks over} I then arrive as I was telling someone that I needed medical help I fell over into the black
    I awoke months later with a need to puke because of the number of tubes in my throat.

    I always wondered about that when someone gets really fucking hurt, so I can only guess they sent you home then right? I mean a coma is good enough reason to be shipped out?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    She's not even hot.
    She’s fourteen, so this is a little creepy.

    Meh.

    _J_ on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I want to make bratwurst
    I do not have a grill
    However, I do have a pot
    And a george foreman grill

    So what do I do? Do I like boil bratwurst with beer and onions and then brown them on the george foreman? is that how it is done? i need halp!

    NO ONE HELPED

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Go to H/A shazzkar though start it off talking about a woman and then just sneak the bratwurst question in there.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Stood up for the fourth time this semester. Seriously, ladies, what the hells.

    Did you offer to put it in de butt?
    No. And I'm sure when I call her tomorrow and am like "Hey like what the fuck" she'll just be like "Oh I'm so sorry I totally forgot"

    Like, gee, it's wonderful that I made such an impression.

    Next time offer to put it in de butt.

    moniker on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I want to make bratwurst
    I do not have a grill
    However, I do have a pot
    And a george foreman grill

    So what do I do? Do I like boil bratwurst with beer and onions and then brown them on the george foreman? is that how it is done? i need halp!

    NO ONE HELPED

    Brats do not require much effort.

    _J_ on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I got shot full of holes in Iraq leading to massive blood loss.
    All I remember was someong saying your hit I looking down seeing an expanding pool of blood, I ran to the evac point, {it was only about 2 blocks over} I then arrive as I was telling someone that I needed medical help I fell over into the black
    I awoke months later with a need to puke because of the number of tubes in my throat.
    Man. It’s good you made it through.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I want to make bratwurst
    I do not have a grill
    However, I do have a pot
    And a george foreman grill

    So what do I do? Do I like boil bratwurst with beer and onions and then brown them on the george foreman? is that how it is done? i need halp!

    NO ONE HELPED


    What kind of bratwurst are they? the semi cooked? the fully cooked?

    Yes your line of reasoning was one of the ways you can cook it

    Brainleech on
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    JPants wrote: »
    So apendix is more important than tonsils? Where do wisdom teeth fit in?

    Well has anyone told you are a dumb ass jpants? They didn't call them wisdom teeth for nothing! Fools how do you not know the importance of your useless body parts!

    I don't have wisdom teeth or tonsils anymore. AND they removed my adenoids.

    OH NOES.

    When I was in a coma they took the time to remove my wisdom teeth.
    When I awoke months later I went to the denist complaning about how my teeth hurt. After several calls I am told that my teeth should not be able to grow back, I was confused then was told they removed them when I was in the coma earlier that year

    You were in a coma?

    I got shot full of holes in Iraq leading to massive blood loss.
    All I remember was someong saying your hit I looking down seeing an expanding pool of blood, I ran to the evac point, {it was only about 2 blocks over} I then arrive as I was telling someone that I needed medical help I fell over into the black
    I awoke months later with a need to puke because of the number of tubes in my throat.
    This totally happened to me in TF2.

    Dynagrip on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Weeble the three legged kitten is my favorite animal ever.

    _J_ on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I want to make bratwurst
    I do not have a grill
    However, I do have a pot
    And a george foreman grill

    So what do I do? Do I like boil bratwurst with beer and onions and then brown them on the george foreman? is that how it is done? i need halp!

    NO ONE HELPED

    Don't boil them, that's for people who don't have any tastebuds. The george foreman really isn't all that great for making...well food that isn't a hamburger. I'd say steam 'em. Do you have something perforated that can act as a rack for the sausages over the pot of boiling water?

    moniker on
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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Weeble the three legged kitten is my favorite animal ever.
    :cry:

    Aldo on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    I want to make bratwurst
    I do not have a grill
    However, I do have a pot
    And a george foreman grill

    So what do I do? Do I like boil bratwurst with beer and onions and then brown them on the george foreman? is that how it is done? i need halp!

    NO ONE HELPED

    Don't boil them, that's for people who don't have any tastebuds. The george foreman really isn't all that great for making...well food that isn't a hamburger. I'd say steam 'em. Do you have something perforated that can act as a rack for the sausages over the pot of boiling water?

    Also, poke some holes in them with a fork. When red juice stops coming out they are done.

    Gooey on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Perforated rack? Man, all I have is a pot, a frying pan, a george foreman grill, and some tin foil
    I'm a college student
    I don't even have my own kitchen, its a floor kitchen with a lame electric stove

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    I want to make bratwurst
    I do not have a grill
    However, I do have a pot
    And a george foreman grill

    So what do I do? Do I like boil bratwurst with beer and onions and then brown them on the george foreman? is that how it is done? i need halp!

    NO ONE HELPED

    Don't boil them, that's for people who don't have any tastebuds. The george foreman really isn't all that great for making...well food that isn't a hamburger. I'd say steam 'em. Do you have something perforated that can act as a rack for the sausages over the pot of boiling water?

    Or get a real grill, and actually grill them.

    _J_ on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    I want to make bratwurst
    I do not have a grill
    However, I do have a pot
    And a george foreman grill

    So what do I do? Do I like boil bratwurst with beer and onions and then brown them on the george foreman? is that how it is done? i need halp!

    NO ONE HELPED

    Don't boil them, that's for people who don't have any tastebuds. The george foreman really isn't all that great for making...well food that isn't a hamburger. I'd say steam 'em. Do you have something perforated that can act as a rack for the sausages over the pot of boiling water?

    Or get a real grill, and actually grill them.

    Well, this I like and would do.. but I'm at college. In the middle of manhattan. I don't have no grill.

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Weeble the three legged kitten is my favorite animal ever.
    :cry:

    Is my sibling's kitten. He's chewing on my laptop power cable. That can't be good.

    _J_ on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Weeble the three legged kitten is my favorite animal ever.

    lil_brudder.gif

    moniker on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    I want to make bratwurst
    I do not have a grill
    However, I do have a pot
    And a george foreman grill

    So what do I do? Do I like boil bratwurst with beer and onions and then brown them on the george foreman? is that how it is done? i need halp!

    NO ONE HELPED

    Don't boil them, that's for people who don't have any tastebuds. The george foreman really isn't all that great for making...well food that isn't a hamburger. I'd say steam 'em. Do you have something perforated that can act as a rack for the sausages over the pot of boiling water?

    Or get a real grill, and actually grill them.

    Well, this I like and would do.. but I'm at college. In the middle of manhattan. I don't have no grill.

    hmmm..

    Do you have access to a broiler?

    _J_ on
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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Weeble the three legged kitten is my favorite animal ever.
    :cry:

    Is my sibling's kitten. He's chewing on my laptop power cable. That can't be good.

    nom nom nom

    Aldo on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Weeble the three legged kitten is my favorite animal ever.
    :cry:

    lil_brudder.gif

    nexuscrawler on
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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    I want to make bratwurst
    I do not have a grill
    However, I do have a pot
    And a george foreman grill

    So what do I do? Do I like boil bratwurst with beer and onions and then brown them on the george foreman? is that how it is done? i need halp!

    NO ONE HELPED

    Don't boil them, that's for people who don't have any tastebuds. The george foreman really isn't all that great for making...well food that isn't a hamburger. I'd say steam 'em. Do you have something perforated that can act as a rack for the sausages over the pot of boiling water?

    Or get a real grill, and actually grill them.

    Well, this I like and would do.. but I'm at college. In the middle of manhattan. I don't have no grill.

    Do you have a frying pan? And small amounts of water?

    ViolentChemistry on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    We got an oven that has the ability to broil, yes

    and a frying pan

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Perforated rack? Man, all I have is a pot, a frying pan, a george foreman grill, and some tin foil
    I'm a college student
    I don't even have my own kitchen, its a floor kitchen with a lame electric stove

    Then go to the student center and get the free grub your tuition is paying for. Also, electric stoves > gas stoves.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    We got an oven that has the ability to broil, yes

    and a frying pan

    I would broil rather than frying pan. I don't like cooking meat in a frying pan.

    Go for the broiling.

    _J_ on
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