brain spiders paying me a visit
time to get under a blanket and take a bite out of that netflix queue
same except i also went and got something exceptionally unhealthy and delicious from burger king as well
i'm struggling to find something that'll make me laugh audibly which is really what i'm looking for
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and on brain spider days if i'm watching something that gets genuinely romantic or sexual i pretty much have to turn it off and do something else that'll distract me for a while
I am a bit too drunk and I'm going on a date tomorrow night. She's cool, everyone knows I'm cool as a cucumber, I just hope I can bring all my charm ordinance to bear on this unsuspecting Fraulein. It can be kind of hard and I've lost out on hot lady persons in the past cause I can't get my conversational ass in gear.Don't fuck this up, champ!
Date went well. He was incredibly sweet, even better looking than his pictures, and we spent three solid hours just talking about stuff. Kisses well, too.
Date went well. He was incredibly sweet, even better looking than his pictures, and we spent three solid hours just talking about stuff. Kisses well, too.
My mom and her friend have become obsessed with trying to set me up with her daughter
Considering recent events I am working very hard to be polite about it
Considering recent events I don't think you're really obligated to be
She clearly feels guilty about it and has been spending a lot of time either trying to convince me that it was a good thing and that I should be happy she intervened or else just doing everything she can to shove me off into another relationship as soon as possible, like offering to pay subscription fees for a bunch of different dating sites because she thinks pay sites are inherently better for some reason
That or she just gets irritable and snappy at me out of a misplaced need to retaliate for the bad feelings she has adjacent to me
My mother is very good at finding selfish ways to be helpful and making you resent the fact that she's being generous
Because ultimately her interest in helping me meet someone has jack fucking shit to do with me and everything to do with her need to forgive herself. How I feel has no bearing on the situation, she's singularly concerned with assuaging her own guilt and if I'm not willing to go along with whatever scheme she has to balance the scales in her mind, say because I pretty deeply resent the fact that she snooped on the girl I was seeing behind my back and then pressured me into dumping her, then it's my fault and I'm the one being selfish and inconsiderate and unappreciative
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well all the things I called off/post-poned when Nida messaged me are back on with the addition of a couple other new girls I'm gonna hang out with soon
So there's that at least
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the answer.
Did I miss something speed, what happened with your mom?
Did I miss something speed, what happened with your mom?
I was dating a trans girl, things were going really well
And then my mom decided to look her up on Facebook and found out she was trans
And after a few days of gut wrenching deliberation I decided that it'd be better in the long run to break it off with her instead of putting up with my mom's shitball attitude since I'm still living at home and really have no way to get away from her for the time being
Never try to romance someone at a wedding/reception. Trust me.
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Well in my opinion don't make it an intent but if it happens naturally it's a great place for it to happen
Everyone's in a happy romantic mood and there's hella champagne
And man they don't even care how old you are they just give it to you
Though I guess it could have been because I was best man both times but still, seems like an oversight on their part
I was like 15 and at my sister's wedding the bartender made me a long island iced tea (which are delicious) and made a speech that made everyone cry. And then my dad got up and was super drunk and was (jokingly) mad he had to give his speech while he was crying because of me
And at my uncles wedding where I was also best man (he's not much older than me and we've always been really close) and 18, I was on a bunch of Xanax and drinking champagne and got up and gave an impromptu speech way too early that I remember none of but got a standing ovation
Never try to romance someone at a wedding/reception. Trust me.
I went to a friend's wedding a few years ago, and was designated as the wedding drunk, at specific request of the bride. I was double-fisting Black Russians for a couple of hours, and me being me, started to barf.
Went to the bathroom to let it all out, and apparently interrupted the hook-up of two gay gentlemen, each one invited by one or the other of the wedding couple for the express purpose of getting them together.
Never try to romance someone at a wedding/reception. Trust me. Someone will come in and start barfing next to you.
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same except i also went and got something exceptionally unhealthy and delicious from burger king as well
i'm struggling to find something that'll make me laugh audibly which is really what i'm looking for
I wish I could suggest something
but since Parks and Rec ended, I haven't seen a show that made me laugh
thx moon!
Does you Fitbit sound like Scarlett Johansson?
It's not blue or black. It's weird, tan and striped.
Oh, that's right.
It has a cute little penguin stitched into the cuff.
That's why I keep it.
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we are at the dinner table
and I am the only one too obsessed with food to look up and smile
This is an important trait to me. So I say you are doing good!
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Not sure how that's working out yet.
We are going out dancing right away though.
time to move on
You will be alright, you are like, crazy awesome.
Hugs bro.
Considering recent events I am working very hard to be polite about it
http://www.audioentropy.com/
What the heck
Considering recent events I don't think you're really obligated to be
She clearly feels guilty about it and has been spending a lot of time either trying to convince me that it was a good thing and that I should be happy she intervened or else just doing everything she can to shove me off into another relationship as soon as possible, like offering to pay subscription fees for a bunch of different dating sites because she thinks pay sites are inherently better for some reason
That or she just gets irritable and snappy at me out of a misplaced need to retaliate for the bad feelings she has adjacent to me
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Because ultimately her interest in helping me meet someone has jack fucking shit to do with me and everything to do with her need to forgive herself. How I feel has no bearing on the situation, she's singularly concerned with assuaging her own guilt and if I'm not willing to go along with whatever scheme she has to balance the scales in her mind, say because I pretty deeply resent the fact that she snooped on the girl I was seeing behind my back and then pressured me into dumping her, then it's my fault and I'm the one being selfish and inconsiderate and unappreciative
Fucking infuriating
http://www.audioentropy.com/
So there's that at least
I was dating a trans girl, things were going really well
And then my mom decided to look her up on Facebook and found out she was trans
And after a few days of gut wrenching deliberation I decided that it'd be better in the long run to break it off with her instead of putting up with my mom's shitball attitude since I'm still living at home and really have no way to get away from her for the time being
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Never try to romance someone at a wedding/reception. Trust me.
Everyone's in a happy romantic mood and there's hella champagne
And man they don't even care how old you are they just give it to you
Though I guess it could have been because I was best man both times but still, seems like an oversight on their part
I was like 15 and at my sister's wedding the bartender made me a long island iced tea (which are delicious) and made a speech that made everyone cry. And then my dad got up and was super drunk and was (jokingly) mad he had to give his speech while he was crying because of me
And at my uncles wedding where I was also best man (he's not much older than me and we've always been really close) and 18, I was on a bunch of Xanax and drinking champagne and got up and gave an impromptu speech way too early that I remember none of but got a standing ovation
Ah, weddings
I went to a friend's wedding a few years ago, and was designated as the wedding drunk, at specific request of the bride. I was double-fisting Black Russians for a couple of hours, and me being me, started to barf.
Went to the bathroom to let it all out, and apparently interrupted the hook-up of two gay gentlemen, each one invited by one or the other of the wedding couple for the express purpose of getting them together.
Never try to romance someone at a wedding/reception. Trust me. Someone will come in and start barfing next to you.