a strangely high number of disappointed father memes on the internet
i ... i wonder why that is
our generation is a dissapointment
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Oh my gosh the grad student I'm seeing secretly is incredibly excited about ren faires and I was joking about going to one but no we're definitely going to one on the weekend and she's gonna wear a corset
George Clooney once convinced someone on the set of The Monuments Men to take Matt Damon's costume in by a quarter of an inch each day. Damon was apparently trying to lose weight and couldn't understand why his clothes were getting tighter and tighter.
He did the same thing to Richard Kind I think
Also when he and Kind were roommates he cleaned out the litterbox for Kind's cat for like two weeks without telling him so he'd start to wonder if the cat was sick
Clooney then dropped a giant deuce in the middle of the litterbox
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SA does have a china emote. It's shit though.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Work decided to start using forum software for internal communication, starting with a forum for documentation, release notes, and questions about the software I wrote as a pilot program. The forum software is actually pretty good and supports bbcode and stuff. I have admin privileges.
It's me, my team in the US, a few german engineers using my software, and the whole china team, posting about problems. I answer questions and include pictures and stuff, which even though we are an engineering company, that makes me a wizard. I'm also slowly deleting the terrible emoticons and adding my own.
I added the following two GIFs to the emoticon library today:
We need these.
They're SomethingAwful emoticons, they have a huge number of flag+animal crying gifs
The US one is from something awful but I made the China one. Does SA have a china one?
Oh man it's amazing to me that all parents don't abuse that sort of trust. My dad took it as a sacred duty to fuck with us literally every time we asked for an explanation. He told us it was his responsibility to teach us that we could depend on nothing save our own research to find answers.
Which is why he told us snakes came out of toilets and ate bad children.
George Clooney once convinced someone on the set of The Monuments Men to take Matt Damon's costume in by a quarter of an inch each day. Damon was apparently trying to lose weight and couldn't understand why his clothes were getting tighter and tighter.
He did the same thing to Richard Kind I think
Also when he and Kind were roommates he cleaned out the litterbox for Kind's cat for like two weeks without telling him so he'd start to wonder if the cat was sick
Clooney then dropped a giant deuce in the middle of the litterbox
American Dad's reference to Clooney's love of pranks is legit?
Fucking McFarlane does his research?
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
It sucks knowing I'll never be able to use any kind of VR headset. Motion sickness precludes it.
I feel like they're going to be working overtime figuring out solid solutions to that. They seem to give even non-motion-sick people the ills, so it's possible they'll figure out to arrange it so that it literally does not produce the sensations that make you and I ill.
Buuuut yeah it does kinda blow to know it's a long shot.
It's not really possible. The disconnect between what your eyes are telling your brain and what your body is telling your brain in relation to movement isn't something you can program for. Heck, I get sick on motion rides like Star Tours, because even with the motion, it doesn't sync up with the visual well enough. My body's still telling my brain it's going one way while my eyes are telling my brain it's going another, and my brain goes "Conflicting signals, you've been poisoned, evacuate stomach contents."
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
Hahaha, Denmark's is a crying lego brick.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
George Clooney once convinced someone on the set of The Monuments Men to take Matt Damon's costume in by a quarter of an inch each day. Damon was apparently trying to lose weight and couldn't understand why his clothes were getting tighter and tighter.
He did the same thing to Richard Kind I think
Also when he and Kind were roommates he cleaned out the litterbox for Kind's cat for like two weeks without telling him so he'd start to wonder if the cat was sick
Clooney then dropped a giant deuce in the middle of the litterbox
American Dad's reference to Clooney's love of pranks is legit?
i love that instagram filter for when i take super artsy pics of billyburgian poetry
but anyway that picture is very evocative, somewhat of a crystal castles album cover, somewhat of watching my dog rummage through snow during civil twilight
Eddy on
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
It sucks knowing I'll never be able to use any kind of VR headset. Motion sickness precludes it.
I feel like they're going to be working overtime figuring out solid solutions to that. They seem to give even non-motion-sick people the ills, so it's possible they'll figure out to arrange it so that it literally does not produce the sensations that make you and I ill.
Buuuut yeah it does kinda blow to know it's a long shot.
It's not really possible. The disconnect between what your eyes are telling your brain and what your body is telling your brain in relation to movement isn't something you can program for. Heck, I get sick on motion rides like Star Tours, because even with the motion, it doesn't sync up with the visual well enough. My body's still telling my brain it's going one way while my eyes are telling my brain it's going another, and my brain goes "Conflicting signals, you've been poisoned, evacuate stomach contents."
Oh I know
Maybe they just have you inject a powerful paralytic prior to play, and hook up those mentally-controlled prosthetic arms.
Blameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered Userregular
Dad are you kidding
"Yes Maddy that thing with all the lights? Space ship. We're near NASA you know."
"Oh you see, when you're asleep Z's come off your head. Only grown ups can see them. *Periodically pulls back the shade on the pram when baby brothers are sleeping to 'let the Z's out'*"
"What's this? Chin, good job! What's this! Nose! Yes it is definitely Nose, not Eye. Nose."
It sucks knowing I'll never be able to use any kind of VR headset. Motion sickness precludes it.
I feel like they're going to be working overtime figuring out solid solutions to that. They seem to give even non-motion-sick people the ills, so it's possible they'll figure out to arrange it so that it literally does not produce the sensations that make you and I ill.
Buuuut yeah it does kinda blow to know it's a long shot.
It's not really possible. The disconnect between what your eyes are telling your brain and what your body is telling your brain in relation to movement isn't something you can program for. Heck, I get sick on motion rides like Star Tours, because even with the motion, it doesn't sync up with the visual well enough. My body's still telling my brain it's going one way while my eyes are telling my brain it's going another, and my brain goes "Conflicting signals, you've been poisoned, evacuate stomach contents."
Blameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered Userregular
Also he convinced us that one of his arms would periodically become possessed by some sort of spirit intent on tickling children that he had no control over whatsoever
Also he convinced us that one of his arms would periodically become possessed by some sort of spirit intent on tickling children that he had no control over whatsoever
spool = kojima???
snake = bleric???????????
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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Also I was convinced that grilled cheese sandwiches were called "girlcheese sandwiches" for like half my life
"Yes Maddy that thing with all the lights? Space ship. We're near NASA you know."
"Oh you see, when you're asleep Z's come off your head. Only grown ups can see them. *Periodically pulls back the shade on the pram when baby brothers are sleeping to 'let the Z's out'*"
"What's this? Chin, good job! What's this! Nose! Yes it is definitely Nose, not Eye. Nose."
George Clooney once convinced someone on the set of The Monuments Men to take Matt Damon's costume in by a quarter of an inch each day. Damon was apparently trying to lose weight and couldn't understand why his clothes were getting tighter and tighter.
He did the same thing to Richard Kind I think
Also when he and Kind were roommates he cleaned out the litterbox for Kind's cat for like two weeks without telling him so he'd start to wonder if the cat was sick
Clooney then dropped a giant deuce in the middle of the litterbox
American Dad's reference to Clooney's love of pranks is legit?
Fucking McFarlane does his research?
It wouldn't surprise me if McFarlane had been pranked by Clooney at some point.
I sorta get the impression that if you know him odds are you've been pranked by him even if you don't realize it
I kinda want a show where George Clooney and Joshua Malina just one up each other via pranks
It sucks knowing I'll never be able to use any kind of VR headset. Motion sickness precludes it.
I feel like they're going to be working overtime figuring out solid solutions to that. They seem to give even non-motion-sick people the ills, so it's possible they'll figure out to arrange it so that it literally does not produce the sensations that make you and I ill.
Buuuut yeah it does kinda blow to know it's a long shot.
It's not really possible. The disconnect between what your eyes are telling your brain and what your body is telling your brain in relation to movement isn't something you can program for. Heck, I get sick on motion rides like Star Tours, because even with the motion, it doesn't sync up with the visual well enough. My body's still telling my brain it's going one way while my eyes are telling my brain it's going another, and my brain goes "Conflicting signals, you've been poisoned, evacuate stomach contents."
Oh I know
Maybe they just have you inject a powerful paralytic prior to play, and hook up those mentally-controlled prosthetic arms.
I... think I'll just stick with a big screen.
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Also he convinced us that one of his arms would periodically become possessed by some sort of spirit intent on tickling children that he had no control over whatsoever
This is true, this is a real thing that affects like 85% of dads
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Also he convinced us that one of his arms would periodically become possessed by some sort of spirit intent on tickling children that he had no control over whatsoever
This is true, this is a real thing that affects like 85% of dads
George Clooney once convinced someone on the set of The Monuments Men to take Matt Damon's costume in by a quarter of an inch each day. Damon was apparently trying to lose weight and couldn't understand why his clothes were getting tighter and tighter.
He did the same thing to Richard Kind I think
Also when he and Kind were roommates he cleaned out the litterbox for Kind's cat for like two weeks without telling him so he'd start to wonder if the cat was sick
Clooney then dropped a giant deuce in the middle of the litterbox
American Dad's reference to Clooney's love of pranks is legit?
Fucking McFarlane does his research?
It wouldn't surprise me if McFarlane had been pranked by Clooney at some point.
I sorta get the impression that if you know him odds are you've been pranked by him even if you don't realize it
I kinda want a show where George Clooney and Joshua Malina just one up each other via pranks
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our generation is a dissapointment
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Wait.
I should get drunk
A subconscious counter to Yo Mama jokes.
dating is the best
she used to say that rain was god's piss and snow was angel shit
I mean it explains my coprophilia but
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
now that you have produced children evolution has shut down all of your instincts and drives to survive and procreate
"oh, the house is on fire" said Skippy, "better get out of here, I guess".
*looks for phone*
He did the same thing to Richard Kind I think
Also when he and Kind were roommates he cleaned out the litterbox for Kind's cat for like two weeks without telling him so he'd start to wonder if the cat was sick
Clooney then dropped a giant deuce in the middle of the litterbox
Yeah, it's a panda as well
Which is why he told us snakes came out of toilets and ate bad children.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
American Dad's reference to Clooney's love of pranks is legit?
Fucking McFarlane does his research?
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
It's not really possible. The disconnect between what your eyes are telling your brain and what your body is telling your brain in relation to movement isn't something you can program for. Heck, I get sick on motion rides like Star Tours, because even with the motion, it doesn't sync up with the visual well enough. My body's still telling my brain it's going one way while my eyes are telling my brain it's going another, and my brain goes "Conflicting signals, you've been poisoned, evacuate stomach contents."
American Dad is god damn prophetic.
Why do you doubt?
i love that instagram filter for when i take super artsy pics of billyburgian poetry
but anyway that picture is very evocative, somewhat of a crystal castles album cover, somewhat of watching my dog rummage through snow during civil twilight
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Oh I know
Maybe they just have you inject a powerful paralytic prior to play, and hook up those mentally-controlled prosthetic arms.
"Yes Maddy that thing with all the lights? Space ship. We're near NASA you know."
"Oh you see, when you're asleep Z's come off your head. Only grown ups can see them. *Periodically pulls back the shade on the pram when baby brothers are sleeping to 'let the Z's out'*"
"What's this? Chin, good job! What's this! Nose! Yes it is definitely Nose, not Eye. Nose."
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
But you have been poisoned.
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
a whole new meaning of "south paw"
spool = kojima???
snake = bleric???????????
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1989/07/30
#pwned
They were for girls!
It wouldn't surprise me if McFarlane had been pranked by Clooney at some point.
I sorta get the impression that if you know him odds are you've been pranked by him even if you don't realize it
I kinda want a show where George Clooney and Joshua Malina just one up each other via pranks
I... think I'll just stick with a big screen.
This is true, this is a real thing that affects like 85% of dads
I had this problem.
I also felt super-guilty whenever I ate a Brownie for years, because I knew girls who were in Brownies and I felt bad eating their friends
Being a kid is a friggin rollercoaster
By 2050 it is estimated to reach 97%.
There are no projections for a cure.
When I was a kid I'd watch my dad play colonization, but I misread some words and he found it too funny to correct.
It was a strange day when I learned that revolutionary guns were not "muskrats" and mounted soldiers were not "dragons."
We had two types of margarine in our house, the hard block kind and a soft spreadable kind.
My parents referred to the hard type as butter, and the soft type as margarine.
I didn't have butter until I was like 20.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
The man loves faking other people's stationary.