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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    And now I know Henry is one of the big engines that lead the train strike. So confusing him with Percy (a little engine and strike breaker) is, of course, absurd. Thankfully my son is paying closer attention to these things than I am, since he has a rail to run.

    Which engines are the filthy scabs?

    Cause fuck those engines.

    The most popular engines are the scabs, actually. Thomas and Percy. Edward is also a scab. They ran the railed during the strike. Edward and Percy were technically brought in to resolve the complaints of the big engines, but the big engines were still being kind of jerks even after their demand (to not have to deal with any of the logistics in the station to get their cars connected) was addressed. Technically it was a lockout, I guess, because Sir Topham Hatt locked the strikers in their sheds and then told Thomas, Percy and Edward to run the lines instead. In the end, it all worked out though.

    Jesus christ, anti-worker indoctrination and he's like, what, 4?

    you just can't trust those diesels man

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGjGDoiivnI

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Now I'm imagining an episode of Thomas the Tank Engine where the villain is a train with Vin Diesel's face.

    I ate an engineer
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Yeah you just can't trust Diesel man

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Seriously though, I don't get the no overtaking lines on a completely straight road

    If the UK did that anywhere vaguely rural would be paralysed by tractors

    Oh, we don't actually OBEY the double yellow lines. They're just there, like a lettuce leaf under a plate of fries or a gym membership. They're aspirational.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Yeah you just can't trust Diesel man

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    those curtain calls

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    ahhh it is nine and i should probably clean up after party but my brain is just going fast doing nothing

    wheel spinning, hamster dead

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Ah, fuck.

    So we don't usually do much for the 4th and a friend asked me to work at the fireworks stand he does every year (and makes a good chunk of cash at). I was like

    YEAH TOTALLY

    But he just texted me "Hey so we actually have enough people, so don't worry about it!"

    ???

    I was not doing this out of the goodness of my heart, dude, I was doing it because it involved money

    *irritated*

    ...thats not cool.

    Yeah he asked me weeks ago and I'd planned a bunch of stuff around it and also I really really would like to have the money (people who work at this thing generally make in upwards of $200 apiece)
    I'm like

    ??
    what the hell

    Tell him

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    ahhh it is nine and i should probably clean up after party but my brain is just going fast doing nothing

    wheel spinning, hamster dead

    I know what you could do about this: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ABbpNAtCE7c/VMm8M8vpJsI/AAAAAAAAGXw/Q0ZbJhFz6_E/s1600/TriviaNight2015_PostcardFront.jpg

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Haha, so I went on that date and I think she really likes me (she came back to my place and played Smash, and she keeps texting me), but I didn't have to talk to her about the fact that I make a porn game yet because she literally did not ask me a single question the entire date :P. I kept up the conversation pretty well despite that, but man she's going to realize later that she doesn't actually know anything about me yet :P.

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Haha, so I went on that date and I think she really likes me (she came back to my place and played Smash, and she keeps texting me), but I didn't have to talk to her about the fact that I make a porn game yet because she literally did not ask me a single question the entire date :P. I kept up the conversation pretty well despite that, but man she's going to realize later that she doesn't actually know anything about me yet :P.

    Good date is good date. Don't over analyze, just enjoy the moment.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    ahhh it is nine and i should probably clean up after party but my brain is just going fast doing nothing

    wheel spinning, hamster dead

    I know what you could do about this: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ABbpNAtCE7c/VMm8M8vpJsI/AAAAAAAAGXw/Q0ZbJhFz6_E/s1600/TriviaNight2015_PostcardFront.jpg

    trivia so fun

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Also I won bar trivia on Thursday.

    Hey old people who play bar trivia, watch the fuck out Winky's on the circuit.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Haha, so I went on that date and I think she really likes me (she came back to my place and smashed.

    you dog you

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    ahhh it is nine and i should probably clean up after party but my brain is just going fast doing nothing

    wheel spinning, hamster dead

    I know what you could do about this: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ABbpNAtCE7c/VMm8M8vpJsI/AAAAAAAAGXw/Q0ZbJhFz6_E/s1600/TriviaNight2015_PostcardFront.jpg

    trivia so fun

    Also you can put on your thinking cat to wake up your exhausted brain.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    @Arch @Shivahn
    Although nematode research was initiated in Europe and benefited from tight personal connections, most groups are now located in the US and all support sites function there.
    European researchers salty that their c. elegans research monopoly has crumbled.

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    And now I know Henry is one of the big engines that lead the train strike. So confusing him with Percy (a little engine and strike breaker) is, of course, absurd. Thankfully my son is paying closer attention to these things than I am, since he has a rail to run.

    Which engines are the filthy scabs?

    Cause fuck those engines.

    The most popular engines are the scabs, actually. Thomas and Percy. Edward is also a scab. They ran the railed during the strike. Edward and Percy were technically brought in to resolve the complaints of the big engines, but the big engines were still being kind of jerks even after their demand (to not have to deal with any of the logistics in the station to get their cars connected) was addressed. Technically it was a lockout, I guess, because Sir Topham Hatt locked the strikers in their sheds and then told Thomas, Percy and Edward to run the lines instead. In the end, it all worked out though.

    Jesus christ, anti-worker indoctrination and he's like, what, 4?

    you just can't trust those diesels man

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGjGDoiivnI

    so yesterday it's calling steam engines "steamies" and today it's "you just can't trust those diesels"?

    my god

    you're not a train racist

    you're train hitler

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Awesome, just got back from seeing Ira Glass. Super fun talk but that guy says "like" a looooooooot

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    shryke wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    And now I know Henry is one of the big engines that lead the train strike. So confusing him with Percy (a little engine and strike breaker) is, of course, absurd. Thankfully my son is paying closer attention to these things than I am, since he has a rail to run.

    Which engines are the filthy scabs?

    Cause fuck those engines.

    The most popular engines are the scabs, actually. Thomas and Percy. Edward is also a scab. They ran the railed during the strike. Edward and Percy were technically brought in to resolve the complaints of the big engines, but the big engines were still being kind of jerks even after their demand (to not have to deal with any of the logistics in the station to get their cars connected) was addressed. Technically it was a lockout, I guess, because Sir Topham Hatt locked the strikers in their sheds and then told Thomas, Percy and Edward to run the lines instead. In the end, it all worked out though.

    Jesus christ, anti-worker indoctrination and he's like, what, 4?

    2. Never too early to learn a valuable lesson.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Because of Winky, the first question I will ask on every date from now on is, "Are you an active digital pornographer?"

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Because of Winky, the first question I will ask on every date from now on is, "Are you an active digital pornographer?"
    I will pay you money* to actually do this

    *that is not mine

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Because of Winky, the first question I will ask on every date from now on is, "Are you an active digital pornographer?"
    I will pay you money* to actually do this

    *that is not mine

    you uh. . .don't have to because he does.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    I would like to confess. That my final weekend in my apartment before things get. . .less. . .fun.
    was a miserable failure.

    but i am not deterred. and i am not unhappy.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Because of Winky, the first question I will ask on every date from now on is, "Are you an active digital pornographer?"
    I will pay you money* to actually do this

    *that is not mine

    Pfft, money's money.

    Off to J-Date I go!

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Because of Winky, the first question I will ask on every date from now on is, "Are you an active digital pornographer?"

    Leno's Tonight Show set up the bandleader at the time, Kevin Eubanks, by going out and talking to random women on the street until they found one who'd go on a date with him.


    They found out after the fact she made porn.


    That question is probably way more legit in southern California.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXKZDflFzu4

    @tav i accidentally randomed and ran into high school DUE.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    People being smart say they are streaming one batman game but really they streaming Arkham Knight

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Bored at work we were coming up with the frat-iest drink we could. The only criteria were that it had to be both offensive and not something anyone would actually want to drink. Our first effort was: The Unplanned Pregnancy. It's four straight shots of tequila then you slam a 16 ounce can of Red Bull, and with that much drunk energy something is going home pregnant.

    Then we added a difficulty modifier, that it had to be done either listening to Skrillex's Bangarang or literally anything by Widespread Panic.

    Then we came up with a variant: The Plan B. It's the same as The Unplanned Pregnancy, except you do it after you're at least 6 beers deep. That way you enjoy it, but soon regret it, and it doesn't stay inside you very long.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    so i just tried to type dumb words into google by virtue of saturday night drunken boredom

    and i ended up with the title of an iggy pop song

    . . .huh

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Im uhh at this wedding in laguna beach right now where half the people are super Christian and half of us are super not

    So the not Christian brother of the Christian bride had to say a prayer before the dinner..

    "Please uh, let us party hard, amen"

    Mother fucker just quoted Andrew w. K. in a wedding prayer

    Best moment of my life

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    @jacobkosh go on steam i need to holla at ya playa

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXKZDflFzu4

    @tav i accidentally randomed and ran into high school DUE.

    I hate the screamo stuff but that was actually really worth listening to

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXKZDflFzu4

    @tav i accidentally randomed and ran into high school DUE.

    I hate the screamo stuff but that was actually really worth listening to

    That's more hardcore/metalcore. Screamo is stuff like My Chemical Romance.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    @Rear Admiral Choco One of my Massive Chalice heroes acquired the nickname "Wriggly" when she gunned down a monster.

    She served bravely until she died of old age in the middle of a battle several decades later.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Im uhh at this wedding in laguna beach right now where half the people are super Christian and half of us are super not

    So the not Christian brother of the Christian bride had to say a prayer before the dinner..

    "Please uh, let us party hard, amen"

    Mother fucker just quoted Andrew w. K. in a wedding prayer

    Best moment of my life

    It's a nice night out, enjoy the wedding!

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    spool32 wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXKZDflFzu4

    @tav i accidentally randomed and ran into high school DUE.

    I hate the screamo stuff but that was actually really worth listening to

    That's more hardcore/metalcore. Screamo is stuff like My Chemical Romance.

    idk the subdivisions are confusing to me. Dude was screaming, so

    idk, I like singers.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXKZDflFzu4

    @tav i accidentally randomed and ran into high school DUE.

    I hate the screamo stuff but that was actually really worth listening to

    melodic metalcore

    blended all of the good things without being overbearing. I got into this junk in like the early 2000s when I was an angsty little kid going to metal shows and junk.

    there's a lot of good stuff from that time period and it will end up going down as one of the more vital periods of rock n' roll (acceptance of guttural vocals and more complicated progressions) but once you've heard some of it you've heard most of it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inkJZxOfFVY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmdiJp8veTo

    Hopesfall stands out as one of the bands i'm very glad I saw in the early 2000s.

    (i was such a weird 14 year old)

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    I kept thinking "this song would be way better if the singer had a melodic line instead of screaming the lyrics".

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    life is strange.
    Someone from a TV show playing tonight and I purchase some CDs for my girlfriends and the singer comes down to personally thank me.
    Life Is strange
    life is good

    Bless your heart.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    I'm moderately freaked out that I was jamming out to that 13 years ago.

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