Speaking of fancy, drinking $11 gallons of wine from HEB in college with friends was an excellent experience. Carlo Rossi would recommend 10/10.
that's nostalgia speaking. carlo rossi is nasty. fortunately, there are decent box wine options now.
Incorrect! There's a trick to it! Carlo Rossi is tasty with a terrible aftertaste that builds on itself until it tastes kind of like the metallic taste of sleep deprivation. So you take a side glass of water and sip every three sips of wine. You now have tasty wine and lots of hydration to speed you on the path to drunkenness.
nothing about this sounds good. We're in a golden age of cheap box wine. There's Bota, black box, that octogon shaped italian fucker, and a ton more that I cant remember atm. Carlo Rossi and Franzia are relics of an older time. They are like McDonald's, better left forgotten in the past. We have Shake Shack now. Things are better.
Speaking of fancy, drinking $11 gallons of wine from HEB in college with friends was an excellent experience. Carlo Rossi would recommend 10/10.
that's nostalgia speaking. carlo rossi is nasty. fortunately, there are decent box wine options now.
i remember their pinot noir not being the worst thing i had ever put in my mouth
millions of years ago, we had a night where we picked up the cheapest bottles of wine we could find in the liquor store. we went to the wino zone. it was a dumb idea.
how many times must I wash my towel before it stops smelling like cat piss?
hint: this is a koan
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
When your box wine costs $4 more on sale for 3 liters than a gallon of Carlo Rossi costs at regular price, it is far too expensive for college. And now that I'm making money, I only encounter box wine playing Slap Bag.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
how many times must I wash my towel before it stops smelling like cat piss?
hint: this is a koan
You need to use an enzymatic cleaner, the smelly compounds aren't soluble in water once they've crystallised.
cat pee is magic, got it.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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How large do you suppose Goodyear's blimp fleet is
3.
Also one isn't a blimp, it's a semi-rigid airship.
THANKS WIKIPEDIA
They're named Spirit of America, Spirit of Innovation, and Wingfoot One.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
That is just insane. It was like a big ol paragraph and a picture of him. Was not ready for it when I scrolled down.
It's interesting to know that a dude I took for granted so many times had such a big impact. I guess I realized it on some level. I mean the kid ate dinner with us more times a month than he did at home probably. But he really credits my Dad with helping him turn over a new leaf and become a police officer. Not that my Dad was a cop or anything but because he helped him see the value of trying to do the right thing.
Now i'm kinda sad that my Dad never got to see him actually become a cop and he's got a 6 month old daughter now and damn it. I'm all teary eyed.
Life is weird. Happy father's day. Hold on just a bit more tightly the next time you give someone you love a hug.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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i remember their pinot noir not being the worst thing i had ever put in my mouth
nothing about this sounds good. We're in a golden age of cheap box wine. There's Bota, black box, that octogon shaped italian fucker, and a ton more that I cant remember atm. Carlo Rossi and Franzia are relics of an older time. They are like McDonald's, better left forgotten in the past. We have Shake Shack now. Things are better.
gone are the halcyon days of absurd growth rates across the board. . .
millions of years ago, we had a night where we picked up the cheapest bottles of wine we could find in the liquor store. we went to the wino zone. it was a dumb idea.
hint: this is a koan
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
You need to use an enzymatic cleaner, the smelly compounds aren't soluble in water once they've crystallised.
cat pee is magic, got it.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
i am very fond of it
@DasUberEdward
-_- and I was trying to update Marvel heroes.
but I played 2 and it's baller because you get infantrymen with giant swords
3.
Also one isn't a blimp, it's a semi-rigid airship.
THANKS WIKIPEDIA
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Cooooool
Thanks, fiber!
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
my best friend put up a fathers day status thanking my Dad for being there for him when we were kids because his dad wasn't.
i'm 100% ablooooo right now
owned.
cook.
Have you considered updating a small set of heroes?
I will wait a half hour and if I am still feeling lazy, I will Dominos.
Order Dominos, cook a new meal with the Dominos.
What have I done to deserve this
Something, apparently.
Yeah I think I briefly forgot that Google exists
Thank you
It's interesting to know that a dude I took for granted so many times had such a big impact. I guess I realized it on some level. I mean the kid ate dinner with us more times a month than he did at home probably. But he really credits my Dad with helping him turn over a new leaf and become a police officer. Not that my Dad was a cop or anything but because he helped him see the value of trying to do the right thing.
Now i'm kinda sad that my Dad never got to see him actually become a cop and he's got a 6 month old daughter now and damn it. I'm all teary eyed.
Life is weird. Happy father's day. Hold on just a bit more tightly the next time you give someone you love a hug.
I have the honor to be that thing
It's also a real waste of money to lug heavy glass all around the world, so wine is often shipped in big containers and rebottled locally.
And a fraction of those wines are concentrated too, and water is added to save further on transport cost.
There are very few laws in place to enable a consumer to tell which of these has happened to any particular bottle.
Grabbed a bottle of sake from the fridge.
And sake just led to anime.
This is all your fault chat.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies