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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    He is just so swanky Quid.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    "watcher-of-the-skies-when-a-new-planet-stuff"

    #wodehouse

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    I think I'm getting a lot slower and dumberer.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    what is up my tankless and tankful water heaters

    yo my water heater is broken

    cold showers

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    this is an injustice

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Though

    Doctor Doom...

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
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    lel

    in the manusmṛti the punishment for homosexuality is:
    A twice-born man who commits an unnatural offence with a male, or has intercourse with a female in a cart drawn by oxen, in water, or in the day-time, shall bathe, dressed in his clothes.

    get rekt gay ppl u gotta get ur clothes wet

    I love that this also applies to straight people who have sex in a moving cart. This is somehow an offense.

    im the kama sutra theres a long section on gay fellatio just fyi ~
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    Is gay fellatio mechanically distinct from regular fellatio

    Oh man, you have no idea

    have

    have I been missing out?

    Well, you have to take the claws and ovipositor into account, right?

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    lel

    in the manusmṛti the punishment for homosexuality is:
    A twice-born man who commits an unnatural offence with a male, or has intercourse with a female in a cart drawn by oxen, in water, or in the day-time, shall bathe, dressed in his clothes.

    get rekt gay ppl u gotta get ur clothes wet

    I love that this also applies to straight people who have sex in a moving cart. This is somehow an offense.

    im the kama sutra theres a long section on gay fellatio just fyi ~
    Is

    Is gay fellatio mechanically distinct from regular fellatio

    dis normative motherfucker right chyere
    I am a cis shitlord

    *seppukus*

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
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    @Quid

    Richard the First.

    Die to a crossbolt to the chest and be found with a young girl and a young boy in your bed.

    I dunno.

    Seems kinda tame compared to Stagecoach Mary.

    Follow the same rules he did.

    If you don't surrender the city cut off everyone's head. Like 2,000 people at I think Acre?

    Dude was legit bad ass though.
    Richard and his forces aided in the capture of Acre, despite the king's serious illness. At one point, while sick from scurvy, Richard is said to have picked off guards on the walls with a crossbow, while being carried on a stretcher.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Oliver Cromwell seems like an ideal role playing persona

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    how about hassan i sabbah as reported by christians

    marijuanas all day long

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Oliver Cromwell seems like an ideal role playing persona
    So I'm getting that he digs Persona 4?

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    what is up my tankless and tankful water heaters

    yo my water heater is broken

    cold showers

    T_T

    this is an injustice

    i told the plumber that i was gooey but he didn't seem to know/care and scheduled me for tomorrow morning

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Frederick II best crusader

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Replaying the Wings of Liberty campaign really just makes me wish Blizzard made a bunch more terran-focused missions. Space-cowboying is definitely more fun.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    also AMERICA WINS AGAIN GET REKT GERMANY JUST LIKE THE FIRST AND SECOND WORLD WARS YOU ARE THE LOSERS AND WE ARE THE WINNERS

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Organichu I am real proud of your progress these past few years

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited July 2015
    Gooey wrote: »
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Frederick II best crusader

    The best one is the one who drowns in a creek because of his armor.

    Well it was a river and he probably had a heart attack or something but the picture of a great Holy Roman Emperor drowning tickles me.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Organichu I am real proud of your progress these past few years

    im not he doesnt even vidya or smoke weeds all day he has a job hes healthy wtf is this shit im outraged

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    I like the superficial warmth of colourful spectacle, because human contact is cold and bitter.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    The next place I move into will be wired for networking, it is known.

    Wifi has been getting both faster and less reliable for the past 5+ years. AC is a revolution in terms of speed, but it is just plain unstable due to the 50+ other wireless networks in range.

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    TL DR wrote: »
    Organichu I am real proud of your progress these past few years

    however, I am not.

    I am extremely disappointed, Chuseph.

    *old woman headnod*

    Mim on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    also AMERICA WINS AGAIN GET REKT GERMANY JUST LIKE THE FIRST AND SECOND WORLD WARS YOU ARE THE LOSERS AND WE ARE THE WINNERS

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Ooh. I think Imma do Lex Luthor.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
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    TL DR wrote: »
    Organichu I am real proud of your progress these past few years

    meanwhile we should really talk about your progress tim

    *points at chart of slackline vs time*

    WHY IS IT FLAT

    ARE YOU TRYING TO SLACKLINE THE SLACKLINE GRAPH

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Ooh. I think Imma do Lex Luthor.

    I suppose he's an attractive fellow.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Shit. Lex Luthor or Amanda Waller. Not sure.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    also AMERICA WINS AGAIN GET REKT GERMANY JUST LIKE THE FIRST AND SECOND WORLD WARS YOU ARE THE LOSERS AND WE ARE THE WINNERS

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    tim leary let's karaoke city high's what would you do

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
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    TL DR wrote: »
    Organichu I am real proud of your progress these past few years

    meanwhile we should really talk about your progress tim

    *points at chart of slackline vs time*

    WHY IS IT FLAT

    ARE YOU TRYING TO SLACKLINE THE SLACKLINE GRAPH

    It's true, I only set up the line twice in June.

    Tho once was with ex-chan and we brought her cat, who was quite content to chill out harnessed to a nearby tree and pounce on bugs etc v cutely

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    tim leary let's karaoke city high's what would you do

    is this even a sentence?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    also AMERICA WINS AGAIN GET REKT GERMANY JUST LIKE THE FIRST AND SECOND WORLD WARS YOU ARE THE LOSERS AND WE ARE THE WINNERS

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    I was looking for an awesome image to go along with this.

    I found a NSFW one that is hilarious
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    tim leary let's karaoke city high's what would you do

    Yessss

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tim leary let's karaoke city high's what would you do

    is this even a sentence?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LahcSFleKm8

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Shit. Lex Luthor or Amanda Waller. Not sure.

    Waller.
    She's pretty great.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Aouia if u ain't kno u betta ASK SOMEBODY

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I wish I could be a feudal lord except with modern amenities like video games and concubines who brush their teeth.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Shit. Lex Luthor or Amanda Waller. Not sure.

    Waller.
    She's pretty great.

    I love Waller but I've decided on Luthor. Waller would end up cribbing too close to previous game play.

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
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    welcome to like 14 hours ago

    gooey

    more like

    slowey

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