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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    i just took my mothers debit and credit cards and told her she can't use them responsible and would still have a home if she could.

    did i win.

    Damn.

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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    I don't know Tav. Staying at home and lurking for a day is alright, but avoiding fun times because of her? Go and hang out with your friends and have a good time.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    it doesn't really have a punchline

    but it's just along the lines of how people are like "dude, when you're single you can sex with whoever you want" and I'm all "nah, you can have sex with whoever also wants to have sex with you. It's a much shorter list. More like a post-it"

    i'll workshop it

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    So apparently there is a huge mgs5 spolier out there and if its what I read maaaaan kojima is pretty rad

    Spoiler: Everyone besides Big Boss and Master Miller must die at the end because none of the characters return in Metal Gear.
    just like deus ex hr

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    I don't know Tav. Staying at home and lurking for a day is alright, but avoiding fun times because of her? Go and hang out with your friends and have a good time.

    I think he meant that he was avoiding her at whatever this thing is, which is definitely a thing to be doing

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    So apparently there is a huge mgs5 spolier out there and if its what I read maaaaan kojima is pretty rad

    Spoiler: Everyone besides Big Boss and Master Miller must die at the end because none of the characters return in Metal Gear.
    just like deus ex hr

    Ten bucks says Adam Jensen buys the farm in Deus Ex MD no matter which ending you pick.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    I don't know Tav. Staying at home and lurking for a day is alright, but avoiding fun times because of her? Go and hang out with your friends and have a good time.

    I think he meant that he was avoiding her at whatever this thing is, which is definitely a thing to be doing

    yes sometimes when you break up the other person is like

    shit man tav was pretty awesome I'd like to still hang out with him

    but tav's like nah son you broke my heart so I ain't really care if you'd like to enjoy my company

    you don't get all this *motions*

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    I don't know Tav. Staying at home and lurking for a day is alright, but avoiding fun times because of her? Go and hang out with your friends and have a good time.

    I'm kinda avoiding stuff anyway, for a multitude of reasons (namely feeling like absolute shit because of not having a job/income meaning I'm super limited in what socialising I can do)

    I'd like to avoid her, and me being there would only make the situation worse for both of us

    I'm still going to my gigs and shit this week, so that probably sounded more dramatic than i meant

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    I avoid all women forever.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I found a white haired dude who runs a barber shop to do my hair

    I just said "idk make it look professional?" and he nodded and went to work

    yes please more of this

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    emnmnme wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    So apparently there is a huge mgs5 spolier out there and if its what I read maaaaan kojima is pretty rad

    Spoiler: Everyone besides Big Boss and Master Miller must die at the end because none of the characters return in Metal Gear.
    just like deus ex hr

    Ten bucks says Adam Jensen buys the farm in Deus Ex MD no matter which ending you pick.

    Nah; why wouldn't they go for a trilogy?

    In the game after MD Jensen will like die doing something to directly set up the events of the first game.

    Winky on
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    I avoid all women forever.

    so dudes are your thing?

    :winky:

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    I avoid all women forever.

    but

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    I don't know Tav. Staying at home and lurking for a day is alright, but avoiding fun times because of her? Go and hang out with your friends and have a good time.

    I think he meant that he was avoiding her at whatever this thing is, which is definitely a thing to be doing

    yes sometimes when you break up the other person is like

    shit man tav was pretty awesome I'd like to still hang out with him

    but tav's like nah son you broke my heart so I ain't really care if you'd like to enjoy my company

    you don't get all this *motions*

    she does wanna be friends but i'm gonna avoid her for a while

    we have tix to a show next month that i am going to and would feel like a dick if she didn't get to go too so i guess i'll see how things are then

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    japan wrote: »
    Amazon here hands your parcel to some guy with a 1996 vauxhall astra with two doors painted a different colour to the rest of the car who might abandon it somewhere in the vicinity of your house within a couple of weeks of you ordering it

    Or at least, such has been my experience

    That, or Yodel, who are somehow worse

    Really?

    Amazon here is basically perfect except that sometimes the use USPS, which I am finding to be incompetent and that they will lie when they don't feel like actually delivering things promptly.

    Like 3 times, USPS just made up shit rather than delivering things the day they were supposed to.

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    what is being a comedian even for if you can't make people laugh at your pain on stage

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    what is being a comedian even for if you can't make people laugh at your pain on stage

    dick

    jokes

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Globally, it’s now virtually certain that 2015 will be the hottest year in history.

    also sounds like y'all in boston goan get fukt again @y2jake215 @Donkey Kong @Irond Will

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/08/18/winter_weather_preview_thanks_to_el_nino_we_know_what_s_coming.html

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    I mean make them laugh

    with a gun, if necessary

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    my dad ordered 10 pounds of peppers online
    dad pls

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    ok

    ok

    get it together cas

    you are not 18, you have got this shit

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Globally, it’s now virtually certain that 2015 will be the hottest year in history.

    also sounds like y'all in boston goan get fukt again @y2jake215 "Donkey Kong" "Irond Will"

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/08/18/winter_weather_preview_thanks_to_el_nino_we_know_what_s_coming.html

    Maybe not...muahahaha

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Just saw the Jailbreak ep of Steven Universe...

    G'damned.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Amazon here hands your parcel to some guy with a 1996 vauxhall astra with two doors painted a different colour to the rest of the car who might abandon it somewhere in the vicinity of your house within a couple of weeks of you ordering it

    Or at least, such has been my experience

    That, or Yodel, who are somehow worse

    Really?

    Amazon here is basically perfect except that sometimes the use USPS, which I am finding to be incompetent and that they will lie when they don't feel like actually delivering things promptly.

    Like 3 times, USPS just made up shit rather than delivering things the day they were supposed to.

    USPS is pretty much the best option around here -- they used to use a company called Lasership all too often which was basically like the first place Japan described. I imagine the couriers who do same day delivery for them are also pretty similar to what Japan described but they've been pretty rock solid for me.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    I mean make them laugh

    with a gun, if necessary

    that's just your answer to everything isn't it spool? :P

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    give me the gun spool

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I found a white haired dude who runs a barber shop to do my hair

    I just said "idk make it look professional?" and he nodded and went to work

    yes please more of this

    more barbers
    fewer stylists

    this is my platform. Feral 2016

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    sBk48UC.jpg

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    tomorrow is gig 66 of the year, with upto 73 booked

    i was aiming for 52 in total

    i wonder if i can make it to 100!

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    sBk48UC.jpg

    ifuckinglovecocaine

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    what is being a comedian even for if you can't make people laugh at your pain on stage

    dick

    jokes

    But aren't those jokes about the pain of having a tiny strange looking penis?

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    hell of a catch:

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Amazon here hands your parcel to some guy with a 1996 vauxhall astra with two doors painted a different colour to the rest of the car who might abandon it somewhere in the vicinity of your house within a couple of weeks of you ordering it

    Or at least, such has been my experience

    That, or Yodel, who are somehow worse

    Really?

    Amazon here is basically perfect except that sometimes the use USPS, which I am finding to be incompetent and that they will lie when they don't feel like actually delivering things promptly.

    Like 3 times, USPS just made up shit rather than delivering things the day they were supposed to.

    Yeah.

    I stopped using them because of their insistence on using incompetent delivery firms. They fucked up four orders in a row which is more leeway than I'd have given any other retailer.

    I'm pickier about where I order stuff from now.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Amazon here hands your parcel to some guy with a 1996 vauxhall astra with two doors painted a different colour to the rest of the car who might abandon it somewhere in the vicinity of your house within a couple of weeks of you ordering it

    Or at least, such has been my experience

    That, or Yodel, who are somehow worse

    Really?

    Amazon here is basically perfect except that sometimes the use USPS, which I am finding to be incompetent and that they will lie when they don't feel like actually delivering things promptly.

    Like 3 times, USPS just made up shit rather than delivering things the day they were supposed to.

    USPS is pretty much the best option around here -- they used to use a company called Lasership all too often which was basically like the first place Japan described. I imagine the couriers who do same day delivery for them are also pretty similar to what Japan described but they've been pretty rock solid for me.

    I don't even understand how Lasership is still in business.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I have never had problems with USPS delivery.

    UPS, yes. Not USPS.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    So apparently there is a huge mgs5 spolier out there and if its what I read maaaaan kojima is pretty rad

    Spoiler: Everyone besides Big Boss and Master Miller must die at the end because none of the characters return in Metal Gear.
    just like deus ex hr

    Ten bucks says Adam Jensen buys the farm in Deus Ex MD no matter which ending you pick.

    Nah; why wouldn't they go for a trilogy?

    In the game after MD Jensen will like die doing something to directly set up the events of the first game.

    OH! Adam Jensen is in the Statue of Liberty's head, trying to defuse the terrorist's bombs when they explode. As a sign of respect, the site where Jensen's charred corpse landed is the site where UNATCO HQ was built.

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Globally, it’s now virtually certain that 2015 will be the hottest year in history.

    also sounds like y'all in boston goan get fukt again @y2jake215 @Donkey Kong @Irond Will

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/08/18/winter_weather_preview_thanks_to_el_nino_we_know_what_s_coming.html

    god damn it

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Globally, it’s now virtually certain that 2015 will be the hottest year in history.

    also sounds like y'all in boston goan get fukt again y2jake215 "Donkey Kong" "Irond Will"

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/08/18/winter_weather_preview_thanks_to_el_nino_we_know_what_s_coming.html

    god damn it

    1. Ignore global climate change
    2. Get fukt

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
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