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The Schwarzenegger Appreciation Thread NSF56K OR GIRLY MEN

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I genuinely was surprised to find out Ak47s had like 30 bullets per clip.

    Saw someone firing a real one once and it was like 4 seconds of burst fire then change mags.

    I was like, what... these things last for minutes dont they?

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    FishMistFishMist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    FishMist wrote: »
    The first movie I vividly remember seeing in theaters was Jurassic Park.

    Why you young whippersnapper

    I barely remember my childhood, really.

    I was about 9 then. 23 now.

    I was either 19 or 20 when I saw that movie in the cinema.

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    blue tapeblue tape Brooklyn, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    FishMist wrote: »
    FishMist wrote: »
    The first movie I vividly remember seeing in theaters was Jurassic Park.

    Why you young whippersnapper

    I barely remember my childhood, really.

    I was about 9 then. 23 now.

    I was either 19 or 20 when I saw that movie in the cinema.

    Back when they still called it the cinema?

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    ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    blue tape wrote: »
    FishMist wrote: »
    FishMist wrote: »
    The first movie I vividly remember seeing in theaters was Jurassic Park.

    Why you young whippersnapper

    I barely remember my childhood, really.

    I was about 9 then. 23 now.

    I was either 19 or 20 when I saw that movie in the cinema.

    Back when they still had cinema?

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    FishMistFishMist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    blue tape wrote: »
    FishMist wrote: »
    FishMist wrote: »
    The first movie I vividly remember seeing in theaters was Jurassic Park.

    Why you young whippersnapper

    I barely remember my childhood, really.

    I was about 9 then. 23 now.

    I was either 19 or 20 when I saw that movie in the cinema.

    Back when they still called it the cinema?

    Hey cinema is still a hip word used by the youth of today! In Australia...I think.

    man I really am getting old

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    FishMistFishMist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Anway what was with that 4-barrelled rocket launcher anyway. Was it based on a real weapon in any way? Or did the producers just go "ARNOLD CANNOT DESTROY WITH A PUNY PEASHOOTER MORE BARRELS ONE IS NOT ENOUGH MAKE IT BIGGER OH GOD YES I'M NEARLY THERE"?

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    ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    No no, it's a hip word.

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    altmannaltmann Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    FishMist wrote: »
    Anway what was with that 4-barrelled rocket launcher anyway. Was it based on a real weapon in any way? Or did the producers just go "ARNOLD CANNOT DESTROY WITH A PUNY PEASHOOTER MORE BARRELS ONE IS NOT ENOUGH MAKE IT BIGGER OH GOD YES I'M NEARLY THERE"?

    Surprisingly it's actually a real fucking weapon.

    Meet, the M202A1 Flame Assault Shoulder Weapon (F.L.A.S.H)

    info contained below:
    DESCRIPTION
    The M202A1 multishot rocket launcher (Flash) is a lightweight, reusable, four-tube rocket launcher. It is half as heavy as the M9A1-7 and M2A1-7 portable flamethrowers, has five times the range against point targets, and requires less servicing and maintenance.

    The Flash can be used in both an offensive and defensive role because it is lightweight, has an extended range, and has a minimal maintenance requirement. Due to the weapon's accuracy and the trajectory of the rocket, it can get into areas and enclosures which other weapons cannot enter. It can produce personnel casualties in bunkers, buildings, and covered or open foxholes, as well as damage unarmored vehicles and destroy combustible supplies, ammunition, and materiel.

    The M202A1 produces a psychological effect -- the brilliant splash of the bursting warhead makes it an excellent weapon to suppress RPG and Sagger missile firing sites and when fired near armored vehicles, will normally make the crew button-up.

    The Flash may be employed like other direct fire weapons with the assault element or with a supporting element as a supporting or covering weapon. The M74 rocket is normally employed by infantry elements in the assault for the same purpose as flamethrowers; however, targets can be engaged at a greater range and with greater accuracy with this weapon than with the portable flamethrowers. Thus, the M202A1 gunner is less vulnerable to enemy fire than flamethrower operators.

    LINKY: http://www.inetres.com/gp/military/infantry/flame/M202.html

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    ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I can't believe that thing is real, holy shit.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I think everyone secretly wants a collection of Christmas Songs sung by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    My friend can do a pretty good impression of Arnold, and supposedly once he performed all of Bohemian Rhapsody in such a manner.

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    SoulGateSoulGate Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm shocked at you all. No one even recognizes the western Arnold. NO ONE. None of you are Arnold fans! NONE. Call my bluff.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    SoulGate wrote: »
    I'm shocked at you all. No one even recognizes the western Arnold. NO ONE. None of you are Arnold fans! NONE. Call my bluff.

    Look, the Handsome Stranger is awesome.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    SoulGate wrote: »
    I'm shocked at you all. No one even recognizes the western Arnold. NO ONE. None of you are Arnold fans! NONE. Call my bluff.

    I've seen it
    It's really not that good

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The first movie I vividly remember seeing in theaters was Jurassic Park.

    Jurassic Park was the first movie I ever saw, followed by Terminator 2.

    Fuck Disney movies...

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    t2 and true lies are probably his highest-quality movies

    but commando is the best hands down

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    preach on, Ori.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If I had to pick one movie, I'd probably go with Conan the Barbarian
    or Kindergarten Cop

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    You'd pick wrong.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Maybe Predator

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Still wrong.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Around the World in 80 Days?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Close.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dr. Doolittle 2?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Okay now you're just being silly.

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    ScumdoggScumdogg Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'd just like to make it known that i watch Predator something like once a month. Every month. It is quite possibly the most perfect and watchable movie of all time. Best quotes ever, ridiculously high ratio of badasses present, and motherfucking Ol' Painless.

    The best line to paraphrase...i use it on my wife all the time. "You [insert infraction here] one more time, i'll bleed ya. Real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?"

    I was actually just talking to a friend of mine this past weekend how i was gonna make that arm clasp screencap in the OP into a t-shirt, that just says "Dillon you son of a bitch!" under it. He said that not very many people would get it these days and i was all "Nonsense, everyone loves Predator!".

    Now i realize after reading this thread that i'm going to be inundated with fifteen year olds that don't know about good movies going "Dude, isn't that shirt from Over the Top?". Jesus.

    Also, for the record. Top 5 Hollywood badasses. Ever.

    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Clint Eastwood
    Charles Bronson
    Sylvester Stallone
    Bruce Willis

    This is the B-Team:

    Danny Trejo
    Jason Statham
    Kurt Russell
    Carl Weathers
    Samuel L. Jackson


    That is all. Jean Reno? Far as i can tell, he made a movie where he taught a little girl to shoot a rifle. Most of it wasn't even very good. It was basically two hours of why you shouldn't take on a little girl sidekick, if you're an assassin. Apologies if he's made a better movie than The Professional, but i haven't seen it. Anyway, he's french. Sorry, but automatic DQ.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2007
    The only problem with Predator is that you could basically cut out the first half of the movie and not miss anything good.

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    ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Scumdogg wrote: »
    I'd just like to make it known that i watch Predator something like once a month. Every month. It is quite possibly the most perfect and watchable movie of all time. Best quotes ever, ridiculously high ratio of badasses present, and motherfucking Ol' Painless.

    The best line to paraphrase...i use it on my wife all the time. "You [insert infraction here] one more time, i'll bleed ya. Real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?"

    I was actually just talking to a friend of mine this past weekend how i was gonna make that arm clasp screencap in the OP into a t-shirt, that just says "Dillon you son of a bitch!" under it. He said that not very many people would get it these days and i was all "Nonsense, everyone loves Predator!".

    Now i realize after reading this thread that i'm going to be inundated with fifteen year olds that don't know about good movies going "Dude, isn't that shirt from Over the Top?". Jesus.

    Also, for the record. Top 5 Hollywood badasses. Ever.

    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Clint Eastwood
    Charles Bronson
    Sylvester Stallone
    Bruce Willis

    This is the B-Team:

    Danny Trejo
    Jason Statham
    Kurt Russell
    Carl Weathers
    Samuel L. Jackson


    That is all. Jean Reno? Far as i can tell, he made a movie where he taught a little girl to be awesome. Most of it was awesome. It was basically two hours of why you should take a girl as a side kick because she can show you how to really live, if you're an assassin. Apologies if he's made a better movie than The Professional, but i haven't seen it. Anyway, he's french. Sorry, probably more awesome than me.

    Any body have the evoryone.gif?

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    ScumdoggScumdogg Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    The only problem with Predator is that you could basically cut out the first half of the movie and not miss anything good.

    Except the best helicopter ride ever committed to film. And Ol' Painless. Part One.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "Stick Around"
    "So you cooked up a story and dropped us into a meat grinder"
    "Looks like you've been pushing too many pencils"

    All neccesary

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    "Stick Around"
    "So you cooked up a story and dropped us into a meat grinder"
    "Looks like you've been pushing too many pencils"

    All neccesary

    Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

    I ain't got time to bleed.


    Billy: I'm scared Poncho.
    Poncho: Bullshit. You ain't afraid of no man.
    Billy: There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.

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    HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    "Stick Around"
    "So you cooked up a story and dropped us into a meat grinder"
    "Looks like you've been pushing too many pencils"

    All neccesary

    Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

    Truly, one of the greatest lines ever.

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    altmannaltmann Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The thing is, every one of those characters in his squad is a fucking badass. Even the tech dude with glasses has that badass grenade launcher. Then you have your native american indian fucking psycho tracker who cuts himself with a machete...

    Come to think of it, they're all essentially GI Joes.

    I don't care though, they are so rad.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Scumdogg wrote: »
    I'd just like to make it known that i watch Predator something like once a month. Every month. It is quite possibly the most perfect and watchable movie of all time. Best quotes ever, ridiculously high ratio of badasses present, and motherfucking Ol' Painless.

    The best line to paraphrase...i use it on my wife all the time. "You [insert infraction here] one more time, i'll bleed ya. Real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?"

    I was actually just talking to a friend of mine this past weekend how i was gonna make that arm clasp screencap in the OP into a t-shirt, that just says "Dillon you son of a bitch!" under it. He said that not very many people would get it these days and i was all "Nonsense, everyone loves Predator!".

    Now i realize after reading this thread that i'm going to be inundated with fifteen year olds that don't know about good movies going "Dude, isn't that shirt from Over the Top?". Jesus.

    Also, for the record. Top 5 Hollywood badasses. Ever.

    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Clint Eastwood
    Charles Bronson
    Sylvester Stallone
    Bruce Willis

    This is the B-Team:

    Danny Trejo
    Jason Statham
    Kurt Russell
    Carl Weathers
    Samuel L. Jackson


    That is all. Jean Reno? Far as i can tell, he made a movie where he taught a little girl to shoot a rifle. Most of it wasn't even very good. It was basically two hours of why you shouldn't take on a little girl sidekick, if you're an assassin. Apologies if he's made a better movie than The Professional, but i haven't seen it. Anyway, he's french. Sorry, but automatic DQ.

    he also single handedly took on the entire police force

    Leon was such a great movie

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    altmannaltmann Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "Bring me everyone".

    "What do you mean Everyone?"
    everyone.gif

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hamju wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    "Stick Around"
    "So you cooked up a story and dropped us into a meat grinder"
    "Looks like you've been pushing too many pencils"

    All neccesary

    Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

    Truly, one of the greatest lines ever.

    blaine had a mustache to die for

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    altmann wrote: »
    "Bring me everyone".

    "What do you mean Everyone?"
    everyone.gif

    Yes yes yes yes yes yes

    Seriously, it's such a realistic movie in the sense that he's a guy with some guns, but once they escalate, it is hell.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    altmann wrote: »
    "Bring me everyone".

    "What do you mean Everyone?"
    everyone.gif

    <3

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    altmann wrote: »
    The thing is, every one of those characters in his squad is a fucking badass. Even the tech dude with glasses has that badass grenade launcher. Then you have your native american indian fucking psycho tracker who cuts himself with a machete...

    Come to think of it, they're all essentially GI Joes.

    I don't care though, they are so rad.

    I know I should feel that Arnold or even Jesse is the most Badass in the film but I always have to go with Billy.

    Everything he does in the film is super-badass.

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    CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Except for die screaming like a bitch. But props to him for making a stand.

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