Other than the married men that would message me on OKC looking for a sidepiece I think one of the weirder messages was from a guy that noticed my interest in history.
It started innocently enough. He asked what era I was more interested in (common question) but before I could respond he sent me multiple messages (I had chat turned off to keep from getting spammed.) The following is a shortened version of the messages I got in my inbox:
History huh? What era do you like the most?
Because you know I think we're super compatible.
Like, sexually, you know?
I think we have a lot in common sexually.
So I would totally be willing to dress as someone from your favorite era of history.
For sex.
Whoof, I was wondering where he was going with that for a minute. Thank god he tied it all together with that dress-up line.
Also something about the cadence of your version of it feels almost like horrible poetry.
edit: you should have told him "Pre-revolution France" and have him meet you somewhere in white make up, a powdered wig, and white nylons.
Normally I would have considered joking about it, but I just blocked him instead. The frequency of the messages before I could even respond freaked me out a little bit. It was really weird.
Other than the married men that would message me on OKC looking for a sidepiece I think one of the weirder messages was from a guy that noticed my interest in history.
It started innocently enough. He asked what era I was more interested in (common question) but before I could respond he sent me multiple messages (I had chat turned off to keep from getting spammed.) The following is a shortened version of the messages I got in my inbox:
History huh? What era do you like the most?
Because you know I think we're super compatible.
Like, sexually, you know?
I think we have a lot in common sexually.
So I would totally be willing to dress as someone from your favorite era of history.
For sex.
You totally should have told him you were into the cretaceous period. Seen if he'd dress up like a pachycephalosaurus or some shit.
edit: you should have told him "Pre-revolution France" and have him meet you somewhere in white make up, a powdered wig, and white nylons.
Normally I would have considered joking about it, but I just blocked him instead. The frequency of the messages before I could even respond freaked me out a little bit. It was really weird.
Yeah, that happened to me once. I saw someone from the gay men's chorus I was in had changed his profile pic to a really well done one and so I messaged and told him so. Suddenly I had ELEVEN pictures of his dick in my inbox followed instantly by Why haven't you replied? What's wrong with these pictures? Where are you? etc.
It was pretty harrowing and I insta-blocked him. Still nothing close to what women have to deal with tho.
edit: you should have told him "Pre-revolution France" and have him meet you somewhere in white make up, a powdered wig, and white nylons.
Normally I would have considered joking about it, but I just blocked him instead. The frequency of the messages before I could even respond freaked me out a little bit. It was really weird.
Yeah, that happened to me once. I saw someone from the gay men's chorus I was in had changed his profile pic to a really well done one and so I messaged and told him so. Suddenly I had ELEVEN pictures of his dick in my inbox followed instantly by Why haven't you replied? What's wrong with these pictures? Where are you? etc.
It was pretty harrowing and I insta-blocked him. Still nothing close to what women have to deal with tho.
Oh god, something like that happening with a person I already know IRL would be horrifying to me. Because I know I'm gonna see them again.
edit: you should have told him "Pre-revolution France" and have him meet you somewhere in white make up, a powdered wig, and white nylons.
Normally I would have considered joking about it, but I just blocked him instead. The frequency of the messages before I could even respond freaked me out a little bit. It was really weird.
Yeah, that happened to me once. I saw someone from the gay men's chorus I was in had changed his profile pic to a really well done one and so I messaged and told him so. Suddenly I had ELEVEN pictures of his dick in my inbox followed instantly by Why haven't you replied? What's wrong with these pictures? Where are you? etc.
It was pretty harrowing and I insta-blocked him. Still nothing close to what women have to deal with tho.
If shit like that happened to me, I'd send them pictures of a dick that obviously wasn't mine. Like a tiger! Or a shrew.
I pretty much just walked up to him at next rehearsal and asked "Why did you fill my inbox with your dick?" and he was like "I'm sorry I didn't know it was you!" and so I said "What, I'm suddenly not worth pictures of your tiny cock?" and we never spoke again.
But that's more because the concert was over and he moved to LA.
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Man I suddenly feel like I'm failing as a history major for not having had sex with someone dressed as a famous historical figure
Other than the married men that would message me on OKC looking for a sidepiece I think one of the weirder messages was from a guy that noticed my interest in history.
It started innocently enough. He asked what era I was more interested in (common question) but before I could respond he sent me multiple messages (I had chat turned off to keep from getting spammed.) The following is a shortened version of the messages I got in my inbox:
History huh? What era do you like the most?
Because you know I think we're super compatible.
Like, sexually, you know?
I think we have a lot in common sexually.
So I would totally be willing to dress as someone from your favorite era of history.
For sex.
Whoof, I was wondering where he was going with that for a minute. Thank god he tied it all together with that dress-up line.
Also something about the cadence of your version of it feels almost like horrible poetry.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just like my balls
Unless I get my dick into you
Man I suddenly feel like I'm failing as a history major for not having had sex with someone dressed as a famous historical figure
It is not too late!
Also your sentence is weirded such as that either party could be dressed as a historical figure, but you may as well shoot the moon and try for both. Maybe a Mary Todd Lincoln and Napoleon Bonaparte?
I pretty much just walked up to him at next rehearsal and asked "Why did you fill my inbox with your dick?" and he was like "I'm sorry I didn't know it was you!" and so I said "What, I'm suddenly not worth pictures of your tiny cock?" and we never spoke again.
But that's more because the concert was over and he moved to LA.
What is the deal with gay men's choirs? It seems like a weirdly specific hobby group, but most of the gay men I know around here, seems like they are in one at one point or another.
Why singing and not like... rock climbing or something?
Maybe just one of those things.
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
I recently got together with an absolutely wonderful girl and I'm so so excited to be with her
She gives me butterflies all the time and it's been so long since that's happened for me. I like her a whooooooole lot, and she's just really amazing and sweet and caring
it's an LDR but we ARE planning to move to the same place eventually (plans were made independently of each other before we started talking!) and I cannot wait for that to actually happen!
Basically @Cilla Black is just the best, is what I'm saying
I pretty much just walked up to him at next rehearsal and asked "Why did you fill my inbox with your dick?" and he was like "I'm sorry I didn't know it was you!" and so I said "What, I'm suddenly not worth pictures of your tiny cock?" and we never spoke again.
But that's more because the concert was over and he moved to LA.
What is the deal with gay men's choirs? It seems like a weirdly specific hobby group, but most of the gay men I know around here, seems like they are in one at one point or another.
Why singing and not like... rock climbing or something?
Maybe just one of those things.
The choir isn't for gay men to be in, it's for the advancement of gay men's issues and it's hard to do that while rock climbing. We'd take anyone as a singer as long as they can sing in a bass, baritone or tenor range.
Other than the married men that would message me on OKC looking for a sidepiece I think one of the weirder messages was from a guy that noticed my interest in history.
It started innocently enough. He asked what era I was more interested in (common question) but before I could respond he sent me multiple messages (I had chat turned off to keep from getting spammed.) The following is a shortened version of the messages I got in my inbox:
History huh? What era do you like the most?
Because you know I think we're super compatible.
Like, sexually, you know?
I think we have a lot in common sexually.
So I would totally be willing to dress as someone from your favorite era of history.
For sex.
I guess we just have to imagine the guy having a little helper demon on each shoulder, one who says "hey dude, these ladies just aren't digging it when you flatly ask for sex, try reading some profiles and striking up a conversation" and one who says "sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex" at 220bpm.
I recently got together with an absolutely wonderful girl and I'm so so excited to be with her
She gives me butterflies all the time and it's been so long since that's happened for me. I like her a whooooooole lot, and she's just really amazing and sweet and caring
it's an LDR but we ARE planning to move to the same place eventually (plans were made independently of each other before we started talking!) and I cannot wait for that to actually happen!
Basically @Cilla Black is just the best, is what I'm saying
After a pretty big argument this morning, it's just starting to dawn on me that I'm an inherently selfish and emotionally neglectful person far too often.
Like, it must be a good thing that I'm actually realising just how much of an idiot I've been up to this point. But the fact that it took so long sucks so bloody hard.
Holy crap I feel like the worst of the worst right now and the fact that I'm moping in self-pity is making me even more annoyed at myself because it shouldn't be all about me and it's just stupid-ass snowballing all over the place.
After a pretty big argument this morning, it's just starting to dawn on me that I'm an inherently selfish and emotionally neglectful person far too often.
Like, it must be a good thing that I'm actually realising just how much of an idiot I've been up to this point. But the fact that it took so long sucks so bloody hard.
Holy crap I feel like the worst of the worst right now and the fact that I'm moping in self-pity is making me even more annoyed at myself because it shouldn't be all about me and it's just stupid-ass snowballing all over the place.
Plus side: That realization is an important first step towards self-improvement. Try to remind yourself that this doesn't have to keep defining you and by recognizing the problem, you can work on fixing it. Don't focus on the bad stuff, focus on how you can make it better.
I recently got together with an absolutely wonderful girl and I'm so so excited to be with her
She gives me butterflies all the time and it's been so long since that's happened for me. I like her a whooooooole lot, and she's just really amazing and sweet and caring
it's an LDR but we ARE planning to move to the same place eventually (plans were made independently of each other before we started talking!) and I cannot wait for that to actually happen!
Basically @Cilla Black is just the best, is what I'm saying
After a pretty big argument this morning, it's just starting to dawn on me that I'm an inherently selfish and emotionally neglectful person far too often.
Like, it must be a good thing that I'm actually realising just how much of an idiot I've been up to this point. But the fact that it took so long sucks so bloody hard.
Holy crap I feel like the worst of the worst right now and the fact that I'm moping in self-pity is making me even more annoyed at myself because it shouldn't be all about me and it's just stupid-ass snowballing all over the place.
Better you discover something bad about your self eventually than never at all.
Learning to not put yourself first in all things is a lesson that literally will never end considering that's what our society is constantly pushing.
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Whoof, I was wondering where he was going with that for a minute. Thank god he tied it all together with that dress-up line.
Also something about the cadence of your version of it feels almost like horrible poetry.
Normally I would have considered joking about it, but I just blocked him instead. The frequency of the messages before I could even respond freaked me out a little bit. It was really weird.
And here I thought you were hip with the kids these days.
...29 huh? suspicious.
but they're listening to every word I say
You totally should have told him you were into the cretaceous period. Seen if he'd dress up like a pachycephalosaurus or some shit.
Yeah, that happened to me once. I saw someone from the gay men's chorus I was in had changed his profile pic to a really well done one and so I messaged and told him so. Suddenly I had ELEVEN pictures of his dick in my inbox followed instantly by Why haven't you replied? What's wrong with these pictures? Where are you? etc.
It was pretty harrowing and I insta-blocked him. Still nothing close to what women have to deal with tho.
with my dick
i'll have you know I've never been hip
that makes me hip
You were uncool before it was cool.
but they're listening to every word I say
Oh god, something like that happening with a person I already know IRL would be horrifying to me. Because I know I'm gonna see them again.
If shit like that happened to me, I'd send them pictures of a dick that obviously wasn't mine. Like a tiger! Or a shrew.
But that's more because the concert was over and he moved to LA.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just like my balls
Unless I get my dick into you
I'll put on a Hitler mustache for you baby. I ain't got no safewords.
It is not too late!
Also your sentence is weirded such as that either party could be dressed as a historical figure, but you may as well shoot the moon and try for both. Maybe a Mary Todd Lincoln and Napoleon Bonaparte?
What is the deal with gay men's choirs? It seems like a weirdly specific hobby group, but most of the gay men I know around here, seems like they are in one at one point or another.
Why singing and not like... rock climbing or something?
Maybe just one of those things.
but they're listening to every word I say
Violets are blue
Poems are hard
So is my penis
Steam Me
She gives me butterflies all the time and it's been so long since that's happened for me. I like her a whooooooole lot, and she's just really amazing and sweet and caring
it's an LDR but we ARE planning to move to the same place eventually (plans were made independently of each other before we started talking!) and I cannot wait for that to actually happen!
Basically @Cilla Black is just the best, is what I'm saying
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Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do... actually, screw this let's just bone now.
The choir isn't for gay men to be in, it's for the advancement of gay men's issues and it's hard to do that while rock climbing. We'd take anyone as a singer as long as they can sing in a bass, baritone or tenor range.
And I used to rock climb!
This freakin' guy.
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Talk to us, Juggernut other Juggernut.
Even the extrovert seems to need
A little someone's love.
There once was a dude from Nantucket
Who put his dick pics in a bucket
He gave it a spin
And said, with a grin
When I let this thing go, please don't duck it.
Nantucket man came
Showered dick pics all over town
Chased out with pitchforks.
Give me your poetry.
please don't post your bedroom talk
Like, it must be a good thing that I'm actually realising just how much of an idiot I've been up to this point. But the fact that it took so long sucks so bloody hard.
Holy crap I feel like the worst of the worst right now and the fact that I'm moping in self-pity is making me even more annoyed at myself because it shouldn't be all about me and it's just stupid-ass snowballing all over the place.
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Sassori wants more poems
Sassori's inbox dick pic filled
Sassori disappointed.
Y'know, like
Okay wait what if I write a sonnet on my dick first?
Plus side: That realization is an important first step towards self-improvement. Try to remind yourself that this doesn't have to keep defining you and by recognizing the problem, you can work on fixing it. Don't focus on the bad stuff, focus on how you can make it better.
poetry, she says
I hope haikus are okay
if not, uh........ t-rex
Wait what?
Adorbs!
Text has to be readable by the naked eye
Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Now I'm stuck,
Nothing rhymes with purple.
Better you discover something bad about your self eventually than never at all.
Learning to not put yourself first in all things is a lesson that literally will never end considering that's what our society is constantly pushing.
So you done good!