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The great thing about corpses is, they can't say "No".

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I am so embarassed to have a myspace page

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dear god why am I up so early?

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    ChildrenChildren Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    honestly, $400,000 bail seems kind of excessive. Seems like a victimless crime to me.

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    GefahrMausGefahrMaus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Berk wrote: »
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    this made me laugh waaaay to hard.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    FreddyD wrote: »
    I wish there was a way to ad-block everything from mySpace.

    open Adblock
    add filter
    "myspace.com"

    ?

    Perhaps he means things that spawn from myspace, but don't necessarily remain on their servers.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    FreddyD wrote: »
    I wish there was a way to ad-block everything from mySpace.

    open Adblock
    add filter
    "myspace.com"

    ?

    Perhaps he means things that spawn from myspace, but don't necessarily remain on their servers.

    You mean like teenage emo/scene kids who couldn't take a decent picture to save their lives?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    LADIEZ IZ PIMPZ TWO
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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    oh fuck, somebody shoot her.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Anyone who dots their "i"s with a heart doesn't deserve oxygen.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    oh shoot, somebody fuck her.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    So what is desecrating human remains in the first degree?


    Because I would have thought fucking them would be considered pretty desecrating.

    Fucking a corpse with malice aforethought.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    oh shoot, somebody fuck her.
    If we did the shooting first, we'd be back to post one of this thread.

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    oh shoot, somebody fuck her.
    If we did the shooting first, we'd be back to post one of this thread.

    ITT circular logic

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Circular boner

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    oh god she must be one of those people who shower to shitty pop music

    EXTERMINATE

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    oh god she must be one of those people who shower to shitty pop music

    EXTERMINATE

    She cannot be killed.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    goddamnit is that hayden?

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    T I M E P A R A D O X

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Anyone who dots their "i"s with a heart doesn't deserve oxygen.

    So almost every female ever then?

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Anyone who dots their "i"s with a heart doesn't deserve oxygen.

    So almost every female ever then?
    have you ever met a woman, ever

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yes.

    Have you?

    Er.

    I mean, besides yourself?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Yes.

    Have you?

    Er.

    I mean, besides yourself?

    wam ain't no lady

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Pip that is not a nice thing to say

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    also women stop doing that heart thing past high-school


    most at least

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    edited November 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    what about an open circle

    hating you

    it's a goddamn dot

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It's okay teefs you can do it.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    for a while in middle school I dotted my i's with circles

    then my dad told me that was stupid and I stopped

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I dot my i's with semen.

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    ChildrenChildren Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I dot your eyes with semen too.
    what, too obvious?

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    ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    Circular boner

    That sounds rather uncomfortable

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man, have I told you guys how much I love you all?

    Threads like this make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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    FishMistFishMist Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Arcibi wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Circular boner

    That sounds rather uncomfortable

    It would be rather hard to work with

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    Children wrote: »
    honestly, $400,000 bail seems kind of excessive. Seems like a victimless crime to me.

    what

    corpses aren't people

    and screw their families

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    Children wrote: »
    honestly, $400,000 bail seems kind of excessive. Seems like a victimless crime to me.

    what

    corpses aren't people

    and screw their families

    See, if he had done that he wouldn't seem as weird.

    Just another rapist.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    So what is desecrating human remains in the first degree?


    Because I would have thought fucking them would be considered pretty desecrating.

    Fucking a corpse with malice aforethought.

    So I looked it up and it turns out that there's no such thing as desecrating human remains in the first degree in New Jersey.

    Crazy.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    So what is desecrating human remains in the first degree?


    Because I would have thought fucking them would be considered pretty desecrating.

    Fucking a corpse with malice aforethought.

    So I looked it up and it turns out that there's no such thing as desecrating human remains in the first degree in New Jersey.

    Crazy.

    that's because it's known as saturday in jersey

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    So what is desecrating human remains in the first degree?


    Because I would have thought fucking them would be considered pretty desecrating.

    Fucking a corpse with malice aforethought.

    So I looked it up and it turns out that there's no such thing as desecrating human remains in the first degree in New Jersey.

    Crazy.

    How about in the .999...st degree?

    Could be a semantics thing.
    I'm so sorry.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    So what is desecrating human remains in the first degree?


    Because I would have thought fucking them would be considered pretty desecrating.

    Fucking a corpse with malice aforethought.

    So I looked it up and it turns out that there's no such thing as desecrating human remains in the first degree in New Jersey.

    Crazy.

    How about in the .999...st degree?

    Could be a semantics thing.
    I'm so sorry.

    Apparently, all crimes in NJ are classified as first, second, or third degree crimes. Desecration of a corpse is either a second or third degree crime, but never a first. So, desecrating a corpse in the second degree is the worst kind of desecration.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    maybe he just fell into the corpse while masturbating

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