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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    we should shit in diapers and compost it instead

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    if you really cared about the environment you'd be working from a tree

    I'm hoping to branch out in the future, but for now I just can't afford to leaf my current job. The only thing keeping me from the poorhouse is that evergreen. Making me feel guilty for providing for my family is barking up the wrong tree.

    I just coniferd to take that risk

    /slowclap

    I keep it arboreal

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2016
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    TL you always bring the jams man.

    My hero.

    My sexy sexy hero.

    what else have you been bumping lately, my dogg?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T2hBHmdT_M#
    (23:03)

    Um there are triforces in this preview image but I see no linkus

    false advertising *dislike*

    it's a colorado thing

    il_214x170.870233293_oa3k.jpg

    TL DR on
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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    I kind of want to replace my toilet seat wonder if my apartment will allow that.

    Probably wouldn't be a problem. My co worker here has replaced her shower head in every apartment she's lived in. She puts the old one back when she leaves, of course.

    cptrugged on
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I kind of want to replace my toilet seat wonder if my apartment will allow that.

    The seat? They'd never even know, it'll take you 2 minutes to do it.

    The whole toilet? Meh, don't do that yourself, bitch about it being hard to clean and getting mildewy every 2 weeks because of how old it is (those little holes under the rim get clogged and mold up every 5-10 years or so).

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    the #1 button and the #2 button doing different flushes seems like a decent solution

    i had this brilliant idea while playing destiny

    then one of my bros was all, uhh i think that's already been done

    *shakes fist*

    i coulda been a millionaire!

    you know what someone needs to invent is some kind of switch on your wall that turns your lights off and on

    I was baking bread and got flour all over the front of my clothes

    And I thought to myself, "if only there were a way I could keep this off of myself."

    It was a good couple of seconds before I remembered That the apron has already been invented

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    I kind of want to replace my toilet seat wonder if my apartment will allow that.

    Probably wouldn't be a problem. My co worker here replaces has replaced her shower head in every apartment she's lived in. She puts the old one back when she leaves, of course.

    Yeah they had a shitty rusty/limed-out shower head in this apartment when I moved in.

    Just make sure if you do the showerhead, you get plumber's tape (it's kind of like a silicone putty/tape) and wrap it around the threads before you screw it into the pipe.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    @Dread Pirate Arbuthnot are you going to hit us up with the primo clickventures?

    assuming they like my application

    which is a big step!

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    if you really cared about the environment you'd be working from a tree

    I'm hoping to branch out in the future, but for now I just can't afford to leaf my current job. The only thing keeping me from the poorhouse is that evergreen. Making me feel guilty for providing for my family is barking up the wrong tree.

    I just coniferd to take that risk

    /slowclap

    I keep it arboreal

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    just got the last tier of armor in Xcom 2

    but i'm still using tier 2 weapons.....

    *crying eagle*

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    hey Bowen how was the drive to work today?

    I've been pulling idiots out of the ditch with my car all morning.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    the #1 button and the #2 button doing different flushes seems like a decent solution

    i had this brilliant idea while playing destiny

    then one of my bros was all, uhh i think that's already been done

    *shakes fist*

    i coulda been a millionaire!

    you know what someone needs to invent is some kind of switch on your wall that turns your lights off and on

    I was baking bread and got flour all over the front of my clothes

    And I thought to myself, "if only there were a way I could keep this off of myself."

    It was a good couple of seconds before I remembered That the apron has already been invented

    also there are these places that will just bake bread for you

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    whatever man those tree puns were on fleek

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    This show is weird

    It was a high school coming of age show set in 1997.

    And then everyone graduated and it was for a little bit a college coming of age show set in 1998.

    And now it's timeskipped and it's 2005 and everyone has come of age but it just keeps on going.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    who keeps dropping these unexpected loads on the servers?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    hey Bowen how was the drive to work today?

    I've been pulling idiots out of the ditch with my car all morning.

    It was clear here, maybe a little slushy.

    People drove like it was the first snowstorm they've seen this season though.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    skippy until that post i was convinced no one in the world actually gave a shit about leed
    I care about leed, leed bronze and leed silver are often in the spec. I built a leed gold building...I should get a leed-ap

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    who keeps dropping these unexpected loads on the servers?

    NARS has successfully infiltrated the system. Geth is now under attack.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    just got the last tier of armor in Xcom 2

    but i'm still using tier 2 weapons.....

    *crying eagle*

    'The best defense is a good offense.' No one ever said it the other way around.

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    hey Bowen how was the drive to work today?

    I've been pulling idiots out of the ditch with my car all morning.

    It was clear here, maybe a little slushy.

    People drove like it was the first snowstorm they've seen this season though.

    it's going between white out and "hey I can see five feet ahead of me" down here

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    who keeps dropping these unexpected loads on the servers?

    ;D

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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Speaking of stuff that is poop from a butt, Assassin's Creed is (finally) taking a year off.

    Except for the movie, lol.

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    who keeps dropping these unexpected loads on the servers?

    Serversexuals.

    Buncha deviants.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I played Xcom 2 a bit last night. Had fun. I can tell I'm going to prolly wind up flipping the table on it though because I have feeling I can't just..take my time and research and pick up supplies and shit.

    I'm prolly gonna get Pirates!'ed and die of old age and be like what the fuck

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Real talk, you know what toilets need to make low flow work? Garbage disposal. Low flow that triggers grinder will flush anything

    that sounds terrifying

    Macerator toilets

    They get installed here when you need to site a toilet somewhere with no access to the soil stack (the large diameter pipe that feeds into the sewer)

    They're awful and when they clog (and they will clog) fixing it is ... unpleasant

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    hey Bowen how was the drive to work today?

    I've been pulling idiots out of the ditch with my car all morning.

    It was clear here, maybe a little slushy.

    People drove like it was the first snowstorm they've seen this season though.

    it's going between white out and "hey I can see five feet ahead of me" down here

    You'd think people in West Monroe and Cleveland would have figured out how snow works by now.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    looking for a remix of Circle of Life for my morning dance party

    this one seems promising but is p electro and droppy, which may be cheesy enough to work for something as silly as a 7 AM rager

    this one, on the other hand, may not be high enough energy

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    TL you always bring the jams man.

    My hero.

    My sexy sexy hero.

    what else have you been bumping lately, my dogg?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T2hBHmdT_M#
    (23:03)

    Um there are triforces in this preview image but I see no linkus

    false advertising *dislike*

    it's a colorado thing

    il_214x170.870233293_oa3k.jpg

    It is? I guess I've seen that around, but not that much. Huh.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2016
    ooh, dropping this at the 0:44 mark may be our winner!

    TL DR on
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    skippy until that post i was convinced no one in the world actually gave a shit about leed
    I care about leed, leed bronze and leed silver are often in the spec. I built a leed gold building...I should get a leed-ap

    unless you are doing design-build does it really change things much? just a different material in the spec or whatever, maybe relocate some trees or whatever, right?

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    The bathrooms here in my government building full of white collar professionals makes me think humans are fucking animals.

    "JESUS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS STALL!" is a weekly if not daily occurrence if I do not get in fast enough.

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    BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    No one ever comes by to check on my apartment unless you specifically make a maintenance request or the annual fire extinguisher checks. Damn I kind of want to switch my shower head now as well.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Orphane wrote: »
    just got the last tier of armor in Xcom 2

    but i'm still using tier 2 weapons.....

    *crying eagle*

    In TFTD I have jumped up the weapon tree and am using sonic rifles and thermal shok launchers and have not even started researching armor

    It's not like you really need armor, anyway. You have your scouts, which you accept are already dead, then all your actually useable people who stand on top of the submarine and shoot everyone

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    hey Bowen how was the drive to work today?

    I've been pulling idiots out of the ditch with my car all morning.

    It was clear here, maybe a little slushy.

    People drove like it was the first snowstorm they've seen this season though.

    it's going between white out and "hey I can see five feet ahead of me" down here

    You'd think people in West Monroe and Cleveland would have figured out how snow works by now.

    they do, they just get cocky

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    we have low flow toilets in our house and i end up having to double flush and/or triple flush every shit or they clog

    do the newer models have an "EMERGENCY POWER FLUSH" button?

    the new ones have a solid/liquid dual option

    I'm not sure if they can capture the prodigious diameter of your bhole tho

    i only poop once every couple days

    shit gets packed in there tight

    :bigfrown:

    TMI [chat]

    This is the least TMI Landshark has ever posted

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    TL you always bring the jams man.

    My hero.

    My sexy sexy hero.

    what else have you been bumping lately, my dogg?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T2hBHmdT_M#
    (23:03)

    Um there are triforces in this preview image but I see no linkus

    false advertising *dislike*

    it's a colorado thing

    il_214x170.870233293_oa3k.jpg

    It is? I guess I've seen that around, but not that much. Huh.

    I only ever really see the stacked triangles when interacting with brahs from Denver etc

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    we have low flow toilets in our house and i end up having to double flush and/or triple flush every shit or they clog

    do the newer models have an "EMERGENCY POWER FLUSH" button?

    the new ones have a solid/liquid dual option

    I'm not sure if they can capture the prodigious diameter of your bhole tho

    i only poop once every couple days

    shit gets packed in there tight

    :bigfrown:

    TMI [chat]

    This is the least TMI Landshark has ever posted

    hey hakks i scored a touchdown last week did i ever tell you that

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    TL you always bring the jams man.

    My hero.

    My sexy sexy hero.

    what else have you been bumping lately, my dogg?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T2hBHmdT_M#
    (23:03)

    Um there are triforces in this preview image but I see no linkus

    false advertising *dislike*

    it's a colorado thing

    il_214x170.870233293_oa3k.jpg

    Bullshit that's Death Mountain

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    we have low flow toilets in our house and i end up having to double flush and/or triple flush every shit or they clog

    do the newer models have an "EMERGENCY POWER FLUSH" button?

    the new ones have a solid/liquid dual option

    I'm not sure if they can capture the prodigious diameter of your bhole tho

    i only poop once every couple days

    shit gets packed in there tight

    :bigfrown:

    TMI [chat]

    This is the least TMI Landshark has ever posted

    hey hakks i scored a touchdown last week did i ever tell you that

    probably

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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