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Pawns. Little, insignificant pawns, buzzing about the Roivas family mansion. Did they really delude themselves into believing that their presence would somehow change things?
The mere thought is amusing.
I have waited two thousand years for this moment, and I will not stop waiting now.
My liege continues to express that there is no flaw in this plan. That they will be incapable of doing anything to stop the Darkness from spreading. The Ancients are warring; with any luck, they will wipe each other out.
I am not so sure.
To think that once I could not see beyond the veil of reality...to see those who dwell behind.
My life now has purpose, for I have learned the frailty of flesh and bone...I was once a fool.
I spit at thee! The Darkness shall be eternal!
- Pious the Liche, formerly Pious Augustus
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Rules of the Game
Each night, players place a vote for one person to be jailed. Generally, each person only gets one vote. You guys should know the format by now;
I !vote for cj iwakura to be jailed.
Retractions will not be required.
In the event of a tie, a RNG will decide who is removed. Only one person will be removed in any round, and should the target be killed via other means then the next person on the list will be subject to the vote. On a death, both items and roles are lost forever.
There are a number of different sides, and the sides can be basically said to be 'good' and 'evil'. That's all I'll say about that.
No sharing of role PMs, no anonymous contacting. Ability uses, item uses and votes must all be submitted by 11:00 PM EST. Narration will generally be posted around 12:00 EST.
Players must submit a vote for who will possess the Tome of Eternal Darkness; this gives a number of powers to the bearer, but with power can come a great price; your health, your sanity, your mind. To submit a vote, simply
!vote for cj iwakura to hold the Tome. What powers are available to you will be told to the tome's holder.
Being insane is much different than being dead; when insane, one may find their influence on the game to be limited, and they are not permitted in the dead thread/proboard. When one is insane, however, there is always the possibility of coming back from that status; when you are dead, you are dead.
You will not be told when someone goes insane; however, there will be visible signs.
Order of Actions
Guardian-type Abilities, Active Item Usage, The Ancients, Vigilante-type Abilities, Vote, Seer-type Abilities
Player List
1. Squashua
2. PRËTËNTIÖüS
3. TehSpectre
4. Buzz Buzz
5. FreeAgent
6. Unearthly Stew
7. Seriously
8. Rend
9. Zot
10. Shamus
11. durax
12. Obbi
13. DevoutlyApathetic
14. cheez
15. Raakam
16. PsychoCucumber
17. Saburbia
18. Mr. Embarkation
19. Infidel
20. zanmatto
21. Oatway
22. NATIK
23. Precisionk
24. Drez
25. Locus
26. Shorn Scrotum Man
27. jdarksun
28. mrpaku
29. El Skid
30. Koan
31. Whod
32. Aldo
33. PsychoLarry1
34. Niceguy Myeye
35. Gumpy
36. Stew_Stick
37. Matatat
38. Crono729
39. robothero
40. delroland
41. B:L
42. Qorzm
43. Romantic Undead
44. Gorilla Salad
45. Lord Aetos
46. visiblehowl
47. thorgot
48. Nion
49. Osvik
50. Green
Those Still Alive
18. Mr. Embarkation
20. zanmatto
37. Matatat
38. Crono729
40. delroland
NarrationsNight OneNight Two and
Results.Night Four
Posts
!vote Mr. Embarkation for the tome
if I had a power I'd use it on you twice.
Joke's on Mantorok, !Spectre is already insane. :P
Got it as I posted this.
My campaign is based on the fact that I received the highest number of votes in Zot's "Who do you like the most" event during his miniphalla.
Vote for the man who is beloved by all! Or at least 3 or 4 people!
Also, I've never won one of these before, I would dearly like to. Oh so much. Please sir, can I have another?
!vote visiblehowl!
Well, at least I'll be the first to welcome Drez back and give him a heaping platter of insanity.
!Visiblehowl
Requests for clarification can be sent to either me or Mantorok.
Results may vary, see store for details.
!precisionk
I for one want to see an even more insane precisionk.
Man, precisionk always wins these. C'mon dude...
!precisionk
I award you 100 Professorland Funbucks for correctly using both "affect" and "effect" in a single sentence.
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
!Zot
And I'm definitely too sane to be worried about a little insanity. Or would that work better the other way? !Infidel regardless
Most games have you trying to get elected...after we see what happens to ye ole tome bearer, no one may want it....but someone has to get it.
Hrm.
I don't want to get bandwagoned for voting for a 'new' player. :P
Also: Blue Dot Poast olol.
I selflessly volunteer for the position of guinea pig.
Hey, green vote me and I'll tell your secret santa to get you something really nice!
=/
That bought my vote.
!Vote visiblehowl
!Vote PRËTËNTIÖüS
Is it the first ODaM/D&D phalla that you've missed out on?
Hrmm, with logic like that, who needs enemies? !VH to put his story in the tome first!
Although isn't there a 50/50 chance you don't know who my SS is?
I don't think it counts as a "phalla" unless you guys plan on having an evil gift-giver sending out lumps of coal and everyone else has to figure out who it is.
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=40989&page=2 has taken too long to reply...
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=40989&page=2 has taken too long to reply...
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=40989&page=2 has taken too long to reply...
Squashua and I are like a hive mind, so I can just get him to tell your SS.
THIS... CAN'T.... BE HAPPENING! *torso explodes*
No it is. In this one I'm a guardian. Once per round of gifts given, I get to 'protect' someone from an incoming gift and take it as my own.
It's pretty nice. I chose to protect Squashua this time, since he's so nice organizing most of it. :P
You mean, I'm NOT the Secret Santa phalla vigilante?
...OH SHI-
You are...
...The Unabomber!
And with that, good night phallaville. Vote visiblehowl! (in lime, not red por favor)
No I'm Dr. Edwin Lindsay lol
(Note: Not rly Edwin.)
I'm pleased about VH not turning traitor (not really) last game, but he did vote me out previously, so I can think of no one more deserving of this experimental item. !vote VisibleHowl for the the crazy book.
I'll figure out the red vote later. See what turns up and whatnot.