Got an e-mail confirming that my background check and drug test were clean. How do you even respond to that email. "No shit Sherlock" just seems wrong for a new hire.
i just remembered why i need to stay at my current job and not try applying anywhere else
ugh looks like we can't get the apartment because they want every occupant to individually have enough income where the rent is under 1/3 of their gross pay
well the rent is more than 100% of my gross pay even if it's under 1/3 what my nephew makes but since I'm listed as an occupant they're going to turn him down
dios mio
What do they do with kids?
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
so i just read about another hot-female-teacher-boning-young-teen thing and so as i get through the article i see something i've never seen before in a story like this: his parents knew (24 y/o teacher, 13 y/o boy), approved, and often invited her over for dinner since she was his girlfriend
ugh looks like we can't get the apartment because they want every occupant to individually have enough income where the rent is under 1/3 of their gross pay
well the rent is more than 100% of my gross pay even if it's under 1/3 what my nephew makes but since I'm listed as an occupant they're going to turn him down
dios mio
What do they do with kids?
It's only for adults, if someone's child turns 18 they won't renew their lease unless the child moves out or gets a job paying no less than ~$2800/month
so i just read about another hot-female-teacher-boning-young-teen thing and so as i get through the article i see something i've never seen before in a story like this: his parents knew (24 y/o teacher, 13 y/o boy), approved, and often invited her over for dinner since she was his girlfriend
*wipes sweat off forehead*
huh
Please consider the environment before printing this post.
Though I cheated on the TV question, but I don't think watching old pirated episodes of TNG off of my media server counts.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
so i just read about another hot-female-teacher-boning-young-teen thing and so as i get through the article i see something i've never seen before in a story like this: his parents knew (24 y/o teacher, 13 y/o boy), approved, and often invited her over for dinner since she was his girlfriend
ugh looks like we can't get the apartment because they want every occupant to individually have enough income where the rent is under 1/3 of their gross pay
well the rent is more than 100% of my gross pay even if it's under 1/3 what my nephew makes but since I'm listed as an occupant they're going to turn him down
dios mio
What do they do with kids?
It's only for adults, if someone's child turns 18 they won't renew their lease unless the child moves out or gets a job paying no less than ~$2800/month
I'm not sure that's legal.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
ugh looks like we can't get the apartment because they want every occupant to individually have enough income where the rent is under 1/3 of their gross pay
well the rent is more than 100% of my gross pay even if it's under 1/3 what my nephew makes but since I'm listed as an occupant they're going to turn him down
dios mio
What do they do with kids?
It's only for adults, if someone's child turns 18 they won't renew their lease unless the child moves out or gets a job paying no less than ~$2800/month
I'm not sure that's legal.
you don't need a reason at all to not renew someone's lease in wisconsin
As far as zoos & outrage goes, this fucking 'essay' will always probably represent the pinnacle of what makes my blood boil. 15 pages of unabashed Millennial narcissism of the worst kind from a worthless over-privileged snot burger whose biggest claim to fame was being such an idiot he nearly got his friend & a Siberian tiger killed, but boy howdy did he ever know how to milk that fame.
Received an A+ on that piece from the uni, too.
wrong use of councilor
stopped reading there
ok I finally opened this
18yo in 1999?
that's a late gen-Xer gtfo with this millenial bashing
Millennial gen usually covers everyone from the early 1980s, doesn't it?
I usually consider myself a millennial (1985), with Gen X mostly being anyone 5-10~ years my senior.
The cutoff is generally "early 1980s"
People do amazing gymnastics to avoid the label though
so i just read about another hot-female-teacher-boning-young-teen thing and so as i get through the article i see something i've never seen before in a story like this: his parents knew (24 y/o teacher, 13 y/o boy), approved, and often invited her over for dinner since she was his girlfriend
*wipes sweat off forehead*
What's insulting to me is that what this woman did is terrible, but because of how our society views older woman and under age male its all back slaps and "Yeah man she's hot." No she's a fucking predator who groomed her victim, there is nothing "hot" about what she did and she should get a lengthy prison sentence.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
so i just read about another hot-female-teacher-boning-young-teen thing and so as i get through the article i see something i've never seen before in a story like this: his parents knew (24 y/o teacher, 13 y/o boy), approved, and often invited her over for dinner since she was his girlfriend
*wipes sweat off forehead*
Careful now.
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i watched star trek first contact for the first time last night
haha the guy with the weird forehead said 'Assimilate This'
I can only imagine the board meetings of someone trying to explain Metal Gear Solid V to someone who knows nothing about video games.
"so there's this guy who's been artificially aged leading a covert military team made up of cyborgs and naked women who fights terrorism by kidnapping people with hot air ballons......"
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99/100
Probably not the full 100 because my parents didn't divorce until I was in my early 20's.
(also, I assumed the Tv was broadcast Tv, and that Text messages included all kinds of IM apps, flipping these answers gets me 87/100)
“She stated that she and the Complainant had sex on almost a daily basis at her home and that they love each other,” police wrote in the documents.
In January, Vera said she discovered the boy had gotten her pregnant. When the couple told the boy’s family, according to the teacher, they were ecstatic and supportive.
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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Got an e-mail confirming that my background check and drug test were clean. How do you even respond to that email. "No shit Sherlock" just seems wrong for a new hire.
i just remembered why i need to stay at my current job and not try applying anywhere else
Eh, given my position I have to go through the drug test every few years from this point on. I don't love it but they throw enough cash at me to accept it. And now I need to figure out where the closest notary public is.
ugh looks like we can't get the apartment because they want every occupant to individually have enough income where the rent is under 1/3 of their gross pay
well the rent is more than 100% of my gross pay even if it's under 1/3 what my nephew makes but since I'm listed as an occupant they're going to turn him down
dios mio
What do they do with kids?
It's only for adults, if someone's child turns 18 they won't renew their lease unless the child moves out or gets a job paying no less than ~$2800/month
I'm not sure that's legal.
When me and my housemates were looking for places a person from a management company told us they wouldn't rent to us since we were a bunch of unmarried dudes.
We were like, you know that's illegal, right? (Martial status being a protected class in WA)
They just shrugged.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
so i just read about another hot-female-teacher-boning-young-teen thing and so as i get through the article i see something i've never seen before in a story like this: his parents knew (24 y/o teacher, 13 y/o boy), approved, and often invited her over for dinner since she was his girlfriend
*wipes sweat off forehead*
What's insulting to me is that what this woman did is terrible, but because of how our society views older woman and under age male its all back slaps and "Yeah man she's hot." No she's a fucking predator who groomed her victim, there is nothing "hot" about what she did and she should get a lengthy prison sentence.
Double standards, et cetera. As long as the male is "sexually active" then society considers the damage to be minimal vs when the female is the minor.
I think a better approach to the tat / piercing question would have been, 'Do you feel the need to be a judgmental asshole about the what/where when other people have tats/piercings?' rather than, 'Do you personally have them?'
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i just remembered why i need to stay at my current job and not try applying anywhere else
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
What do they do with kids?
*wipes sweat off forehead*
ok
It's only for adults, if someone's child turns 18 they won't renew their lease unless the child moves out or gets a job paying no less than ~$2800/month
60
NO ITS TOO LATE REDNECO RICK
wewt, 91%
huh
Lol 97/100
Though I cheated on the TV question, but I don't think watching old pirated episodes of TNG off of my media server counts.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
If that's right then I wouldn't fault Konami for deprioritizing videogames.
yeah this has been super controversial here
I'm not sure that's legal.
nah, streaming isn't TV
That's a millennial thing
*begins snapchatting vegan food truck indie music festival*
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Try non-existant.
you don't need a reason at all to not renew someone's lease in wisconsin
80 out of 100.
Even my score itself on the 'are you Millennial?' test was Millennial in tenor.
96
I am the most millennial...I probably would have scored higher but technically I haven't played video games in the last 24 hours.
People do amazing gymnastics to avoid the label though
What's insulting to me is that what this woman did is terrible, but because of how our society views older woman and under age male its all back slaps and "Yeah man she's hot." No she's a fucking predator who groomed her victim, there is nothing "hot" about what she did and she should get a lengthy prison sentence.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Careful now.
haha the guy with the weird forehead said 'Assimilate This'
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Gonna take a punt and say Gooey
Correct
Poor Gooey
pleasepaypreacher.net
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
I lost points mostly on the phone questions, I think (and the tats / piercing stuff I guess).
"so there's this guy who's been artificially aged leading a covert military team made up of cyborgs and naked women who fights terrorism by kidnapping people with hot air ballons......"
Probably not the full 100 because my parents didn't divorce until I was in my early 20's.
(also, I assumed the Tv was broadcast Tv, and that Text messages included all kinds of IM apps, flipping these answers gets me 87/100)
Eh, given my position I have to go through the drug test every few years from this point on. I don't love it but they throw enough cash at me to accept it. And now I need to figure out where the closest notary public is.
When me and my housemates were looking for places a person from a management company told us they wouldn't rent to us since we were a bunch of unmarried dudes.
We were like, you know that's illegal, right? (Martial status being a protected class in WA)
They just shrugged.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Double standards, et cetera. As long as the male is "sexually active" then society considers the damage to be minimal vs when the female is the minor.