Sappy romantic shit doesn't have quite the impact on me because of adjusted expectations on my part, i guess
But read me a story about a man and his dog where the dog doesn't make it and i'll be in a corner, fetal position, crying every time
It wouldn't if it were a random excerpt from a random book but my bff and I have each read HDM like 10 times and our main topic of conversation when we were 11 was daemons, so. It had some really deep resonance. I am very glad I snuck a peek at the readings beforehand or it would have been uncontrollable emotional weeping rather than a few manly tears.
My girlfriend wants a secular wedding, but I want a Jewish one so I can smash on some glass and I can dance without even having to leave my chair.
I've mentioned that I don't want a big ceremony before and was told that a big reception is necessary because weddings are excuses to get everyone to give you gifts
That's bullshit no way you get enough gifts to cover the costs of the wedding.
I mean I barely want anything normal people would have
Weddings weird me out, even if I understand why they are what they are
Like the ceremony weirds you out?
Or just people getting together to celebrate things weirds you out?
I'm not religious, but actually marrying someone is about the only thing I think I could do that I would describe as sacred. But to me, sacred is very closely tied to personal. I am fine with a big reception. But the actual marriage is something intimate enough that I think I am uncomfortable with much of an audience.
I don't care what others do, so "weddings weird me out" is not true. But I don't think the way most people go about it is for me.
My girlfriend wants a secular wedding, but I want a Jewish one so I can smash on some glass and I can dance without even having to leave my chair.
I've mentioned that I don't want a big ceremony before and was told that a big reception is necessary because weddings are excuses to get everyone to give you gifts
That's bullshit no way you get enough gifts to cover the costs of the wedding.
I mean I barely want anything normal people would have
Weddings weird me out, even if I understand why they are what they are
Like the ceremony weirds you out?
Or just people getting together to celebrate things weirds you out?
I'm not religious, but actually marrying someone is about the only thing I think I could do that I would describe as sacred. But to me, sacred is very closely tied to personal. I am fine with a big reception. But the actual marriage is something intimate enough that I think I am uncomfortable with much of an audience.
I don't care what others do, so "weddings weird me out" is not true. But I don't think the way most people go about it is for me.
Jewish weddings have this feeling built in, such that you have a short period of seclusion after the short ceremony such that you and your new spouse can just be alone together. There is also probably time enough for a quickie depending on what clothes everyone is wearing.
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My girlfriend wants a secular wedding, but I want a Jewish one so I can smash on some glass and I can dance without even having to leave my chair.
I've mentioned that I don't want a big ceremony before and was told that a big reception is necessary because weddings are excuses to get everyone to give you gifts
That's bullshit no way you get enough gifts to cover the costs of the wedding.
I mean I barely want anything normal people would have
Weddings weird me out, even if I understand why they are what they are
Like the ceremony weirds you out?
Or just people getting together to celebrate things weirds you out?
I'm not religious, but actually marrying someone is about the only thing I think I could do that I would describe as sacred. But to me, sacred is very closely tied to personal. I am fine with a big reception. But the actual marriage is something intimate enough that I think I am uncomfortable with much of an audience.
I don't care what others do, so "weddings weird me out" is not true. But I don't think the way most people go about it is for me.
Jewish weddings have this feeling built in, such that you have a short period of seclusion after the short ceremony such that you and your new spouse can just be alone together. There is also probably time enough for a quickie depending on what clothes everyone is wearing.
My girlfriend wants a secular wedding, but I want a Jewish one so I can smash on some glass and I can dance without even having to leave my chair.
I've mentioned that I don't want a big ceremony before and was told that a big reception is necessary because weddings are excuses to get everyone to give you gifts
That's bullshit no way you get enough gifts to cover the costs of the wedding.
I mean I barely want anything normal people would have
Weddings weird me out, even if I understand why they are what they are
Like the ceremony weirds you out?
Or just people getting together to celebrate things weirds you out?
I'm not religious, but actually marrying someone is about the only thing I think I could do that I would describe as sacred. But to me, sacred is very closely tied to personal. I am fine with a big reception. But the actual marriage is something intimate enough that I think I am uncomfortable with much of an audience.
I don't care what others do, so "weddings weird me out" is not true. But I don't think the way most people go about it is for me.
Jewish weddings have this feeling built in, such that you have a short period of seclusion after the short ceremony such that you and your new spouse can just be alone together. There is also probably time enough for a quickie depending on what clothes everyone is wearing.
This appeals to me
Yeah but like 60% because you're a horny teenager
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
ok wait.
For a less traditional look, Barneys New York carries a $859 Comme des Garcons short suit trimmed with chiffon panels. We think it looks pretty bizarre.
I mean, the cut is terrible
but I would like to explore more of this semi-kilt suit look with feminine elements for men pls
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
My girlfriend wants a secular wedding, but I want a Jewish one so I can smash on some glass and I can dance without even having to leave my chair.
I've mentioned that I don't want a big ceremony before and was told that a big reception is necessary because weddings are excuses to get everyone to give you gifts
That's bullshit no way you get enough gifts to cover the costs of the wedding.
I mean I barely want anything normal people would have
Weddings weird me out, even if I understand why they are what they are
Like the ceremony weirds you out?
Or just people getting together to celebrate things weirds you out?
I'm not religious, but actually marrying someone is about the only thing I think I could do that I would describe as sacred. But to me, sacred is very closely tied to personal. I am fine with a big reception. But the actual marriage is something intimate enough that I think I am uncomfortable with much of an audience.
I don't care what others do, so "weddings weird me out" is not true. But I don't think the way most people go about it is for me.
Jewish weddings have this feeling built in, such that you have a short period of seclusion after the short ceremony such that you and your new spouse can just be alone together. There is also probably time enough for a quickie depending on what clothes everyone is wearing.
Over the years I have massaged their appearance to make them aesthetically pleasing and easily readable but no one in our company ever notices or cares
A new distributor I am bringing on board in Wisconsin asked if I could send him some sales numbers on how the old Wisconsin distributor did so I sent him a report divided into tones of Microsoft Blue, Forest Green, and Warm Orange with everything else in pale greys
He replied "Thanks, and it even looks nice!"
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Sempai :redface:
desc on
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TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
I've been diagnosed with hyperlexia, which is an autism spectrum thing
not the worst thing, but it keeps me kinda lonely sometimes
I was self diagnosed with being smarter than everyone else, its a hard burden to bear.
My dad diagnosed himself, and me, and my brothers with being Too Smart for This World.
Like, I tell him about some manageable social problem I have in middle school and he's like WELL SON WHEN YOU ARE AS SMART AS WE ARE IT CAN BE HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH NORMALS.
My family does this all the time. And it's like "this, this right here, this is not helping my psychological health and prosocial adjustment!"
As a kid those comments made me wonder: Why do you think it is smart to fail at understanding how to get along with other people?
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I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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Blameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered Userregular
my god
A friend of mine who lives in the UK posted something on facebook about voting today, and was like "Come on ladies! Let's get out and vote! Women died for our right to do this!"
and the first comment on that post is from some dude and it says "Just so you know, (name), men died to vote in this country as well and I think you're being incredibly disrespectful with this post."
one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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I went as a +1 this weekend to the wedding of two PhD grads and aside from their families (who were stern small-town Kansas Mennonite type folk) most of the other attendees were academics of one stripe or another. Before the ceremony, a few of their friends took the stage to conduct various readings - from Kahlil Gibran, from the Song of Solomon, and so forth. One of their friends offered up a couple of quotes from "noted love poet George RR Martin," which got some chuckles from people who knew what he was talking about. "For the Dothraki, a wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair."
That guy sat at my table at dinner and was telling us how someone seized him at the buffet line, introduced themselves as a literature professor, and demanded to know who Doth Raki was
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My girlfriend wants a secular wedding, but I want a Jewish one so I can smash on some glass and I can dance without even having to leave my chair.
I've mentioned that I don't want a big ceremony before and was told that a big reception is necessary because weddings are excuses to get everyone to give you gifts
That's bullshit no way you get enough gifts to cover the costs of the wedding.
I mean I barely want anything normal people would have
Weddings weird me out, even if I understand why they are what they are
Like the ceremony weirds you out?
Or just people getting together to celebrate things weirds you out?
I'm not religious, but actually marrying someone is about the only thing I think I could do that I would describe as sacred. But to me, sacred is very closely tied to personal. I am fine with a big reception. But the actual marriage is something intimate enough that I think I am uncomfortable with much of an audience.
I don't care what others do, so "weddings weird me out" is not true. But I don't think the way most people go about it is for me.
Jewish weddings have this feeling built in, such that you have a short period of seclusion after the short ceremony such that you and your new spouse can just be alone together. There is also probably time enough for a quickie depending on what clothes everyone is wearing.
This appeals to me
Yeah but like 60% because you're a horny teenager
I meant the secluding part! We couldn't have sex, they'd see the blood on my dress
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
I've been diagnosed with hyperlexia, which is an autism spectrum thing
not the worst thing, but it keeps me kinda lonely sometimes
I was self diagnosed with being smarter than everyone else, its a hard burden to bear.
My dad diagnosed himself, and me, and my brothers with being Too Smart for This World.
Like, I tell him about some manageable social problem I have in middle school and he's like WELL SON WHEN YOU ARE AS SMART AS WE ARE IT CAN BE HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH NORMALS.
My family does this all the time. And it's like "this, this right here, this is not helping my psychological health and prosocial adjustment!"
As a kid those comments would make me wonder: Why do you think it is smart to fail at understanding how to get along with other people?
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Go to the grocery store or eat Cup o' Ramen and Burger Buns tonight.
I'm really not feeling a grocery run right now.
It wouldn't if it were a random excerpt from a random book but my bff and I have each read HDM like 10 times and our main topic of conversation when we were 11 was daemons, so. It had some really deep resonance. I am very glad I snuck a peek at the readings beforehand or it would have been uncontrollable emotional weeping rather than a few manly tears.
I saw someone in business pants with sandals on Podly. It killed me inside. Like why? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
pleasepaypreacher.net
/updates his ledger
Getting to wave 20 in Hover Junkers is like similar exertion to playing a round of racquetball
You're both garbage
Ramen but with an egg in it so it feels like a thing you cooked.
have you tried almost dying first
I'm not religious, but actually marrying someone is about the only thing I think I could do that I would describe as sacred. But to me, sacred is very closely tied to personal. I am fine with a big reception. But the actual marriage is something intimate enough that I think I am uncomfortable with much of an audience.
I don't care what others do, so "weddings weird me out" is not true. But I don't think the way most people go about it is for me.
hail hydro
10/10, would bawl again
there's a new trend with shorts suits
as in suits
but shorts instead of pants
it's the worst goddamn thing
I'm sorry baby where are your bottom tier internet memes
You gotta contribute to the CLASS
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2 stronk 2 die
Fucking Millenials.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Jewish weddings have this feeling built in, such that you have a short period of seclusion after the short ceremony such that you and your new spouse can just be alone together. There is also probably time enough for a quickie depending on what clothes everyone is wearing.
haha!
that's a good joke that you just made, and not a real thing at all!
hahaha!
*turns slowly on his divan, vacationally*
What's that? What has you so in a huff, normie? This is a place of relaxation and restoration.
yeah, man
un-wind-u-lax
nah
...
nah
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This appeals to me
Most disappointing H/A thread not actually about anal sex.
pleasepaypreacher.net
http://www.businessinsider.com/mens-suits-with-short-2014-6
Gooey you are in fact BEHIND THE CURVE
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Like a school uniform?
Yeah but like 60% because you're a horny teenager
@P10
I gotchu covered
I mean, the cut is terrible
but I would like to explore more of this semi-kilt suit look with feminine elements for men pls
NNID: Hakkekage
That is a classic look for that 12 year old
Those dudes look like they are trying to be Angus Young.
Not all narwhals
Over the years I have massaged their appearance to make them aesthetically pleasing and easily readable but no one in our company ever notices or cares
A new distributor I am bringing on board in Wisconsin asked if I could send him some sales numbers on how the old Wisconsin distributor did so I sent him a report divided into tones of Microsoft Blue, Forest Green, and Warm Orange with everything else in pale greys
He replied "Thanks, and it even looks nice!"
S-
Sempai :redface:
I need to get on this trend
twitch.tv/tehsloth
As a kid those comments made me wonder: Why do you think it is smart to fail at understanding how to get along with other people?
A friend of mine who lives in the UK posted something on facebook about voting today, and was like "Come on ladies! Let's get out and vote! Women died for our right to do this!"
and the first comment on that post is from some dude and it says "Just so you know, (name), men died to vote in this country as well and I think you're being incredibly disrespectful with this post."
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
That guy sat at my table at dinner and was telling us how someone seized him at the buffet line, introduced themselves as a literature professor, and demanded to know who Doth Raki was
I meant the secluding part! We couldn't have sex, they'd see the blood on my dress
Angus is in fact the exact name of any and every man sporting this look
Hello yes you were John, but now you are Angus Winklebottom, of Devonshire
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Trump joke, low hanging fruit, etc