one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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So the other day I found myself in possession of one of those old fashioned coin purses
Y'know, the ones with the drawstrings that you pull to tighten in, and then you tie the strings together to secure it?
Well anyway, I was doing the reverse of that process, untying the strings and then slowly working more and more of my clumsy digits into the opening until, with one last firm tug, I could splay it open completely.
Girl was watching me do this and, as I acheived my goal, I declared "And that's basically how a vagina works!"
She, apparently, did not consider it an apt comparison.
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it almost makes me think I spend too much time here and should do something else! a ha ha
ha ha ha
*glances at fridge stocked with soy milk, hemp milk, and soy dogs, sweats*
I believe good cow you are the definition of a [chat] hippy.
In unrelated news, has everyone seen John Cena's new ad? It got posted in the SE++ YouTube thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MdK8hBkR3s
*FOMO Intensifies*
I have survived Monday
to celebrate I will make chili when I get home
somehow I didn't start to feel it until 8 hours into today?
what the hell, body
"Wait a minute why did my toilet just run away?"
one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them
Monday ain't over yet.
*stares intently at crates of Eagle Whizzers and Dominican Fire Triscuits*
Purge it with sword and cleansing flame
Are the teens both named Ollie?
Ape Escape is fucking fantastic.
my pooping is so godlike and OP that chili doesn't even phase me, bruh
this next level pooping tech
hunnid fire hunnid fire hunnid fire
@Blameless Cleric turn on the 1812 overture wtf no depressing classical music this is America Day
It was too tiring so I ballooned up to 230 lbs and stopped wearing my slim fit suits, small T's and skinny jeans
Now I have a bunch of clothes I can't fit into so I need to become hipster again to have variety
This vicious cycle
"Ohhh look at me! I'm Merril and I'm from Minnesouda!"
I'm gonna make this my sig when I'm not on mobile
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
Y'know, the ones with the drawstrings that you pull to tighten in, and then you tie the strings together to secure it?
Well anyway, I was doing the reverse of that process, untying the strings and then slowly working more and more of my clumsy digits into the opening until, with one last firm tug, I could splay it open completely.
Girl was watching me do this and, as I acheived my goal, I declared "And that's basically how a vagina works!"
She, apparently, did not consider it an apt comparison.
HELLO FRIEND
I AM YOUR FEEL
holy shit I am
It happened in my canon playthrough
so
it happened.
I don't remember but i'm sure it was Isabella.
Same on mine with my sarcastic femhawke.
So it was a lesbian poly relationship.
max approve
maybe
maybe
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
*waves a hang loose sign at Kobold*
I have corn on the stove. A yam in the oven. And a filet to celebrate America's birthday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz0b4STz1lo