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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    A bull statue? An actual bull statue? Like a statue of a bull? And they're praying to it? Like in the... in the...

    You're messing with me right

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuSDQzJDB80#t=17

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    That site looks suspect to me.

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    Wouldnt post jesus Christianity be like....

    Islam? I mean they recognize jesus in their religion.

    (I dont want to be part of any shit throwing.)

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    of course, "god bless america" breaks out in all kinds of weird places:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF00qCIGe04
    We were at Chick-fil-A in Knightdale, NC, on August 1, 2012, in support of Truett Cathy's view of biblical marriage when "God Bless America" broke out! Thankful God has blessed our country! Thankful men like Truett Cathy have the freedom to express their beliefs as all other Americans do!

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    One of the things I realized over the past few years as I slowly distanced myself from evangelical Christianity is that you could probably put a lot of the blame for how modern Anerican Christianity acts at the feet of Paul.

    Because when you look at Paul's letters, there's a theme of him telling people how Christians should act (and calling churches out for not being sufficiently Christian). And the stuff about hating gay people? You'll find that in Paul's letters, not the Gospel.

    So I eventually just kinda decided that maybe I should put all the letters that came after the gospel in the "do not take too seriously" pile, because that's the point where you it's no longer Jesus' words but supposedly God "inspiring" people to say stuff Jesus totally would have said (but I guess didn't get around to for some reason?).

    Of course once you start to question the integrity of the canon you also start to question which, if any, of the gospels are accurate and suddenly you're thinking "maybe agnosticism ain't so bad."

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    I feel like that's people praying near a bull statue.

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    I feel like that's people praying near a bull statue.

    They're literally laying hands on it while they do so.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
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    It's interesting that calling a kid Jesus is a thing in Latin America but would seem really strange in most (all?) English speaking countries. If you're introduce to a Mexican guy called Jesus you don't think anything of it, if you met an English guy called Jesus you would immediately infer that his parents were insane.

    "joshua" is etymologically related to "jesus", they're both derived from the hebrew name yeshua

    english just happened to distinguish jesus and joshua more than other languages

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The letters are basically just really good sermons that got added in as an epilogue and some people treat them as the Gospel sometimes and it's annoying.

    Early Church politics is kinda interesting, but it's been a long ass time since I talked to an expert about it.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    One of the things I realized over the past few years as I slowly distanced myself from evangelical Christianity is that you could probably put a lot of the blame for how modern Anerican Christianity acts at the feet of Paul.

    Because when you look at Paul's letters, there's a theme of him telling people how Christians should act (and calling churches out for not being sufficiently Christian). And the stuff about hating gay people? You'll find that in Paul's letters, not the Gospel.

    So I eventually just kinda decided that maybe I should put all the letters that came after the gospel in the "do not take too seriously" pile, because that's the point where you it's no longer Jesus' words but supposedly God "inspiring" people to say stuff Jesus totally would have said (but I guess didn't get around to for some reason?).

    Of course once you start to question the integrity of the canon you also start to question which, if any, of the gospels are accurate and suddenly you're thinking "maybe agnosticism ain't so bad."

    Paul was a sexist fuck.

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    -Tal wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    It's interesting that calling a kid Jesus is a thing in Latin America but would seem really strange in most (all?) English speaking countries. If you're introduce to a Mexican guy called Jesus you don't think anything of it, if you met an English guy called Jesus you would immediately infer that his parents were insane.

    "joshua" is etymologically related to "jesus", they're both derived from the hebrew name yeshua

    english just happened to distinguish jesus and joshua more than other languages

    I learned a new thing today, thanks!

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    On the teachings of Jesus, confusion and the divergence of belief
    Luke: What do you think that he meant when he said "This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled." Did he mean my generation or your generation?

    Matthew: What? We're in the same generation.

    Luke: No, I'm, like, ten years younger than you. I'm a Millennial and you're Generation X.

    Matthew: I thought I was a Millennial. I grew up at the turn of the millennium!

    Luke: No, I'm pretty sure that you're Generation X.

    Matthew: That's stupid. I don't want to be Generation X. What does the X even mean?

    Luke: Ten, I think. In Roman.

    Matthew: Well, I don't want a dumb Roman label!

    Luke: Millennial is pretty Roman, as well.

    Matthew: Ugh! Well, anyway, he probably means everyone who is currently living.

    Luke: So we're all immortal or somethi-- Oh, Jeez! That guy just fell off his horse!

    This is my Bible fan fic, please don't steal. Luke is an OC, not the Biblical Luke, please don't steal.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Taramoor wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I feel like that's people praying near a bull statue.

    They're literally laying hands on it while they do so.

    Very, very near to it.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Taramoor wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I feel like that's people praying near a bull statue.

    They're literally laying hands on it while they do so.

    I'm guessing they're praying to god to have him save the market, herein pictured by the bull. So I'd hazard that's more of a laying on hands thing then a worship thing.

    Still off tho.

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    The letters are basically just really good sermons that got added in as an epilogue and some people treat them as the Gospel sometimes and it's annoying.

    Early Church politics is kinda interesting, but it's been a long ass time since I talked to an expert about it.

    And Acts is weird because it's basically Luke writing fan fiction about the disciples

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Regardless of their actual intention, the optics aren't good. Ba'al was probably feeling chuffed though.

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    Bucketman wrote: »
    Also you don't have to call cops sir. Nor are you expected to.

    Maybe not where you live. Here you are expected to say "sir" or "Mam" to the police.

    I live in a pretty small and well off town, and have worked with the police in the past (when I was a cook at a 24 hour diner they paid an off duty officer to stand around in uniform and help break up fights. He was a cool dude) but even the ones out here scare me. I've been pulled over for matching a description of a suspect and treated like shit by a couple of local cops, who called back up, and made me wait around for about an hour before I was allowed to finish going into work. I've had guns drawn on me 2 times...for no reason. And I had a state trooper call me a "complete and total fuckup. I hope your proud because I guranantee your mama isn't" and another trooped was yelling at me red faced once and called me all kinds of names.

    I hate Indiana

    I've never had an ISP trooper be a dick (in fact, the 3 I've had to deal with were all super nice to me), but yeah, IN sheriffs and small-city cops (IMPD's a mixed-bag) tend to be massive assoles around here.

    Thank god I'm white.

    I forgot to address this at the time but it's insane to me that someone would be this shitty with @Bucketman of all people. He's just such a naturally sweet guy, I don't know how some sense of inherent human decency doesn't kick in.

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    ShenShen Registered User regular
    Cherry-picking the parts we like is pretty much par for the course with modern society. I'm sure we all know folks who do or have done drugs, jaywalked or pirated media despite those things being ostensibly illegal. Choosing which parts of the Bible to follow is not much different, especially if you factor in its origins as a rulebook made up by disparate peoples over 2000 years ago. We can consider ourselves part of a nation yet still object to acts committed by our governments and other members of that nation.

    'I feel like Christianity has been contradictory to the teachings of Jesus for a really long time' is an opinion so really all one can do is ask why you feel that way? Growing up I found it fairly consistent in its emphasis on charity, humility and faith, though I sat through enough readings and homilies where I thought 'Naw dog that's jacked up' to adhere too rigorously to much beyond 'don't be a dick; if there's a heaven/God and God isn't a dick you'll be fine'. I'm far from observant but I strongly feel that I'm a happier, more optimistic person because of that upbringing.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    of course, "god bless america" breaks out in all kinds of weird places:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF00qCIGe04
    We were at Chick-fil-A in Knightdale, NC, on August 1, 2012, in support of Truett Cathy's view of biblical marriage when "God Bless America" broke out! Thankful God has blessed our country! Thankful men like Truett Cathy have the freedom to express their beliefs as all other Americans do!

    I'm kind of glad that Chick-Fil-A is the one fast food chain to declare overt shitty religious ties, instead of one of the various other places I would actually regret never returning to.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    A bull statue? An actual bull statue? Like a statue of a bull? And they're praying to it? Like in the... in the...

    You're messing with me right

    No, there's one on wallstreet to symbolize the bull market. It's bronze.

    I just have never heard of anybody fucking...praying to it.

    No one ever prays the to Bear Market statue

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    agoaj wrote: »
    Bronze? Theres the problem, they're praying to the god of third place!

    Suckers worship gold. You want to go Platinum aka the S-Rank idol

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    Speaking (as we weren't) of potential fanatstic Republican candidates who would never get past the primaries: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6SKpv-MwXE

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    A bull statue? An actual bull statue? Like a statue of a bull? And they're praying to it? Like in the... in the...

    You're messing with me right

    No, there's one on wallstreet to symbolize the bull market. It's bronze.

    I just have never heard of anybody fucking...praying to it.

    No one ever prays the to Bear Market statue

    Well, except for Chicago fans and look what that got em.

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    Then again I think Powell is a de facto right wing Democrat at this point.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    God, I love Powell so much. What an awesome dude.

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    I don't think he'll ever run for office again, which is why he's so clearly in "Do Not Give A Fuck" mode and has been for at least 8 years.

    I would conceivably vote Republican for him, depending on who he ran against.

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    agoaj wrote: »
    Bronze? Theres the problem, they're praying to the god of third place!

    Suckers worship gold. You want to go Platinum aka the S-Rank idol

    The Church of Bayonetta has pretty wild sermons

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    I'm still convinced that Jon Huntsman would've been an excellent opponent for Barack in the '12 race.

    Hmm... I wonder what he's up to now...
    Jon Huntsman Jr. says Trump is 'best positioned to build new coalitions as a nominee'

    http://www.thedp.com/article/2016/05/jon-huntsman-jr-trump-endorsement

    Crap.

    I'm not convinced anymore.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    I don't think he'll ever run for office again, which is why he's so clearly in "Do Not Give A Fuck" mode and has been for at least 8 years.

    I would conceivably vote Republican for him, depending on who he ran against.

    Yeah I think for me, going through and watching a reading a bunch of political stuff that I was too young to care about, the moment I realized the GOP was too far to come back was when Powell swore off public office.

    Which is a shame, they need more Republicans like him.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    One of the things I realized over the past few years as I slowly distanced myself from evangelical Christianity is that you could probably put a lot of the blame for how modern Anerican Christianity acts at the feet of Paul.

    Because when you look at Paul's letters, there's a theme of him telling people how Christians should act (and calling churches out for not being sufficiently Christian). And the stuff about hating gay people? You'll find that in Paul's letters, not the Gospel.

    So I eventually just kinda decided that maybe I should put all the letters that came after the gospel in the "do not take too seriously" pile, because that's the point where you it's no longer Jesus' words but supposedly God "inspiring" people to say stuff Jesus totally would have said (but I guess didn't get around to for some reason?).

    Of course once you start to question the integrity of the canon you also start to question which, if any, of the gospels are accurate and suddenly you're thinking "maybe agnosticism ain't so bad."

    I know! It's nuts that over half the books of the New Testament were written by a guy who didn't convert until after the events of the gospels were completely over and never met the main character in person! Jesus Force-ghosted in on him one time to push him down and be like "Paul, you are verily rustling the jimmies of mine people. Don't be such a dick from now on. Flash grenade!"

    And then once Paul's vision was restored by an actual apostle, he basically spent the rest of his life going "Don't be a dick, eh? I think we can reach a reasonable compromise there."

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I'm kind of glad that Chick-Fil-A is the one fast food chain to declare overt shitty religious ties, instead of one of the various other places I would actually regret never returning to.
    In and out?

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    if only we all agreed on what constituted "being a dick"

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    Spoit wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I'm kind of glad that Chick-Fil-A is the one fast food chain to declare overt shitty religious ties, instead of one of the various other places I would actually regret never returning to.
    In and out?

    what

    no

    don't do this to me

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Wouldnt post jesus Christianity be like....

    Islam? I mean they recognize jesus in their religion.

    (I dont want to be part of any shit throwing.)

    lslam recognizes Jesus as a prophet, but not the messiah

    so they're more like... different jesus christianity

    edit: wait no they do believe Jesus is the messiah but not the son of God? im not a theologist

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    masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    They put Bible verses on their stuff but i've never heard of them doing anything bad

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I'm sure the GOP establishment would love to dump the Southern strategy and stop concentrating on social issues and coded racism but they don't have the base for it any more.

    The "southern strategy" is why they don't have the base for it any more.

    The problem isn't that the GOP doesn't have a base for it, it's that it needs to kick out one part of it's base-- probably by being gifted a populist democratic candidate that's more attractive to white racists

    And during the primary season when those people don't vote republican, they float someone up who isn't quite as abhorrent to minorities

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I don't see how they kick out that segment of the base without
    A. Massively restructuring primaries so that they can pick who votes (which isn't unheard of)
    B. Killing a large enough part of their voter base that they submit to thirty years of unbroken Democrat rule

    Which maybe they should do! Maybe it's worth it to bring back the party of Lincoln! It's a hard fucking sell for the people in the party though

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    ShenShen Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    if only we all agreed on what constituted "being a dick"

    Do we need to agree? Wrt religion interpretation is always going to be fairly personal - it's for lawmakers and government to enforce more rigid rules. Separation of church and state is meant to be a thing.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Wouldnt post jesus Christianity be like....

    Islam? I mean they recognize jesus in their religion.

    (I dont want to be part of any shit throwing.)

    lslam recognizes Jesus as a prophet, but not the messiah

    so they're more like... different jesus christianity

    edit: wait no they do believe Jesus is the messiah but not the son of God? im not a theologist

    they believe jesus was a prophet but was not divine

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    l_gl_g Registered User regular
    In the USA, would it be weird to address police officers as "officer" instead of "sir" or "ma'am"?

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